AUTHOR'S WARNING. Please note, as previously mentioned this is a true story. It reflects bad people doing bad things and features a high degree of profanity and some scenes that are violent or sexual in nature. I make no apologies for that; 'the truth is rarely plain and never simple' - and usually ugly.
Celebrities have secrets. Meet the man who knows them all and will do anything to keep them quiet. Even murder.
Andrew Manning has spent 20 years masterfully reviving celebrity careers that have been rocked by scandal, but now some particularly difficult and demanding characters are about strain even his abilities to the limit:
Shelley. Model and fashion icon, she's determined to blackmail her closeted, gay footballer husband into a lucrative divorce settlement…but Shelley has her own dark secret.
Joey. Handsome, young reality TV star and sex symbol. His career is in tatters after launching an expletive-laden attack against the Queen of England, but he's determined to hang on to his celebrity even if it means slowly poisoning himself to death.
The Producer, a king in the world of entertainment - rich, powerful, sexually deviant and a serial abuser of hopeful young wannabes.
Charlie. Morbidly obese, murderous Mafiosi adviser (and creature) to...
Janey. Musical superstar, mad, bad and dangerous to know. Janey consumes liquidized human fetuses to preserve her youthful (or should that be vampiric?) good looks.
Johnny. Andrew's partner, a psychopath with a heart of gold and voices in his head. He's on a mission to murder as many celebrities as possible.
And when an ambitious young photographer snaps Janey in the middle of one of her disgusting meals, things begin to spin rapidly out of control for Andrew.
How will Andrew reconcile the demands of such disparate and desperate characters. And who's going to end up dead?
I Really, Really Want It also features shocking cameo performances from a glittering list of famous, household names. Is your favorite celebrity in the book?
"A close look into the seemingly insane experiences of celebrities….captivating and unique...recommended." U.S. REVIEWS
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The Curious Little Book of Extraordinary Big Tales
"Brilliant comic technique, and a glorious sense of moral outrage at the current mess in which our country seems mired, combine here to make a unique reading experience. Often laugh-out-loud funny, the real-life characters behind these innocuous fairy tales and fables hit you by surprise, a series of sharp rocks hidden in those snowballs. Amazingly, with all the faux-naievete and children's book elements gleefully displayed here, the writing never becomes twee or condescending. I don't know where this writer's been all his life, but I intend to catch up with him, and keep an eye on where he's headed next!...Bravo, Mr. Hennerly! Stay angry, and keep your books coming!" VINE VOICE
25 tales of magic, mystery, wonder and horror from the strange, yet hauntingly familiar, land of Anywhere.
A horrible secret is revealed when a fairy's 'gift' shows the Perfect Parents to be anything but perfect.
A man of pure intention realizes that only Love has true value, the rest ain't worth a damn.
A Troll inflicts a bloody revenge on a family of Bankers.
A uniquely corrupt politician bursts into flames.
The Souls of a Mother and her Son dance across a broad, bright blue sky with a complexity as intense and beautiful as the irresistible, flawless logic of a Mathematical Equation or the eye-catching wonder of a Murmuration Of Starlings.
An abiding evil is unleashed against humanity after the Devil has a bright idea.
A cry of "You have billions. We are billions" rings throughout the land as The Ordinary Folk rise up against The Greedy One Percent.
Nora-Lee lives a life of quiet desperation, always in the shade of her more beautiful and adored sister, but is determined to be free, to be the person she was always meant to be - even if that means murder.
A lonely, bullied teenage boy mysteriously sprouts a huge pair of Angel's wings.
A beautiful, compassionate, campaigning Princess becomes beloved of the people and meets a tragic, and suspicious, end.
A dignified and proud old lady, haunted by the deafening silence of her life, embarks upon a final, incredible journey.
A man is eaten by his sofa and we learn of the incredible, secret history of Wilhelmina the Dachshund.
And...12 more incredible Tales!
Did you know that real Trolls have horns, can run as fast as cheetahs and have a deep and abiding hatred of Bankers?
Did you know that you began your existence as a random handful of atoms, coalescing together after journeying across the vastness of the Universe and when God saw you he was so moved by your beauty that he tore a piece off himself and placed it inside you?
Did you know that as you read this the Blind Old Weaver Of Fate is Clumsily Spinning Together the course of your life - She is random, malicious, capricious, bountiful.
Did you know that a Fairy lives for exactly 897 years and 13 days, that they steal human children because they can’t have their own and when they cry, their tears turn into diamonds?
Did you know that where ever you walk, the Devil and his Special Children walk with you and that one day your Soul will Break The Chains Of Earthly Existence to make one last, Incandescent Journey across a Broad, Bright Blue Sky and the Tale That Was Your Life will slowly fade away, to be lost forever in the dense Fog Of Forgotten Stories?
Praise for The Curious Little Book of Extraordinary Big Tales:
"Different....entertaining....amusing....delightful." US REVIEWS
"This collection reminded me of a modern day Oscar Wilde. His clever use of satire combined with ethical morality had me at the end of some chapters howling laughing and other crying. I have not read such an emotive collection of tales in a long time and cannot recommend this enough." U.S. REVIEWS
"An excellent collection of short faerie tales for adults with plenty of humor, satire and moral lessons in a world that just like but completely different in one way or another to our own." US REVIEWS
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