by Gillian Hick
Praise for Gillian Hick’s other books
Vet on the Loose
‘This book is just hilarious [and] will no doubt be the first of many in the James Herriot mould.’
Countryman
‘It’s an engaging account of the situations she encounters where the humans are often more problematic than the animals.’
Irish Independent
‘Lively sense of humour, and a pleasant, easy-going writing style. Animal lovers will be well-pleased with her pacy anecdotes.’
Irish Examiner
Vet Among the Pigeons
‘Heartwarming … a very honest portrayal of a demanding job.’
Irish Examiner
‘Vet Gillian Hick finds herself challenged in ways the textbooks can’t prepare you for!’
Donegal Democrat
Vet On A Mission
Gillian Hick
Acknowledgements
My thanks, firstly, all to all the readers of Vet on the Loose and Vet Among the Pigeons, whose kind words and enthusiasm finally made me get Vet on a Mission up and running.
Thanks, as always, to all the team at The O’Brien Press, especially to Michael O’Brien for his understanding of my hobby-writer status and to Helen Carr, my editor, for her insight into the world of veterinary medicine!
Many thanks again to Hilary and Joanne from Bridge Street Book shop, our award-winning local bookshop, for all the support throughout the years.
Vet on a Mission is mostly true, with most of the animals (and some of the owners) appearing as themselves. All are based on fact, but a few are amalgams of different cases to protect the identity of the owners! My thanks to all the clients who lent me their animals and, most importantly, to the animals themselves, whose trust — in whatever way they choose to express it! — is always so inspiring. I also credit whatever people-handling skills I have entirely to my animal teachers!
Thankfully, for the writing of this book, I could fall back on the support of the staff of Clover Hill Veterinary Clinic – now that we have grown (above and beyond all expectation) to a level where we have a team to run the practice. Many thanks to Amanda Fitzgerald, Amanda Power, Fiona O’Brien and Roslyn O’ Carroll (in the order that they joined the practice) and of course, Striper, the practice cat. Having such a fantastic team allowed me time to write and pursue my many other interests, and generally restore my shredded sanity!
Thanks to John Armstrong, without whose help the practice would probably still be running from a utility room!
Lastly, but most importantly, my thanks to Donal, my husband, and to Molly, Fiona and Jack, my now-teenage children, for their support and inspiration throughout the years.
Contents
Title Page
Acknowledgements
Chapter 1 The Mission
Chapter 2 Double Jobbing
Chapter 3 The Dog Lady
Chapter 4 A Miraculous Escape
Chapter 5 School Talks
Chapter 6 The Mission Expands
Chapter 7 Daffodil Lady
Chapter 8 An Unexpected Site Inspection
Chapter 9 An Element of Doubt
Chapter 10 Tales of Tabby Cats
Chapter 11 I Love You!
Chapter 12 A New Career
Chapter 13 Dreams of Donkeys!
Chapter 14 Patient Relations
Chapter 15 Exotics
Chapter 16 The Heroic Postman
Chapter 17 An Intimate Relationship!
Chapter 18 The Final Journey
Chapter 19 Vermin!
Chapter 20 Clients Vs The Patients
Epilogue
About the Author
Copyright
Other Books
Chapter 1
The Mission
The sun shone brightly, the air felt fresh and I was bursting with enthusiasm. It was with much regret that I had handed in my notice, some months previously, at Riverside Veterinary Clinic. My time spent in mixed animal practice with Seamus and Arthur had taught me much, but it was time to move on. My eldest daughter Molly was by now at the advanced age of three, her sister Fiona was taking her first steps, and there was a third baby on the way, so I had decided that the rigours of large-animal calls, with a one-in-three night-time rota, was no longer sustainable for the health and wellbeing of my own family, never mind that of my patients! Perhaps if I had known what lay ahead I might have stuck at it for a little longer.
Whether through some pregnancy-hormone-induced neurosis or some strike of divine inspiration, I had decided to open my own veterinary practice. In the early years, I planned to see only small animals so that I would be working from home and then, once the kids were all in the hands of the education system, I would branch back into mixed-animal practice. Donal, my husband, who had his own butcher shop in the historic town of Dalkey, was equally enthusiastic. The plan seemed infallible – until I came head-to-head with the Wicklow County Council planning department.
I had spent many weeks, and even months, of happy hours with an A4 graph pad, drawing and redrawing sketches of my proposed kingdom with Slug, my now ancient but ever faithful pre-child veterinary companion, and instigator of much mischief in my large-animal days, sitting by my side. Then we moved on to the meetings with the architects, consultations with solicitors, letters of recommendation, folders full of planning legislation and notes. The phone calls, the meeting, the draft letters, the engineers’ reports, the amended notes. It seemed endless. Finally, Wicklow County Council were happy to suggest that perhaps I should apply for planning for a Methadone clinic as there was clear legislation for such in the constitution but not, they informed me, for a veterinary practice.
Not being one to take no for an answer, I decided to move on. The past week I had spent on the computer, researching rental properties in Wicklow and the surrounding area. Today, I was to meet the three local estate agents to commence plan B.
As Donal usually left around six in the morning to beat the rush hour traffic, my parents duly arrived on the button of nine, packing Molly and Fiona into the back of the car to take them off for some blissful hours of undivided attention.
I quickly checked through my notes before setting off. A list of my basic requirements: ample parking to allow close access for sick or injured animals; a non-residential area to prevent problems with neighbours objecting to barking dogs; ideally a nice area out the back for exercising the patients; soundproof rooms would be a bonus, but not essential; a sufficiently long lease to allow time to get the business up and running. The list went on. Throwing a pen and notebook into my folder, I headed off, brimming with excitement to see where I would start my practice.
The offices of the first estate agent were bright and professional-looking. The middle-aged man listened attentively while I laid out my requirements.
‘Yes, I’m getting an idea of the type of property you’re looking for,’ he started, thoughtfully. ‘There might be some difficulties, but I do have one on the books at the moment that might be of interest. If you’re free for a while I can get Linda to show it to you.’
I was thrilled to find myself, twenty minutes later, following the car of one of the office staff to view my first property.
‘I always wanted to be a vet,’ Linda had confided to me as we made our way out to the car park. ‘I absolutely love animals!’
The location was perfect. The currently vacant premises was located in the heart of Ashford village, with parking space directly outside and a big glass front that I already envisaged as looking into the waiting room. Once inside, I was slightly disconcerted to see that the layout was totally unsuitable, but the internal walls were flimsy and Linda assured me that change would not be a problem with James, the existing landlord. The lease was fo
r four years and nine months, but he would be happy to have somebody long term. Out the back was a slightly small but well-fenced and homely-looking garden. Already I could clearly see myself sitting out the back, sharing my lunch with the day’s in-patients.
In my mind, I could see it happening and could hardly believe that my first day’s search might have landed me, if not my dream home, at least a suitable premises for my practice.
Back inside, I pulled out my notebook and started to jot down the internal dimensions. Kneeling down, I carefully pulled up a corner of the carpet to reveal wooden floorboards.
‘That might be a bit of a problem,’ I said conversationally to Linda. ‘We would have to replace the flooring in the whole building.’ As I spoke, I was already choosing the colour of the hospital-grade flooring that would compliment the freshly-painted walls, creating a clean yet calming environment for my future patients.
‘Oh, I really don’t think so,’ replied Linda. ‘These carpets are in excellent condition – they were only put down two years ago by Martsworth.’
‘Yes, it’s a shame, but carpets wouldn’t be suitable at all for animals. They would be destroyed in no time,’ I answered her, surprised that a self-professed animal lover wouldn’t see that.
‘Oh, but surely you wouldn’t have the animals in the building with you?’ asked Linda, looking shocked. ‘Like, wouldn’t they all be out in the back garden? I really don’t think James would like the idea of animals actually being in the building.’
And that was the end of that.
It was almost midday before I made it to the next estate agents and, again, laid out my requirements, this time feeling a little less optimistic. Martin was helpful but doubtful.
‘Business is good in the area at the moment,’ he told me, ‘and rents are high. People want something a little … well, maybe cleaner, more straightforward, like an office or a shop or something. Your husband is one of the Hicks’ butchers, isn’t he? I don’t suppose he would be interested in a property in the area? We might have a nice unit that would suit him.’
As I made my way up Main Street to the last estate agent, I was beginning to fade. The sun that had shone so brightly as I started my day, shone just a little too brightly now. The weight of my unborn son was starting to bear heavily, and the hill up Wicklow Main Street seemed steeper than usual. I was half tempted to stop somewhere for lunch, but was expecting the girls back home for two so decided to push on. I was starting to feel a little nauseous from the unaccustomed two cups of coffee I had had in my meetings and from the lack of food. Beads of perspiration started to break out on my forehead as I continued up Main Street.
Just on the corner, I spotted two lads selling herrings out of a fish box, obviously fresh from the morning’s catch, and decided to buy a few for a quick lunch back home. It was only after I handed over the ten euro note that I realised I would have to bring them with me into the estate agent’s.
The office was hot and at the top of two flights of stairs. I was starting to feel dizzy and could feel my hands shaking as I laid my folder on the table and sank gratefully into the small hard-backed chair, not noticing as the bag slipped out of my hand and the fish slithered gleefully over the (thankfully) tiled floor. Embarrassed, I bent down and eventually gathered all the escapees back into the bag. I definitely felt dizzy as I sat back up and had to wipe the sweat off my brow.
It was only as I pulled out my notebook and started to read out, for the third time, my list of my requirements that I noticed my hands were covered in fish scales, which seemed to have miraculously spread all over my folder, my notebook, the office desk and, I could only assume, my recently mopped brow. Trying to ignore the increasingly fishy smell, I bravely continued though my list.
‘So, do you think you might have anything suitable?’ I finally enquired, as the estate agent had not uttered a word since the runaway fish episode.
‘Do you know,’ he began quietly, in a slow, patient voice as though talking to somebody not quite with it, ‘my wife has a lovely recipe for herrings. You make a batter with oatmeal and slow roast them in the oven. It’s really quite delicious,’ he continued kindly. ‘Now, why don’t you sit there for a few minutes and I’ll get one of the girls to make you a nice cup of tea.’
‘But what about my rental property?’ I replied weakly, clutching on to my folder in one hand and my bag of fish in the other, hoping they would support me through the next dizzy spell.
‘Sure I’ll be talking to Donal up at the match next weekend, and I can have a chat with him if something comes up.’
By the time Molly and Fiona arrived home, well after the appointed two o’clock, I had abandoned the unfortunate herrings – after all, who knows what they might have caught on the estate agent’s floor. I revived myself with a toasted sandwich and was back sitting at the kitchen table, Slug still at my feet, drawing new sketches on yet another A4 graph pad.
Chapter 2
Double Jobbing
Some months later, I found myself lying in bed one night with six-week-old baby Jack lying peacefully in his cradle that his grandad (the original Jack) had handmade when Molly, the eldest, was born. Donal had been temporarily relegated to the relative tranquillity of the spare room. I lay semi-slumbering, one ear tuned attentively towards Jack, except for one small addition, in the form of a forty-kilo Boxer dog lying, attached to a drip, on a veterinary bed on the floor beside me.
My failure to find a suitable premises to rent for the practice, and the lack of time with the imminent arrival of Jack, had led us to alter the plans somewhat. Instead of going for a purpose-built premises, we had decided to convert our eight-foot by-eight-foot utility room into a consulting room that would double as a theatre whenever the need arose. As always, the plans took on a life of their own, and before we knew it a portacabin had been ordered into which we planned to fit second-hand kennels, a few extra sinks and some storage space.
The plan seemed foolproof. Everything was based at home, which would be ideal with three pre-school children. Donal would be home in the evenings, allowing me to run evening clinics, and my mother was on standby to come over one or two mornings a week to be with the kids if I needed to run a morning clinic or had patients in for surgery. As our house was on a one-and-a-half-acre site in a quiet rural setting, on what my sister described as a ‘rats’ motorway’, due to the grass growing up the middle of the road, we were unlikely to be overwhelmed with business. When the kids reached school age, I would look again at the option of building or renting a premises or if the clinic wasn’t taking off at all, I could simply take a job with one of the local mixed-animal practices.
No matter how many of the hundred and one things we had thought of, there was always the hundred and second that we had overlooked. In the early weeks of the new practice, when it was normal to see one or two animals a day, the Blue Cross had sent me a referral, in the form of an elderly lady with a cat who was apparently in a bad way having been hit by a car. The distraught client followed my directions up the hairpin bends leading to the house, but I had neglected to tell her to come to the back door of the house for the surgery. Instead she arrived, cat draped dramatically across her arms, to the front door. As I was on my own with the kids, I had warned them that I had to treat a sick cat. I planned to admit it for pain relief and stabilisation, knowing that Donal was on the way home at which time I could give it my undivided attention if more intervention was required. With Jack sleeping peacefully in his cradle and Molly and Fiona quietly engrossed in making a ‘get well soon’ card for the sick cat, I was out the back, setting up a heat lamp in the kennels when the front doorbell rang. I didn’t hear the bell from the back of the house, so Molly beat me to the door.
‘Are you the lady with the squashed cat? Come on in. Would you like a cup of tea?’ she asked her with great enthusiasm all in one breath.
The poor woman looked even more bewildered as I quickly ushered her through to the back room, mentally making a note to put up
more signage directing people around to the back door.
Luckily, Ginger the cat was not as traumatised as his owner and all that was needed was some pain relief and instructions for a few days rest (along with a gentle recommendation about neutering in the not-too-distant future).
On the night in question my patient’s condition was not so straightforward. George was a stunning Boxer who I had often admired as he strutted around the village, normally accompanied by a gaggle of children. Although great with the kids, he had a reputation of fancying himself as the stud of Glenealy. Numerous other canines had challenged his slot over the years, but with his bulk and attitude of disdain, he had quickly dismissed them all.
However, a bit like David and Goliath of old, George finally met his match in the form a dying wasp late one September evening. He probably never even noticed as he swallowed the striped body, but within minutes his face and tongue started to swell dramatically. His owners found him in the back garden, pacing restlessly with great drools of saliva hanging from his mouth, rubbing his face along the ground to relieve the discomfort. By the time George arrived at the clinic he was very agitated and almost as distressed as his owners, who arrived in their pyjamas as they had been on their way to bed. They were relieved when I suggested that I admit him for the night, even though I expressed my concern at the severity of his reaction.
It might seem bizarre that I could have even considered admitting a severely sick dog with a new baby in the house, and with years of hindsight I myself would be inclined to agree, but at the time, having committed to setting up a practice and by accepting clients, I was automatically obliged to provide a twenty-four/seven emergency service for all registered patients. Unlike the GPs who can roll over in bed and send their patients by ambulance to the nearest A and E hospital, in the case of vets, the GP provides the A and E service too! George was a registered patient of mine, so I was obliged to treat him.
