by Rex Stout
He came up to me. “What do you want?”
I grinned. “This is hot. Can you get Ben Cook here in a hurry?” Because I didn’t like fits I went right on, “I want to tell Mr. Anderson something. Or you, or both of you.”
I never did find out, I don’t know to this day, what that White Plains bunch thought they had been doing during the six days that had passed since the autopsy. There was a hint or two, of course; that Friday afternoon Anderson told me that Corbett had spent two days at Holland University. Probably they got hold of a rumor that there was a student there whom Barstow had kept in school an extra hour or some such sizzler. I know they hadn’t come within a mile of anything warm. Though it was hard to believe, it was a fact that Anderson didn’t even know that Barstow had been using a new bag of golf clubs that had been given to him by his wife as a birthday present, until I told him. I only got one piece of news that afternoon; a New York chemist had said definitely that Barstow’s blood showed snake venom. It was that report that had got Anderson and Derwin’s minds off the golf clubs and dwelling fondly on copperheads; and though I hate like the devil to admit it, it gave me a few bad hours, too. Although it left the needle unexplained, I had seen odder things than a needle in a man’s stomach accounted for by coincidence. Copperheads were not unknown in Westchester; what if one had been visiting the Green Meadow Club that Sunday and bit Barstow? On the foot or anywhere. It was about good enough for a headache. The snake venom report hadn’t been given to the newspapers, and it wasn’t given to me until after Anderson and Derwin had my tale, so it didn’t cramp my style.
And of course even if the Green Meadow fairway had been carpeted with copperheads a foot deep, Anderson and Derwin couldn’t get around the fact that Nero Wolfe had told them exactly what the autopsy would show them.
Derwin took me into Anderson’s room. Anderson was there with another man, not a dick, he looked like a lawyer. I sat down and hooked my panama on my knee.
Anderson said, “What’s on your mind?”
I just simply didn’t like that man. I couldn’t even have any fun with him, to speak of, because whatever it was disagreeable about him, his face and his manner, was so deep and primitive that the only possible way to get any real satisfaction would have been to haul off and plug him in the nose. Derwin was different; he certainly wasn’t my favorite uncle, but he would take a lot of kidding.
I said, “Information from Nero Wolfe. Maybe you’d better call a stenographer.”
He had to pass a few remarks first, but I went patient and forbearing on him. What was the use of thinking up a lot of snappy comebacks when I couldn’t use the one I wanted to? So pretty soon he saw he wasn’t getting anywhere, and called a stenographer, and I spieled it off. I told about the birthday present, and the whereabouts of Barstow’s golf bag and who had put it there, and the loan of Kimball’s driver on the first tee. I suggested that they find out all about Kimball’s bag, where he kept it and who had access to it, though I knew that anyone approaching from that direction would never get anywhere, for Manuel must have had any number of opportunities. Then I gave them Wolfe’s message about protection for Kimball. I made that strong. I said that Wolfe felt that the responsibility for the safety of a citizen whose life was in jeopardy was a burden for the authorities to assume, and that he would not be answerable, to himself or anyone else, for anything that might happen to E.D. Kimball at any moment.
When I got through Anderson asked questions, and some I answered and some I didn’t. He kept it up quite a while, until finally I had to grin at him.
“Mr. Anderson,” I said, “you’re trying to lure me on.”
He was smooth. “But not succeeding, Goodwin. I’ll be frank with you. When the autopsy verified Wolfe’s prediction, I thought he knew who did it. When the reward was offered and he didn’t grab it, I knew he didn’t know. We know everything you do now, and a lot more, except the one detail of how Wolfe came to make the prediction in the first place. I’d like to know that, though I don’t believe it can be of much value since Wolfe doesn’t get anywhere with it. All the same, you might tell me. I’ll tell you anything and everything. For instance, this morning snake venom was identified in Barstow’s blood.”
“Thanks. That saves me the trouble of reading tonight’s papers.”
“The papers haven’t got it. I can tell you a few other things too.”
So he did; he mentioned Corbett’s trip to the university and a lot of other junk, and wound it up with a lecture on copperheads. Wanting to get on to Armonk, and to be alone to see if the snake venom news sounds hollow when you dropped it on the sidewalk, I thanked him and got up and put on my hat, and he got sore. I didn’t bother anymore; I reminded him about protecting E.D. Kimball, and walked out.
Since it was only a few miles out of the way and I didn’t know how long it would take me at Armonk, I decided to drop in at the Barstows first. From a booth on Main Street I telephoned; Sarah Barstow was home. Twenty minutes later I was turning into their drive. The same guard was there, and when I stopped he gave me a look and nodded me on.
Some people were on the front terrace having tea. I went to the side door, and Small took me to the sun-room at the back, only since it was afternoon the blinds were all up and the glass was in shadow. Small told me that Miss Barstow would join me shortly, and asked if I would have some tea.
I said, “You didn’t think that up all alone.”
Of course not a flicker. “Miss Barstow told me to offer you tea, sir.”
“Sure. She would. A glass of milk would be nice.” In a minute he was back with the milk, and when it was about half gone Sarah Barstow came in. I had told her on the phone it was just a social call, nothing to worry about, and as I got up and looked at her coming toward me, natural and young and human, I thought to myself that if she ever started a clinic for broken hearts I’d be the first in line if I wasn’t too busy. I said to her: “You’ve had a nap since I saw you last.”
She smiled. “I’ve slept forever. Sit down.”
I took my chair and picked up my glass. “Thank you for the milk, Miss Barstow. It’s swell milk, too. I’m sorry to call you away from your friends, but it won’t take long. I’ve just been over at Mr. Anderson’s office having a chat. I told him about the birthday present and about your night trip to the Tarrytown ferry.-Now wait a minute, you certainly are quick on the trigger. It don’t mean a thing, it was just strategy, you know, what generals lose battles with. That junk is all out. There never was any phony driver in your father’s bag, when your mother gave it to him or any other time. Nobody ever tried to kill him. He died by an accident.”
She was staring at me. I waited to let her digest it.
She said, “Then it wasn’t murder at all-Nero Wolfe was wrong-but how-”
“I didn’t say it wasn’t murder. Wolfe wasn’t wrong. The accident happened on the first tee. Your father’s caddy was off with his bag, and your father borrowed E.D. Kimball’s driver. It was that borrowed driver that did it. It was a rotten break, that’s all. Nobody wanted to kill him.”
She said, “My father-I knew my father���”
I nodded. “Yes, I guess you knew your father all right. That’s all I wanted to tell you, Miss Barstow. I didn’t like to phone it, because I don’t know when Anderson will want to release it. So it’s confidential. I didn’t want you to find out from him what I had told him and maybe think I had double-crossed you. If he should be so curious that he begins asking you why you go around throwing golf bags in the river, in spite of the fact that that’s all washed up, tell him to go to hell. That’s why I told you that. The reason I told you about Kimball lending his driver was because I know it can’t be any fun lying in bed wondering who murdered your father when you ought to be asleep. Nobody murdered him. But it would be okay to keep that in the family for a while.” I got up. “That’s all.”
She sat still. She looked up at me. “Are you going? I think I’ll sit here a little. Thank you, Mr. Goodwin. You di
dn’t finish your milk.”
I picked up the glass and emptied it and went on out. I was thinking that even on a busy day I might find time to drop in at that clinic.
By the time I got to Armonk it was after six o’clock, but the sun was still high and a couple of planes were perched on the field and another one was just landing. There was signs all around, FLY $5, and TRY THE SKY, and other come-ons, painted on the fence and the walls of the wooden hangars. It wasn’t much of a field as far as equipment was concerned, that is, it wasn’t very elaborate, but the field itself was good-sized and well-kept and flat as a pancake. I parked the roadster off the highway and went through the gate alongside one of the hangars. There was no one around outside except the pilot and two passengers getting out of the plane that had just landed. I went along looking in the doors and in the third hangar found a couple of guys throwing pennies at a crack.
They straightened up and looked at me and I nodded.
“Hello.” I grinned. “I hate to interrupt your game, but I’m looking for a map, a bound book of flying maps. Maybe that isn’t the technical term for it, but I’m not a flyer.”
One of them was just a kid. The other one, a little older, in a mechanic’s uniform, shook his head.
“We don’t sell maps.”
“I don’t mean I want to buy one. I’m looking for one, bound in red leather, that my brother left here a week ago Monday. June fifth, it was. You probably remember. He knew I was coming past here today on my way to the Berkshires and asked me to stop and get it. He landed here at your field, in his private plane, around six o’clock that evening, and took off again around ten. He’s pretty sure he must have left the map here somewhere.”
The mechanic was shaking his head. “He didn’t land at this field.”
I was surprised. “What? Of course he did. He ought to know what field he landed at.”
“Maybe he ought to, but he don’t, not if he says he landed here. There’s been no machine here except ours for over a month, except a biplane that came down one morning last week.”
“That’s funny.” I couldn’t understand it. “Are you sure? Maybe you weren’t here.”
“I’m always here, mister. I sleep here. If you ask me, I think your brother had better find his map. I think he needs it.”
“It sure looks that way. Are there any other fields around here?”
“Not very close. There’s one at Danbury, and one up toward Poughkeepsie.”
“Well. This is one on him. Sorry I interrupted your game. I’m much obliged.”
“Don’t mention it.”
I went out and sat in the roadster to decide what to do. The mechanic hadn’t talked like a man earning the five-spot that someone had given him to keep his mouth shut; he had just been telling what had happened, or rather what hadn’t happened. Armonk was out. Poughkeepsie too; for although Manuel might have made it there in twenty minutes in his plane, he had to have time to get to wherever he had left his car and drive to where he was going to meet Carlo Maffei. He had almost certainly met Maffei near some subway station uptown in New York, and the date had been for seven-thirty. He could never have made it from Poughkeepsie. Danbury, I thought, was barely possible, and I headed the roaster north.
I didn’t like to do that at all, for it was June 16, the anniversary of the day little Tommie Williamson had been restored to his parents in Wolfe’s office, and Mr. and Mrs. Burke Williamson and Tommie-four years older now-were going to celebrate as usual by dining with Wolfe. Each year they tried to get him to go to their place, but they never succeeded. They were all right, and I liked Tommie, but the point I had in mind was the importance that Fritz attached to that occasion. Of course he knew that Williamson owned a chain of hotels, and I suppose he wanted to show him what a pity it was that hotels never had anything fit to eat. As Saul Panzer would say, lovin’ babe, what a feed! One-fifth of that cargo was labeled for my hold, and instead of being there to stow it away where it belonged, at eight o’clock that evening I was unenjoying myself at a fern and palm joint in Danbury with a plate of liver and bacon that had absolutely been fried in differential grease.
Nothing went right in Danbury. After the lubricated liver I went out to the flying field. Nobody knew anything. I waited around, and finally long after dark a man showed up who gave me complete dissatisfaction. He kept records but didn’t need to, for he remembered what minute the sun had set every day since Easter. When I left I was certain that Manuel Kimball had never been near the place; and though it was a grand summer night I didn’t particularly enjoy the drive back to New York. It was after midnight when I reached Thirty-fifth Street; the Williamsons had departed and Wolfe had gone to bed.
In the top drawer of my desk was a note in his fine slender writing: Archie, if you learned nothing, in the morning try the metal-worker advertisement; and if your grace and charm can again entice Miss Fiore, have her here at eleven. N.W.
I never like to eat late at night unless it seems unavoidable, but I went to the kitchen anyhow for a glass of milk and to look sadly over the remains like a man visiting the graveyard where his sweetheart’s bones are resting. Then I went on upstairs and turned in.
I slept late. While I was eating breakfast Fritz told me about the dinner I had missed, but I was only politely interested; yesterday’s meals never concern me much. Looking through the newspaper, I turned to the classified ads to see the one I had put in the day before; it was there and I thought it read good. Before I went out I went to the office and cleaned around a little, for it wasn’t going to be much of a morning.
One of the various little things that were keeping me doubtful about Manuel Kimball was the fact that the metal-worker ad was keyed at the downtown office. Wouldn’t he have been more apt-since even a man plotting murder will not ignore convenience-to use Times Square or 125th Street? But of course that wasn’t a real objection, just one of the little things you think about when you’re looking around for something to hang a chance on. In any event, I was counting on getting nowhere with that ad.
That’s where I got to. To walk into the Times downtown classified ad office and try to find out what girl took a particular ad two months before, and what kind of a person handed it in and who called for the replies, was about like asking a Coney Island lifeguard if he remembers the fellow with a bald head who went in bathing on the Fourth of July. I had stopped at the D.A.‘s office on the way down and got Purley Stebbins to go with me with his badge, but the only one that did any good was him since I had to buy him a drink. By going over the files I did learn that the ad had appeared in the issue of April 16, and while that spoiled nothing since it fitted in all right, I couldn’t even figure that it paid for the drink.
I took Purley back to his temple of justice and went on to Sullivan Street.
Mrs. Ricci wasn’t going to let me in. She came to the door herself and put on a scowl as soon as she saw me. I grinned at her and told her I had come to take Anna Fiore for a ride, and I behaved like a gentleman in the face of all her observations until she began shoving the door on me so hard that my foot nearly slipped. Then I got businesslike.
“See here, Mrs. Ricci, wait a minute, you might as well listen while you’ve still got some breath. Now listen! Anna is in bad, not with us but with the police. Cops. She told us something that could get her in a lot of trouble if the police knew it. They don’t know it and we don’t want them to know it, but they suspect something. My boss wants to put Anna wise. He’s got to. Do you want her to go to jail? Come on now, and cut out the injured womanhood.”
She glared at me. “You just lie.”
“No. Never. Ask Anna. Trot her out.”
“You stay here.”
“Right.”
She shut the door and I sat down on the top step and lit a cigarette. Since it was Saturday the street was a madhouse again. I got hit on the shin with a ball and my eardrums began to stretch out, but otherwise it was a good show. I had just flipped the butt away when I heard the door ope
n behind me and got up.
Anna came out with her hat and jacket on. Mrs. Ricci, standing behind her on the threshold, said: “I phoned Miss Maffei. She says you’re all right, anyway I don’t believe it. If you get Anna into trouble my husband will kill you, her father and mother are dead and she is a good girl, no matter if her head is full of flies.”
“Don’t you worry, Mrs. Ricci.” I grinned at Anna. “Don’t you want to go for a ride?”
She nodded, and I led her out to the roadster.
If I ever kill anybody I’m pretty sure it will be a woman. I’ve seen a lot of stubborn men, a lot of men who knew something I wanted to know and didn’t intend to tell me, and in quite a few cases I couldn’t make him tell no matter what I tried; but in spite of how stubborn they were they always stayed human. They always gave me a feeling that if only I hit on the right lever I could pry it out of them. But I’ve seen women that not only wouldn’t turn loose; you knew damn well they wouldn’t. They can get a look on their faces that would drive you crazy, and I think some of them do it on purpose. The look on a man’s face says that he’ll die before he’ll tell you, and you think you may bust that up; a woman’s look says that she would just about as soon tell you as not, only she isn’t going to.
I sat and watched Anna Fiore for an hour that morning while Wolfe tried every trick he knew, and if she got away whole it was only because I remembered that you mustn’t kill the goose that has the golden egg inside of her even if she won’t lay it. Of course I didn’t know whether she really had the golden egg and Wolfe didn’t either, but there was no other goose we could think of that had any eggs at all.
Anna and I got to 35th Street before eleven and were waiting for Wolfe when he came down. He started on her easy, as if all he wanted to do was tell her a story, not to get anything out of her, just to keep her informed. He told her that the man who had sent her the hundred dollars was the one who killed Carlo Maffei; that he was wicked and dangerous; that the man knew that she knew something he didn’t want known and that he might therefore kill her; that Miss Maffei was a nice woman; that Carlo Maffei had been a nice man and should not have been killed and that the man who had killed him should be caught and punished.
