by Auster, Paul
One way or the other, the door now opens, and in walks a small woman of indeterminate age—anywhere between forty-five and sixty, Mr. Blank thinks, but it is difficult to be certain. Her gray hair is cut short, she is dressed in a pair of dark blue slacks and a light blue cotton blouse, and the first thing she does after entering the room is smile at Mr. Blank. This smile, which seems to combine both tenderness and affection, banishes his fears and puts him in a state of calm equilibrium. He has no idea who she is, but he is nevertheless happy to see her.
Did you sleep well? the woman asks.
I’m not sure, Mr. Blank replies. To be perfectly honest, I can’t remember if I slept or not.
That’s good. It means the treatment is working.
Rather than comment on this enigmatic pronouncement, Mr. Blank studies the woman for several moments in silence, then asks: Forgive me for being such a fool, but your name wouldn’t be Anna, would it?
Once again, the woman gives him a tender and affectionate smile. I’m glad you remembered it, she says. Yesterday, it kept slipping out of your mind.
Suddenly perplexed and agitated, Mr. Blank swivels around in the leather chair until he is facing the desk, then removes the portrait of the young woman from the pile of black-and-white photographs. Before he can turn around again to look at the woman, whose name appears to be Anna, she is standing beside him with her hand poised gently on his right shoulder, looking down at the picture as well.
If your name is Anna, Mr. Blank says, his voice quivering with emotion, then who is this? Her name is Anna, too, isn’t it?
Yes, the woman says, studying the portrait closely, as if remembering something with equal but opposite feelings of revulsion and nostalgia. This is Anna. And I’m Anna, too. This is a picture of me.
But, Mr. Blank stammers, but … the girl in the picture is young. And you … you have gray hair.
Time, Mr. Blank, Anna says. You understand the meaning of time, don’t you? This is me thirty-five years ago.
Before Mr. Blank has a chance to respond, Anna puts the portrait of her younger self back on the pile of photographs.
Your breakfast is getting cold, she says, and without another word she leaves the room, only to return a moment later, wheeling in a stainless steel cart with a platter of food on it, which she positions alongside the bed.
The meal consists of a glass of orange juice, a slice of buttered toast, two poached eggs in a small white bowl, and a pot of Earl Grey tea. In due course, Anna will help Mr. Blank out of the chair and lead him over to the bed, but first she hands him a glass of water and three pills—one green, one white, and one purple.
What’s wrong with me? Mr. Blank asks. Am I sick?
No, not at all, Anna says. The pills are part of the treatment.
I don’t feel sick. A little tired and dizzy, maybe, but otherwise nothing too terrible. Considering my age, not too terrible at all.
Swallow the pills, Mr. Blank. Then you can eat your breakfast. I’m sure you’re very hungry.
But I don’t want the pills, Mr. Blank replies, stubbornly holding his ground. If I’m not sick, I’m not going to swallow these wretched pills.
Rather than snap back at Mr. Blank after his rude and aggressive statement, Anna bends over and kisses him on the forehead. Dear Mr. Blank, she says. I know how you feel, but you promised to take the pills every day. That was the bargain. If you don’t take the pills, the treatment won’t work.
I promised? says Mr. Blank. How do I know you’re telling the truth?
Because it’s me, Anna, and I would never lie to you. I love you too much for that.
The mention of the word love softens Mr. Blank’s resolve, and he impulsively decides to back down. All right, he says, I’ll take the pills. But only if you kiss me again. Agreed? But it has to be a real kiss this time. On the lips.
Anna smiles, then bends over once more and kisses Mr. Blank squarely on the lips. In that it lasts for a good three seconds, the kiss qualifies as more than just a peck, and even though no tongues are involved, this intimate contact sends a tingle of arousal coursing through Mr. Blank’s body. By the time Anna straightens up, he has already begun to swallow the pills.
Now they are sitting beside each other on the edge of the bed. The food cart is in front of them, and as Mr. Blank drinks down his orange juice, takes a bite of his toast and a first sip of the tea, Anna softly rubs his back with her left hand, humming a tune that he is unable to identify but which he knows is familiar to him, or was once familiar to him. Then he begins to attack the poached eggs, piercing one of the yolks with the tip of the spoon and gathering up a modest combination of yellow and white in the hollow of the utensil, but when he tries to lift the spoon toward his mouth, he is bewildered to discover that his hand is shaking. Not just some mild tremor, but a pronounced and convulsive twitching that he is powerless to control. By the time the spoon has traveled six inches from the bowl, the spasm is so extreme that the better part of the yellow-and-white mixture has splattered onto the tray.
Would you like me to feed you? Anna asks.
What’s wrong with me?
It’s nothing to worry about, she answers, patting his back in an attempt to reassure him. A natural reaction to the pills. It will pass in a few minutes.
That’s some treatment you’ve cooked up for me, Mr. Blank mutters in a self-pitying, sullen tone of voice.
It’s all for the best, Anna says. And it’s not going to last forever. Believe me.
So Mr. Blank allows Anna to feed him, and as she calmly goes about the business of scooping out portions of the poached eggs, holding the teacup to his lips, and wiping his mouth with a paper napkin, Mr. Blank begins to think that Anna is not a woman so much as an angel, or, if you will, an angel in the form of a woman.
Why are you so kind to me? he asks.
Because I love you, Anna says. It’s that simple.
Now that the meal is finished, the time has come for excretions, ablutions, and the putting on of clothes. Anna pushes the cart away from the bed and then extends her hand to Mr. Blank to help him to his feet. To his immense astonishment, he finds himself standing in front of a door, a door that until now has escaped his notice, and attached to the surface of this door is yet another strip of white tape, marked with the word BATHROOM. Mr. Blank wonders how he could have missed it, since it is no more than a few steps from the bed, but, as the reader has already learned, his thoughts have largely been elsewhere, lost in a fogland of ghostlike beings and broken memories as he searches for an answer to the question that haunts him.
Do you have to go? Anna asks.
Go? he replies. Go where?
To the bathroom. Do you need to use the toilet?
Ah. The toilet. Yes. Now that you mention it, I think that would be a good idea.
Do you want me to help you, or can you manage on your own?
I’m not sure. Let me give it a try, and we’ll see what happens.
Anna turns the white porcelain knob for him, and the door opens. As Mr. Blank shuffles into the white, windowless room with the black-and-white tile floor, Anna shuts the door behind him, and for several moments Mr. Blank just stands there, looking at the white toilet against the far wall, suddenly feeling bereft, aching to be with Anna again. Finally, he whispers to himself: Get a grip, old man. You’re acting like a child. Nevertheless, even as he shuffles over to the toilet and begins lowering his pajama bottoms, he feels an overpowering urge to cry.
The pajama bottoms fall to his ankles; he sits down on the toilet seat; his bladder and bowels prepare to evacuate their pent-up liquids and solids. Urine flows from his penis, first one stool and then a second stool slide from his anus, and so good does it feel to be relieving himself in this manner that he forgets the sorrow that took hold of him just moments before. Of course he can manage on his own, he tells himself. He’s been doing it ever since he was a little boy, and when it comes to pissing and shitting, he’s as capable as any person in the world. Not only that, but
he’s an expert at wiping his ass as well.
Let Mr. Blank have his little moment of hubris, for successful as he is in completing the first part of the operation, the second part does not go nearly as well. He has no trouble lifting himself off the seat and flushing the toilet, but once he does so he realizes that his pajama bottoms are still gathered around his ankles and in order to pull them up he must either bend over or crouch down and grab hold of the waist with his hands. Neither bending nor crouching is an activity he feels particularly comfortable with today, but of the two he is somewhat more fearful of bending, since he understands the potential for losing his balance once he lowers his head, and he is apprehensive that if he should indeed lose his balance, he might fall to the floor and crack his skull against the black-and-white tiles. He therefore concludes that crouching is the lesser of the two evils, although he is far from confident that his knees can bear the strain that will be put upon them. We will never know if they can or can’t. Alerted by the sound of the flushing toilet, Anna, no doubt assuming that Mr. Blank has finished the job he set out to do, opens the door and enters the bathroom.
One might think that Mr. Blank would be embarrassed to find himself in such a compromising position (standing there with his pants down, his limp penis dangling between his naked, scrawny legs), but such is not the case. Mr. Blank feels no false modesty in front of Anna. If anything, he is more than glad to let her see whatever there is to see, and instead of hastily crouching down to pull up his pajama bottoms, he begins undoing the buttons of his pajama top in order to remove the shirt as well.
I’d like to have my bath now, he says.
A real bath in the tub, she asks, or just a sponge bath?
It doesn’t matter. You decide.
Anna looks at her watch and says, Maybe just a sponge bath. It’s getting a bit late now, and I still have to dress you and make the bed.
By now, Mr. Blank has removed both the top and the bottoms of his pajamas as well as his slippers. Unperturbed by the sight of the old man’s naked body, Anna walks over to the toilet and lowers the seat cover, which she pats a couple of times with the palm of her hand as an invitation for Mr. Blank to sit down. Mr. Blank sits, and Anna then perches herself beside him on the edge of the bathtub, turns on the hot water, and begins soaking a white washcloth under the spigot.
The moment Anna begins touching Mr. Blank’s body with the warm, soapy cloth, he falls into a trance of languid submission, luxuriating in the feel of her gentle hands upon him. She starts at the top and works her way slowly downward, washing his ears and behind his ears, the front and back of his neck, has him turn on the toilet seat in order to move the cloth up and down his back, then turn again in order to do the same to his chest, pausing every fifteen seconds or so to douse the cloth under the spigot, alternately adding more soap to it and rinsing the soap out of it, depending on whether she is about to wash a particular part of Mr. Blank’s body or remove the soap from an area that has just been cleaned. Mr. Blank shuts his eyes, his head suddenly emptied of the shadow-beings and terrors that have haunted him since the first paragraph of this report. By the time the washcloth has descended to his belly, his penis has begun to alter its shape, growing longer and thicker and becoming partially erect, and Mr. Blank marvels that even at his advanced age his penis continues to act as it always did, never once modifying its behavior since his earliest adolescence. So much has changed for him since then, but not that, not that one thing, and now that Anna has brought the washcloth into direct contact with that part of his body, he can feel it stiffening to full extension, and as she goes on rubbing and stroking it with the warm sudsy water, it is all he can do not to cry out and beg her to finish the job.
We’re feeling frisky today, Mr. Blank, Anna says.
I’m afraid so, Mr. Blank whispers, his eyes still shut. I can’t help it.
If I were you, I’d feel proud of myself. Not every man your age is still … still capable of this.
It has nothing to do with me. The thing has a life of its own.
Suddenly, the cloth moves over to his right leg. Before Mr. Blank can register his disappointment, he feels Anna’s bare hand sliding up and down the well-lubricated erection. Her right hand is continuing to wash him with the cloth, but her left hand is now engaged in this other task for him, and even as he succumbs to the practiced ministrations of that left hand, he wonders what he has done to deserve such generous treatment.
He gasps when the semen comes spurting out of him, and it is only then, after the deed has been done, that he opens his eyes and turns to Anna. She is no longer sitting on the edge of the tub but kneeling on the floor in front of him, wiping up the ejaculation with the washcloth. Her head is down, and therefore he cannot see her eyes, but nevertheless he leans forward and touches her left cheek with his right hand. Anna looks up then, and as their eyes meet she gives him another one of her tender and affectionate smiles.
You’re so good to me, he says.
I want you to be happy, she answers. This is a hard time for you, and if you can find some moments of pleasure in all this, I’m glad to help.
I’ve done something terrible to you. I don’t know what it is, but something terrible … unspeakable … beyond forgiveness. And here you are, taking care of me like a saint.
It wasn’t your fault. You did what you had to do, and I don’t hold it against you.
But you suffered. I made you suffer, didn’t I?
Yes, very badly. I almost didn’t make it.
What did I do?
You sent me off to a dangerous place, a desperate place, a place of destruction and death.
What was it? Some kind of mission?
I guess you could call it that.
You were young then, weren’t you? The girl in the photo.
Yes.
You were very pretty, Anna. You’re older now, but I still find you pretty. Just about perfect, if you know what I mean.
You don’t have to exaggerate, Mr. Blank.
I’m not. If someone told me that I had to look at you twenty-four hours a day for the rest of my life, I wouldn’t have any objections.
Once again, Anna smiles, and once again Mr. Blank touches her left cheek with his right hand.
How long were you in that place? he asks.
A few years. Much longer than I was expecting to be.
But you managed to get out.
Eventually, yes.
I feel so ashamed.
You mustn’t. The fact is, Mr. Blank, without you I wouldn’t be anyone.
Still …
No still. You’re not like other men. You’ve sacrificed your life to something bigger than yourself, and whatever you’ve done or haven’t done, it’s never been for selfish reasons.
Have you ever been in love, Anna?
Several times.
Are you married?
I was.
Was?
My husband died three years ago.
What was his name?
David. David Zimmer.
What happened?
He had a bad heart.
I’m responsible for that, too, aren’t I?
Not really … Only indirectly.
I’m so sorry.
Don’t be. Without you, I never would have met David in the first place. Believe me, Mr. Blank, it isn’t your fault. You do what you have to do, and then things happen. Good things and bad things both. That’s the way it is. We might be the ones who suffer, but there’s a reason for it, a good reason, and anyone who complains about it doesn’t understand what it means to be alive.
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It should be noted that a second camera and a second tape recorder have been planted in the bathroom ceiling, making it possible for all activities in that space to be recorded as well, and because the word all is an absolute term, the transcription of the dialogue between Anna and Mr. Blank can be verified in every one of its details.
The sponge bath goes on for several more minutes, and when Anna ha
s finished washing and rinsing the remaining areas of Mr. Blank’s body (legs, front and back; ankles, feet, and toes; arms, hands, and fingers; scrotum, buttocks, and anus), she fetches a black terry-cloth robe from a hook on the door and helps Mr. Blank put it on. Then she picks up the blue-and-yellow striped pajamas and walks into the other room, making sure to leave the door open. While Mr. Blank stands in front of the small mirror above the sink, shaving with a battery-operated electric razor (for obvious reasons, traditional razor blades are forbidden), Anna folds the pajamas, makes the bed, and opens the closet to select Mr. Blank’s clothes for the day. She moves quickly and efficiently, as if trying to make up for lost time. So rapid is her completion of these tasks that when Mr. Blank finishes shaving with the electric razor and walks into the other room, he is startled to see that his clothes have already been laid out on the bed. Remembering his conversation with James P. Flood and the mention of the word closet, he was hoping to catch Anna in the act of opening the closet door, if indeed the closet exists, in order to determine where it is located. Now, as his eyes scan the room, he sees no sign of it, and another mystery remains unsolved.
He could, of course, ask Anna where it is, but once he sees Anna herself, sitting on the bed and smiling up at him, he is so moved to be in her presence again that the question escapes his mind.
