by Martin Limon
At the end of the long block, two more policemen trotted into the intersection, apparently having been attracted by their comrade’s frantic whistle. I stopped for a moment and for the first time looked back. The policeman who had been following me was hopping up and down, straining to see past the jumbled stalls and milling crowds on the market roadway.
The police on both ends of the roadway started to close in. There was a small alleyway between a produce stall and a fish market. I ran down it and, as if to illustrate a point out of the CID training manual, it was a dead-end.
There was an eight-foot-high brick wall at the end and no doors on the tall buildings on either side. I ran for the wall and spotted a wooden crate at its base. I hit the crate running and bounded up, pulling myself up with my hands and kicking my right foot over the wall. It’s amazing how much more acrobatic a person can become with a little incentive.
I stayed up on top of the wall for a couple of seconds, looking at the shards of glass under my hands and my legs. With a sick feeling, I rolled over, onto the far side of the wall, and fell-crashing-into a bush below.
It was somebody’s back yard. A little fluffy white dog was barking his head off. I got up, moved away from the wall, and saw a gate. The dog bared his teeth and growled. I was in no mood to play with him and I think he could tell. He backed off.
Someone slid their door open and light spilled out into the small courtyard. A man in pajama bottoms and a sleeveless T-shirt gazed out the door. I waved and smiled and stepped through the gate out into a quiet residential street.
I decided not to wave anymore. Blood was running down my wrist.
I started running again but when I got back out to the large streets, there were too many pedestrians to go fast, so I slowed to a walk. I didn’t want to attract too much attention to myself. The whistles were growing fainter behind me. I kept moving.
I checked my hands. The right was okay but the left had a pretty nasty cut. The flow of blood had slowed, no artery had been hit, but it was still pretty messy. I figured I’d need seven or eight stitches and I’d have a scar to jog my memory about this evening for the rest of my life-although I doubted I’d need the prompting.
I take long strides when I’m in a hurry, and I can walk as fast as some people can run, at least for sustained distances. I would stay off the main roads, if I could. If I ran into any police, they would most likely be walking patrols and I’d have a better chance. Then again, there would be fewer civilians to run interference for me.
I came to the MSR and the pedestrian traffic increased. The Koreans are an industrious people. Many of them were just coming home from work although it must have been past seven in the evening. Carts and trucks and vendors and people on urgent missions were everywhere. The Korean workday had not yet wound down.
I tried to hide my bloody hand by keeping it stiffly at my side. That probably just made it more conspicuous. I trotted across the street at a corner. That wasn’t unusual. Everyone had to run to avoid getting hit by the speeding traffic. I disappeared down another alley. At empty lots or any break in the crowded skyline, I could see the lights of the helicopter compound that sat just about a half mile from the post. Then a chopper dropping lazily to land.
I picked up a handful of snow and wiped off the blood. A walking patrol approached at a stoplight and I held my breath. There were two MPs in the patrol, one American and the other ROK Army, and a Korean National Policeman. But they weren’t looking for me, they were just on routine patrol.
“Just part of the scenery,” I said to myself when they had passed.
The sweat was beginning to dry on my body and I shuddered from the cold. I was still in Korea.
My hand had stopped bleeding as long as I didn’t move it. It was beginning to ache, a steady throb of pain running up my arm. No blood dripped down my pants legs. My shins must have been only scratched but I didn’t have time to stop and take a look.
When I reached the walls of a factory compound I had no choice but to come out onto the main road. I put my hands in my jacket pockets and walked casually but with long strides down the road. There were Korean shops and restaurants blaring out their advertisements with music and light on either side of the traffic-clogged street. It was a long straightaway.
At first everything was written in Korean but gradually more and more signs appeared in English. CHICKEN HOUSE, DRAFT BEER, THE MANHATTAN TAILOR SHOP-all the things to entice a young GI into their places of business. I just wanted to make it to the bar district and blend into the crowd of off-duty soldiers.
Up ahead four streets ran off at odd angles. I took the road to the right. A half mile along, I hit downtown Itaewon.
The first thing I did was stop for a beer.
No one noticed me as I walked in despite my disheveled appearance. Huge, unkempt GIs were the norm around here. I walked past the pool players and the girls displaying their legs and bosoms at the cocktail tables to the one open seat at the bar. The attractive young barmaid poured the beer into a frosted mug. I made some inane but pleasant remark and tilted the mug to my lips, pushing past the white froth to the life-restoring fluid beneath. It was cold and wonderful.
The barmaid thought she knew me but she wasn’t sure. She decided to play it safe and confided in me that she was on the rag, “men-suh,” she called it, and that was why she had to work behind the bar tonight. I patted her hand gently with my one good one and assured her that I understood. She took another long look at me, I think realizing that I wasn’t the guy she thought I was, and then shrugged and walked away.
The place was bright and bubbled with music and colored lights that flashed and bounced off the walls at crazy, repetitive angles. I felt like I was in a pinball machine.
It was only a one-room club, bar along the back wall, the latrine to the right, and a door to a flight of stairs, apparently to the girls’ rooms upstairs.
Besides the adolescent ambiance, the club’s other attraction was the girls. Taking their cue from the decor, they were dressed like a bunch of wild women: miniskirts, hot pants, halter tops, see-through blouses all surrounded by nyloned legs below and flamboyant, explosive hairdos above.
The music punched at my eardrums and the beer was served in frosted mugs. What more could anyone ask? I was starting to feel good again. Ernie would probably put this place off-limits. Not cave-like enough for him.
One of the girls approached me and I let her and before long she was massaging the knotted muscles of my neck and cooing to me about going upstairs. I had another beer and reveled in the attention. Her short blouse hung loosely over her pert breasts and stopped short of her midriff. She swiveled me around on the bar stool, turned herself around, and pushed her butt as close as she could get it. She looked triumphantly around the club, with a little half smile on her face, all the while wiggling her can up against her trophy. Then she took my good hand and placed it underneath her blouse. She wasn’t wearing a brassiere.
The MP patrol walked in just then.
The patrol was composed of law officers from three jurisdictions. Their job was to police the bars and the red-light districts near the U.S. Army bases, to make sure Korean-American relations didn’t get out of hand.
The young ROK Army MP struggled valiantly to keep the disgust he felt from crawling onto his face. It wasn’t working. The American MP adjusted his shiny helmet and shifted his hands from his pistol belt to his holster, then back to his pistol belt again.
One of the girls scurried up to him and thrust out her hips. “Hi, Freddy,” she said. “What time you gonna catch me tonight?”
Birdlike hoots rose from the gaggle of girls. The MP’s face flushed and the lower half of his face grinned while his eyes darted around. He walked around the girl, leaving his Korean partner to stand guard, while he checked inside the bathroom. Standard procedure.
The one I was worried about was the KNP, a man older than the two MPs. He was a seasoned veteran of the Korean National Police. He ignored the antics
of the girls and seemed to be searching for something. I stifled the urge to run. and turned against the bar to hide the blood on the side of my jacket. As I did, I pulled my newfound paramour along, my hand pushing even further up into her blouse. I grabbed both her breasts with one hand. She giggled and bounced compliantly until she had resituated herself in my lap. I started kissing her neck. She laughed, grabbed hold of my forearm and pressed my groping palm even more firmly against her.
I kept my blood-soaked left hand deep inside my jacket. The KNP made a slow circle around the club, looking closely at all the GIs. I whispered in my girl’s ear, “We most tick go short time, can do?”
She leaned back a little and turned her head slightly. “No sweat,” she said. “Can do easy.”
The KNP was watching us now.
I whispered again, “How much money mama-san need?”
‘Ten dollar, can do.” She reached back and grabbed my joint.
‘Ten dollar too much,” I said. The KNP loomed over us. We ignored him.
‘Ten dollar skosbi money.” She let go of my privates and held up her hand, thumb and forefinger held parallel about a quarter-inch apart, to indicate how little money ten dollars really was. And then she said, ”Number bana short time. Everything can do.”
I said, “Five dollars.”
The KNP walked away.
“Aigu!” She slapped me on the thigh. “Whatsamatta you? You Cheap Charlie?”
“Tone oopso,” I said. No money.
She looked at me like I was out of my mind, yanked my hand from under her blouse, and threw it down so hard it banged against the side of the bar. Her little buns quivered as she clatterd across the club on her three-inch-high heels.
The MP patrol was on its way out, but before the swinging door could shut completely, I saw the KNP look back at me. I swiveled around on the bar stool and watched him in the large mirror behind the bar.
They were gone. My former girlfriend was sitting on a chair, her arms crossed over her small bosom, nylon-sheathed legs balanced one over the other. She was talking indignantly to her friends, occasionally shooting a withering look my way. I finished my beer and crossed to the latrine.
There was only a commode and a small sink clinging to the wall. The mirror had been torn off ages ago. I took off my jacket, placed it atop the commode, and tried to turn on the water faucet. All I got was a dry hiss. I turned back to the commode. The water looked clean. What the hell.
I flushed the commode and, when it refilled, I leaned down and washed my bloody hand. The blood was caked over the torn areas but there didn’t seem to be any glass inside. As I washed, the wound started to bleed a little. I let it drain and continued to ladle water until the contents of the little toilet turned the color of beets.
A blast of music hit me, followed by cold air, as a GI walked in.
He stood at the door with his mouth open.
I looked up and smiled. “I’ll be finished in just a minute,” I said.
He backed out of the room and shut the door.
I flushed the toilet again and rinsed off the hand one last time. When I had finished, I stood there letting it drip dry. There were no towels.
I managed to get my comb out of my left hip pocket with my right hand and ran it a few times through my short hair. Then I flushed the toilet once more and rubbed a splash of the fresh water on my face. What with the beer and a little freshening up, I was starting to feel okay again.
My hand was dry and no longer bled. It looked a little bit better. I still needed an aid station and some stitches, but I wasn’t anxious to go on an Army compound at the moment.
Carefully, I put my jacket back on and tucked in my shirt. When I turned to check myself in the mirror all I saw was a blank wall.
Back in the club, my girl was still sitting in the same chair, same position, and still pouting. I winked at her and gave her a big smile on the way out. She turned her head and gave a little snort.
There were business girls and GIs and neon lights and little old ladies in front of wooden pushcarts full of snacks and gum and sundry items, but no patrol visible anywhere on the street. I turned away from the large street and headed toward the darkened alleys.
A vehicle pulled up next to me and stopped just a few inches in front of my feet. It was an MP jeep and the youthful corporal in the driver’s seat leaned over toward me across the passenger seat.
“Yo, Sarge. We been looking all over for you. Get in. I got to take you over to HQ.”
I hesitated.
“Come on now,” he said. “I know it’s you. I saw you over at the Officers’ Club the night the general got kicked in the nuts.”
I looked at him and shrugged and got in.
He popped the clutch and took off down a narrow alley.
‘They been expecting you to come in on your own,” he said. ”Everybody sort of assumed that you’d report in to somebody and get in touch with your unit.” He had to slam on the brakes for a turn and then he squealed into the next alley.
He looked at me but I didn’t say anything.
“Well,” he continued, “whether you knew it or not, they were getting sort of worried, what with you continuing some investigation and all. Just stirring up a bucket of night soil that didn’t need to get stirred up.” He smiled again. “You know what I mean?”
We had come to a virtual standstill in the narrow alley behind two old women carrying huge bundles of laundry atop their heads. We were in back of one of the rock and roll clubs and a few of the girls were looking out the windows.
One of them squealed suddenly and waved and yelled at the top of her high-pitched lungs.
“Jerry!” she yelled.
She disappeared from the window and in seconds she had scampered down the stairs and was practically inside the jeep throwing her arms around the neck of the young corporal. He was laughing and trying to get her off and he brought the jeep to a halt.
“Jerry,” the girl said, “why you no come? I wait for you taaksan long time.” She pouted and then started to kiss him again. A bunch of the other girls had gathered around the jeep and they were laughing and some of them were makeing eyes at me.
“Now, now, Oki,” Jerry said. “You know I been taaksan busy.” He was laughing and trying to get her arms from around his neck. “But Jerry’s got to work now. I got to take this feller back to HQ.”
Her face was a portrait of cherubic disappointment. “You come tonight Jerry? See Oki?”
“Sure, sure,” Jerry said. Still laughing, he disentangled himself from Oki’s grasping arms.
He started the jeep back up, threw Oki a kiss, and we moved slowly forward again down the alleyway. The girls shouted and vamped and waved behind us.
“Jerry,” I asked, “am I under arrest?”
“Huh?” He was still disoriented from his recent encounter. “No. Oh, no. They just told me to find you, make sure you knew that your investigation was cancelled, and bring you into HQ. I’ve been out all night.”
“Well, Jerry, I’d like to ask you a favor-for you to tell HQ that you never found me.”
“Oh no. I couldn’t do that.”
“But instead I’m going to do you a favor.”
“Huh?”
“You see, Jerry, being CID, I’m what you might call an expert liar. And it would be easy for me to tell your people about that MP jeep I found behind the Rock and Roll Club, and how when I went to investigate I found a certain young MP, who was supposed to be on duty, in flagrante with a certain young lady named Oki, catching a short-time on duty. That’s strictly a no-no, Jerry.”
“Hey!” The young man jerked his head toward me. “What’s with you? That never happened.”
“And it doesn’t ever have to happen, Jerry,” I said soothingly. “If you just tell ’em that you never saw me. Ignorance is bliss, Jer, but getting laid on duty… with an unsecured jeep out back-”
“Hey! You wouldn’t do that, would you?”
I just looked at him.
I said, “You-all have a nice day now, ya hear?”
Jerry gave me a big smile and waved, popped the clutch, and zoomed away.
I leaned against a wall for a moment, trembling, then turned down an alley. In a few blocks I was in a residential area again. There were older children, some with packs, heading purposefully toward home.
The number of clubs and GIs faded. I was getting a little lost but finally came out onto a larger road and saw a neon sign: the Rose Club. I trotted out into the traffic and dodged the careening kimchi cabs. Just as I got past the glare of the Rose Club’s neon, two white Korean National Police jeeps pulled up to a screeching halt out front. Policemen jumped out of the first and the other jeep pulled up alongside. I heard shouted instructions but couldn’t make them out, and then the second jeep peeled off down the road.
A small neon sign up ahead had an arrow pointing down a narrow alley. The sign said “THE KEY CLUB.” Some of the KNPs looked over the GIs walking into and out of the Rose Club but they didn’t go into the club itself. It was an unwritten law-KNPs didn’t go into GI clubs without MPs along with them.
Two of the policemen had left the group and were coming in my direction, trotting. As soon as I got into the shadows of the narrow alley, I ran. The surface of the alleyway was uneven and I had to be careful not to twist my ankle. The alley wound around at weird angles and then took a sharp left. I was in front of the brightly lit back door of the Key Club and slowed to a walk to get my breath back before entering.
Something leapt out of the shadows and grabbed me.
“Jesus!”
“Yoboseiyo,” it said. A young girl. She couldn’t have been over eighteen, heavily made-up with mascara and powder, and rouge rubbed all over her cherubic face.
“You wanna catch me?” she said. She wrapped her arms around my elbow and bicep. Bleary-eyed, eyelids half closed, she waited for her answer.
“No,” I said and pulled away. “I go Key Club.” She stumbled after me but kept her grip on my arm.
