24
Digger
June
31
Bunny
February
29
Cash
January
33
Ophelia
July
26
Stretch
May
28
KIDS
Character
Birth month
Current Age
Ryan
March
3 years, 7 months
CJ
August
3 years, 4 months
Harley
October
26 months
Devon
February
22 months
Rory
February
22 months
Rebel and Rule
April
18 months
Lucas, Jr.
July
5 months
Matilda
November
5 weeks
Ryder
November
5 weeks
CHRISTOPHER CALDWELL
Road Name: Outlaw
MC Sponsor: Big Joe “Boss” Foy
Age: 36
Height: 6’4”
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Jet Black
Birthplace: Hortensia, Washington
Parents: Patricia Donovan and Sebastian “Cee Cee” Caldwell
Siblings: Johnnie, Bev, Avery, Nia, Zoann, and Ophelia
Wife: Megan Foy
Children: CJ, Patrick (deceased), Rebel, Rule, and Ryder
Highest Level of Education: 9th grade
Occupation: President of the Death Dwellers MC
Books as Hero: Misled, Misappropriate, Misjudged, and A Very Christopher Christmas
Favorite Saying: Ain’t nothin’ but a thing
Favorite Drink: Rum and tequila
Trivia: He deems his anniversary as RMD – Romantic Motherfucker Day, the one day of the year where he’s mushy.
Best song(s) to Describe: Sex On Fire by Kings of Leons
His Song(s) for Megan: All of Me by John Legend and Love In An Elevator by Aerosmith
MEGAN FOY
Age: 22
Height: 5’1”
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Golden Blonde
Birthplace: Seattle, Washington
Parents: Big Joe and Dinah Foy
Siblings: Joey “Snake” Foy
Husband: Christopher “Outlaw” Caldwell
Children: CJ, Patrick (deceased), Rebel, Rule, and Ryder
Highest Level of Education: GED
Occupation: Co-owner of a home healthcare service
Books as Heroine: Misled, Misappropriate, Misjudged, and A Very Christopher Christmas
Trivia: Meggie’s favorite candy is Milky Way.
Her song for Christopher: One and Only
JOHN DONOVAN
Road Name: John Boy or Johnnie
MC Sponsor: Christopher Caldwell
Age: 36
Height: 6’2”
Eye Color: Silver
Hair Color: Light Blond
Birthplace: Hortensia, Washington
Parents: Laura Donovan and Sebastian “Cee Cee” Caldwell
Siblings: Christopher
Wife: Kendall Miller
Children: Rory and Matilda
Highest Level of Education: College graduate
Occupation: Vice-President of the Death Dwellers MC and CFO of Medical Laboratory
Books as Hero: Misunderstood, Misdeeds, Misalliance, and A Very Christopher Christmas
Favorite Drink: Scotch
Trivia: Big Joe gave him the road name of Iceman, but it never stuck mainly because Christopher called him John Boy.
Best song(s) to Describe: Love Will Turn You Around By Kenny Rogers and This Is How We Roll by Florida Georgia Line
His song(s) for Kendall: Just The Way You Are by Bruno Mars, All About That Bass by Megan Trainor and Smile by Florida Georgie Line
KENDALL MILLER
Age: 33
Height: 6’0
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Red
Birthplace: Portland, Oregon
Parents: Marie and Kendrick Miller
Siblings: Carolyn Miller
Husband: John “Johnnie” Donovan
Children: Rory and Matilda
Highest Level of Education: Law school
Occupation: Attorney
Books as Heroine: Misunderstood, Misdeeds, Misappropriate, and A Very Christopher Christmas
Favorite Drink: Vodka
Trivia: Johnnie’s nickname for her is gorgeous.
Best Song(s) to Describe: Skinny Love by Birdy
Her Song for Johnnie: Landslide by Dixie Chicks
MATTHEW TAYLOR
Road Name: Val or Valentine
MC Sponsor: Big Joe “Boss” Foy
Age: 34
Height: 5’9”
Eye Color: Turquoise
Hair Color: Blackish-brown
Birthplace: Los Angeles, California
Wife: Zoann Donovan
Children: Ryan and Devon
Highest Level of Education: Some College
Occupation: Road Captain of the Death Dwellers MC
Books as Hero: Misbehavior
Favorite Saying: Jesus H. Christ
Favorite Drink: Tequila
Best song(s) to Describe: Stay With Me by Sam Smith
His Songs for Zoann: Every Breath You Take by The Police and My Girl by The Temptations
ZOANN DONOVAN
Age: 30
Height: 5’7”
Eye Color: Golden
Hair Color: Chestnut
Birthplace: Hortensia, Washington
Parents: Patricia Donovan and Fred Sterling
Siblings: Christopher, Bev, Avery, Nia, Zoann, and Ophelia
Husband: Matthew “Val” Taylor
Children: Ryan and Devon
Highest Level of Education: College
Occupation: Former ER Nurse and current co-owner of home healthcare service
Books as Heroine: Misbehavior
Favorite Drink: Wine
Trivia: Christopher calls her Bitsy and she calls Christopher “Christy.” Val calls her Puff because her pussy hair reminds him of a powder puff. Out of all the heroes and heroines, she and Val knew each other the longest.
Best Song(s) to Describe: Say Something by Christina Aguilera
Her Song for Val: Thin Line Between Love and Hate by The Pretenders
LUCAS BANKS
Road Name: Mortician
MC Sponsor: Kaleb Paul “KP” Andrews
Age: 34
Height: 6’0”
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Birthplace: Los Angeles, CA
Parents: Sharper Banks and Renata Murry
Siblings: Mark Banks
Wife: Bailey Andrews
Children: Harley and Lucas, Jr.
Highest Level of Education: Some College
Occupation: Enforcer of the Death Dwellers MC
Books as Hero: Misguided
Favorite Saying: Don’t start nothin’ won’t be nothin’
Favorite drink: Vodka
Trivia: Mortician was a music and math major and knows how to play percussion and guitar. He grew up in wealth.
Best song(s) to Describe: I’m The Man by Aloe Blacc and No Woman, No Cry by Bob Marley
His song(s) for Bailey: Your Precious Love by Marvin Gaye and Bring It On Home by Sam Cook
BAILEY ANDREWS
Age: 24
Height: 5’5”
Eye Color: Greenish Brown
Hair Color: Jet Black
Birthplace: New Orleans, Louisiana
Parents: Roxanne and Kaleb Paul “K-P” Andrews
Husband: Lucas “Mortician” Banks
Children: Harley and Lucas, Jr.
Highest Level of Education: Currently in college to become a psychologist
Occupation: Housewife and College student
Books as Heroine: Misguided
Favorite Drink: Frozen daiquiris
Best Song(s) to Describe: Baby, I Love You by Aretha Franklin
Her Song for Mortician: Hot Boyz by Missy Elliot, No Ordinary Love by Sade and Mary Jane by Rick James
MARCUS BANKS
Road Name: Digger
MC Sponsor: Lucas Banks
Age: 31
Height: 6’1”
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Black
Birthplace: Los Angeles, CA
Parents: Sharper Banks and Renata Murry
Siblings: Lucas Banks
Wife: Albany Hamilton
Children: Jessica and Reynard
Highest Level of Education: 11th grade
Occupation: Sergeant-at-Arms of the Death Dwellers MC
Books as Hero: Misconduct
Favorite Drink: Vodka
Best Song(s) to Describe: Locked Away by R. City, Adam Levine
His Song(s) for Bunny: You Can Leave Your Hat On by Joe Cocker and Earned It by The Weeknd
ALBANY “BUNNY” HAMILTON
Age: 29
Height: 5’10”
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Birthplace: Phoenix, Arizona
Parents: Walter and Virginia Hamilton
Siblings: Gabriel Hamilton
Husband: Marcus “Digger” Banks
Children: Jessica and Reynard
Highest Level of Education: College Degree
Occupation: Former stripper and school teacher and current assistant to Megan
Books as Heroine: Misconduct
Favorite Drink: Beer
Trivia: Her father is the club’s private investigator
Best Song(s) to Describe: Say You Love Me by Jessie Ware
Her Song(s) for Digger: No Apologies by Jussie Smollet and So High by Wiz Khalifa
CASH McCALL
Road Name: Ghost
MC Sponsor: Big Joe “Boss” Foy
Age: 33
Height: 6’0”
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Birthplace: Houston, TX
Parents: Parnell McCall and Suzanne Whitmore
Siblings: Georgie McCall Mason and Joshua McCall
Partners: Louis King and Ophelia Donovan
Highest Level of Education: 12th grade
Occupation: Ex-military and explosives technician of the Death Dwellers MC
Books as Hero: Misfit
Favorite Drink: Beer
His Song for Ophelia: You’ve Really Got A Hold On Me by Smokey Robinson
LOUIS KING
Road Name: Stretch
MC Sponsor: Kaleb Paul “KP” Andrews
Age: 28
Height: 5’11”
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Birthplace: Kansas City, Missouri
Partners: Cash McCall and Ophelia Donovan
Highest Level of Education: 12th grade
Occupation: Treasurer of the Death Dwellers MC
Books as Hero: Misfit
Favorite Drink: Beer
OPHELIA DONOVAN
Age: 26
Height: 5’4
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Birthplace: Hortensia, Washington
Parents: Patricia Donovan and Fred Sterling
Siblings: Christopher, Bev, Avery, Nia, Zoann, and Ophelia
Partners: Cash “Ghost” Donovan and Louis “Stretch” King
Highest Level of Education: Some college to become a filmmaker
Occupation: Former lead singer in a band, currently unemployed
Books as Heroine: Misfit
Favorite Drink: Margarita
Christopher’s Letter to Megan mentioned at the end of Misappropriate:
My Megan,
You roared into my life at full throttle and I’ll never forget the evenin I first gazed into your big, blue eyes. My world stopped in that moment. I didn’t realize you would become by everythin. The air I need to breathe and the angel who gives me a soul.
You accept me for who I am. Flaws and all. You believe in me even when I have a hard time believin in myself. You trust me. Your smile makes me believe I can conquer the world. You make me laugh. You make me think. You make me hot. You make me angry.
You make me feel.
You and me, we have each other’s backs. No matter how many times we fall, we lift each other up. My heart, my soul, my life rests in the palms of your hands. No matter what you face, I have you, baby. I’ll be your strength. Your rock. Your man.
Your Outlaw.
In your arms and in your body, you carry the best of me. The children you give to me are my pride and joy and I’m in awe that we’ve created somethin so perfect that’s a piece of me. You’ve given me that. You’re a wonderful mother, a sexy wife, and a great friend.
I’m not a hearts and roses type of man, Megan. I’m hard and rough, rude and crude. This letter took hours to do because I wanted to give my girl somethin she deserves, not what I know and what I’m used to.
But, for you, I’m willin to compromise and look up the correct spellins and grammar to send you a letter once a year, on our anniversary, the day I became the luckiest man in the world and put my ring on your finger.
I love you.
Christopher
p.s. I’m fuckin Outlaw, too. You said that shit yourself and he gotta send you a letter to, baby. Anyway, this was my original letter ‘til the boys told me you might chain up The Promised Land again. Can’t have that shit. Ever a-fuckin-gain.
Megan,
You have the best pussy in the world. I love that you now a freaky little nympho. I love fuckin you and lovin you and havin you in my life. I’m the luckiest motherfucker alive to call you mine.
I love the fuck outta you, baby.
Outlaw
Thank you for reading A Very Christopher Christmas.
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Kathryn C. Kelly
Misfit
A Death Dwellers MC Novel
By Kathryn Kelly
Copyright 2016 Kathryn Kelly
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Ophelia Donovan wants to move past the loves of her life, two badass bikers in her brother’s MC. When she gave Cash “Ghost” McCall and Louis “Stretch” King, an ultimatum of bringing their relationship out in the open or she’d walk, they chose separation. It crushed Ophelia’s dreams of having a happily-ever-after and family with Ghost and Stretch.
Stretch lives with guilt and pain from the death of his former lover and the injuries he received the same night. For a while, Cash and Stretch worked fine. They’d agreed to choose a woman together to bring into their relationship. Instead, Cash brought Outlaw’s sister in, intending to use her as a shield for Cash’s growing feelings for both Stretch and Fee. The dissolution of their relationship because of Fee’s goading leaves Stretch angry with both of his lovers.
Ghost doesn’t do relationships. He doesn’t have the confidence in himsel
f that he’s equipped for something meaningful. He only knows he loves both Stretch and Ophelia. She wants kids, a house with him and Stretch, and, most of all, an open relationship with them, so open she expects Ghost to go to her brother—his club’s president—and confess all. Even if he did do commitment, he wouldn’t be alive to see it through. Outlaw would kill Ghost, especially after already warning him away. Thanks to Cash’s outrageous plan to throw Outlaw off, he raises the man’s suspicions instead.
Christopher “Outlaw” Caldwell knows Ghost is about fun and fucking. He’s in charge of the Bobs, those women trotted out for pleasure at special club occasions. Outlaw’s little sister wants a family and he refuses to allow her to waste her years on a man who’ll walk away in the end. Outlaw’s life has been quiet recently, with every known club threat removed, giving him plenty of time to focus on family.
A biker from a rival club uses Ophelia to get on Outlaw’s good side, leaving her gravely injured, Outlaw in jail, Stretch admitting how important both she and Cash are to him, and Cash determined to never deny his love again.
Warning: Not suitable for anyone under 18. Contains excessive swearing, graphic sex between MMF, taboo subjects, and…Kendall at her finest.
Joanne Holah, it’s been a long time coming, but I didn’t forget. Thank you for encouraging me to write the story of Cash and Stretch.
Mavis Ifegwu and Woody Williams, those pink panties were delicious and inspirational. Of course they had to get into the book.
Kristin Inselman, I hope I’ve done your city proud.
Dear Reader,
This is the end of the road for Christopher “Outlaw” Caldwell and his brothers, the final story where club life centers around them. The journey he’s taken me on since the moment he sauntered into my dream until today, has been an amazing one. He’s either loved or hated, as is his nemesis, Kendall. We inhabit Christopher’s world and he only lends page time—and my head space—to everyone else. The end result is the conclusion of Outlaw’s saga, featuring his sister’s love affair with two of his club brothers. Kendall features prominently in the story, doing what she does best—creating havoc. For Kendall’s fans, her behavior may seem like a slap in the face for your loyalty. For her detractors, it’ll be triumph. For me, Kendall will always be one of my most misunderstood characters. At the closing of A Very Christopher Christmas, she wanted to return to her position at the law firm she’d been associated with since she was introduced. Now, in Misfit, Ophelia will realize just how determined Kendall is to accomplish her goals.
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