"Thanks. I'm sure glad you came by to cheer me up. Are you going to tell me what happened, or do I have to buy a paper?"
"I didn't realize you were in a hurry," he said. "I'll be brief, then. We were all shot."
"I see. Now be less brief."
"All right. You jumped at the man with the gun-"
"Jamie. Yes. Go on."
"He shot you. You fell. Put a check mark next to your name. Then he shot Paul."
"Check."
"But, while Jamie was turned toward you, Paul had gotten partly clear of the junk that had fallen on him. He fired at Jamie at about the same time Jamie fired at him. He hit Jamie."
"So they shot each other. Check."
"I went for the other guy just a little after you lunged at Jamie."
"Zeemeister. Yes."
"He had his gun by then and got off several shots. The first one missed me. Then we wrestled around. He's damn strong, by the way."
"I know that. Who do I check next?"
"I am not certain. Mary had her scalp grazed by a shot or a ricochet, and his second or third shot-I'm not sure which-got me in the arm."
"Two checks, either way. Who shot Zeemeister?"
"A cop. They came busting in about then."
"Why were they there? How did they know what wa» going on?"
"I overheard them talking afterwards. They had been following Paul-"
"-who had been following us, perhaps?"
"It seems so."
"But I thought he was dead. It made the news."
"That makes two of us. I still don't know the story. His room is guarded and no one is talking."
"He is still alive then?"
"Last I heard. But that was all I could learn about him. It seems we all made it."
"Too bad-twice anyway. Wait a minute. Doctor Drade said there were seven shootings."
"Yes. It was sort of embarrassing to them: One of the police shot himself in the foot."
"Oh. That's all the checks, then. What else?"
"What else what?"
"Did you learn anything from all this? Like, about the stone?"
"Nope. Nothing. You know everything I do."
"Unfortunate."
I began to yawn uncontrollably. About then the nurse looked in.
"I'm going to have to ask you to leave," she said. "We can't tire him."
"Yes, all right," he told her. "I'm going home now, Fred. I'll come back as soon as they say I can see you again. Can I bring you anything?"
"Is there any oxygen equipment in here?"
"No. It's out in the hall."
"Cigarettes, then. And tell them to take that damned sign down. Never mind. I will. Excuse me. I can't stop. Give Mary my sympathy and such. Hope she doesn't have a headache. Did I ever tell you about the flowers that lay wasps?"
"No."
"I'm afraid you will have to go now," the nurse said.
"All right."
"Tell that lady she's no orchid," I said, "even if she does make me feel waspish," and I slipped back down to the still soft center of things where life was simpler by far, and the bed got lowered there.
Drowse. Drowse, drowse.
Glimmer?
Glimmer. Also glitter and shine.
I heard the noises of arrival in my room and opened my eyelids just enough to show me it was still daytime.
Still?
I totted up my times. A day and a night and a piece of another day had passed. I had eaten several meals, talked with Doctor Drade and been auscultated by the interns. Hal had come back, happier, left me cigarettes which Drade had told me I could smoke against his wishes, which I did. Then I had slept some more. Oh yes, there I was ...
Two figures passed into my slitted field of vision, moving slowly. The throat-clearing sounds which then occurred were Drade's.
Finally: "Mister Cassidy, are you awake?" he seemed to wonder aloud.
I yawned and stretched and pretended to come around while I assessed the situation. Beside Drade stood a tall, somber-looking individual. The dark suit and smoked glasses did that for him. I suppressed a wisecrack about morticians when I saw that the man's right hand was wrapped about a guide harness attached to a scruffy looking dog that tried to sit at attention beside him. In his left hand the man held the handle of a heavy-looking case.
"Yes," I said, reaching for the controls and raising myself to sit facing them. "What's up?"
"How do you feel?"
"All right, I guess. Yes. Rested."
"Good. The police have sent this gentleman along to talk with you about whatever it is they are interested in. He has requested privacy, so we will hang a sign on the door. His name is Nadler, Theodore Nadler. I'll leave you alone now."
He guided Nadler to a visitor's chair, saw him seated and left, closing the door behind him.
I took a drink of water. I looked at Nadler.
"What do you want?" I said.
"You know what we want."
"Try running an ad," I suggested.
He removed his glasses and smiled at me.
"Try reading a few. Like ‘Help Wanted.' "
"You ought to be in the diplomatic corps," I said, and his smile went tight and his face reddened.
I smiled then as he sighed.
"We know that you do not have it, Cassidy," he finally said, "and I am not asking you for it."
"Then why push me around the way you have? Just because I'm pushable? You've really shot me down, you know, forcing that degree on me. If I did have anything that you wanted there would be a big price tag on it now."
"How big?" he said, just a little too quickly.
"For what?"
"Your services."
"In what capacity?"
"We were thinking of offering you a job you might find interesting. How would you like to become an alien culture specialist for the U.S. legation to the United Nations? The job description calls for a Ph. D. in anthropology."
"When was the job description written?" I asked.
He smiled again.
"Fairly recently."
"I see. And what would be the duties be?"
"They would commence with a special assignment, of an investigatory nature."
"Investigating what?"
"The disappearance of the star-stone."
"Uh-huh. Well, I have to admit that the matter appeals to my curiosity," I said, "but not so much that I would be willing to work for you."
"You would not actually be working for me."
I got hold of my cigarettes and lit one before I asked, "For whom, then?"
"Give me one of those," said a familiar voice, and the scruffy-looking dog rose and crossed over to my bedside.
"The Lon Chaney of the interstellar set," I observed. "You make a lousy dog, Ragma."
He unsnapped several sections of his disguise and accepted a light. I could not make out what he looked like inside.
"So you went and got yourself shot again," he said. "It is not as if you had not been warned."
"That is correct," I said. "I did it with my eyes open."
"And reversed," he said, pushing aside my blanket and staring downward. "The scars are on the wrong leg for the wounds you sustained in Australia."
He let the blanket fall and went to hunker beside my table.
"Not that I needed to look," he added. "I overheard things about your wonderful reversed heart on the way in. And I sort of felt all along that you had to be the idiot who was fooling around with the inversion unit. Mind telling me why?"
"Yes," I said, "I would mind."
He shrugged.
"All right. It is still a bit early for malnutrition. I'll wait."
I looked back at Nadler.
"You still haven't answered my question," I said. "For whom would I be working?"
This time he grinned.
"Him," he said.
"Are you kidding? When did the State Department start hiring wombat impersonators and guide dogs? Nonresident alien ones, at
that?"
"Ragma is not a State Department employee. He is lending his services to the United Nations. On coming to work for us you would immediately go on loan to the special UN task force he heads."
"Sort of like a library book," I said, looking back toward Ragma. "Do you want to tell me about it?"
"That is why I am here," he said. "As you are obviously aware, the artifact generally known as the star-stone is missing. You were apparently in possession of it for a time, and as a consequence you are the focus of interest for a number of parties concerned with its recovery-for a variety of reasons."
"Paul Byler had it?"
"Yes. He was commissioned to construct a display model."
"Then he was pretty careless with it."
"Yes and no. A most peculiar man. Professor Byler, and the subject of a coincidence that complicated matters in a fashion that could not have been foreseen. You see, he was approached to undertake the job because he was considered one of the best qualified persons about for that sort of work. He had done all manner of clever things involving synthetics and crystals and such in the past. And he produced a beautiful specimen, one that a reviewing board was actually incapable of distinguishing from the supposed original. A tribute to the man's skill? So it seemed, at first. I do not know how the deception could have been uncovered by your people in the ordinary course of events."
"He kept the original and gave them back a copy, along with a copy of the copy?"
"Nothing quite that simple," Ragma said. "As it turned out, the object they gave him to duplicate was not the star-stone. A substitution had actually taken place much earlier-within minutes, as we understand it now, of the formal receipt of the stone by the Secretary General of the United Nations. Perhaps you saw that event televised?"
"I guess everyone did. What happened?"
"One of the guards exchanged it for a false stone while conveying it to the vault. The exchange went undetected, he made off with the genuine item and Professor Byler received the counterfeit for duplication."
"Then how could Paul have any part in ... ?"
"The coincidence," he said, "the one coincidence allowable in every story. I am surprised that you did not ask me where the guard obtained the ringer."
I sagged slightly. I wondered whether it would hurt my chest much if I laughed.
"Not ... Paul?" I said. "Tell me he didn't make the first counterfeit."
"But he did," said Ragma. "Just from a few advance photos and a written description. Now there is a tribute to his skill. When it came to technique, he really was the best choice."
I mashed out my cigarette.
"So he got his own counterfeit back to counterfeit?"
"Precisely. Which placed him in a very awkward position. There he was with the real thing, working on an improved counterfeit, now that he had something better than photos and descriptions to go on, and the UN approached him to duplicate his original work."
"Wait! He had the real one? I thought the guard had taken the real one."
"I was just getting to that. The guard removed it and transported it to Professor Byler. Byler was afraid that the first counterfeit would not stand close scrutiny, especially from some visiting alien who might have seen it elsewhere and known something concerning its physical makeup-something which perhaps only an alien could detect. At any rate, his intention was to produce a superior replica the second time around and then have the same guard try to exchange it for his earlier model. The second version, he believed, could stand scrutiny for a much longer while. So he was faced with a dilemma at that point: Give them back the first one and a copy, or give them two of the second-generation stones of which he was quite proud. He resolved it by returning the first one and a copy, as he feared the authorities might by then have done a detailed study of its properties and have them on record as its authentic specifications."
I shook my head.
"But why? Why go through the whole rigamarole in the first place?"
Ragma put out his cigarette and sighed.
"The man possesses a powerful emotional commitment to the British monarchy-"
"The crown jewels!" I said.
"Exactly. The star-stone came and they went. He was obsessed by their departure, by what he considered the unfairness of the deal, the insult to the sovereign."
"But they are, in effect, still theirs and still available. The British approved their indefinite loan under those terms."
"We both seem to see it that way," Ragma said. "He does not. Neither do some of those-such as the guard-who cooperated with him in the venture."
"What, specifically, did they plan on doing?"
"Their intention was to wait for a time, until your relations with the other races had broadened and the benefits of this association had become firmly fixed in the public mind. At that point they would announce that the starstone was a fake-a fact readily verifiable by extraterrestrial authorities-and then proclaim that they were holding the real one to ransom. The price, of course, was to be the return of the crown jewels."
"So a screwball group was behind it. That even explains a certain toast I overheard in my apartment. They were doubtless waiting to question me, to learn where to go to steal it back again."
"Yes. They have been looking for you. But then we have them under surveillance. They are more a nuisance than a threat, actually, and they might possibly even help us to locate the stone if we leave them unmolested. This seems enough to offset the inconveniences involved."
"What would have happened if everything had gone as they planned it?"
"If the scheme succeeded, then the Earth would be expelled from the trading cycle and probably be blacklisted for normal trade, tourism and cultural and scientific exchanges. It would also seriously impair your chances of eventually being invited to join the formal confederation we possess, an organization roughly equivalent to your own United Nations."
"And an intelligent man like Paul can't understand this? It makes me wonder whether we are ready for something of that scope."
"Oh, he does now. He is the one who gave us all the details as to what had occurred. And do not be too hard on him. Matters of sentiment are seldom mediated by the intellect."
"What happened in his case, anyway? I had heard that he had been killed."
"He had been attacked and severely abused, but police happened on the scene just as his assailants were departing. They possessed medical equipment to supply immediate emergency aid, and they rushed him to a facility where he underwent a number of organ implants, all of which proved successful. Thereafter, he contacted the authorities and told the entire story. His change of heart was prompted by the fact that his attackers had formerly been associates of his."
"Zeemeister and Buckler," I said, "did not strike me as the sort whose intellects are mediated by sentiment."
"True. They are, basically, hoodlums. Until recently their major activities had involved organ procurement and smuggling. Before that they had done many other illicit things, but organs seem to have been going well recently. They were involved in the theft of the star-stone for monetary rather than idealistic reasons. None of the other members of the conspiracy were criminals in the professional sense of the term. This was why they hired Zeemeister-to plan the theft for them. His ultimate design, however, involved a brace of roods-"
"Doublecross," I said, lighting another cigarette for him.
"Just so. He intended to appropriate the stone for himself somewhere along the line and restore it to the authorities in return for money and immunity from prosecution."
"If that were to happen, how would it affect our chances with respect to eventual membership in the confederation?"
"It would not be as harmful as the use of it for the recovery of the crown jewels," he said. "So long as you have it ready to pass along at the appropriate time, any intervening problems concerning its maintenance are your own concern."
"Then what is your real part in this affair?"
"I do not l
ike to look at things so terribly strictly," he said. "You are new to the game, and I want to see that you get every break possible. I would like to see the stone recovered and the entire incident forgotten."
"Decent of you," I said, "so I will try to be reasonable. I assume that Paul retained the original stone and that he has told you he believes it passed into our custody during a certain card party in his lab."
"That is correct."
"So Hal and I possibly, even probably, had it in our apartment for a time. And then it vanished."
"So it would seem."
"What then, specifically, would you want me to do about it if I took this job?"
"Of first importance," he said, "since you do not wish to go offworld to be examined by a telepathic analyst and since Sibla's qualifications do not meet with your approval, I would like you to consent to the procedure in the case of my bringing a qualified person here to Earth."
"So you still think a clue might be locked away somewhere in my mind?"
"We have to admit the possibility, do we not?"
"Yes. I guess we do. What about Hal? Maybe he has something at some buried level, too."
"There is that possibility also, though I am inclined to believe him when he insists as he does that he left the stone behind. However, he has just recently given his consent to Mister Nadler to go along with any sort of mind-probing technique that may be of help."
"Then I do, too. Bring on your analyst. Just so he knows his business and is in no position to lock me away on another world."
"All right. That is settled, then. Does it mean you are accepting the job?"
"Why not? I might as well get paid for it-especially if the checks will be coming from the people who messed up my normal means of livelihood."
"Then we will leave it at that for now. It will require several days for the transportation of the analyst I have located. For now, Mister Nadler has some forms and such for your signature. While you are dealing with these, I will be setting up a unit we have brought along."
"What sort of equipment is it?"
"Your leg healed up nicely, did it not?"
"Yes."
"I am prepared to do the same for your chest wound. You should be able to leave here this evening."
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