Settling Accounts Return Engagement: Book One of the Settling Accounts Trilogy

by Harry Turtledove

  Content with the world, Armstrong was slowly walking back to his tent when a metallic buzzing in the air made him look west. “What the hell’s that?” he said.

  “Looks like a crop-duster,” another soldier said. The fabric-covered biplane certainly wasn’t very impressive. Armstrong felt as if he could run as fast as it flew. He knew that wasn’t so, but the impression remained.

  A few men pointed at the biplane. More paid no attention to it at all as it sputtered along over the Army encampment at Woodside. Armstrong might have been the only one who saw a crate tumble out of it. He had time for no more than a startled, “What the—?” before the crate hit the ground.

  Boom! The next thing Armstrong knew, he was on the ground. That wasn’t the blast—it was reflex painfully acquired on the battlefield. When something blew up, you hit the dirt. You did if you wanted to keep breathing, anyhow.

  A soldier off to his right didn’t hit the dirt fast enough—and let out a startled squawk of pain. He pulled a tenpenny nail out of his arm. The nail was red and wet with his blood from point to head.

  “Find an aid station,” Armstrong said. “There’s a Purple Heart for you.”

  The soldier just gaped at him. Ignoring the man, Armstrong jumped to his feet and ran toward the place where the makeshift bomb had gone off. The biplane, meanwhile, buzzed off in the direction from which it had come. Nobody took a shot at it. Very likely, only a handful of people had any idea it had dropped the improvised bomb.

  Makeshift, improvised, or not, the bomb did everything its equivalent from a fancy ordnance factory might have done. It knocked things down. It blew things—and soldiers—up. It sprayed fragments of sharp metal (nails, here) all over the place. What more could you ask for from something that fell out of an airplane?

  Armstrong tripped over a leg and almost fell. He gulped. Breakfast nearly came up. The rest of the man wasn’t attached to the leg. A little closer to where the Mormons’ explosive had hit, he found a soldier as neatly disemboweled as if he’d be cut up for butcher’s meat in the next few minutes. Then he came upon someone he could actually help: a sergeant with a mangled hand trying without much luck to bandage himself with the other. Kneeling beside him, Armstrong said, “Here, let me do that.”

  “Thanks, kid,” the noncom got out through clenched teeth. “What the hell happened?” Armstrong told him in a few words. The sergeant swore. “Ain’t that a son of a bitch? Goddamn Mormons got bombers?”

  “Looks that way.” Armstrong stared west, then shook his head. “Who knows what else they’ve got, too?”

  Brigadier General Abner Dowling rode a train east toward Philadelphia. The journey was one he would much rather not have made. He’d known it was coming, though. He hadn’t been recalled by the War Department. That would have been bad enough. But instead, he’d been summoned by the Joint Committee on the Conduct of the War. That was at least ten times worse.

  Congress had formed such a committee once before, during the War of Secession. It hadn’t proved a good idea then. The committee had crucified officers it didn’t like, and terrorized more than it crucified. It hadn’t done a damn thing to keep the war from being lost. And now, just to prove how clever the elected rulers of the country were, they’d decided to reprise what hadn’t worked before.

  And, of course, Abner Dowling was the first, to say nothing of the most obvious, target the committee had chosen. People from Bangor to San Diego were going to be yelling, “Who lost Ohio?” They were going to be pointing fingers and shouting for heads. And there was Dowling, right square in the crosshairs. They didn’t even need to look very hard.

  If a Congressman can spot me, I must be obvious, Dowling thought savagely. He could make a good guess about what would happen when he got to the de facto capital. They were going to pin everything on him. They would say that, if the U.S. forces in Ohio had had a general who knew his ass from a hole in the ground, everything would have gone fine, and soldiers in green-gray would have chased those butternut bastards all the way down through Kentucky and into Tennessee, if not into Alabama and Mississippi.

  They’d expect him to fall on his sword, too. What else could he do? He’d issued the orders—the orders that hadn’t worked. If he’d issued some different orders, wouldn’t things have turned out differently? Wouldn’t they have turned out better?

  Of course they would. That was how Congress, with its infinite wisdom and twenty-twenty hindsight, was bound to see things, anyhow.

  “Oh, yes. Of course,” Dowling muttered. The woman across the aisle from him gave him an odd look. He ignored her.

  An hour out of Pittsburgh, the train slowed and then stopped. They hadn’t come to a town, not even a whistlestop. They were out in the middle of nowhere, or as close to the middle of nowhere as you could get in a crowded state like Pennsylvania. A telegraph line ran next to the tracks. A big crow—a raven?—sat on the wire staring in through the window at Dowling. I’m not dead yet, he thought. Then he wished that last word hadn’t occurred to him.

  An important-looking man in an expensive suit and a dark homburg reached up and grabbed the cord that rang for the conductor. In due course, that blue-uniformed worthy appeared. “See here,” the important-looking man said. “I demand to know what has happened to this train. I have an urgent engagement in the capital.”

  Dowling had an urgent engagement in the capital, too. He wasn’t eager enough to make a fuss about it, though. As far as he was concerned, the train could sit there as long as it pleased. He glanced out at the big black bird on the wire. If we do wait a long time, you’ll starve before I do.

  The conductor was a tall, pale, skinny man who looked as if he’d been working on trains forever. “Well, I’ll tell you,” he said in a broad Down East accent. “Th’ engineer calls it sabotage.” He stretched out the final a till it seemed to last about a minute and a half.

  “Sabotage!” Half a dozen people in the car echoed the word; all of them pronounced it much faster than the conductor had.

  “Ayuh,” he said. Dowling needed a moment to understand that meant yes. “Hole in the track up ahead. Hole in the ground up ahead. Damn big hole.” He spoke with a certain dismal satisfaction.

  “How long are we going to be stuck here?” the important-looking man asked. “My missing that meeting would be a disaster—a disaster, I tell you.”

  “Well, if you care to, you can walk.” The conductor stretched that last a as far as he had the one in sabotage. The important-looking man glared furiously. Several other people snickered. That only made Mr. Urgent Meeting more unhappy. The conductor continued, “They got a crew workin’ on it. Be another hour, hour and a half, I reckon.”

  Some passengers sighed. Some groaned. The important-looking man fumed. Dowling wondered just how much sabotage the Confederates were bringing off in the USA. Not as much as we are in the CSA, I hope. He also wondered how Lucullus Wood and the other stubborn blacks in Kentucky were doing. Maybe the Confederates would have hit Ohio even harder than they had if not for Negro sabotage. But they’d hit plenty hard enough as things were, dammit.

  The promised hour to an hour and a half stretched out to closer to three. Dowling hadn’t expected anything different. The crow or raven flew away. The important-looking man almost had a fit of apoplexy. Dowling almost hoped he would.

  By the time the general got into Philadelphia, night had fallen. The train crawled in with blackout curtains over the windows and with no light on the engine. No one knew if Confederate bombers would come over; no one wanted to give them targets if they did. The station had black cloth awnings stretched over the platforms. Dim lights gathered arriving passengers through double curtains of black cloth into the more brightly lit interior.

  “General Dowling?” The officer who waited inside was tall and lean and fair—pale, really—almost to the point of ghostliness. He wore eagles on his shoulder straps. His arm-of-service colors were the gold and black of the General Staff.

  “Hello, Colonel Abell,”
Dowling said stiffly. Et tu, Brute? was what went through his mind. He had not got on well with General Staff officers since the days of the Great War. Part of that was guilt by association; he’d served with George Custer and Irving Morrell, both men who had little use for the stay-at-homes in Philadelphia and weren’t shy about letting those stay-at-homes know it. And part of it was that Abner Dowling felt the same way. If John Abell and his fellow high foreheads were to help the Joint Committee on the Conduct of the War ease Dowling out . . .

  “We have a car waiting for you, sir,” Abell said. “If you’ll just come with me . . .”

  “I have a suitcase,” Dowling said.

  “It will be taken care of,” the bloodless General Staff officer promised. “That sort of thing, after all, is why God made enlisted men.”

  He led Dowling out to a Chevrolet with headlights reduced to slits. A dent in one fender said the little bit of light they threw hadn’t always been enough. “Nice of you to meet me,” Dowling said as they got in. The driver—an enlisted man—started up the engine and put the auto in gear.

  Colonel Abell lit a cigarette and offered Dowling the pack. He leaned close to give Dowling a light. Then he smiled—a surprisingly charming smile from someone usually so cold. “Don’t worry, General,” he said, amusement—amusement? yes, definitely amusement—lurking in his voice. “Our interests here run in the same direction.”

  “Do they?” Dowling said. Had the General Staff officer told him the sun was shining, he would have gone to a window and checked.

  Abell laughed. The noise was slightly rusty, as if from disuse, but unmistakable. “As a matter of fact, they do. You don’t want the Joint Committee crucifying you for losing Ohio, and the War Department doesn’t want the Joint Committee crucifying it for allowing Ohio to be lost.”

  “Ah,” Dowling said. That did make sense. In the War of Secession, the Joint Committee on the Conduct of the War had run rampant over the Army. No wonder Colonel Abell and his superiors were anxious to avoid a repeat performance.

  “Are you a quick study, General?” Abell asked.

  “Tolerably,” Dowling answered. Anyone who’d served under Custer had to be a quick study, to find ways to get his superior out of the trouble he insisted on getting himself into. “Why?”

  “Listen to me for about twenty minutes. With things the way they are, getting you to BOQ will take that long anyhow.” Colonel Abell proceeded to fill Dowling’s head with the inadequacies of U.S. military budgets, starting in the early 1920s and continuing to the present day. Dowling found himself nodding again and again. Abell finished, “You know perfectly well we could have put up a much stronger defense in Ohio if we’d had more and better matériel. I want you to let the Joint Committee know, too.”

  “They won’t want to hear it,” Dowling said. “Congress never wants to hear that anything is its fault. But I will tell them. I’ll be delighted to—and I thank you for the chapter and verse.”

  “My pleasure, sir,” Abell said as the Chevrolet pulled up in front of Bachelor Officer Quarters.

  “Not altogether, Colonel,” Dowling said. “Not altogether.”

  His suitcase had beaten him there. He wondered how that had happened. He slept better than he’d thought he would, and it wasn’t just because the Confederates didn’t come over that night.

  The next morning, as another noncom drove him to the hall where the Joint Committee met, he got a look at what the bombers had done to Philadelphia when they did come over. It wasn’t pretty. On the other hand, he’d seen worse in Ohio. Oddly, that thought steadied him. When he got to the hall and was sworn in, his first interrogator was a white-maned Socialist Senator from Idaho, a state that might never have seen a real, live Confederate and surely had never seen a hostile one. “Well, General, to what besides your own incompetence do you ascribe our failures in Ohio?” the Senator brayed.

  “Sir, I think one of our worst problems is the fact that Congress put so little money into the military after the end of the Great War,” Dowling answered. “And when the Confederates did start loading up, we didn’t try to match them as hard as we might have. As I recall, sir”—as Colonel Abell had briefed him—“you last voted for an increased military appropriation in 1928—or was it, ‘27?”

  He’d heard about men standing with their mouths hanging open while nothing came out. He wasn’t sure he’d ever seen it, not till that moment. The sight was sweeter than the sugar he’d spooned into his morning coffee. After close to half a minute, the Senator recovered enough to say, “How dare you blame this august body for your own dismal failings?”

  “Sir, war’s been staring us in the face ever since Jake Featherston got elected. That’s almost eight years ago now,” Dowling said. “Anyone could see it. Plenty of people did see it. Why was Congress so slow about giving us the money to build and develop the tools we need to lick the son of a bitch?”

  More bellows and barks followed, but the Senator from Idaho seemed more than a little disconcerted by answers he hadn’t expected. He acted relieved to turn the grilling over to a Congresswoman from New York City. Flora Blackford said, “Instead of snarling at each other, what can Congress and the Army do to work together and gain the victory we have to have?”

  A sensible question! Dowling had wondered if he’d hear any. “Get all our factories humming,” he answered. “Make sure the raw materials reach them. Make sure the weapons reach the front. Keep the Confederates as busy as we can—never let ’em relax. Uh, knock Utah flat. And while we’re at it, get the niggers in the CSA plenty of guns, as many as we can. That’ll make sure Featherston’s boys stay hopping.”

  It went on and on. There was more hostility from the committee members, but also, increasingly, a wary respect. Dowling had no idea whether they were really listening to him or just posturing for the hometown papers. He also had no idea whether he was saving his career or sinking it forever. The strange thing was, he didn’t care. And it was amazing how liberating that could be.

  Jake Featherston looked at the engineer in his cramped, glassed-in booth. Saul Goldman was in there with the engineer. The little Jew didn’t usually look over people’s shoulders like that—he wasn’t pushy, the way sheenies were supposed to be. But this was a big speech. Featherston was glad to see Goldman there. When something needed doing, the director of communications made sure he was on the spot.

  The engineer pointed through the glass. Jake nodded. The light on the wall above the booth glowed red. He was on.

  “I’m Jake Featherston,” he said, “and I’m here to tell you the truth.” How many times had he said that on the wireless? More than he could count, by now. While he was saying it, he believed it every single time, too. That was what let him make other people believe it right along with him.

  “Truth is, we never wanted this here war with the United States. Truth is, they forced it on us when they wouldn’t listen to our reasonable demands. Well, now they’ve paid the price for being stupid. They’ve got their country cut in half, and they’ve seen they can’t hope to stand against us. Our cause is just and right, and that only makes us stronger.

  “But I’m a reasonable man. I’ve always been a reasonable man. I want to show I don’t hold a grudge. And so I’m going to offer terms to the USA, and I do believe they’re terms so kind and generous that nobody could possibly say no to ’em.

  “First off, as soon as the United States agree to ’em, we’ll pull out of U.S. territory fast as we can. We didn’t want Yankees on our soil in 1917, and we don’t want to be on theirs now.” He’d won, or come as close to winning as didn’t matter to him. Now was the time to sound magnanimous. “All we want is what’s rightfully ours. I’ll tell you what I mean.

  “At the end of the last war the USA took Sequoyah and chunks of Virginia and Sonora away from us. We want our country back. We’ve got a right to have our country back. And it’s only fitting and proper for the United States to give back everything they took.”

  In the engineer�
�s booth, Saul Goldman nodded vigorously. Saul was a good guy, as solid as they came. If he worried a little more than most Freedom Party men, well, what could you expect from a Jew? Plenty of Party men had all the balls in the world. Featherston knew he needed some with brains, too. Goldman fit the bill there.

  “And it’s only fitting and proper that the United States should pay back the reparations they squeezed out of us when we were down,” Featherston went on. “Paying them killed our currency and damn near ruined us. There was a time when, instead of carrying your money to the store in your pocket and your groceries home in your basket, you needed the basket for your money and you could take home what you bought in your pocket. We don’t ever want that to happen again.”

  He didn’t mention that the United States had stopped demanding reparations after a Freedom Party man gunned down the Confederate President in Alabama. If Grady Calkins hadn’t died in that park, Jake would have killed him. He would have stretched it out over days, maybe even weeks, to make sure Calkins suffered the way he should have. The assassin had come closer to murdering the Party than any of its enemies.

  And if the United States came down with their own case of galloping inflation . . . If they did, wouldn’t that just be too bad. Jake grinned wolfishly. Seeing the USA in trouble would break his heart, all right.

  “We don’t want to have to worry about Yankee aggression any more, either,” he went on. “We don’t mind if the United States keep their forts around Washington. That’s all right. George Washington was the father of their country, too, even if he was a good Virginian. But except for those, we want a disarmed border. No more forts within a hundred miles of the frontier. No barrels within a hundred miles, either, or war airplanes. We will have the right to send inspectors into the USA to make sure the Yankees hold up their end of the bargain.”