by M C Beaton
Contents
Cover
Title Page
Copyright
More Hamish Macbeth Mysteries by M. C. Beaton
Dedication
CHAPTER ONE
CHAPTER TWO
CHAPTER THREE
CHAPTER FOUR
CHAPTER FIVE
CHAPTER SIX
CHAPTER SEVEN
CHAPTER EIGHT
CHAPTER NINE
CHAPTER TEN
CHAPTER ELEVEN
CHAPTER TWELVE
EPILOGUE
About the Author
Discover more M.C. Beaton
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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Names: Beaton, M. C., author.
Title: Death of an honest man / M.C. Beaton.
Description: First Edition. | New York; Boston: Grand Central Publishing,
2018. | Series: A Hamish Macbeth mystery; [33]
Identifiers: LCCN 2017037492| ISBN 9781455558315 (hardback) |
ISBN 9781478902492 (audio download) | ISBN 9781478950257 (audio book) |
ISBN 9781455558339 (ebook)
Subjects: LCSH: Macbeth, Hamish (Fictitious character)—Fiction. | Police—Scotland—Highlands—Fiction. | Murder—Investigation—Fiction. | BISAC: FICTION / Mystery & Detective / Police Procedural. | FICTION / Mystery & Detective / Traditional British. | GSAFD: Mystery fiction.
Classification: LCC PR6053.H4535 D349 2018 | DDC 823/.914—dc23
LC record available at https://lccn.loc.gov/2017037492
ISBNs: 978-1-4555-5831-5 (hardcover), 978-1-5387-1371-6 (large print),
978-1-4555-5833-9 (ebook)
More Hamish Macbeth Mysteries
by M. C. Beaton
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Death of a Nurse
Death of a Liar
Death of a Policeman
Death of Yesterday
Death of a Kingfisher
Death of a Chimney Sweep
Death of a Valentine
Death of a Witch
Death of a Gentle Lady
Death of a Maid
Death of a Dreamer
Death of a Bore
Death of a Poison Pen
Death of a Village
Death of a Celebrity
Death of a Dustman
Death of an Addict
Death of a Scriptwriter
Death of a Dentist
Death of a Macho Man
Death of a Nag
Death of a Charming Man
Death of a Travelling Man
Death of a Greedy Woman
Death of a Prankster
Death of a Snob
Death of a Hussy
Death of a Perfect Wife
Death of an Outsider
Death of a Cad
Death of a Gossip
A Highland Christmas
To Chief Purser Bobbie Milne
and all the crew of the
Hebridean Princess, with affection.
CHAPTER ONE
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing,
and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
—Oscar Wilde
The day had started out well for Sergeant Hamish Macbeth. It was high summer with golden light bathing the little village of Lochdubh, situated in Sutherland in the northwest of Scotland. The air was pure and fresh and scented with pine from the forest on the other side of the sea loch. A yacht sailed in and the putt putt putt of the donkey engine was the only sound to break the silence of the early morning.
Hamish’s beat was the whole of the county. He was helped by his amiable although clumsy sidekick, Police Constable Charlie Carter. Hamish was tall but Charlie was even taller, and so, after breaking too many things at the police station, Charlie had found himself a little apartment in the basement of the Tommel Castle Hotel.
He had joined Hamish for breakfast and now both men were leaning against the seawall, gazing dreamily at the water.
“There’s a new chap over at Cnothan,” said Charlie. “Are we going to see him?”
“May as well,” said Hamish. “Know anything about him?”
“Not a lot. Name’s Paul English. Retired banker.”
“Oh, dear,” said Hamish. “Cnothan’s a sour place. Better give him a welcome.”
“Will we take the dogs?”
“I suppose so,” said Hamish reluctantly. He had two dogs, one called Lugs because of his large ears and a little poodle called Sally. But somehow, since the day he had released his wild cat, Sonsie, into the wild cat sanctuary at Ardnamurchan, he could not feel the same affection for the dogs.
* * *
“I forgot to ask you,” said Hamish as he negotiated the police Land Rover down Cnothan’s main street, “where this Paul English lives.”
“You go along the waterfront and it’s a bittie along. One of thae Victorian villas, meant to look like a Swiss chalet but ends up looking like something out of Charles Addams.”
Hamish detested Cnothan and thought it the sourest village in the Highlands, but even in this place, with the sun sparkling on the loch, nothing could dampen his mood.
That was until he met Paul English.
For after Paul had ushered them into his front living room and said his first words, Hamish thought he had never come across anyone before so armoured in smugness. His first words were, “You gay men are always dyeing your hair.” Hamish’s hair was deep red.
“It iss my own colour,” said Hamish, his highland accent becoming more sibilant as it always did when he was angry.
Paul shrugged his fat shoulders.
“At least I do have hair,” said Hamish, for Paul was bald. “Welcome to the neighbourhood.”
Paul English was a tubby man with a smug face. His very eyebrows looked smug. He had a small, pursed mouth. His accent was from somewhere in the Lowlands.
“We’ll be off then,” said Hamish.
“No need to dash off. I was just about to have coffee. Please join me.”
Give him a chance, said the voice of Hamish’s conscience.
“Thank you,” he said.
Charlie lowered himself carefully onto the sturdiest chair he could
see. Hamish looked around the room. Sterile, was his first thought. The carpet was fitted, a sort of mud-brown colour to match the mud-brown linen covers on the sofa and two armchairs. There were no curtains at the windows. Instead there were dark-green blinds, half drawn down. A glass coffee table was in front of the sofa and an ugly old-fashioned two-bar electric fire was set in front of the fireplace. There were no books or pictures. The ceiling was high. A glass bowl with one lightbulb inside and the corpses of flies hung from the centre.
The wind suddenly soughed through the weather outside with a mournful whistling sound.
Paul picked up a brass bell in the shape of a crinolined lady from the coffee table and rang it. The door slowly opened and an elderly woman came in wearing a droopy dress and a flowered pinafore. Women’s Lib has a hard time in some places in the far north of Scotland making even the slightest impression. So the pinafore was of the sort you see in old photographs, covering nearly the whole body.
“Coffee,” ordered Paul.
“What is auld Granny Dinwiddy doing working for you?” exclaimed Hamish. “She’s got arthritis and is well into her eighties.”
“People charge too much round here so I always go for the one who needs the money most.”
“So, she is paid below the minimum wage.”
“Did I say that? How long have you two been a pair?”
Charlie rose to his feet. He picked up Paul as if he weighed little more than a child and said, “Hamish and I have been together for a bit, but I often fancy a wee bit on the side.”
“Oh, put him down,” said Hamish. “That one couldnae see a joke if it jumped out o’ his soup and bit him in the bum.”
Charlie dropped Paul back in his chair and patted him on his bald head.
“Get out of here,” raged Paul. “I find you disgusting.”
“Be verra careful,” cautioned Hamish, “or I’ll have you for a hate crime.”
“I speak as I find,” shouted Paul.
“Aye, wi’ no thought for anyone else’s feelings. Good day.”
“What a wee horror,” commented Charlie as they both climbed into the police Land Rover.
Hamish did not start the engine but stared bleakly out at the steel-grey waters of the man-made loch round which nothing grew except a few stunted trees and, as Eliot said of Rannoch Moor, no birds sang.
“I don’t like him,” said Hamish at last. “There’s death in the air.”
“Och, c’mon, Hamish. Unless you think he’s going to slave-drive Mrs. Dinwiddy into an early grave.”
Hamish shrugged. “I’m imagining things. This village aye gives me the creeps. Let’s get back to the station and have a fry-up. I’ll call on Granny Dinwiddy later.”
“Stop off at Patel’s,” said Charlie. “He’s got venison sausages. You never take the dogs with you now like you did when you had the wild cat.”
“They’re fine,” said Hamish. “They’ve got the flap on the door so they can come and go. Better that than cooped up in a vehicle.”
Hamish often felt like a little piece of his heart had left with the large cat. The cat’s replacement, the little white-haired poodle called Sally, did nothing to stop Hamish’s feelings of loss, although Lugs seemed delighted with this new companion. Hamish sometimes felt Lugs was being, well, unfaithful and then cursed himself for being so sentimental.
They found the normally placid Mr. Patel in a rage. “I am Scottish,” he shouted.
“So you are,” said Hamish. “Who’s been saying otherwise?”
“A wee fat mannie. Came in here yesterday and said, ‘You immigrants do well for yourself.’ Says I, ‘Look, mac, I’m Scottish.’ He sneers, ‘Oh, yeah, where did you get that tan? You’re as brown as my boots. You natives should go back where you came from.’”
Hamish’s hazel eyes gleamed. “Did anyone hear him?”
“No, the shop was empty at the time.”
“Charlie,” said Hamish. “Take a statement from him.”
* * *
Over a mammoth breakfast, Hamish said, “We can try to arrest him for a hate crime but we need proof. Oh, there’s the door. What now?”
He opened the door and the small figures of the Currie sisters scuttled in: spinster twins, dressed in identical camel-hair coats with identical glasses and identical permed hair. Nessie shouted, “Arrest him!”
“Who?” asked Hamish.
“Thon Mr. English. Do you know what he said to Jessie?”
“Said to Jessie,” chorused her sister who always repeated the last line of anyone’s conversation, like Browning’s brave thrush trying to recapture that first fine careless rapture.
“Tell me.”
“He said she needed to go to a psychiatrist and get a mind of her own.”
“Of her own,” sighed Jessie.
“I cannae arrest him for that. Has he upset anyone else?”
“He told Mr. Wellington that his sermons were boring, but it was what he said to Mrs. Wellington!”
Hamish ignored the Greek chorus that was her sister. “He said she was fat and should go on a diet because she was a bad example.”
“Gets worse,” commented Hamish. “Any more?”
“Mr. Maclean.”
“Archie? What did he say?”
“He laughed in his face and said he looked shrink-wrapped in a tweed suit.”
Archie the fisherman’s wife boiled all his clothes with the result that they were always too short and too tight.
“Don’t worry, ladies,” said Hamish. “I’ll go back to see him as soon as I finish eating.”
It wasn’t only this Paul English who should watch what he said, thought Hamish, as Nessie’s voice from outside came back to him. “Got to eat, eh? That’s why they call them pigs.”
“Well, Charlie,” said Hamish, “we’d better pull him in. We can charge him with a hate crime because of Mr. Patel’s statement and that can be enough to go with.”
“I s’pose,” said Charlie, looking out of the window. “Mind you, it’s the grand day and the games are on at Drumnadrochit. We could always arrest him in the evening.”
“Aye, the silly sod isn’t worth wasting the day on. What brought him up here?”
“He’s been heard to say, quality of life.”
“Another drunk, probably. They aye hae this dream o’ Bonnie Prince Charlie and Mel Gibson’s view on history and the only romance they ever find is at the bottom of a whisky glass. Next winter should see him off. Nothing like a highland winter for bringing a bad case of the rehabs.”
Hamish insisted on washing up and told Charlie to go outside and stay there until he had finished. Sometimes it seemed as if clumsy Charlie could break dishes by just looking at them.
When he rejoined Charlie, he noticed his dogs in the back. He felt a tinge of sadness. He hadn’t heard from Elspeth Grant although he often saw her reading the news on television from Glasgow. They had spent a wonderful weekend together but nothing had come of it although at first he had phoned almost every day. She always said she was too busy to see him, and at last, he had given up calling.
“What we ought to do,” said Charlie as they drove out of Lochdubh and up over the hills, “is introduce thon scunner, Blair, to Paul English and see what happens.”
Hamish laughed. “You mean like light the touch paper and retire? Great idea. I’m still worried about Blair. I know he’s capable of murder and he hates me.” Detective Chief Inspector Blair was the bane of Hamish’s life. And Hamish knew Blair had caused the death the previous year of someone who was a threat to him.
* * *
Blair climbed the stairs to speak to his boss, Superintendent Daviot. Helen, the secretary, was just replacing the phone. “Macbeth again,” she said.
The detective’s bloodshot eyes shone with malice. “What’s he been up to?”
“There’s a newcomer over at Cnothan called Mr. English who claims Macbeth and the other policeman insulted him and the policeman also made a pass at him.”
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bsp; “I’d better go and see him,” crowed Blair. “But I’ll just be having a wee word with the boss first.”
* * *
Blair had been warned to be careful about mentioning homosexuality in these fragile days, but he regarded homosexuals with that sort of deep contempt that only a man whose sexuality might be in question could feel.
He had decided to adopt a sort of hail-fellow-well-met attitude and so he shook hands with Paul and said with a chortle, “Got a pass made at you by a shirtlifter, hey?”
“What are you talking about?” demanded Paul.
“Macbeth’s sidekick. Big fairy called Charlie.”
“I shall have to report your politically incorrect remarks to your superior officers,” said Paul, beginning to enjoy himself.
“Who do you think you’re dealing with, laddie? I amn’t some teuchter like Macbeth. But I’ll admit he needs taking down and so I’ll get a statement from you.” Blair sat down without being asked.
Paul began to feel a prickling of unease. Who were this man’s superiors going to believe? Himself? Or one of their own, namely Hamish Macbeth.
“I would prefer not to discuss the matter,” said Paul. “No charges.”
“Whit?” demanded the enraged Blair. “I come out here to the back o’ beyond and then you decide you don’t want to speak? Get this, laddie, I will be charging you with wasting police time if you don’t get on with it and make a statement.”
Paul looked at Blair’s face, which was a network of broken veins. “You drink too much,” he said.
“What’s that got to dae wi’ Charlie making a pass at ye?”
“As you have the face of a heavy drinker, I want to be sure I am not wasting my time making a statement. You might leave here and go to the nearest bar and forget about the whole thing.”
“Keep yer damn personal remarks to yourself,” shouted Blair. “How did Charlie Carter make a pass at ye?”
“He picked me up and laid hands on me.”
“On yer bum?”
“He patted me on the head.”
“In retaliation to what?”
“I simply asked if he and the other officer were a pair.”
“Michty me. And you expect me to make a case out o’ that?”
