“No more elementary school. No more pee puddles from the kindergarteners,” I said.
Heather giggled. “Or first graders crying when the lights go out.”
“Ha! You think it stops there?” asked Gabby. “My brother’s still afraid of the dark.”
Heather and I laughed.
Gabby’s twin brother, Tim, was a giant and a jock. Not exactly the kind of guy you’d expect to need a nightlight.
“So how was your summer?” I asked Gabby.
She rolled her eyes. “Good and bad. I met this cute boy at camp—”
“Good!” I gave a thumbs-up.
“But I kind of lied and said I was the most popular girl in school.”
“Bad.” I gave a thumbs-down.
“And it turns out he lives in Berryville.”
“Worse.” I used the thumb to cut off my head.
“Oh, stop,” said Heather, bumping me with her hip. “You’re scaring Gabby.” She took our friend’s hands. “You guys don’t even go to the same school, so it may never come up. But if it does, tell him the truth and apologize. Say that you were nervous and wanted to impress him.”
Gabby’s expression grew anxious. “You don’t think he’ll hate me?”
“No,” Heather said firmly. “There is too much nice about you to hate.”
Gabby beamed and hugged her. “I should get going.” She waved at us and then ran off.
“I’ll never have your knack with people,” I told Heather. “But you probably knew that after . . .” I repeated the head-slicing gesture.
She smiled, but held it back just enough to keep her teeth from showing.
Heather is pixie cute but really self-conscious about this teensy-tinesy gap between her front teeth. Vanessa and I have secretly made it our goal to get real smiles out of her all the time.
“First day of school!” I said, trying again.
All Heather did was squeal and grab my hands. “Where’s Vanessa?” Heather stood on her tiptoes to peer over the crowd. “She should be with us for this!”
“She went to the nurse’s office,” I said. “Soccer ball to the face. Many times.”
Heather sighed and shook her head. “That girl needs to design herself a Bubble Wrap wardrobe.”
The bell rang, and Heather and I faced each other with wide, excited eyes.
“It’s time,” I said. “The start of middle school!”
Heather squeezed my hands and squealed again. “Good luck! See you in Journalism!”
“Watch out for hungry eighth graders!” I told her, and darted off to find my homeroom.
Since each grade has its own hallway, it wasn’t too hard to find. Plus, our homeroom teacher, Ms. Maxwell, had tacked a huge sign outside her door that said, “Welcome, F through J!”
She was standing in the classroom’s entrance with an armful of packets, handing one to each student who entered.
“Good morning!” she said when I stepped closer. “Name?”
“Brooke Jacobs,” I said.
“Welcome to Lincoln Middle School, Brooke!” She handed me a packet. “And here is your middle-school survival kit.”
“What’s inside?” I asked, feeling the weight of it.
“Just some tips about getting the most out of middle school, important dates and room numbers, and information about this year’s clubs.”
“Clubs? Awesome!” I glanced past her into the classroom. “Um . . . where do I sit?”
Ms. Maxwell held her arms open. “Anywhere you want!”
I staked out two desks in the corner and threw my bag on one of them for Vanessa. After saying a few hellos to the kids I knew, I opened my packet and pulled out the club sheet and a pen, poring over the list.
“Hey! Whatcha doing?” asked Vanessa. She slid into the desk behind me with a wet towel over half her face.
“I’m choosing clubs. What’s this about?” I lifted the corner of the towel.
“I’m using a cold compress to reduce swelling,” she said. “What clubs are you looking at?”
I handed her the page, and she whistled. “Dang, girl. You circled almost all of these! Art, athletics, band, cooking—”
“I’m hoping they’ll let us make pizza.”
Pizza is my favorite, pepperoni in particular, and should, in my opinion, be its own food group.
Vanessa kept reading all the way to the end. “Young Sherlocks?”
“I think I’m pretty good at solving mysteries,” I said. “Remember that smell in my bedroom? Finally found the source.”
She wrinkled her nose. “Well, I, for one, am sticking to whatever will further my fashion career.” She frowned. “Which is absolutely nothing on this list.”
“What about theater?” I asked. “You could help with costumes and makeup.”
Her eyes lit up. “Ooh. Good point!”
I scanned the list. “And Model UN is probably going to want flags or outfits to represent the different countries. Like . . . those overalls and pointy hats for Germany.”
“Um . . .” Vanessa wrinkled her forehead. “I’m pretty sure people wear suits for UN meetings.”
“Really?” I raised my eyebrows. “I always pictured it like It’s a Small World at Disney. How disappointing.”
The rest of homeroom and my morning classes (math, PE, and English) went pretty much like elementary school, except with different teachers for each one. And, horror of horrors, homework on the very first day!
At the end of English, every kid in my class scrambled for the cafeteria and our first taste of freedom: lunch. All of sixth grade ate at the same time, while the upper classes ate in later shifts. Probably to spare the sixth graders from ending up in the trash cans.
I found my two best friends, and we claimed a table by the ice-cream cart.
“Middle school is hard, you guys,” Heather said with a groan. She was in all advanced classes. “In science we’re already prepping for our first lab.”
“Oooh, what are you doing?” asked Vanessa. “Building a better human?”
Heather smiled at that. “I think we’re smashing rocks.”
“Too bad,” said Vanessa. “Because my classes are seriously lacking in cute guys.” She leaned closer. “I think it’s so we’ll pay more attention.”
Heather giggled. “Could be. But I’ve seen some pretty cute ones in the older grades. Like Stefan Marshall?”
“And Abel Hart,” I added. “But we’re also seriously lacking good PE teachers. I need to keep fit for soccer, and an hour of dodgeball isn’t exercise!”
“Even though your soccer skills probably make you really good at it,” said Heather with a smirk.
“Actually . . . the opposite,” I said. “I’m so used to kicking anything that comes at me that I was out in the first two minutes.”
Vanessa and Heather looked at each other and then burst out laughing.
“It’s not funny!” I said, fighting back a smile.
“So what you really meant,” said Vanessa, “was that watching an hour of dodgeball isn’t exercise.”
“Quiet, you!” I threw a grape at her. She deflected it, and it landed in Heather’s pudding.
“Hey! I was going to eat that!”
“Like you can’t sacrifice one thing on your tray?” I asked, eyeing Heather’s lunch of tuna salad, chips, fruit, pasta, and cake. For a tiny girl, she can seriously chow down. I’m pretty sure she has extra stomachs, like a cow.
We chatted and ate until the bell rang. There was a massive groan from the entire lunchroom, followed by a scraping of chairs on linoleum.
“Journalism time!” I chirped. “Lincoln Log, here we come!”
“Save me a seat,” said Heather. “I have to get rid of some chocolate pudding that somehow made its way onto my shirt.” She narrowed her eyes at Vanessa.
“I’ll help,” she said with a sheepish grin.
I ventured to class alone, expecting the newsroom to be packed with students, shouting about deadlines and brainstorming
ideas. But when I got there, I was only the third person to show.
In the front row a blond girl scribbled like mad in a notebook. Two rows behind her a guy sat with one long leg resting on top of the desk and the other in the aisle, tapping a beat with his foot.
The girl looked way too frantic to approach, but the guy was doodling a lion, the symbol for Chelsea Football Club, my favorite soccer team. I took it as a sign and sat beside him.
“Chelsea?” I asked.
He blinked at me. “No, I’m Gil.”
I laughed. “I meant are you a fan of Chelsea Football Club?” I pointed to his drawing.
“Ohhh!” He laughed too. “No, it’s Leo. You know . . . the zodiac sign? I do the horoscopes.” Then he returned to his drawing and started bobbing his head to imaginary music.
I settled back in my seat and looked at the whiteboard while more students strolled in. Different sections and jobs at the paper had been written on the board with names beside them: editor in chief, features, sports, entertainment, opinion . . .
I frowned. All the positions were filled. What was left for the Three Musketeers?
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JO WHITTEMORE is the author of the humorous tween novels Front Page Face-Off, Odd Girl In, D Is for Drama, Colonial Madness, and the Confidentially Yours series. Jo is a member of the Society of Children’s Book Writers and Illustrators and is one of the founding members of the Texas Sweethearts & Scoundrels. When she isn’t writing, Jo spends her time with family and friends in Austin, dreaming of the day she can afford a chocolate house.
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Books by Jo Whittemore
Confidentially Yours #1: Brooke’s Not-So-Perfect Plan
Confidentially Yours #2: Vanessa’s Fashion Face-Off
Confidentially Yours #3: Heather’s Crush Catastrophe
Confidentially Yours #4: The Secret Talent
Confidentially Yours #5: Brooke’s Bad Luck
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