by R L Saunders
“All locked away. She keeps repeating herself over and over. But that’s the point.”
“What point?”
“She tells me the story and then has nothing to write down. So then she starts making up stuff out of those books I bring her. Just in her own words. Still keeps talking about conspiracy, but it’s now pulled out of Macbeth and Tale of Two Cities.”
“Kinda sad.”
“Well, she brought it on herself. Since ‘everyone was out to get her’, soon they were. And how she earned that ‘breakdown.’ But she’s not the only one playing that game.”
“How so?”
“Her hubby thinks those young things are naturally attracted to him. The only attraction they have is how much they get paid. They are both being played. Just like that corporate news outlet that secretly pays you.”
They rode in silence for awhile.
Ron finally spoke again. “Don’t worry, trying to give them a story about ‘the real conspiracy behind the mysterious disappearance of Mrs. C_’ will never see the light of day. Let’s make up a story they’ll pay you for. About how you were able to get some salacious scoop. Like how she doesn’t wear underwear and flashes her security detail. I can give you some pictures of piles of empty Chardonnay bottles on the grave of her cat. Their gossip columns will love that. All from ‘off the record sources.’ Security will get a bonus to take the blame and stay quiet. Now turn over and let’s enjoy some hanky-panky on the long ride back.”
Stories from R. L. Saunders
SHORT STORIES:
• Cats Typing Romance
• The Chardonnay Conspiracy
• The Integrity Implosions
• The Maestro
• The Rise and Fall of President Frump
Novels and Non-Fiction Satire/Parody:
• Becoming Michelle Obama
• Fear – Horace Hackett's Classic Updated
• Black Leis Matter: A Parody of Current Events
• Covfefe - The Secret Origins
• Fixing Media Stereotypes: From Self-Inflicted Legacies
• I Am Not Your Cracker: An Obvious Social Justice Parody
• Barack Obama Book of Legacy
• The Michelle Obama Transgender Guide
• And Then The Murders Began
• Alice in Liberalland
• Four White Guys Who Made America Great (The First Time)
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