At the far end of a closed-off alley, a rat searched around garbage cans for something to eat. It paused, wary; it felt something. It was nothing definite, but it sniffed the air as it twitched its whiskers, trying to discern what had disturbed it. Then it felt something stronger: the air became charged with static electricity. A breeze blew up as bits of flotsam whirled about. Staring at the brick wall that stretched across the back, it saw arcs of lightning flash across its face from one side of the alley to the other. A bright flash startled it, and it scuttled under a pile of debris to hide from whatever danger the strange phenomenon represented.
When the flash faded, the brick wall had disappeared. In its place could be seen the interior of a lab, with a console set just in front of the back wall. Eile and Sunny stepped across the dimensional breach with Annie Tuhl between them.
"...and then Sunny turns ta him and says, 'But it would work better with butterscotch!'" Eile said. She and Annie laughed as Sunny blushed and giggled in a nervous fashion.
They paused a couple of feet beyond the breach threshold. "You guys sure you have everything?" Annie asked.
Sunny patted the oversized handbag under her left arm; Eile carried one just like it. "Oh, sure! We're like the Boy Scouts: Always be prepared!"
Eile rolled her eyes in a sarcastic manner. "Yeah, right, only our merit badges are in spa treatments, hairstyling, and makeovers."
"Yessirree Bob! Them's the best kind!"
Annie flashed a grinning leer. "Get out of here, you fruitcakes. I've got work to do before the breach closes."
Eile chuckled as Sunny giggled. "Sure thing, Annie. See ya tomorrow."
A technician handed her the first of several floater surveillance devices. "Be careful, now!" she called out as they walked to the mouth of the alley.
When the Girls reached the street, they found themselves in the middle of a row of shops, with a similar row and alley on the other side.
Sunny clapped her hands. "Okay! Let's get started. First things first: where's a newsstand?"
They looked around and spotted a storefront three doors down on their left with newspapers and magazines stored in a rack sitting on the sidewalk. They walked on over and scanned headlines and mastheads. Fortunately, they were in English, and several of them established that they were in that world's version of Denver, Colorado.
"Good," Eile said. "Getting money shouldn't be a problem, then."
"Look at this!" Sunny pointed to a magazine called Celebrity Gossip. It displayed a photo of two young women, one a buff-skinned athletic blond with a ponytail and glasses, the other with a big bouncy mane of brown hair, a statuesque figure, and an ochre-complexion. Between them and the camera, standing to one side, interposed the head and shoulders of an older tanned woman with straight stringy copperish hair cut shoulder-length and wearing goggles, with a white-gloved hand raised in front of the camera. Above them a headline shouted: "HOMECOMING!" Beneath them was printed, "America's First Look at the Fabulous Singing Duet SISTER ACT!" At the bottom of the cover sat the picture of a sinister-looking bald-headed man in sunglasses with a close-cropped Van Dyke moustache and beard, beside which a caption read, "PLUS! ANTON LAVEY tells how he saved the Girls from the HORROR of the BLACK SABBAT!"
Eile couldn't help chuckling.
Sunny threw her a questioning look of disapproval. "What's so funny?"
"It just tickles me how people we've heard of can be so different in these alternate worlds."
Sunny flashed a puzzled leer as she turned her attention back to the cover. "Hmm, those ladies look like us."
"Eh, kinda sorta, if you were me and I were you."
"'The Horror of the Black Sabbat'. Sounds lurid! I wonder what that was all about."
"Who cares about a coupla celebutante bimbos? Probably just some overblown piece of hype."
Sunny pointed to the masthead. "It's 2011 here; that's the same year as us."
"Huh. And I always thought Mabuse's device played fast and loose with the timestream."
"You know, this could be a pretty boring trip, if this world turns out to be the same as ours."
"That'd be fine by me; boring and safe." Eile walked up to the door of the shop and looked inside. She spied a man behind the counter. "Hey! Any chance there's a pawn shop nearby?"
The man smiled and nodded. "Yeah, down to the left, turn right, and up the block half-ways."
She smiled and waved. "Thanks a lot." She retreated back outside and took Sunny by the elbow. "There's a place in the next block."
"I heard. Let's go, partner!"
The proprietor of the shop waited for the two girls to disappear from in front of his display window before he reached under the counter and pulled out a sheet of paper. On it was written, "Reward: For Information Concerning the Whereabouts of Sister Act". A telephone number had been printed below a brief description. Turning around, he lifted the handle off the cradle of a wall phone and dialed the number.
"Go," said the voice of the person who answered.
"Hello? My name is Conrad; I run a small shop on Tabor Boulevard." And he recited his address and telephone number.
"Talk to me."
"Is that reward still available?"
"What do you have?"
"Well, I've seen them. They were just outside my shop not more than a minute ago."
"Are you sure it was them?"
"Yeah, blonde hair and ponytail. Listen, they're heading for a pawn shop close by, just a block east. If you hurry, you'll find them there."
There was a pause for about a minute. "Alright, I have it."
"Good. So, ah, when do I get my reward?"
"When we check it out and verify they really are Sister Act."
"But I'm telling you, it's them; it's gotta be."
"Then you've got nothing to worry about!"
"Alright, alright, calm down; I can wait. But don't try to stiff me, or there'll be trouble. I've got friends, if you know what I mean."
There was another shorter pause. "Mob friends."
"Yeah, you've got it."
"Don't worry, if this pans out, you'll get your money."
"Yeah, thanks."
The line disconnected at the other end, and he hung up, grinning. He didn't really much care who he dealt with or why they wanted those girls, or what they planned to do with them. He could make a lot of bets with $100,000, which would make his bookie buddies very happy. That was all he was interested in.
The Girls had no problem selling their heirlooms at the pawn shop, though Eile doubted they got full market value. Still, there was nothing they could do about that. Whenever they visited an alternative Earth, they needed local cash, and the only way to get it was to sell valuables. Fortunately, Medb had an almost unlimited supply, but finding people willing to buy them was another matter. They had found that pawn shops worked the best; they generally weren't picky, and they paid on the spot. A legitimate dealer would probably have given them more, but would have asked questions they wouldn't want to answer, and in any event a dealer would have taken too long to pay off. Since normally they would be on a world for only a day, two at most, they needed spending money immediately.
When they left the shop, they crossed the street to a cafe to get a snack and plan their strategy.
"We should go back to that store and buy a copy of each paper and magazine he has," Sunny suggested. "Then, I think we can just wander around here for awhile. The shops'll give us a good idea of their clothing fashion, arts and crafts, their food..." She held up her sandwich as an example.
"Yeah, not a bad idea. Accommodations might be a problem, but the locals should be able ta direct us to a hotel or bed and breakfast or somethin'. How much time we got left?"
Sunny swallowed a mouthful and looked at her watch. "A little over twenty-two hours before the breach reopens. I wonder what their nightlife is like?"
Eile grinned; clubbing was Sunny's favorite pastime on their extraterrestrial jaunts, at least on worlds that had clubs. Then
she frowned; her partner looked pensive.
"What's wrong?"
"I can't help thinking about those girls; the ones that magazine called Sister Act. I wonder if they're this world's version of us. I wish we could meet them, even spend some time with them."
"I know wha'cha mean, but that might not be a good idea. We're not part of this world, we're just observers. We don't know anything about them or their lives. If they're famous we probably wouldn't even be able ta get close ta them, and if they're not, how'd it look to them havin' two perfect strangers come up and start askin' questions? Especially if they resemble them? Think Star Trek: we can't interfere, no matter how tempting it might seem. Besides, we're only gonna be here for a day, so how much could we find out anyways?"
Sunny flashed a warm smile. "Yeah, you're right, partner. We're here to do a job, and we'd better get started. You ready?"
"Yeah, pretty much so."
Sunny wrapped what was left of her sandwich in a paper napkin and stuffed it into her bag as she stood up. "Then let's go! Back to the news store."
A man stood in the doorway of a hat shop two doors down from the cafe, smoking a cigarette. He watched the girls as they stood and headed up the street. He threw his cigarette on the ground and stepped on it, then tapped at an earphone in his left ear as he followed them.
"Targets confirmed," he spoke into the microphone at his collar; "they are Sister Act. Have them in sight. Heading towards Tabor Boulevard. No sign of their bodyguard. Initiate Plan K; repeat, Plan K. Will rendezvous at the warehouse. Out."
They walked at a brisk pace and he had to sprint
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