“Here. Take these.” The doctor handed him two pills.
“What are they?” Moss asked suspiciously.
“They’ll make a new man out of you.” Boardman filled a glass from a metal pitcher of water. “Come on. Down the hatch. In my medical opinion, they’re what you need.”
“All right. All right.” Moss swallowed both pills at once. He could take almost any number of pills at the same time. That had amazed, amused, and horrified his wife, who couldn’t . . . and try as he would, he couldn’t get Laura out of his mind. He wondered if she’d ever fade, even a little. He also still wondered about the pills. “I don’t feel any different than I did before.”
“Wait twenty minutes,” Boardman said.
“Then what happens?”
“Your hair turns blue, your nose catches fire, you start spouting Shakespeare, you grow fins, and your balls swell up to the size of cantaloupes,” Boardman answered, deadpan. “I told you, they’ll make a new man out of you.”
“I think maybe I like the old man better.” Moss yawned. “Dammit, who knows what the Confederates are liable to do if I’m not up there to shoot ’em down?”
“You’re not going to win the war singlehanded,” Dr. Boardman said. “If you can’t see that, you’re in even worse shape than I thought.”
Moss yawned again, enormously. The hinges of his jaws creaked. He’d been tired before, but he hadn’t been sleepy. So he told himself, anyhow. But no matter what he told himself, he kept on yawning. Pointing an accusing finger at Boardman took real effort; his arm seemed to weigh half a ton. “God damn you, Doc, you slipped me a mickey,” he said, his voice slurring more with every word.
“Guilty as charged,” Boardman said cheerfully. “If you won’t take care of yourself, somebody’s got to do it for you.”
Moss cussed him with sleepy sincerity. The pills took the edge off his inhibitions, and then more than the edge. They also left him swaying like a badly rooted tree in a high wind.
He never did remember blowing over. One minute, he was calling Doc Boardman every name in the book—or every name he could come up with in his ever more fuddled state. The next—so it seemed to him, anyhow—he was in a cot, still in uniform except for his hat and his shoes. He was also still sleepy as hell. He never would have awakened, except he had to piss fit to bust. He put on the shoes, staggered out to a slit trench, did what he needed to do, and then lurched back to the cot. He’d just realized he had a godawful hangover when he passed out again, still with the shoes on.
It hadn’t gone away by the time he woke up again, some unknown while later. He’d done his share of drinking, and his share of waking up wishing he hadn’t. This topped all of that. He had trouble remembering his name. His head didn’t ache. It throbbed, as if bruised from the inside out. Cautiously, he looked down along the length of himself. No fins. He remembered that, all right. He looked again. Nothing wrong with his balls, either.
He needed to take another leak. The room spun around him when he stood up. He went out and did his business. When he came back, he found Dr. Boardman waiting for him. “How long have I been out?” he croaked.
“Two and a half days,” Boardman answered. “You slept through an air raid. That’s not easy. You slept through getting picked up and flung in a shelter trench. That’s a hell of a lot harder. Of course, you had help.”
“Two and a half days?” Moss shook his head, which made it want to fall off. “Jesus.” His stomach growled fearsomely. He didn’t think the doctor was lying. “Got to get something to eat. Got to get some coffee, too. Sure as hell can’t fly like this. Feel like I’m in slow motion.”
“You are,” Dr. Boardman agreed. “But it’ll wear off. And you’re smart enough to realize you’re stupid now, which you weren’t before. This is progress. Food and coffee will do for you, yeah.”
Moss plowed into scrambled eggs and a young mountain of fried potatoes. He washed them down with mug after tin mug of corrosive coffee partly tamed by lots of cream and sugar. Once he got all that inside him, he felt amazingly lifelike. But when he asked Boardman for clearance to fly, the doctor shook his head. “Why not?” Moss demanded irately.
“Because your reflexes are still shot,” Boardman answered. “Tomorrow? Fine. Today? Nope. Let the pills wear all the way off. The Confederates haven’t marched into Philadelphia while you were out, and I don’t expect one more day with you on the sidelines will lose us the war.”
He only laughed when Moss suggested what he could do to himself. But as it happened, Moss did fly out of Winchester late that afternoon. It wasn’t a flight he much wanted to make, but he had less choice than he would have liked. The Confederates had come far enough north to let their heavy artillery start probing for the airstrip. That likely meant the town would fall before long. Sure as hell, Moss spotted barrels nosing up from the south when he took off.
The squadron came down at a field near Bluffton, a town about two-thirds of the way from Muncie to Fort Wayne. The town looked pleasant as Moss flew over it. It sat on the south bank of the Wabash River. The streets downtown were paved with red brick; those farther out were mostly just graveled. So many shade trees grew around the houses that some of those were hard to see from the air. Nobody’d bombed the place yet.
He wondered how long the landing field had been there. Not long, probably: it had been gouged out of the middle of a wheat field. Groundcrew men threw camouflage tarps over the fighters as they came in, but how much good would those do? How much good would anything do? Moss was gloomy as he headed for the tent where he’d flop that night. The field stuck out like a sore thumb. They hadn’t mowed BOMB ME! in the wheat, but they might as well have.
As evening fell, trucks brought up three antiaircraft guns. More camouflage netting went over them. Camouflaged or not, they were still going to stick out, too. The younger pilots weren’t worried about a thing. They laughed and joked and bragged about the havoc they’d wreak on the Confederates the next day.
Was I like that up in Canada in the last war? Moss wondered. He clicked his tongue between his teeth. He probably had been. Everybody’d been like that back then. Flying was brand new. It hadn’t been around long enough to attract gray, middle-aged pilots who could see farther than the end of their noses.
Up in the sky, he still knew what he was doing. He’d proved it the only way you could: he’d gone into combat and come back alive. Down here? Down here, he wanted to talk with grownups. The only one anywhere close by who seemed to meet the description was Dr. Clement Boardman.
“Take a walk with me, will you, Doc?” Moss said.
Boardman glanced at him sidelong. By the evil gleam in his eye, he almost said something like, You aren’t my type. But he didn’t. Maybe the look on Moss’ face convinced him it wasn’t a good idea. They strode out into the night.
Crickets chirped. A whippoorwill sang mournfully. Off in the distance, a dog howled. Fireflies blinked on and off like landing lights. The muggy air smelled of growing things, and faintly of exhaust and hot metal. Moss’ footfalls, and Boardman’s, were almost silent on the soft ground.
When they’d gone a hundred yards or so from the tents, the doctor asked, “Well, what’s on your mind now?”
“We’re losing the war, aren’t we?” Moss said bluntly.
Boardman stopped. He pulled out a pack of cigarettes, lit one, and offered them to Moss. The pilot shook his head. Boardman shrugged, dragged till the coal glowed red, and blew out a cloud of smoke. Only then did he answer, “Mm, I expect things could look a little better.”
“What are we going to do?” Moss said. “We can’t let Featherston take a bite out of us. He’ll just want another one as soon as he can get it.”
“Why are you asking me? I’m not the President. I didn’t even vote for him.” The doctor blew out more smoke. As always, what he exhaled smelled milder than the harsh stuff spiraling up off the cigarette.
Moss’ Canadian law practice meant he hadn’t voted for close to twenty ye
ars. He said, “It’s either talk about it or start screaming, you know what I mean? It’s not just could look better. Things don’t look good. For God’s sake, tell me I’m wrong. Make me believe it.” Dr. Boardman walked along in silence. After a few steps, Moss realized that was all the answer he’d get. “Give me a smoke after all, would you?” he said, and Boardman did.
V
Jake Featherston had fought through the Great War in the First Richmond Howitzers. Even then, the name had been a misnomer; the artillery outfit had had quick-firing three-inch field guns—copies of the French 75—instead of the howitzers its gunners had served during the War of Secession and the Second Mexican War.
Nowadays, the First Richmond Howitzers used four-inch guns. They could fire a shell twice as heavy almost half again as far as the last war’s models. But the principles hadn’t changed one goddamn bit.
If the crew that was shelling damnyankee positions north of Fredericksburg, Virginia, was nervous about performing under the knowing eye of the President of the CSA, it didn’t show. Bare to the waist and gleaming with sweat in the July sunshine, they loaded, aimed, and fired again and again. The gun pit in which they served their piece was bigger and deeper than the ones Jake remembered, but the gun was bigger, too. It needed more digging in.
A sergeant named Malcolm Clay commanded not only the gun but the battery of which it was a part. He was about thirty-five, blond with strawberry stubble on his cheeks and chin, and did a perfectly capable job. All the same, watching him, Jake smiled behind his hand.
He turned to Saul Goldman and asked quietly, “Did you put them up to this, or were they smart enough to come up with it on their own?”
Goldman looked silly in a helmet, the way a coal miner would have looked silly in a top hat: it wasn’t his style at all. The director of communications conscientiously wore it just the same. Peering out from under the steel brim, he said, “I don’t know what you’re talking about, Mr. President.”
“Hell you don’t,” Jake said genially. “I was a sergeant in charge of a battery, too. They let me run it on account of I could and I was good, but the bastards never would promote me.” He raised his voice: “Clay! Come on over here!”
“Yes, sir?” Red dust kicked up from the noncom’s boots as he obeyed. He smelled hot and sweaty, too, but it wasn’t a nasty stink. He was working and sweating too hard for that.
“How’d you get command of this here battery?” Featherston asked.
“Sir, Captain Mouton got wounded four or five days ago, and I’m in charge till they drop another officer into his slot.”
“No, goddammit.” Jake shook his head. “It’s your battery now, Lieutenant Clay. You can do the job, so you deserve the rank.”
“Thank you very much, sir!” Sergeant—no, Lieutenant—Clay’s eyes were a bloodshot blue. They shone now. His grin showed a missing front tooth.
“You’re welcome,” Featherston answered. “In this here war, people who deserve to be promoted are going to get promoted. Nobody’s gonna get screwed over like I got screwed over twenty-five years ago.”
“You won’t be sorry, sir!” Clay exclaimed. “We’ll give those damnyankees what-for—you wait and see. Freedom!” He shouted the Party greeting.
“Freedom!” Jake said. “On this front, what I want is for you to keep the Yankees from giving us what-for. That’s what we need here: to stop those sons of bitches in their tracks. Can you do that?”
“Hell, yes,” Clay said, and then, “Uh, yes, sir.”
Jake Featherston laughed. “I understood you the first time. I used to do your job, remember?”
Newsreel cameras ground away. They would capture Jake daring to visit the front, brave Confederate soldiers blasting the hell out of the damnyankees, and as much other good news as they could find. Before long, the result would be in theaters all across the CSA, running in front of thrillers from before the war and, soon, melodramas that would help people see things the way the Freedom Party wanted them to.
U.S. artillery wasn’t idle around here. Every so often, a few shells would come down on the Confederate positions behind the town of Fredericksburg. No doubt they did some harm, in the sense that they did wound or kill a few men in butternut. But Featherston, having fought here in the last war, knew Fredericksburg was a damn tough nut to crack. From where he was when the order came to cease firing, he could have slaughtered all the U.S. soldiers in the world if they’d kept coming at him, and they wouldn’t have been able to do much to hurt him.
Things weren’t quite the same this time around, of course. Bombers and barrels had both been babies in the Great War. They’d grown up now. If the USA got barrels across the Rappahannock, they might tear the defenses to pieces. They might—but it wouldn’t be easy even so.
Saul Goldman plucked at his sleeve. “We’ve done everything we came here to do, Mr. President,” he said, half good flunky, half mother herding would-be rebellious child on its way before it could get into trouble.
“All right, Saul,” Featherston said indulgently. He could play the role of good little boy, too. He could play any role he wanted. If more than twenty years on the stump had taught him anything, it was how to do that.
He went back to Army of Northern Virginia headquarters, a few miles farther behind Fredericksburg—out of artillery range. There, Nathan Bedford Forrest III was hashing things out with Lieutenant General Hank Coomer, currently in charge of the army that had once belonged to Robert E. Lee. The two officers stood in front of a map table so big, they needed pointers to show what they wanted to do; their arms weren’t long enough to reach.
“Dammit, they can’t bring that off, Nate,” Coomer was saying when Featherston walked into the middle of the argument. Like Forrest, he was a new man. He was just a few years past forty, and had been a lieutenant in the Great War. He came from no fancy-pants family; his father had pressed pants in Atlanta. He’d belonged to the Freedom Party since 1922.
Nathan Bedford Forrest III did some pointing of his own. “They can’t bring it off now,” he said. “But they’re building up for it. Do you think some spoiling attacks on the flanks will disrupt them, make them spread out? Because we sure as hell don’t want them pushing down toward Richmond with everything they’ve got.”
Coomer scowled. When he did, a scar over his right eye pulled his eyebrow out of shape. The ribbon for the Purple Heart was among the fruit salad above the left breast pocket of his tunic. He said, “Even if they do get over the Rappahannock, we can stop ’em.”
“Don’t even let ’em try, not if you can help it,” Jake said. “We’ve got to hang in here till what we’re doin’ farther west takes hold. They can hurt us bad right now if they get the chance. Later on, it’ll be a hell of a lot harder for ’em. I don’t believe they’ve quite figured that out yet.”
“Some of them have,” Forrest said. “That Morrell is squealing like a shoat caught in a fence. He knows what’s going on.”
“He’s the bastard who took Nashville away from us last time,” Coomer said. “He knows his business, all right.”
“Damnyankees paying any attention to him?” Featherston asked.
“Not yet. Not by what they’re putting into the Midwest,” Forrest answered.
“Good. Outfuckingstanding, as a matter of fact,” Jake said. “If we get where we’re going, they are screwed.”
“That’s true, Mr. President,” his chief of staff said. “But it’s like any coin: it’s got another side to it. What the damnyankees aren’t sending to the Schwerpunkt, they are sending here.”
“Damn right they are,” Coomer agreed. “They want to make Virginia the Schwerpunkt, same as they did in the War of Secession. They reckon they can smash on through to Richmond and give us one in the nuts.”
“I understand that. Your job is to make sure they don’t do it,” Jake said. “This isn’t the best country for barrels—too many river barriers, not enough space between the mountains and the ocean—so we’ve got to keep blocking their
punch till ours lands on their chin. If we can’t do that, we’ve got a lot more trouble than we figured on.”
He eyed Hank Coomer. If you can’t do that, you’ve got a lot more trouble than you ever figured on, he thought. He’d pumped Coomer up. He’d deflate him and pick somebody else just as fast if the fellow in charge of the Army of Northern Virginia let him down.
But Coomer said, “I understand what we need, sir.” By the look in his eye, he probably understood what Featherston was thinking along with what he was saying. “All the bombing we’re doing helps keep the Yankees from concentrating. And the sabotage problem on the roads and railways back of their lines is pretty bad.”
“Damn well better be,” Featherston said. He and Hank Coomer and Nathan Bedford Forrest III all had the identical gleam in their eye. At the end of the Great War, the United States had annexed as much of northern Virginia as they’d occupied, and they’d tacked it on to West Virginia. They could do that. They’d won the war, and the Confederate government was in no condition to tell them no. They could do it, but they couldn’t make the people they’d done it to like it.
The annexed part of Virginia had given the USA trouble ever since they took it. Even the Whigs had had sense enough to encourage that. But the damnyankees wouldn’t cough it up, because it protected Washington as long as they had it, and Washington had been threatened in the War of Secession, shelled in the Second Mexican War, and occupied during the Great War.
So what had been northern Virginia remained part of West Virginia. And it remained a place where roads were mined, where machine guns shot up trucks and troop trains and then disappeared, where switches got left half open, and where stretches of rail vanished into thin air so locomotives derailed. It also remained a place where the Yankees hanged anybody whose looks they didn’t like, which only made survivors love them better still.
“We’ve got to hold ’em,” Jake repeated. “If we can keep their attack here from coming off at all, that’s best. If we can’t, though, we’ve got to blunt it, contain it. We’ve got to, God damn it, on account of we can’t afford to pull anything away from our own main attack.”
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