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Seducing Mrs. Robinson

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by Rachel Van Dyken


  Mine. She was mine.

  Finally.

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  Each featuring a different member of the Pleasure Ponies!

  Knox, Leo, Finn, and Slater are waiting, and they aren't patient men.

  CO-ED

  Four guys.

  Constant moaning.

  And a revolving door across the college suite I somehow ended up in because my first name is Shawn.

  They don't discriminate. Girls. Guys. Grandmas. Plants (okay maybe not plants) all walks of life stroll in stressed to the brim, and leave so satisfied I'm wondering what sort of talents lie behind that door.

  My roommate calls them the Pleasure Ponies.

  But the rest of the college campus?

  They just call them the new face of Wingmen Inc. A paid for relationship service that makes big promises.

  Breakup? They'll glue you back together again.

  Depressed? They have the magic pill.

  Lonely? Just spend a few minutes while they rub you down and you'll forget all about it.

  And broken hearts? Well, that's their specialty. They'll fix you.

  For a price…

  I swore I wouldn't get involved.

  But apparently, they like a challenge, and a girl who doesn't put up with their BS is basically like waving a red flag in front of a bull.

  They. All. Charged.

  But one holds my attention above the rest.

  Knox Tate looks like a Viking — and getting pillaged is starting to look more appealing by the day. Though he's hiding something — all of them are. And the closer I get. The more I realize that some things are left better in the past.

  Welcome to the new face of Wingmen Inc — You're welcome.

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  SEDUCING MRS. ROBINSON

  We've all been there, some more than others, you know what I'm talking about, where you have the hots for the new business teacher.

  I was one hundred percent that guy. I shamelessly flirted with her my senior year, only earning her irritation more and more. On graduation, I stood up to her husband after he got violent, and I'll never forget the look in her eyes when she told me it wasn't my place.

  Fast forward to my senior year of college and what do you know, the new adjunct professor is the one and only Mrs. Robinson, she's eight years older than me and smoking hot. Did I mention divorced?

  She looks at me like I'm trouble, and I'm only happy to deliver on that promise. I'm going to show her how a real man treats a woman and use every weapon in my Pleasure Pony arsenal to do it.

  Go big or go home.

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  AVOIDING TEMPTATION

  I hit on her first.

  Realized she was my best friend Finn's little sister second.

  And got a bloody nose third — compliments of Finn after he watched me nearly score with the new underclassman.

  After all I did have a reputation on campus, word on the street was that a girl could orgasm within one minute just watching me eat Lucky Charms.

  You can't make this stuff up — even though it was at least four minutes and included outside circumstances. Ahem, I digress.

  Point is, not only did I earn the attention of the worst sort of girl for me — my best friend's only sibling — but now she's out to seduce me.

  Me! One of the most famous Pleasure Ponies of them all!

  I can't shower — she follows me to the bathroom. Literally.

  I can't sleep — Lucky me, she lives in the same dorm.

  And I can't focus on anything except for her taunting eyes every single time something goes her way.

  I want her, but I don't want her to know I want her, and I definitely don't want to die before graduation, which is looking more and more likely considering we can't keep our hands off each other.

  Something's gotta give, and I have an inkling I should probably start writing my eulogy now because that something is probably going to be me.

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  THE SETUP

  The first day she was sitting by herself — I felt sorry for her. After all, it couldn't be easy wrangling all the testosterone at Wingman Inc as one of the only female office managers.

  The second day she literally counted her carrots during break — she had seven by the way, right along with seven sips of her drink in between taking seven tiny little bites of the first carrot.

  Now I'm not one to brag, or maybe I am, but math and science fascinate me, so do problems. And this woman screamed puzzle from the way she ducked her head every time anyone looked at her, to the way she counted food and tapped the table when she didn't think anyone was watching.

  I'd like to think I took pity on her that day when, in fact, she was the one that took pity on me and asked if I needed a friend. She assumed I had a learning disability since I'd been staring so damn hard.

  Things would have ended there, except, my bosses need someone to test the new Wingman App and since I was the only single guy on the floor — I was nominated, right along with the only single woman, the same one who thinks I need to use my fingers to count.

  Apparently rumors of my sexcapades throughout college reached even her ears, because she wants nothing to do with me, which makes beta testing a bitch. I have thirty days to win her over and prove myself to my bosses.

  One thing's for certain, I'm going to have to buy a hell of a lot of carrots.

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  THE MATCHMAKER’S PLAYBOOK

  Wingman rule number one: don’t fall for a client.

  After a career-ending accident, former NFL recruit Ian Hunter is back on campus—and he’s ready to get his new game on. As one of the masterminds behind Wingmen, Inc., a successful and secretive word-of-mouth dating service, he’s putting his extensive skills with women to work for the lovelorn. But when Blake Olson requests the services of Wingmen, Inc., Ian may have landed his most hopeless client yet.

  From her frumpy athletic gear to her unfortunate choice of footwear, Blake is going to need a miracle if she wants to land her crush. At least with a professional matchmaker by her side she has a fighting chance. Ian knows that his advice and a makeover can turn Blake into another successful match. But as Blake begins the transformation from hot mess to smokin’ hot, Ian realizes he’s in danger of breaking his cardinal rule…

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  THE MATCHMAKER’S REPLACEMENT

  Wingman rule number two: never reveal how much you want them.

  Lex hates Gabi. Gabi hates Lex. But, hey, at least the hate is mutual, right? All Lex has to do is survive the next few weeks training Gabi in all the ways of Wingmen Inc. and then he can be done with her. But now that they have to work together, the sexual tension and fighting is off the charts. He isn’t sure if he wants to strangle her or throw her against the nearest sturdy table and have his way with her.

  But Gabi has a secret, something she’s keeping from not just her best friend bu
t her nemesis too. Lines are blurred as Lex becomes less the villain she’s always painted him to be…and starts turning into something more. Gabi has always hated the way she’s been just a little bit attracted to him—no computer-science major should have that nice of a body or look that good in glasses—but “Lex Luthor” is an evil womanizer. He’s dangerous. Gabi should stay far, far away.

  Then again, she’s always wanted a little danger.

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  Acknowledgments

  I’m always so thankful to God that I’m able to do what I love.

  To my incredible readers I’m sorry I made you wait a whole year but now you have all three stories! Keep reading for the link to Slaters story.

  As always thank you to my awesome team, and if you liked the books feel free to review, if you hated them, we still love you!

  Come hang out with us at Rachels New Rockin Readers on facebook and as always follow me on insta @RachVD.

  Be looking for my next release Fashion Jungle, coming soon with my writing partner Kathy Ireland!

  About The Author

  Rachel Van Dyken is the #1 New York Times Bestselling, Wall Street Journal, and USA Today bestselling author of over 80 books ranging from contemporary romance to paranormal. With over four million copies sold, she's been featured in Forbes, US Weekly, and USA Today. Her books have been translated in more than 15 countries. She was one of the first romance authors to have a Kindle in Motion book through Amazon publishing and continues to strive to be on the cutting edge of the reader experience. She keeps her home in the Pacific Northwest with her husband, adorable son, naked cat, and two dogs. For more information about her books and upcoming events, visit www.RachelVanDykenauthor.com.

  Also By Rachel Van Dyken

  Kathy Ireland & Rachel Van Dyken

  Fashion Jungle

  Eagle Elite

  Elite

  Elect

  Entice

  Elicit

  Bang Bang

  Enforce

  Ember

  Elude

  Empire

  Enrage

  Eulogy

  Exposed

  Envy

  Elite Bratva Brotherhood

  RIP

  Debase

  The Bet Series

  The Bet

  The Wager

  The Dare

  Seaside Series

  Tear

  Pull

  Shatter

  Forever

  Fall

  Strung

  Eternal

  Seaside Pictures

  Capture

  Keep

  Steal

  All Stars Fall

  Abandon

  Provoke

  Waltzing With The Wallflower

  Waltzing with the Wallflower

  Beguiling Bridget

  Taming Wilde

  Ruin Series

  Ruin

  Toxic

  Fearless

  Shame

  The Consequence Series

  The Consequence of Loving Colton

  The Consequence of Revenge

  The Consequence of Seduction

  The Consequence of Rejection

  The Dark Ones Series

  The Dark Ones

  Untouchable Darkness

  Dark Surrender

  Darkest Temptation

  Darkest Sinner

  Wingmen Inc.

  The Matchmaker’s Playbook

  The Matchmaker’s Replacement

  The Bachelors of Arizona

  The Bachelor Auction

  The Playboy Bachelor

  The Bachelor Contract

  Curious Liaisons

  Cheater

  Cheater’s Regret

  Players Game

  Fraternize

  Infraction

  M.V.P.

  Liars, Inc

  Dirty Exes

  Dangerous Exes

  Cruel Summer

  Summer Heat

  Summer Seduction

  Summer Nights

  Red Card

  Risky Play

  Kickin’ It

  Covet

  Stealing Her

  Finding Him

  Bro Code

  Co-Ed

  Seducing Mrs. Robinson

  Avoiding Temptation

  The Setup

  London Fairy Tales

  Upon a Midnight Dream

  Whispered Music

  The Wolf's Pursuit

  When Ash Falls

  Renwick House

  The Ugly Duckling Debutante

  The Seduction of Sebastian St. James

  The Redemption of Lord Rawlings

  An Unlikely Alliance

  The Devil Duke Takes a Bride

  Other Titles

  The Parting Gift

  Compromising Kessen

  Savage Winter

  Divine Uprising

  Every Girl Does It

  A Crown for Christmas

  www.rachelvandykenauthor.com

 

 

 


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