He left them, still yammering away at each other, slinking red-faced and feeling like the veriest perfect fool, as he threaded his way through the circus folk.
He could not help looking back, though, when he attained the draperies, to see the father leading Eudoxia away by her elbow, and she turned her head to watch him leave… for one last sight of him? She gave Lewrie a large-ish shrug as if to say, "Well, what can we do?" yet… a second later, began to grin, her mercurial, minx-like impishness returning. She pursed her lips for a distant kiss!
Well, Lewrie thought, lustily stunned past dread; or close to it, anyway; Well well, well well, hmmm!
CHAPTER FIFTEEN
To where might they run, Sir Tobias?" Capt. Graves of Horatius asked with a weary note to his gravelly voice after listening to Capt. Treghues expound on why he had decided not to allow shore liberty for their hands, now that they were snugly anchored in James's Valley harbour, at the East India company entrepot of St. Helena.
"Why, aboard an East Indiaman for the better pay, sir," Treghues rejoined in his best "tutor's" voice, as if speaking to a student with all the tired patience required to get through a dull scholar's skull. "Most especially, aboard a home-bound Indiaman, so they may jump ship in England, and desert their bounden duty to the Navy!"
"All of which, sir, anchor here in James's Valley harbour, for the very good reason that the only other possible anchorage where any ship of worth or deep draught may come-to is Rupert's Valley, which is totally uninhabited… for the very good reason that there is not a drop of fresh water to be had, there, sir," Capt. Graves belaboured. "In this anchorage, Sir Tobias, any seaman who takes 'leg bail' could easily be restored to duty by the very simple task of enquiring of, and going aboard to search, any Indiaman before it sails."
Capt. Graves (no kin to the influential Royal Navy Graveses) exhibited reasonably great patience, himself, and, for a tarry-handed and direct sort of old salt phrased his rebuttal slowly, borrowing a formal choice of words usually alien to his nature, Lewrie was pretty sure… but a volcanic simmering was just below the surface.
"Then we could flog them blind, as an example to the others," Capt. Philpott of HMS Stag added, almost tongue-in-cheek.
"The island is thinly settled, Captain Graves," Treghues said, with a thin-lipped aspersion. "All they'd have to do is scamper into the hills, live off the land for a few weeks to wait us out, then come down and sign aboard an India-man."
"The island's thinly settled, sir," Capt. Graves quickly said, "for another very good reason. Compared to Saint Helena, the Scottish Highlands are as lush as Tahiti! Can't farm hills this steep, except for this valley, so there's nought to steal and eat. Every resident of this bleak rock's a member of the militia, and bored to tears, most-like. Raise the hue and cry, and they'd run 'em down in a Dog Watch! And enjoy the adventure, to boot, sir!"
"Then 'John Company,' or the garrison of the forts, gives them their floggings, and holds them in gaol 'til the next warship arrives, sir," Capt. Philpott stuck in, again. "Pity."
Treghues snapped his head about to glare his displeasure at such a waggish comment, but found Philpott's phyz composed in a wide-eyed, benign expression which expression made Lewrie hide a grin with his fist to his mouth, and stifle a snort of amusement. Treghues swivelled about to bestow upon him an even sterner glare.
"You said something cogent, Captain Lewrie?" Treghues snapped. "Is there a notion you wished to contribute, sir?"
"Erm… only that I am quite in agreement with Captain Graves, and Captain Philpott, Sir Tobias," Lewrie declared. "Though I've not called here before, it seems evident that there's nothing upon which a deserter might victual, outside this little one-street village, and no place where any such might even find shelter. No trees to cut down to make a crude lean-to, to get out of the incessant winds. There are no beaches from which to fish. With only four hundred or so soldiers in the garrison, not over a thousand residents all-told, unemployed tars would stick out like sore thumbs, and be taken up right-promptly."
"A sailor intent to run would take any risk, Captain Lewrie," Treghues countered with an impatient wave of his hand. "The fools."
"Though, may I point out, Sir Tobias," Capt. Philpott eagerly added to Lewrie's remarks, finding a willing ally, "that sailors who were not allowed ashore in England before our departure, kept aboard at Recife, kept aboard here at Saint Helena, possibly denied liberty ashore at Cape Town, too, might be more eager to desert than sailors given a slight bit of free time, of leisure ashore… of trust, sir."
"Oh, rot, sir!" Treghues sneered, all but rolling his eyes in scorn. "Your average English tar is a drunken, ignorant, and irksome lout who'd sink into sloth, crime, and alcoholic stupors given the opportunity, Captain Philpott. Without continual watchfulness, without unending discipline to rein in their baser desires, they'd run riot in a twinkling! Oh, I'll grant you, there are some honest volunteers who look to improve themselves, some men pressed under dubious legalities who come aboard imbued with sobriety and industriousness as a result of their former civilian employments, but…" Treghues waved away as if the situation was hopeless, and would always be so.
HMS Grafton, so they had all learned on their long voyage, was a "taut" ship. Lewrie didn't remember Treghues being quite so strict during the American Revolution, perhaps because old HMS Desperate had been a much smaller ship, with a smaller, more familiar crew. He had always stated that "a taut ship was a happy ship," though how Capt. Treghues translated that to his present crew was reputed to be harsher. Then again, Treghues had been younger and full of promise, and hadn't spent so many years idling ashore on half-pay, either. Nor had he wed such a dour termagant of such a bleakly forbidding nature.
"But two whole days 'Out of Discipline' since departing England, Sir Tobias," Capt. Graves cautiously pressed. " 'Gainst currents, and winds to here as long a voyage as it took to fetch Recife, with perhaps better than a month more 'til we break passage at Cape Town, assuming we even do… liberty here at Saint Helena is the least we may do for them. Do they face the prospect of an unbroken voyage all the way to Bombay, to Canton in China, well… compared to those ports, liberty granted here is safest of all, sir!"
That's why there were two ships of the line in the escort; once past Cape Town and Madagascar in the Indian Ocean, some of their trade would head for Bombay, some would bend their course for the Strait of Malacca, and China, with a two-decker 74 for escort. Treghues would choose which duty HMS Horatius might perform, which half he'd escort onwards in Grafton.
"Jack Ass Point, and the foreign factors' compound at Canton, sir," Lewrie said, "I have been there. No risk of desertion, there, since the Chinese lop the heads off 'red-haired foreign devils' when they get into their part of the city-"
"I was not aware you took merchant service, Lewrie," Treghues interrupted, sounding as if involvement with "trade," or its nautical assistance in a civilian capacity, was rather sordid.
"Wasn't merchant service, sir," Lewrie responded with a smile. "Some secret work for the Foreign Office aboard a false trader, armed and crewed by the Navy. Bombay, too, sir. Well, my experience was in Calcutta, up the Hooghly, but… there's nowhere for English tars to run among the Hindoos, either. Not for long, if they don't speak a word of the language, sir. Ports in India might not be walled off from the local population like Canton is, but they might as well be, for all the good they'd do potential deserters. And, as I recall it, every ship that put in was allowed shore liberty… liberal liberty, sir. If our hands'll be allowed liberty at Bombay and Canton, what's the harm in allowing liberty here, where they have no hope of jumping ship, sir?"
"For the very good reason, sir, that they will run amok, as the barbarians of the Malay Peninsula say!" Treghues snapped, now rapidly losing his patient, all-knowing-father air.
"On what, may I ask, Sir Tobias?" Capt. Graves gravelled, near the end of his seeming serenity, too. "The very few public houses of James's Valley? Upon the veritable regiment of bawds, n
ow a-tip-toe on the strand, awaiting their arrival with open arms?"
"Sir!" Capt. Treghues barked, slamming a palm on his desk for punctuation. "You exceed proper bounds, Captain Graves! Aye, there's very few public houses or taverns hereabouts, and should we allow our people ashore, they'd be swamped by so many sailors all at once!"
"Exactly what the publicans and tavern keepers look forward to, I'd expect, sir," Capt. Philpott blandly suggested. "How'd they make their livings, else? The garrison and the locals can't be much of a livelihood, sir."
"And, there's Wigmore's Travelling Extravaganza, too," Lewrie quickly seconded. "They've a decent band, and do musicals, comedies, and dramas, in addition to their circus performances, sir. All quite innocent, no more harmful than letting discharged sailors free in Covent Garden or Drury Lane, sir. It'd go hard for our people, to know that they're performing for the garrison, but they're not allowed to go ashore and attend, sir. Might make 'em… surly."
"You're entirely right, Sir Tobias," Capt. Graves was quick to exclaim, scooting forward to the edge of his chair in his eagerness to make his point, "a taut hand and consistent discipline's the very thing to make an efficient ship, but it can become too much of a good thing, d'ye see, do you not give them a bit of slack, now and then. If my hands must sit aboard, close enough to see soldiers, civilians, and 'Jonn Company' sailors going ashore to take in the shows, it will make them surly, as our good Captain Lewrie suggests, sir."
"Even more eager t'be aboard an Indiaman, perhaps, sir?" Capt. Philpott tacked on, sounding breezy, and trying hard not to smirk at his impious suggestion. "Never can tell."
Lewrie wasn't sure which comment made Treghues bristle up, go puce-faced, and bluster more… Graves's hint that strictness might prompt rebelliousness, Philpott's heretical idea, or Graves calling Lewrie "good"!
"Aye, that circus," Treghues seethed. "Whacking good time you had ashore, did you, Captain Lewrie? At that circus, hmm?"
Damme, what does he know, and how did he learn it? Lewrie had to take pause to ask himself, crossing his legs the other way round to guard his "wedding tackle."
"An amusing, and innocent, distraction, Sir Tobias," he replied. "Half the audiences at Recife were children and their parents, and the local authorities seemed satisfied that nothing prurient or bawdy had insulted their rather austere sense of morality, sir."
"I enjoyed it, too, sir," Capt. Graves chimed in, as did Capt. Philpott a second later: "Aye, it was innocent and amusing. And, I suspect, Sir Tobias, that were our sailors seated in their audiences, that'd be hours they'd not be spending in taverns or brothels. Half a day's liberty, watch and watch, say… Noon to Midnight. A fresh dinner, time enough for at least a mild drunk, then a bought supper and a ticket to a show, and… by the time the final curtain comes down, 'tis time to return aboard their ships, hmm?"
"Depends on local sunset, full dark," Lewrie speculated, "when they light their illuminations, I s'pose. Perhaps from Seven Bells o' the Forenoon 'til Seven Bells of the Evening Watch'd work better. The usual arrangement of two 'hostages' still aboard for each libertyman, their own run ashore dependent on t'other's behaviour, and return?"
"Wouldn't have to expend rations, do they debark before the rum issue, or call to messes," Capt. Philpott slyly said. He and Graves had turned their attention upon each other to thrash out arrangements, as if the decision had been made in their favour, and Captain Treghues was no longer present. "And wouldn't our 'Pussers' love that, hey?"
"Masters-At-Arms, Ships' Corporals, and Provost guards from the garrison to keep a wary eye on 'em, perhaps?" Lewrie further suggested.
"Aye, that'd work out well, Captain Lewrie," Graves exclaimed, turning to include Treghues, at last. "Garrison troops told-off as the Provosts might attend the shows in an official capacity, but…"
"Could watch 'em, in essence, for free!" Lewrie hooted.
"An easy arrangement to make with the garrison commander, I'd think, Sir Tobias," Philpott chortled, turning to face Treghues with a puppy-eyed, eager child's expression, waiting upon Treghues's say-so, as they all did, with a "please, Father, may we please?" expectancy.
Treghues stared them down, as stonily as the Egyptian Sphinx, lips down-curled, as pruned up as if he'd bitten into a sour citron. His fingers drummed on the desktop, nails chittering as if he wished to hone them for a clawing in the near future. He heaved a great sigh and leaned back in his chair to stare at the overhead and the painted and lacquered deck beams. Perhaps he was consulting the Almighty as to the best course of action, praying a silent apology to Him for being a weakling, imploring the Lord to keep his sinful sailors from too much exuberance ashore, or… calling down all the Pharaoh's plagues upon his contemporary Moseses, who pleaded to "set their people free."
"A third of each ship's complement, sailors and Marines, each day, sirs," he glumly, sullenly, announced, at last. "Two-thirds will bide aboard, dependent upon the libertymen's behaviour, and if those miscreants depart one jot or tittle from decorous comportment, then I will cancel all further liberties, hear me, sirs?"
"Very good, sir!" they almost managed to say in chorus.
"I will consult the tables to determine full dark, hereabouts," he further decreed, "does the circus require full dark for their performances… as good Captain Lewrie is so certain that they require," Treghues could not help loftily sneering.
"Makes for a better experience, sir… like a darkened hall in Drury Lane draws the audience into the lit stage," Lewrie explained to him, off-handedly. "Or, so I am told," he added, withering under that steely gaze.
"Do not interrupt, sir," Treghues gravelled. "As I was saying, perhaps an adjustment from Six Bells of the Forenoon to Six Bells of the Evening Watch… Eleven to Eleven, would suit, depending on what the tables say. I will send you word by dusk. In the meantime, you will see to wood and water for your ships. Liberty is… allowed."
From behind the deal partitions and privacy curtains leading to his sleeping space and quarter-galleries came a faint, outraged "Hmmph!" from Lady Treghues, and, for a moment, Lewrie wasn't sure if he didn't feel sorry for the poor fellow. It was one thing to be talked out of a firm decision (no matter how rigidly daft) by officers junior to him, but it was quite a rather grim other to have to beard that harridan in her "den," probably after making assurances to her that he would not allow sailors of his squadron access to Sin!
They rose and made their parting salutes, and Treghues rather languidly, perhaps even a tad weakly, waved them on their way. They had not quite attained the starboard gangway and entry-port, not even attained their own gigs or cutters, before Grafton's crew began muttering and buzzing, all atwitter with the glad news that they'd be going ashore, even before it could be announced officially. Such was usual aboard ships, though… what was whispered aft in gun-room or great-cabins had a way of spreading "before the masts" by a nautical grapevine older than mythical Jason's good ship Argo. By the time Lewrie, as the least-senior officer, had settled himself on a stern thwart in his gig, with Cox'n Andrews ready to order "Out Oars" (and didn't he have a huge grin on his face, too!) Grafton's people were beginning to cheer!
We 're going to the circus! Lewrie could not help thinking like a beamish tyke; We 're going to the circus, again, hurrah!
CHAPTER SIXTEEN
The circus, yes; Lewrie saw every performance-perhaps hoping for an aerialist to fall and kill a clown, or for Arslan Durschenko's lion to mistake his head for a chew toy at that climactic high point of his act-definitely to savour Eudoxia's archery and horsewomanship. Pigeons to skewer were a bit thin on the ground on St. Helena, but the seagulls used in their stead were equally delightful.
Lewrie doubted there were more than a corporal's guard standing watch on the ramparts of the cliffside forts guarding Rupert's or James's Valley, or manning the massive 32-pounder guns in the Mundens Fort that dominated the main harbour, for the audiences at every show were filled by red-coated soldiers. Even here on a bleak and remote outpost isle, Mr. Wig
more looked to be in the way of making a "grand killing," what with the garrison and the locals so eager for anything novel in their isolation, with the addition of the thousands of East India Company or Royal Navy sailors in port-not just the sailors from their convoy, but an additional eight Indiamen which had broken their passage after departing Cape Town, and had been waiting for the arrival of warships to escort them to England, along with the hundreds of passengers and "John Company" officials there gathered.
Wigmore made the most of it, with the circus scheduled for the late mornings, and taking just long enough to whet appetites and very dry throats by the time performances ended (which pleased the taverns and inns to no end) and the comedies or dramas staged just after the sun went down.
There wasn't all that much timber available on St. Helena, so this time there were no tiers of shaky seats. Everyone had to sit on the ground or rocks, catch-as-catch-can, up the beginnings of a slope of a hill that framed the little one-street "company" village, much like the sketches that amateur artists brought back from their Grand Tours of the Continent, and the edifying sights of tumble-down ruins of ancient Roman amphitheatres in the capitals of southern Europe.
It wasn't grand theatre, either, not when the lead performers were still smarting from their circus acts of a few hours before, and were mostly as amateurish as a cast of public school boys putting on a springtime "lark" just after their final examinations. When at "meaningful dramas," they tended to over-emote most portentously, turning Shakespearean classics into shouted declamations, and Lewrie could not recall any performances he'd seen of Othello, The Merchant of Venice, or The Tempest done quite so energetically, as if the entire cast was made up of very frenetic fleas. Or inmates of Bedlam.
They were much better at comedies and musicals. They did The Beggars' Opera, of course, since everyone English, high-born or low-, knew the tunes by heart, knew the japes word-for-word, and could sway and sing along in nostalgia, or shout, heckle, cheer, or laugh a bit too early, throwing the performers off their paces so thoroughly that that show had turned into a mugging contest.
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