Settling Accounts Return Engagement: Book One of the Settling Accounts Trilogy

by Harry Turtledove

  “Yeah,” Jake said softly. “What will happen then?” His grin got wider. He had his own ideas about that. Al Smith probably wouldn’t like them very much, but Jake didn’t give a damn about what Al Smith liked or didn’t like. He’d pried the plebiscite out of the President of the USA. He would have fought without it, but the odds wouldn’t have been so good. Getting what the Yankees called Houston back was nice. Getting Kentucky back was essential. Kentucky was the key to everything.

  And he had it, and the key was turning in the lock.

  Like anyone else who got a halfway decent education in the Confederate States before the Great War, Tom Colleton had fought his way through several years of ancient Greek. He didn’t remember a hell of a lot of it any more, but one passage had stuck in his head forever. In Xenophon’s Anabasis, the Greek mercenaries who’d backed the wrong candidate in a Persian civil war had had to fight their way out of the Persian Empire. They’d come up over a rise, looked north, and started yelling, “Thalatta! Thalatta!”—”The sea! The sea!” Once they reached the sea, they knew they could get home again.

  Looking north toward the gray-blue waters of Lake Erie, Tom felt like shouting, “Thalatta! Thalatta!” himself. As Xenophon’s Greeks had more than 2,300 years earlier, he’d come in sight of his goal. He still intended to jump in the lake when he got the chance.

  Now he had to get there, and to get there without throwing away too many of his men. Sandusky sprawled along the southern shore of Lake Erie. It was about five miles wide and two miles deep. Not far from the water was Roosevelt Park—it had been Washington Park till the United States decided they would rather not remember a man from Virginia. The factories and foundries lay south of town. The business district—brick buildings that had gone up between the War of Secession and the turn of the century—lay to the north. The whole damn town crawled with U.S. soldiers. Trains were still trying to get through, even though Confederate gunners had the tracks in their sights.

  As Tom watched, a steam engine hauled a long train toward the town from the west. What was it carrying? Men? Barrels? Ammunition? All three? Artillery opened up on it right away. The engineer had nerve—either that or an officer was standing behind him with a gun to his head. He kept coming.

  He kept coming, in fact, after two or three shells hit the passenger cars and flatcars he was hauling. Not till an antibarrel round of armor-piercing shot went right through his boiler did he stop, and that halt wasn’t voluntary on his part.

  Sure as hell, soldiers in green-gray started spilling out of the passenger cars. Artillery bursts and machine-gun fire took their toll among them, but the Yankees mostly got away. By how the survivors dove for whatever cover they could find, they’d been under fire before. Tom Colleton felt a certain abstract sympathy for them. It wasn’t as if he hadn’t been under fire himself.

  Then the damnyankees did something he thought was downright brilliant. He would have admired it even more if it hadn’t almost cost him his neck. Despite bullets striking home close by, the U.S. soldiers managed to get a handful of barrels off the train and send them rattling and clanking against the advancing Confederates.

  All by themselves, those barrels almost turned advance into retreat for the CSA. One driver plainly knew what he was doing; either he was a real barrel man or he’d driven a bulldozer or a big harvester in civilian life. The others were far more erratic, learning as they went along. The Yankees at the machine guns and cannon had more enthusiasm than precision. As long as they kept shooting, they made it almost impossible for Confederate infantry to get anywhere near them. And they shot up the crews of some of the guns that had been punishing the U.S. soldiers from the train.

  An antibarrel round set one of the snorting horrors on fire. A brave Confederate flung a grenade into an open hatch on another—the U.S. soldiers manning the barrel hadn’t known enough to slam it shut. That machine blew up; Tom didn’t think anybody got out of it. A third barrel bogged down in an enormous bomb crater. The amateur driver couldn’t figure out how to escape. That limited the damage that machine could do.

  But the last one, the one with the driver who wasn’t an amateur, kept on coming. The antibarrel cannon that had put paid to the first U.S. machine scored a hit, but a hit at a bad angle—the round glanced off instead of penetrating. Then machine-gun fire from the mechanical monster drove off the cannon’s crew. And then, in an act of bravado that made Tom Colleton clap his hands in startled admiration, the barrel drove right over the gun. Nobody would use that weapon again soon.

  Without infantry support, though, a lone barrel was vulnerable. Confederate soldiers sneaked around behind it and flung grenades at the engine decking till—after what seemed like forever—the barrel finally caught fire. They showed their respect for the men who’d formed the makeshift crew by taking them prisoner instead of shooting them down when they bailed out of the burning barrel.

  Tom Colleton looked at his wristwatch. To his amazement, that hour’s worth of action had been crammed into fifteen minutes of real life. He turned to a man standing close by him. “Well,” he said brightly, “that was fun.”

  “Uh, yes, sir,” the young lieutenant answered.

  “Now we have to make up for lost time.” Tom pointed toward downtown Sandusky. “Any bright ideas?”

  The lieutenant considered, then asked what had become the inevitable question in the Ohio campaign: “Where are our barrels?”

  “I think I’d better find out,” Tom said. He didn’t want to send infantry forward without armor—he was sure of that. If U.S. soldiers felt like fighting house-to-house, his regiment would melt like snow in springtime. He looked for outflanking routes, and didn’t see any the damnyankees hadn’t covered. With a sigh, he shouted for the man with a wireless set on his back.

  Ten minutes of shouting into the mouthpiece at a colonel of barrels named Lee Castle showed him the armor wasn’t that eager to get involved in house-to-house fighting, either. “That’s not what we do,” Castle said. “Place like that, they could tear us a new asshole, and for what? Sorry, pal, but it’s not worth the price.”

  “What are you good for, then?” Tom knew that wasn’t fair, but his frustration had to come out somewhere.

  “I’m doing this the way I’m doing it on orders from General Patton,” Colonel Castle said, and he might have been quoting Holy Writ. “You don’t like it, take it up with him—either that, or bend the flyboys’ ears.”

  Tom doubted Patton would bend. He could see why the commander of armor would want to keep his machines from being devoured while clearing a few blocks of houses and factories. He didn’t like it, but he could see it. Calling in the bombers to soften up Sandusky was a happier thought. It wasn’t as if the town hadn’t been hit before. But now it would get hit with a purpose.

  A couple of hours later, bombs rained down on Sandusky from a flight of Razorback bombers that droned along a couple of miles up in the sky. Their bombsights were supposed to be so fancy, they were military secrets. That didn’t particularly impress Tom, not when some of the bombs came down on his men instead of inside enemy lines. He lost two dead and five wounded, and shook his fist at the sky as the bombers flew south toward the field from which they’d taken off.

  But then the Mules started hammering Sandusky. The dive bombers screamed down to what seemed just above rooftop height before releasing their bombs and pulling up again. Their machine guns blazed; their sirens made them sound even more demoralizing than they would have otherwise. What they hit stayed hit. No wonder the soldiers on the ground called them Asskickers.

  No matter how hard they hit, though, they couldn’t work miracles. When Confederate troops poked forward after the Mules flew away, machine guns and mortars and rifles greeted them. Bombers could change a town from houses to ruins, but that didn’t mean stubborn soldiers wouldn’t keep fighting in those ruins. And ruins, as Tom had discovered, sometimes offered better cover than houses did.

  Try as they would, his men couldn’t clear the
U.S. soldiers from one factory. By the sign painted on the side of its dingy brick walls, it had manufactured crayons. Now it turned out trouble, and in carload lots, too. It was too big and too well sited to bypass; it had to fall before the rest of Sandusky could.

  Tom almost got shot reconnoitering the place. A bullet tugged at his shirtsleeve without hitting his arm. He drew back, figuring he’d tempted fate far enough for the moment. Then he got on the wireless and summoned the Mules again. They wouldn’t get rid of all the enemy soldiers in the place, but they were the best doorknockers the Confederate Army had.

  Back came the dive bombers. They blew the factory to hell and gone. The walls fell in. A great cloud of dust and smoke thickened the pall that had already turned a blue sky brownish gray. This time, though, the Mules didn’t get away scot-free. U.S. fighters knocked two of them out of the sky. The Asskickers seemed impressively fast diving on ground targets, but they couldn’t measure up against fighters. And the airplanes with eagles on their sides shot up Confederate soldiers on the ground, too, before streaking off towards Indiana.

  Gunfire still blazed from the crayon factory when the Confederates attacked again. Colleton swore. The Yankees weren’t making things easy or simple. Tom decided to try a trick that had worked for Nathan Bedford Forrest in the War of Secession. He showed a flag of truce till firing on both sides died away, then sent in a man calling on the Yankees to surrender. “Tell ’em we can’t answer for what happens if they keep fighting,” he told the young officer.

  The man came back through the eerie silence a few minutes later. “Sir, a captain in there says,, ‘And the horse you rode in on,’ “ he reported.

  “Does he?” Tom said. The officer nodded. Tom sighed. Forrest must have been facing a different breed of Yankee. With another sigh, Tom pointed toward the factory. “All right, then. We’ll just have to do it the hard way.” He shouted for a wireless man, then shouted into the set.

  Artillery fire rained down on the crayon factory. A lot of shells gurgled through the air as they flew: gas rounds. By the time the Confederate gunners were done pounding the place, nothing without a mask could have survived for more than a breath. Even though the wind was with them, Tom’s men had to don gas gear, too.

  He gave the order to attack again. Submachine guns and automatic rifles blazing, his men obeyed. By then, the crayon factory was nothing but a poison-filled pile of rubble. Not all the U.S. soldiers inside were dead, though. Machine guns and rifles in the ruins greeted the Confederates. This time, though, the men in butternut gained a toehold inside the factory.

  It was still an ugly business. Here and there, the fighting came down to bayonets and entrenching tools, as it had in trench raids during the Great War. The damnyankees had to be cleared from what was left of the building one stubborn knot at a time. The Confederates took very few prisoners. That wasn’t deliberate brutality. Their foes were in no mood to give up while they could still hit back.

  At last, not long before sunset, the fight for the factory ebbed. A handful of damnyankees fell back to the north. Tom’s men let them go. They couldn’t do much else. They’d been chewed to red rags themselves. He looked at the prize they’d won. By itself, the crayon factory wasn’t worth having. How many more stands like that did U.S. soldiers have in them?

  Tom recalled his classical education. It wasn’t Xenophon this time; it was Plutarch. King Pyrrhus of Epirus had won his first battle against the Romans. Then he looked at his battered army and exclaimed, “One more such victory and we’re ruined!” If he’d seen the fight for the crayon factory, he would have understood.

  Jonathan Moss enjoyed hunting Mules. U.S. foot soldiers hated and feared the Confederate dive bombers—he knew that. Asskickers could pound ground positions to a fare-thee-well . . . if they got the chance. When U.S. fighters caught them in the air, they often didn’t. Their pilots and rear gunners were more than brave enough. But the machines weren’t fast enough to run away or maneuverable enough to fight back. They got hacked out of the sky in large numbers.

  The Confederates didn’t take long to figure out they had a problem. In the fight for Sandusky, they quickly took to sending in swarms of Hound Dogs along with the Mules. The fighter escorts tried to keep U.S. fighters away from the dive bombers till they’d done their dirty work and headed back for where they came from.

  Unlike the Asskickers, Hound Dogs were a match for the Wrights U.S. pilots flew. Moss had discovered that the hard way not long before. He found out again in a heated encounter above the embattled lakeside city. The Confederate pilot couldn’t bring him down, but he couldn’t get rid of the enemy, either. The flak bursting all around could have knocked down either one of them. He didn’t think the gunners on the ground could tell them apart—or much cared who was who.

  After ten or fifteen nerve-wracking minutes, he and the Confederate pilot broke off by what felt like mutual consent. Moss hoped he never saw that particular Confederate again. The fellow was altogether too likely to win their next encounter. He hoped the Confederate felt the same way about him.

  His fuel gauge showed he was getting low. He wasn’t sorry to have an excuse to leave. His flight suit was drenched in sweat despite the chill of altitude. He knew nothing but relief when the enemy pilot seemed willing to break off the duel, too. Maybe they’d managed to put the fear of God in each other.

  The latest airstrip from which he was flying lay near Defiance, Ohio, in the northwestern corner of the state. Once upon a time, it had been all but impenetrable forest. These days, it was corn country, and the airstrip had been carved out of a luckless farmer’s field. When Mad Anthony Wayne first ran up a fort at the junction of the Maumee and Auglaize Rivers, he’d said, “I defy the English, the Indians, and all the devils in hell to take it.” The English and Indians were no longer worries in Ohio. From what Moss had seen, the devils in hell were busy in Sandusky.

  He bumped to a landing. The strip had been cleared in a tearing hurry, and was a long way from smooth. As soon as he got out of his fighter, groundcrew men pushed it off towards a camouflaged revetment. If a bomb hit it, fire wouldn’t spread to any other aircraft.

  Camouflage netting also concealed the tents where pilots slept and ate and drank, not necessarily in that order. The heavy leather clothes that had kept him warm three miles up in the sky were stifling in August on the ground. He unfastened toggles and unzipped zippers as fast as he could. (He remembered from the Great War that he would be glad to have such gear when winter rolled around, assuming he was still alive by then.)

  Twilight seemed to close in around him when he ducked under the netting. He trudged wearily to the headquarters tent. It was even gloomier inside there, which perfectly suited his mood. Another major, a knobby-cheeked Irishman named Joe Kennedy, Jr.—he insisted on the Junior—was doing paperwork by the light of a kerosene lamp. He was a boy wonder, half Moss’ age, the son of a Boston politico. That went a long way towards accounting for his rank, but he could fly. He’d already shot down three Confederate airplanes—and, as the bandages on his left arm showed, been shot down himself. Till the burns healed, he was grounded.

  He looked up and nodded to Moss. “How’d it go?” he asked, a New England accent broadening his vowels.

  “Got myself a Mule,” Moss answered. “Our own antiaircraft was doing its goddamnedest to shoot me down. So was a Hound Dog. We were a match—neither one of us could get the drop on the other. Finally we both gave up and went home. How about you, Joe? How’s the arm?”

  “Hurts a little,” Kennedy admitted. He dry-swallowed a couple of small white pills. They were codeine, not aspirin; he hadn’t graduated to aspirin yet. Moss suspected his arm hurt more than a little, but he didn’t bitch about it. No matter how he’d got his rank, he seemed to be doing his best to deserve it. After the pills went down, he asked, “How’s Sandusky look?”

  “Kicked flat and then stomped on,” Moss said. “It’s not going to hold, and life gets a hell of a lot more complicated when it fall
s.”

  “Yeah.” Joe Kennedy, Jr., nodded. “You should hear my old man go on about Al Smith. Two Irishmen, two Catholics—but it doesn’t matter a hill of beans, not as far as Dad’s concerned. He’s a Democrat and Smith’s a Socialist, and that’s what really counts.”

  Moss only grunted. “Far as I can see, how we got into this mess stopped mattering as soon as the shooting started. Now we’ve got to get out of it the best way we can.”

  “Makes sense to me,” Kennedy said mildly; even though his father was at least a medium-sized wheel back in Boston, he didn’t try to ram his own politics down anybody else’s throat.

  Come to that, Moss wasn’t precisely sure what the younger Kennedy’s politics were. He didn’t ask now, either. Instead, he said, “What’s new out of Utah?”

  Kennedy’s face twisted with a pain that had nothing to do with his injury. “It’s as bad as it was in the last war,” he said, swallowing that final consonant. “The Mormons are up in arms, all right. Governor Young’s run for Colorado.” More r’s vanished, while one appeared at the end of the state’s name.

  “What are we going to do about those bastards?” Moss aimed the question at least as much at himself, or perhaps God, as at Joe Kennedy, Jr.

  But Kennedy had an answer. His face went hard and ruthless as he said, “Bomb them, shoot them, blow them up, and hang the ones that are left. Smith was nice to them, same as he was nice to Featherston. He thought that was all it took. Just be nice, and everybody’d love you and do what you wanted. It’s really worked out great, hasn’t it?”

  “I think it’s a little more complicated than that, at least with the Mormons,” Moss said. “Utah’s been a mess longer than I’ve been alive. It didn’t start with the Great War.”

  “They got one bite then.” Kennedy waved complications away with his good arm; he didn’t want to hear about them. “That’s what you give a mean dog—one bite. If it bites you again, you get rid of it.”