by John Burdett
When we reach the ground floor, I walk casually over to where the guards are playing checkers. They look as if they've not moved for a while-a week at least-but surprise me with a grin and a nod. Without a word the one I bribed takes us around to the back of the building and points up to something on the fifth floor. "That's Baker's window," he explains. Hanging from the window by a rope: a shiny black laptop. "He hung it there at about the time you knocked on his door," the guard explains.
Lek and I look up at the suspended laptop and scratch our heads. "Do you want to hire a ladder?" the guard asks. "Better hurry-he's sure to take it in again now he thinks you're gone."
I negotiate a price to hire both a ladder and a guard with scissors and leave Lek to supervise the operation while I return to Baker's apartment. He is shocked to see me again and cannot disguise the foxy look on his face. I pretend a renewed fascination with the photographic equipment in his bathroom, which keeps his nerves on edge for a good ten minutes, then politely take my leave.
Downstairs Lek is hugging the laptop, beaming. "That was so exciting. I was sure Baker was going to catch the guard at the top of the ladder and kick the ladder away." Lek gives an elegant demonstration of kicking the ladder, apparently while wearing high heels. I give the guard my cell phone number and tell him to keep an eye on the window and call me when there's some reaction from Baker. We're in the back of the cab, halfway to the station, when my phone rings. "He went totally crazy. First he opened the window to pull the rope and saw that the rope had been cut. He stuck his body halfway out the window and seemed to go haywire. Next thing he's down on the ground, below his window, scrabbling around in the dark, as if the thing fell down. Then he saw me looking at him and guessed what happened, and he looked like he'd seen a ghost. I mean, I've never seen anyone go like that. He crouched down against a wall with his head between his hands. I don't know if he was crying or not, but he was very upset."
"Where is he now?"
"Back in his apartment."
Half an hour later he calls again. "That Englishman came, the same as before. He's with him now."
"Describe him again."
"Tall, very fit-looking farang, dressed in smart business suit, striped, stiff white collar, and flashy silk tie. Good-looking like a film star."
"Did he speak to you?"
"Sure. I asked him in Thai where he was going. He said to Baker's apartment."
"How was his Thai?"
"Good, with a thick English accent."
I drop Lek off at his apartment building and take the cab home. As soon as I get in, I open the laptop. Judging by the lights below the keyboard, there is enough battery power to boot up, but a PIN number is necessary to access it. I don't know how to bypass the PIN, and I can't risk leaving it with the nerds at the station — Buddha knows what salable images they might find there. I guess I need the FBI.
"I'll need a can opener," she says. "That's what the nerds call them. I'll have them courier one over to me. I should have it by tomorrow."
Chanya has seen my impatience with the computer, and I assume she is staring at me in order to provoke an explanation. When we lock eyes, though, she presses her lips together to make an apologetic face, at the same time as she raises her eyebrows in a question. I grunt. The last thing I feel like doing is hunting around for a supermarket that is open at this time of night.
"Ice cream?"
"No. Moomah noodles."
"You're kidding. There's no known form of nutrition in them, you could eat them until you're as round as a football and still die of malnutrition."
"It's what my mum ate when she was pregnant with me."
I extract maximum points by emphasizing how tired I am, then drag on a pair of shorts and a T-shirt. One shop I know for sure will be open is Foodland up in the Nana area, so I take a cab. I see from the cab's dashboard that it is one twenty-nine a.m. All along Sukhumvit food stalls have appeared to cater to hungry hookers and their Johns. It's quite a jolly street atmosphere, with people eating or sitting in the doorways of shops and nattering, telling stories of the night. A few drunken farang weave shakily between the stalls, but generally everyone is behaving themselves. When I reach Nana, it's quite crowded with girls who work the go-go bars and have just finished for the night. The supermarket itself serves food at a small bar near the checkout counter, and this is packed too. The aisles of the shop itself are relatively empty, though: only a couple of farang men deciding what wine to buy to finish the evening off, some working girls buying provisions to take home with them, and some Thai men shopping for rice whiskey. It takes me a while to find the moomah noodles; even the packet is probably better for you to eat than the contents, but who is going to argue with a pregnant wife? I grab five packs, just in case she gets the urge again, chuck them into my plastic basket, and make for the nearest checkout counter when a familiar profile catches my gaze. Of course it could not be her, and anyway she has her back to me so it could be almost anyone; but something in the way she moves… you know that Beatles song, farang? "Something in the way she moves, attracts me like no other lover"? I have goose bumps on both forearms and shivers down my spine. I don't really want to risk the elaborate maneuver of peering at her while she examines a bag of chilis, so I decide it's late, I'm tired, and I'll feel better in the morning. Proud of myself for kicking the superstition habit, I walk past her to the checkout counter, stack up my five packs of moomahs, fish out my wallet-then become aware of the young woman, who has come to stand behind me. Why can't I look at her? Why am I insanely focusing on the pack of chilis she is waiting to buy? Why is my hand holding the five-hundred-baht note shaking like a leaf? The checkout girl has noticed and decided I'm one of those dangerous men of the night. I want her to hurry up with the change, and in my haste to grab it, I knock over one of the noodle packs. Now it is lying on the floor between us, the other shopper and me. Both she and the checkout girl are waiting for me to pick it up-what kind of gentleman am I that I expect a woman to pick up something I've dropped? We're still old-fashioned like that. I manage to avoid her eyes as I bend down, but she permits no such strategy on the way up. Now I am staring into Damrong's face, no doubt about it, down to the last nuance. There is even a familiar, triumphant smile playing over her lips. "Good evening, Detective," she says softly, lowering her lids, feigning shyness.
I'm gibbering. Unable to wait for the plastic bag, I grab the five packs and hug them to me as I make for the door. Naturally, once I'm out in the street, I cannot resist waiting across the road for her to come out of the shop. Twenty minutes pass with no sign of her. Nothing for it, according to the rules of the haunt, but to return to the shop. She is nowhere to be seen. When I ask the checkout girl what happened to the woman who bought a pack of chilis, she gives me that look.
"Thanks," Chanya says with a breezy smile when I reach home. "I'll make some right now. Want to join me?"
"No," I say equally breezily, "I'm not hungry."
When we lie down to sleep, I close my eyes and observe my mind slip into denial. Of course, it didn't happen, right? Right. Such things are impossible, they are the imaginative creations of bored and ignorant peasants, right? Right. You're only half Thai, for Buddha's sake, you don't need to be sucked into this primitive sorcery, right? Right. By the time I fall asleep, the incident has been dismantled and stored somewhere dark and deep.
10
I am at my desk watching Lek weave between the other desks on his way to me. He is carrying a plastic bag of iced orange tea, of a hue I associate with Chernobyl, and sips from time to time from a straw sticking out of the top, which is tied with an elastic band. I note with approval that he avoids the desk of Detective Constable Gasorn, who has developed a crush on him. Well, perhaps not a crush exactly, for Gasorn's private e-mails to my assistant, while affectionate, hint at something more radical than a passionate affair. There are statistics and theories in great measure concerning the tendency, troubling to some, of young Thai men to change sex. In a nutshell,
the ancient system, by which a Thai man has to worry about Everything while his Thai wife gets to live on a more hospitable planet at his expense, may be breaking down. DC Gasorn is one of those who incline to the view that it would be better to have the lot chopped off and find a sponsor: let some sucker of sterner stuff fight it out with market forces. He's not sure, though, and I've instructed Lek not to talk to him or reply to his e-mails. Lek survives only because I protect him and Vikorn protects me. If it looks as if we're starting a subversive fashion, Vikorn will hang us both out to dry.
Off duty, Lek has started rolling his buttocks a la Marilyn Monroe, but he controls his gait in the station. Nevertheless, he is unable to avoid a quick glance at DC Gasorn on the opposite side of the room. The more he takes of the estrogen, the less defense he possesses against idle flattery. On the other hand, he's coping much better in so many ways these days. He has passed through the ordeal of accepting that even in Thailand he is a freak in the eyes of the world; now he's much harder inside and stares down villains effortlessly: gender reassignment has been good for his career, in a sense. Not that he'll ever get promoted beyond humble constable.
When he reaches my desk, he takes the straw out of his mouth long enough to wai me with the straw somehow-miraculously-held between his hands. I tell him I want to know where Damrong was working at the time she died, and hand him a photograph. It must be the most recent, because the FBI showed me how to make a still from the video, using her laptop. The face in the pic has about three minutes left to live. Lek will flash it around the bars, starting with Soi Cowboy, then up to Nana, then across to Pat Pong; if he hasn't gotten anywhere by then, we'll have to dig deeper, perhaps try the escort agencies. I guess about twenty percent of women who are eligible to sell their bodies in Bangkok do exactly that; it makes for a big haystack in which to go looking for a needle. Damrong was special, though; people will remember her. Me, for example. I remember her very well. I think there must be quite a few other men who might be able to help with inquiries. I'm thinking about saving time by doing some of the footwork myself, when Colonel Vikorn calls me into his office.
On my way up the stairs I'm preparing a summary of the Damrong case, on the assumption that the Colonel has finally developed an interest in it. When I'm sitting opposite him, with the big anticorruption poster behind his chair and a little to the right, and the photograph of His Majesty the King in full regalia immediately above his head, I start into my report. Vikorn imposes a mask of patience while I speak, but it doesn't last long. When I tell him about Baker's high-tech equipment in his squalid little rented room, and the laptop I stole, he sees an opportunity to cut short my report.
"So, it was him. You've cracked the case in less than a day. No wonder you're our best detective."
"But he wasn't even in Thailand when she was killed, and I haven't checked the laptop yet."
Vikorn gives a benevolent smile and wags a finger. "Don't spoil a great case with too much perfectionism. Of course Baker did it. He knew her, he'd been married to her, he'd pimped for her, he'd sold her porn for her. Why don't you charge him, offer him a deal in exchange for a confession? I could probably get the death sentence reduced to eight years if he gives us the names of the accomplices. If he resists, you can copy that snuff movie onto his laptop. It's a wrap."
"The laptop will show the date when the movie was copied."
"So don't let the defense team examine the laptop."
"Suppose he didn't do it?"
"Then you've imprisoned an honest man. How likely is that?"
I don't want to argue. He knows I'm not satisfied and that I'll work my buns off before I charge Baker, and in his eyes this makes me profoundly pathetic. Any self-respecting Thai cop would be in a girlie bar congratulating himself on having solved the case in a matter of hours. My Colonel doesn't much care if Baker did it or not-he's the kind of farang who gets into trouble anyway, adds no value to Thai society, and would probably benefit from a third-world course in social responsibility at the university of Lard Yao.
Now that he's got my business out of the way, he rubs his hands.
"Sonchai, I think we're making progress with our project. I had someone check out what that Jap Yammy is up to in his new studio. Did I tell you I rented a property in Chinatown next to the river?"
"No. That was quick."
"You got me all excited with that report in The New York Times. I had no idea there might be more dough in porn than in yaa baa."
"Great."
He leans forward confidentially, the way he does when he needs a favor. "Sonchai, I'm appointing you as my eyes and ears. I'm sorry to have to add to your duties, but you're the only cop in District Eight who might have an idea how a good porn movie gets made. I want you to pay regular visits to Yammy, make friends with him. Will you do that for me?"
No one says no to Vikorn, so I nod. Out in the corridor I figure I should probably consider myself lucky-at least I'm allowed to carry °n with the Damrong case undisturbed. Down in the canteen, over a?UP, it occurs to me that it might be fun to take the FBI on a field trip to the river. Before that, though, I want to check out Baker's laptop. I tell Manny I'm going to the river on a special assignment for Vikorn and I'm not to be disturbed. I call the FBI at the Grand Britannia, who has just received the gadget she calls the can opener, then call my partner, Chanya, on her cell phone. She is just returning from the temple so she should be back by the time I get home.
As it happens, both women have arrived at our little house before me. This is the first time they've been alone together for any length of time, and I'm curious to see how they've been relating. So far each has been in awe of the other. Chanya can hardly believe that a woman can cope with the world in such a masculine way and achieve such authority and power; the FBI still gapes at the effortless elegance with which Chanya walks, talks, and smiles; she really cannot understand why my true love isn't in Hollywood making billions. Nor is she sure her serenity is entirely terrestrial. Nothing bothers her, the FBI complained after the first couple of meetings. She has the sangfroid of a leopard. And then, of course, Chanya is heavily pregnant, which mystic state the FBI seems to find disturbing.
Sangfroid translates literally as luak yen: same phrase, same concept. I thought about that. The two most important women in my life have luak yen to an unusual degree: my mother, Nong, and Chanya. The thought leads naturally to the Third Woman. Damrong possessed an effortless sangfroid: cruel, enticing, immense, a real leopard. But there was nothing petty about her. Both my mother and I expected her to act superior to the other girls when she first came to work for us, because she so obviously outclassed them; not so. She humbled herself, bought them presents on their birthdays, showed many kindnesses, gave free advice to those who wanted to ply their trade overseas, loved them. The general consensus was that she possessed jai dee, or good heart, in great measure. My stomach is fluttering because I don't know how I'm going to react to scenes of her naked and performing for other men. "Hi," I say, "I'm home."
At some level I was expecting them to be talking about me. It's a little humbling to find them huddled together in the kitchen listening to the radio. The program is called Thinking in Modem Ways, and for Chanya listening to it has become a religious ritual. She is translating for the FBI: "You see, instead of just starting cooking and then looking for all the ingredients, you gather all the ingredients together first and put them in proper order on the bench. Now they're talking about washing clothes. Instead of just putting all the clothes in a pile, you use three laundry baskets: one for whites, one for colors, one for delicates. See?"
Chanya turns to Kimberley with a triumphant beam. The FBI has trouble hiding her confusion. She knows Chanya is no fool, so why is it necessary to have instructions on such primitive time-and-motion issues? "Great," she says. "Efficiency makes life easier." She's relieved that I've appeared and looks at me expectantly. How to explain that a nation which has been surviving on intuition and custom for a thousand years does
n't pick up Aristotelian logic just like that? The revelation that "A cannot be not-A" does not come naturally to undivided minds.
It's easier to change the subject. I go to a suitcase in the space under the stairs where I have locked Baker's laptop. Both women stop to stare when I take it out. I bought a charger for it in Pantip Plaza so now I plug it into a socket in the living room. So they had been talking about me after all. The FBI has explained that the laptop will likely contain clips of Damrong performing with other men. The looks on their faces are a fine expression of puerile curiosity: How's he going to take it? How much suffering are we going to see? We don't have any chairs, so they huddle around me on the floor at the coffee table on which I have placed the computer. The FBI fishes a gadget out of her pocket that is about six inches long with a plug that fits into the USB port of the computer. The FBI switches on the gadget at the same time as pressing the boot button on the laptop. An LCD display on the gadget, which has space for about thirty digits, starts racing through numbers, letters, and punctuation marks at lightning speed. Eventually it stops at: {{jack***rongdam't't't29-=forty. I never would have thought of that. Now the Windows icons come alive, and we are welcomed with the cheery music.
In the MS Explorer screen I experiment with a few files before I realize that Baker uses the prefix X for his porn stuff. "Original," the FBI says.
A double-click, and there we are: a close-up of Damrong with an erect penis in her mouth. Probably Baker's, for the clip, which lasts only forty seconds, seems experimental in nature. It is quite a jolt to be taken so rapidly into the unbearable frisson of a beautiful woman practicing an obscenity with such joie de vivre. She grins at the camera whenever she takes it out of her mouth. "I'm okay," I tell the two women, who are even more interested in my reaction than in the porn.
"She's not even pretty," Chanya says. This is not merely a reflex of jealousy; I think Chanya sees a very different image on the monitor: a common Cambodian face, browner than Chanya's, with the somewhat pouting lips of the Khmer. To me Damrong's is a gaunt, haughty beauty, whereas Chanya's is full-bodied and jolly. But the FBI too is shaking her head. "Only men think that's irresistible," she grunts.
