Trent nodded. “You bet. Downside, I’ve been practicing my free fall basketball. Every day.”
“Lousy excuse, lousy excuse, I won’t accept it. You’ve been lazy is what it is, fat and lazy.” Ken gestured at Trent’s gut with one thin, wiry hand. “Lookit that. You go downside, fight the heavy gee all day, still got fat.”
“Fat but not slow,” Trent countered. “You get in the chamber with me, I’ll dunk around you all day long.”
Ken had beaten Yovia at dropball nine games out of ten. The man was known to have beaten homebrews at dropball, young Halfers born in drop.
“Fat but not slow? Hah! Hah! I don’t think so, you wretch.”
Trent clasped his hands over his fat. “Chief Wretch, to you.”
“They offered me the job, you know.”
Trent laughed at him. “They did not.”
“They would have offered me the job if I’d wanted it,” Ken said quickly.
“Hah!” Trent shot back. “They’d have been afraid you’d file handwritten, calligraphic reports.”
“I did that once,” Ken admitted. “It upset them a little bit. Could be why they had to drag a two-time loser like you up the well to oversee things.”
“You’re a character, Ken.”
“So they tell me,” Ken said. “Want to go play tourist?”
THEY STARTED AT the torches, aft.
“Hear you divorced that bitch Janice,” Ken said as he showed Trent the cracker leading from the water tanks to the fusion engines.
“Don’t call her that,” said Trent flatly. “And she divorced me.”
“Girl never did have any taste,” Ken commented. “Only sensible thing she ever did was marry you.” He glanced back at Trent. “’Spect that was an accident. I imagine you’re going to wipe that silly face off your face now?”
“I intend to.”
“Good. I can’t see playing chess with Bad Jack.” It was the name of a murderous, amoral character in Death Valley, a wildly popular Unification War sensable Selstrom had starred in. “I’ll keep expecting you to whip out a maser and fry me if I beat you.”
“Never would.”
“That’s what they all say,” Ken muttered. “Right up until they toast you.” They stopped in front of a panel with the cover off, exposing several dozen optical switches, a jungle of spliced optic fiber. “Recognize this?”
Trent searched his inskin for schematics. “Bundled high bandwidth lasercable junction for the One-C line. Leads to the processor growth that handles the cracker for the torch ... we ran this cable ourselves, you and me. This is the main trunk going from the Three-C server closet at Deck Two, Forward ... Cross corridor 8?”
Ken nodded. “Cross 9. Not bad,” he said grudgingly, “for a coder who never did figure out which end of the screwdriver to hold.”
“You hold it by the round end,” said Trent mildly, “the part that is unlike the top of your head. The flat end, that is like the top of your head, goes into the slot on the screw.”
Ken stared at him for a long moment, and then turned away, shaking his head. “Boy goes downside five measly years, turns into a wit. Half-right.”
It was enough of a warning: Trent spent the rest of the day playing straight man.
THEY WORKED THEIR way up the ship. It took nearly ten hours, aft to fore: Trent was impressed by the old man’s energy. From the cracker they went on to examine the fusion power plant, the torches that drove the ship, and the circuitry that controlled the torches. There was little aboard the ship that could not be controlled by Monitor: most of it was supposed to be controlled by Monitor, was intended to be run by humans only in an emergency. As a result there was no significant part of the ship that did not fall within Information Systems’ overview. The optical transputer engine that Monitor ran on was tucked away at the center of the ship, next to the Bridge; the best protected spots aboard the ship. A dive through the sun’s corona would have damaged much of the ship’s outer layers beyond salvaging, but humans on the Bridge and the machinery at InfoSystems Control would have survived without even getting warm.
From the torches they followed the Two-C lines fore, the backbone lines that gave Monitor control of the ship’s nav systems, weapons, and lifesystems. Most of the cabling aboard the ship served either Two-C or Three-C, control and communications respectively. One-C, command functions, rode along the Two-C and Three-C hardware, but in practice most of the work on One-C consisted of coding, fine-tuning Monitor in its interactions with the rest of the universe. It was one of the two reasons Yovia had been offered the Chief’s job: Yovia had done the bulk of the original integration work on Monitor.
The other reason was the previous Chief’s nervous breakdown after nearly dying when a bomb had taken out most of InfoSystems Control two months prior.
Two-C and Three-C were close to being done; they could not have been destroyed except by destroying the Unity itself.
One-C had to be done over again, almost from scratch.
Four people had died in the explosion.
It was the Erisian Claw’s work, with help from the SpaceFarers’ Collective; Trent had not known of it and had disapproved when he’d learned about it – and it bothered Trent, a lot, that he found himself wondering sometimes if it might not have been worth the cost.
AT 2:12 P.M. they floated together in the InfoSystems Control complex, in a large space half the size of a football field, crammed with transputer modules and RTS RAM that had yet to be installed.
Ken said, “Monitor?”
The voice that answered was deep, calm, male, inviting confidence. A newsdancer’s baritone with a touch of Real Authority. The voice conjured images of a Wise Old Man, just down off the mountain with a pair of stone tablets allegedly handed to him by God – Trent imagined that voice made your average Peaceforcer want to come to attention. “Good afternoon. Sub-Chief Wilson, and I assume this is Chief Yovia.”
“That’s right. How are we today?” Ken asked.
“I do not know how ‘we’ are; I have no information about the modes of being currently experienced by yourself and Chief Yovia. As to myself, I am operative at thirteen percent of capacity.”
“No improvement at all,” Ken whispered to Trent.
“I am still missing seventy-eight percent of my processor base, and nearly ninety percent of my online storage; only offline storage is functionally complete. It is unreasonable to expect improvement in functional operability while hardware requirements remain unmet.”
“What an attitude,” said Ken. “At-ti-tude.”
Trent said, “Are your libraries in place?”
“Chief Yovia, my libraries are stored offline. Though I have access to them, there has been no attempt to reintegrate them into me since the explosion. I am so designed that I may not relink them without supervision from a human being.”
“You can patch into the workstation in my office,” Trent said. It was not entirely a question, given the bombing; his office was up a deck and aft a good bit.
Monitor hesitated noticeably. “Yes. You will lack certain functionality that exists in InfoSystems Control; some server functions may be slowed enough for you to notice a time lag between requests and actions on my part. Also, I am so designed that I may not be disassembled except from local workstations in InfoSystems Control.”
“Yes,” said Trent. “I helped compose those guidelines.”
“I did not know that. Your personnel file has not yet been made available to me,” said Monitor. “Presumably before you come on duty at 08:00 Monday morning, this will be rectified.” Monitor paused –
Trent waited.
“I look forward to working with you,” Monitor said.
Ken grinned at Trent, and Trent nodded. Not bad – not bad at all, for a PKF expert system running at thirteen percent of capacity. It had caught a conversational lull, and filled it with an appropriate null sentence.
A certain perceptiveness, there, one unusual in expert systems, or in AIs for that matter, where humans
were concerned.
Trent couldn’t wait to see it running full bore, with access to the address space it had been designed to run in, and the processor base it had been designed to run on.
Trent couldn’t wait to look at its code.
12
A LONG DAY.
Before it was over they had inspected the torches, the cracker, the water tanks that fed the cracker, the oxygen and hydrogen tanks that the cracker fed. The oxygen could be bled directly into the air shafts, if necessary, in the event the lifesystem was damaged. Both the oxygen and hydrogen could be vented into space in the event of an oversupply. Under full boost the cracker would feed the hydrogen tanks as fast as it could crack the water. The system used hydrogen faster than it used oxygen: in the event of prolonged boost, the Unity would have to vent oxygen, or risk fires from over-oxygenated air.
They inspected most of the laser cannon, the missile emplacements, the slipship bay at mid-starboard, with over two hundred slipships. It was the image that stayed with Trent, at the end of the day: row upon row upon row of the small needle-like craft, two dozen rows of five slipships, each slipship capable of carrying one Space Force pilot, or of being operated remotely, or of fighting under control of its onboard computer. Each slip carried laser cannon pointing fore and aft and was equipped to carry a single missile. The ships boosted fast and hot, burning monatomic hydrogen in a chemical reaction.
Trent looked at the missile mountings, and thought, Nukes. I bet anything they’re going to be nukes.
Over two hundred of them. There were some four thousand SpaceFarer ships scattered across the System ... but perhaps as few as a quarter of those SpaceFarer ships would stand a chance in a battle against a Unification slipship; the other three thousand would be plasma within minutes.
They moved on and looked over the troop carrier bay at mid-port, with its six troop carriers. They inspected the lifesystem, and the three Bridges, fore, center, and aft. They examined the sensor arrays, the radar and deep radar, the neutrino detectors, the telescopes and the optical holocams. They inspected the trauma center, the machine shop, and the barracks.
Everything was an odd mix of the sparkling new and items that had been installed almost a decade ago: the Unity had been under construction a very long time.
There was security everywhere, both visible holocams and Space Force guards. It was impossible to go from one deck to another without showing ID and undergoing a retinal scan. The same checks were performed at some, but not all, bulkheads, as they moved forward.
As sure as Trent was flipping bits there was security he could not see.
Near the torches the ship was not quite two kilometers tall; it sported one hundred and thirteen decks of unequal height. Some were only three or four meters tall; others scaled up fifty meters or more.
Bulkheads were spaced more evenly, one every seventy-five meters, down the seven kilometer length of the ship.
It reminded Trent of a spacescraper, laid temporarily on its side. Though the humans inhabiting it were random about their local vertical, depending on how recently they’d come from Earth, the ship itself had a local vertical: down was the direction toward the torches, up the direction toward the bridge. When the ship finally saw boost, it would be as if someone had attached fusion rockets to the world’s largest spacescraper.
Trent was thoroughly chilled by the time they were done – knowing the ship’s schematics was not the same thing as seeing the ship that had been built around those schematics. A big nuke, planted amidships, might break the ship in two, slow down the Unification’s construction of this ship ... but that was about it. And Trent doubted that even that would stop them; they’d just reassemble the ship and rebuild the parts that had been damaged.
He and Ken quit at 21:15. Ken assured Trent that he didn’t have to worry – if he worked hard all day Sunday, Trent would have some idea what was going on before he had to face the staff on Monday. “So you won’t look too silly. In the meantime,” Ken concluded, “you might as well lose a few games of chess at dinner.”
THEY PLAYED AT a coffee house that Ken favored, Highland Grounds. Yovia had described it during his interrogation; a lot of the Halfers who played chess, played it at Highland Grounds. It was located in a quarter gee donut out toward the Edge; it took Trent and Ken fifteen minutes by sled to get there.
Ken ordered a black cup of Folgers coffee, and Trent the Uncatchable, one of the best known coffee junkies in the System, in a coffee house filled with the smell of exotic Earth-grown coffees, ordered Eugene Yovia’s favorite black breakfast tea.
Trent tried hard not to despise Eugene Yovia, and his taste in women and drinks, as he sat in the quarter gee at Highland Grounds wearing Adam Selstrom’s face and sipping bitter black English tea without lemon out of a bulb.
Mostly he failed.
Ken withdrew a long, thin wallet out of his back pocket after they’d seated themselves at a small table on the upper level, overlooking the stage, and set up the board.
Ken unfolded and spread out on the table top a flat sheet of elderly paper.
“What’s that?”
Ken turned it around to show it to Trent. Two columns; at the top of the left column, in slightly shaky calligraphic handwriting, it said, Ken, The Grand, The Most High and Exalted Kicking-Butt Chess Champion.
The right hand column said, Crud.
Ken the Grand, Most High, etc., was beating Crud 32 games to 6.
“That’s me, on the left,” Ken said. “Over on the right –”
“Right.”
Trent won the first game on the thirty-eighth move.
“My game,” said Trent. He brought his rook up from C1 to C6, took the pawn protecting the black King. “Check.” The black Queen, sitting in row 6, had no choice; to get her King out of check, she had to take the rook, which would put her on the same diagonal with the white bishop, which would leave the black King sitting naked in the middle of the board –
“Want to play this out?”
Ken studied the board. “Nope ... you’ve gotten better, Gene.”
“At almost everything,” said Trent.
“I guess four years and three months is a long time, for you young fellows. I’ve got white this time, I guess I’ll whip you all over the board.”
He took fifty-eight moves to turn his one-move advantage into a win, Queening a pawn at fifty-three, checkmating Trent at fifty-eight. He sat back and studied the board when he was done. “You don’t play the way you used to, Gene. More careful like, and I don’t recall you using that King’s Indian defense before, either.” He paused and said quickly, “You sure you’re not playing out of your inskin?”
“Wouldn’t do that to you, Ken.”
Ken nodded reluctantly. “You’ve got a hell of a lot better, son.”
Trent grinned at him. “I still suck at dropball.”
“I guess that’s some consolation.”
Trent promptly lost the next four games, and put Ken in a substantially improved mood.
NEAR TWO A.M. Ken decided to call it a night. “Thirty-seven games to seven, I guess that’s a stopping point. Us old guys have to get our sleep. Or else we die.”
“You’ll probably outlive me,” said Trent.
Ken nodded. “That’s the way of it, isn’t it? Those of us with nothing to live for, live forever. Whereas you young folks with your hopes and dreams and desires, whammo! Usually that type gets snuffed at an early age. See you in the morning. We’ll go play some dropball.”
The man didn’t say good-bye; he just scooped his chess pieces into the bag he carried, rolled up the mat they’d been playing on, saluted Trent once, and walked out.
Trent waited until he had cycled through the airlock.
He got up and went down to the bar. The counterman was a husky young fellow about twenty, Samoan at a guess, dressed in what looked to be a hand-sewn black gown with a little matching black cap. “What’ll it be, chief?”
Trent looked at him. “You kno
w who I am?”
The counterman blinked. “I don’t think so. Should I?”
“Never mind. Small ‘c’, I get it. I’d like to try that ... what’s it called? Jamaican Blue? How about a bulb of that?”
“Cream? Sugar?”
“Black,” Trent assured him. “Black as death. Just to see if I like it.”
It was a foolish thing to do. Out of character for Eugene Yovia, to be sure –
Jesus and Harry, though. It was his birthday, and he hadn’t been whammoed yet.
ON SUNDAY, MARCH 10, 2080, Ken woke him early. “Get up!” he yelled through the door to Trent’s quarters. He banged on the door twice. “Up I say! Early bird gets the worm! Big fat juicy worms!”
It was 06:10.
Trent reminded himself that Ken and Yovia were friends; he was personally starting to hate the man.
They played one on one dropball in a chamber up on the hotel’s ten percent gee ring, for most of an hour, playing by ones to eleven. Trent lost every game. Yovia had clearly thought it the oddest request he’d been faced with during his interrogations, but he’d complied. Luna’s surface gravity of one sixth gee is, by a bit, too heavy for a good game of dropball: Trent’s people had boosted Yovia up off Luna, into orbit –
Where he had played dropball for two hours.
Trent had watched the holos. Yovia was a lousy player. He had no sense of timing, no shooting eye, had rotten ball control, and got faked into the popcorn machine with abysmal regularity.
The wins put Ken in a good mood. They sat together in the sauna afterward, letting the heat work the kinks out of them. “You keep this up, Gene, keep it up. We’ll work that fat off you yet.”
“If it doesn’t kill me.” The sweat poured down Trent; his right knee throbbed. “I’m completely out of practice.” It was true enough. Trent had rarely been out of condition in his life, but the last two months in low gravity, favoring his right knee, had taken its toll.
“Nah, this won’t kill you. This wouldn’t kill a Girl Scout! Tomorrow morning we’ll play again, and that’ll probably kill you. No loss, you don’t have anything to live for anyway, I ’spect.”
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