Mma Ramotswe raised a hand to stop him. "I am not that sort of person," she said. "I am going to tell them that the food you used was bad, but that you could not tell it. I am going to tell the brother that he should give you another job."
"He will not do that," said the cook. "I have asked him."
"But I am a woman," said Mma Ramotswe. "I know how to make men do things."
The cook smiled. "You are very kind, Mma."
"Too kind," said Mma Ramotswe, turning to go back towards the house. The sun was beginning to come up and the trees and the hills and the very earth were golden. It was a beautiful place to be, and she would have liked to have stayed. But now there was nothing more to do. She knew what she had to tell the Government Man and she might as well return to Gaborone to do it.
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
AN EXCELLENT TYPE OF GIRL
T HAD not been difficult to identify Motlamedi as unsuitable for the important office of Miss Beauty and Integrity. There were three further names on the list, though, and each of them would have to be interviewed for a judgement to be made. They might not be so transparent; it was rare for Mma Makutsi to feel sure about somebody on a first meeting, but there was no doubt in her mind that Motlamedi was, quite simply, a bad girl. This description was very specific; it had nothing to do with bad -women or bad ladies--they were quite different categories. Bad women were prostitutes; bad ladies were manipulative older ladies, usually married to older men, who interfered in the affairs of others for their own selfish ends. The expression bad girl, by contrast, referred to somebody who was usually rather younger (certainly under thirty) and whose interest was in having a good time. That was the essence of it, in fact-- a good time. Indeed there was a subcategory of bad girls, that
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of good-time girls. These were girls who were mainly to be found in bars with flashy men, having what appeared to be a good time. Some of these flashy men, of course, saw themselves as merely being one of the boys, which they thought gave them an excuse for all sorts of selfish behaviour. But not in Mma Makutsi's book.
At the other end of the spectrum, there were good girls. These were girls who worked hard and who were appreciated by their families. They were the ones who visited the elders; who looked after the smaller children, sitting for hours under a tree watching the children play; and who in due course trained to be nurses or, as in Mma Makutsi's case, undertook a general secretarial training at the Botswana Secretarial College. Unfortunately, these good girls, who carried half the world upon their shoulders, did not have much fun.
There was no doubt that Motlamedi was not a good girl, but was there any possibility, Mma Makutsi now glumly asked herself, that any of the others might prove to be much better? The difficulty was that good girls were unlikely to enter a beauty competition in the first place. It was, in general, not the sort of thing that good girls thought of doing. And if her pessimism were to prove justified, then what would she be able to say to Mr Pulani when he came to her for her report? It would not be very useful to say that all the girls were as bad as one another, that none of them was worthy of the title. That would be singularly unhelpful, and she suspected that she would not even be able to put in a fee note for that sort of information.
She sat in her car with the apprentice and looked despairingly at her list of names.
"Where to now?" asked the apprentice. His tone was surly,
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but only just so; he realised that she was, after all, still Acting Manager, and both he and his colleague had a healthy respect for this remarkable woman who had come to the garage and turned their working practices upside down.
Mma Makutsi sighed. "I have three girls to see," she said. "And I cannot decide which one to go to next."
The apprentice laughed. "I know a lot about girls," he said. "I could tell you."
Mma Makutsi cast a scornful glance in his direction. "You and your girls!" she said. "That's all you think of, isn't it? You and that lazy friend of yours. Girls, girls, girls..."
She stopped herself. Yes, he was an expert in girls--it was well-known--and Gaborone was not such a large place. There was a chance, probably quite a good chance, that he actually knew something about these girls. If they were bad girls, as they almost certainly were, or, more specifically, good-time girls, then he would probably have encountered them on his rounds of the bars. She signalled for him to draw over to the side of the road.
"Stop. Stop here. I want to show you this list."
The apprentice drew in and took the list from Mma Makutsi. As he read it, he broke into a smile.
"This is a fine list of girls!" he said enthusiastically. "These are some of the best girls in town. Or at least three of them are the best girls in town. Big girls, you know what I mean, big, excellent girls. These are girls that we boys are very appreciative of. We approve of these girls. Oh yes! Too much!"
Mma Makutsi's heart skipped a beat. Her intuition had been right; he had the answer to her quest and now all that she had to do was to coax it out of him.
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"So which girls do you know?" she asked. "Which are the three you know?"
The apprentice laughed. "This one here," he said. "This one who is called Makita. I know her. She is very good fun, and she laughs a lot, especially when you tickle her. Then this one, Gladys, my, my! Ow! One, two, three! And I also know this one here, this girl called Motlamedi, or rather my brother knows her. He says that she is a very clever girl who is a student at the university but she doesn't waste too much time on her books. Lots of brains, but also a very big bottom. She is more interested in being glamorous."
Mma Makutsi nodded. "I have just been speaking to that girl," she said. "Your brother is right about her. But what about that other girl, Patricia, the one who lives in Tlokweng? Do you know that girl?"
The apprentice shook his head. "She is an unknown girl that one," he said, adding quickly, "But I am sure that she is a very charming girl, too. You never know."
Mma Makutsi took the piece of paper away from him and tucked it into the pocket of her dress. "We are going to Tlokweng," she said. "I need to meet this Patricia."
They drove out to Tlokweng in silence. The apprentice appeared to be lost in thought--possibly thinking about the girls on the list--while Mma Makutsi was thinking about the apprentice. It was very unfair--but entirely typical of the injustice of the relations between the sexes--that there was no expression quite like good-time girl that could be applied to boys like this ridiculous apprentice. They were every bit as bad--if not worse--as the good-time girls themselves, but nobody seemed to blame them for it. Nobody spoke of bar boys, for example, and nobody would describe any male over
twelve as a bad boy. Women, as usual, were expected to behave better than men, and inevitably attracted criticism for doing things that men were licensed to do with impunity. It was not fair; it had never been fair, and it would probably never be fair in the future. Men would wriggle out of it somehow, even if you tied them up in a constitution. Men judges would find that the constitution really said something rather different from what was written on the page and interpret it in a favour of men. All people, both men and women, are entitled to equal treatment in the workplace became Women can get some jobs, but they cannot do certain jobs (for their own protection) as men will do these jobs better anyway.
Why did men behave like this? It had always been a mystery to Mma Makutsi although latterly she had begun to glimpse the makings of an explanation. She thought that it might have something to do with the way in which mothers treated their sons. If the mothers allowed the boys to think that they were special--and all mothers did that, as far as Mma Makutsi could make out--then that encouraged boys to develop attitudes which never left them. If young boys were allowed to think that women were there to look
after them, then they would continue to think this when they grew up--and they did. Mma Makutsi had seen so many examples of it that she could not imagine anybody seriously challenging the theory. This very apprentice was an example. She had seen his mother come to the garage once with a whole watermelon for her son and she had seen her cut it for him and give it to him in the way in which one would feed a small child. That mother should not be doing that; she should be encouraging her son to buy his own watermelons and cut them up himself. It was exactly this sort of treatment which made him so immature in
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his treatment of women. They were playthings to him; hewers of watermelon; eternal substitute mothers.
THEY ARRIVED at plot 2456, at the gate of the neat, mud-brown little house with its outhouse for the chickens and, unusually, two traditional grain bins at the back. The chicken food would be kept there, she thought; the sorghum grain that would be scattered each morning on the neatly swept yard, to be pecked at by the hungry birds on their release from the coop. It was obvious to Mma Makutsi that an older woman lived here, as only an older woman would take the trouble to keep the yard in such a traditional and careful way. She would be Patricia's grandmother, perhaps--one of those remarkable African women who worked and worked into her eighties, and beyond, and who were the very heart of the family.
The apprentice parked the car while Mma Makutsi made her way up the path that led to the house. She had called out, as was polite, but she thought that they had not heard her; now a woman appeared at the door, wiping her hands on a cloth and greeting her warmly.
Mma Makutsi explained her mission. She did not say that she was a journalist, as she had done on the visit to Mot-lamedi; it would have been wrong to do that here, in this traditional home, to the woman who had revealed herself to be Patricia's mother.
"I want to find out about the people in this competition," she said. "I have been asked to talk to them."
The woman nodded. "We can sit at the doorway," she said. "It is shady. I will call my daughter. That is her room there."
She pointed to a door at the side of the house. The green paint which had once covered it was peeling off and the hinges looked rusty. Although the yard appeared well kept, the house itself seemed to be in need of repair. There was not a great deal of money about, thought Mma Makutsi, and pondered, for a moment, what the cash prize for the eventually elected Miss Beauty and Integrity could mean in circumstances such as these. That prize was four thousand pula, and a voucher to spend in a clothing store. Not much of the money would be wasted, thought Mma Makutsi, noticing the frayed hem of the woman's skirt.
She sat down and took the mug of water which the woman had offered her.
"It is hot today," said the woman. "But there will be rain soon. I am sure of that."
"There will be rain," agreed Mma Makutsi. "We need the
ram.
"We do need it, Mma," said the woman. "This country always needs rain."
"You are right, Mma. Rain."
They were silent for a moment, thinking about rain. When there was no rain, you thought about it, hardly daring to hope for the miracle to begin. And when the rain came, all you could think about was how long it would last. God is crying. God is crying for this country. See, children, there are his tears. The rain is his tears. That is what the teacher at Bobonong had said one day, when she was young, and she had remembered her words.
"Here is my daughter."
Mma Makutsi looked up. Patricia had appeared silently and was standing before her. She smiled at the younger woman,
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who dropped her eyes and gave a slight curtsey. / am not that old! thought Mma Makutsi, but she was impressed by the gesture.
"You can sit down," said her mother. "This lady wants to talk to you about the beauty competition."
Patricia nodded. "I am very excited about it, Mma. I know that I won't win, but I am still very excited."
Don't be too sure about that, thought Mma Makutsi, but did not say anything.
"Her aunt has made her a very nice dress for the competition," said the mother. "She has spent a lot of money on it and it is very fine material. It is a very good dress."
"But the other girls will be more beautiful," said Patricia. "They are very smart girls. They live in Gaborone. There is even one who is a student at the university. She is a very clever girl that one."
And bad, thought Mma Makutsi.
"You must not think that you will lose," interjected the mother. "That is not the way to go into a competition. If you think that you will lose, then you will never win. What if Seretse Khama had said: We will never get anywhere. Then where would Botswana be today? Where would it be?"
Mma Makutsi nodded her agreement. "That is no way to set out," she said. "You must think: I can win. Then you may win. You never know."
Patricia smiled. "You are right. I shall try to be more determined. I shall do my best."
"Good," said Mma Makutsi. "Now tell me, what would you like to do with your life?"
There was a silence. Both Mma Makutsi and the mother looked expectantly at Patricia.
"I would like to go to the Botswana Secretarial College," replied Patricia.
Mma Makutsi looked at her, watching her eyes. She was not lying. This was a wonderful girl, a truthful girl, one of the finest girls in Botswana, quite beyond any doubt.
"That is a very fine college," she said. "I am a graduate of it myself." She paused, and then decided to go ahead. "In fact, I got 97 percent there."
Patricia sucked in her breath. "Ow! That is a very high mark, Mma. You must be very clever."
Mma Makutsi laughed dismissively. "Oh no, I worked hard. That was all."
"But it is very good," said Patricia. "You are very lucky, Mma, to be pretty and clever too."
Mma Makutsi was at a loss for words. She had not been called pretty before, or not by a stranger. Her aunts had said that she should try to make something of what looks she had, and her mother had made a similar remark; but nobody had called her pretty, except this young woman, still in her late teens, who was herself so obviously pretty.
"You are very kind," she said.
"She is a kind girl," said the mother. "She has always been a kind girl."
Mma Makutsi smiled. "Good," she said. "And do you know something? I think that she has a very good chance of winning that competition. In fact, I am sure that she is going to win. I am sure of it."
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MA RAMOTSWE returned to Gaborone on the morning of her conversation with the cook. There had been further conversations --prolonged in one case--with other members of the household. She had talked to the new wife, who had listened gravely, and had hung her head. She had spoken to the old woman, who had been proud at first, and unbending, but who had eventually acknowledged the truth of what Mma Ramotswe had told her and had agreed with her in the end. And then she had confronted the brother, who had stared at her open-mouthed, but who had taken his cue from his mother, who had intruded into the conversation and told him sharply where his duty lay. At the end of it Mma Ramotswe felt raw; she had taken such risks, but her intuition had proved her correct and her strategy had paid off. There was only one more person to speak to now, and that person was back in Gaborone and he, she feared, might not be so easy.
The drive back was a pleasant one. The previous day's rains had already had an effect and there was a tinge of green across the land. In one or two places, there were puddles of water in which the sky was reflected in patches of silver blue. And the dust had been laid, which was perhaps most refreshing of all; tha
t omnipresent, fine dust that towards the end of the dry season would get everywhere, clogging everything up and making one's clothes stiff and uncomfortable.
She drove straight back to Zebra Drive, where the children greeted her excitedly, the boy rushing round the tiny white van with whoops of delight and the girl propelling her wheelchair out onto the drive to meet her. And in the kitchen window, staring out at her, the face of Rose, her maid, who had looked after the children over her brief absence.
Rose made tea while Mma Ramotswe heard the children tell her of what had happened at school. There had been a competition and a classmate had won a prize of a fifty pula book token. One of the teachers had broken his arm and had appeared with the injured limb in a sling. A girl in one of the junior classes had eaten a whole tube of toothpaste and had been sick, which was only to be expected, was it not?
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