Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader Wise Up!

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by Bathroom Readers' Institute

glue, 124

  gold, 263, 374

  Gold Rush (California), 374

  Golden Globe, 116

  Goldberg, Whoopi, 252, 317

  Goldfinger (movie), 313

  goldfish, 92

  golf, 2, 14, 21–2, 37, 97, 113, 131, 136, 140, 215, 244, 294, 352

  Gone With the Wind (movie), 346

  Goodyear, Charles, 97

  googol, 98

  Gorbachev, Mikhail, 100

  gourmets, 83

  Graceland, 115

  Graduate, The (movie), 157

  Graham, Bette Nesmith, 11

  Grammys, 130,347

  Grant, Ulysses S., 49, 127, 182, 329, 356, 365

  grapes, 94, 132

  graveyard, 159

  gravy, 132

  Gray, John Hamilton, 3

  Gray Panthers, The, 136

  Great Salt Lake, 245

  Great Train Robbery, The (movie), 270

  Great Wall of China, The, 153

  Greece (Ancient), 83, 116, 351, 377

  green (color), 315–6

  Green, Tammy, 81

  Grey, Lady Jane, 104

  Grey, Zane, 351

  guillotine, 133

  guitar, 328, 367

  guns, 356

  Gutenberg, Johannes, 365

  Guthrie, Woody, 234

  Gwar (band), 7

  gymnasium, 146

  gyroscope, 149

  H

  Haddix, Harvey, 13

  Hades, 15

  Hagen, Walter, 21

  Haggard, Merle, 73, 105

  “Hail Columbia” (song), 357

  hair, 12, 129, 345

  Haiti, 357

  Halaby, Lisa, 104

  Hall, Halsey, 123

  Halloween, 85, 371

  hamburger, 91

  Hamilton, Alexander, 114

  Hancock, John, 364

  Hands Across America (event), 100

  Hanks, Tom, 45

  Hannibal (movie), 358

  Hanson, 124

  “Happy Birthday” (song), 217

  Harding, Warren G., 257, 327, 348

  harp, 125, 150

  harpsichord, 125

  Harrelson, Woody, 79

  Harrison, George, 169

  Harrison, William Henry, 27

  Harroun, Ray, 14

  Harvard University, 239

  Hawaii, 104, 131, 254–5

  Hawking, Stephen, 107, 217

  Hayes, Rutherford B., 277

  headlines, 175, 243

  headphones, 363

  health care, 126

  hearing, 363

  Hearst, William Randolph, 121

  heat (temperature), 86

  Heinz ketchup, 140

  Heisman Trophy, 347

  Hemingway, Ernest, 91, 258

  hemp, 94

  Hendrix, Jimi, 32, 43, 73, 115, 232, 302, 328

  Henry, Patrick, 127

  Henry III, King, 103

  Henry VIII, King, 104, 375

  Henry, John (horse), 14

  Henton, Martin “Hezza”, 347

  Hepburn, Katharine, 157

  Hess, Rudolf, 105

  High Noon (movie), 348, 358

  Hippocrates, 240

  hippopotamus, 9

  Hirohito, Emperor, 114

  history, 142, 146, 181, 357

  Hitchcock, Alfred, 317

  Hitler, Adolf, 91, 114, 120, 300, 337–8

  Ho Chi Minh, 142, 364

  Hoffa, Jimmy, 289

  Hoffer, Eric, 5

  Hogg, Ima, 26

  Holiday, Billie, 99

  holidays, 85, 100, 281

  Holliday, Doc, 351

  Holly, Buddy, 289

  Hollywood, 206

  Holt, Harold, 102

  Hoover, Herbert, 13, 27, 88, 118, 136, 214, 348

  Hoover, J. Edgar, 103

  Hopalong Cassidy (tv show), 89

  Hope, Bob, 246

  Hopi (village), 118

  Hornsby, Rogers, 363

  horse racing, 14

  Horse the Band (band), 7

  horses, 2, 83, 141, 274, 362

  hot dogs, 382

  Houdini, Harry, 299

  housing, 96

  Houston, Sam, 262

  How Green Was My Valley (movie), 358

  Howard, Ryan, 13

  Howland, William P., 3

  Huey, Dewey, and Louie (siblings), 30

  Hugo, Victor, 98

  Hulce, Tom, 32

  human relations, 249

  hummingbirds, 77, 82, 92

  Hundred Years War, 356

  hurricanes, 26, 29

  I

  ice cream, 93, 124

  illnesses, 176

  imaginary friends, 128

  India, 83, 109, 126, 133

  Indiana, 131

  Indianapolis 500 (car race), 14

  infidelity, 137

  injuries, 229

  insects, 120, 140, 279, 292, 322

  Internet, 128, 260

  inventions, 51, 109

  Iran, 83, 99

  Iraq, 109, 144

  Irish, 83

  Irving, Washington, 376

  Irwin, Arthur, 360

  It’s a Wonderful Life (movie), 121, 358

  italic type, 123

  Italy, 11, 83, 106

  ivory, 97

  J

  Jackson, Andrew, 127, 182, 291, 348

  Jackson, Jesse, 329

  Jackson, Michael, 20, 234, 324

  Jackson (siblings), 30

  jails, 105

  Jakobs, Josef, 133

  Japan, 83, 100

  Jaws (movie), 236

  jazz, 125

  Jefferson, Thomas, 11, 21, 51, 119, 127, 231, 257, 348, 362

  jelly beans, 119, 147

  jellyfish, 92–3

  Jemima, Aunt, 258

  Jemison, Mae, 93

  Jeremiah Johnson (movie), 31

  jerky (beef), 91

  Jerry Maguire (movie), 248

  Jessup, Violet, 116

  jesters, 89

  Jetsons, The (TV show), 90

  Joan of Arc, 375

  jobs, 137, 321

  Jobs, Steve, 156

  Joel, Billy, 156

  John Paul II, Pope, 350

  John, Elton, 136, 324

  Johnson, Andrew, 27, 348

  Johnson, Billy “White Shoes,” 355

  Johnson, Dwayne “The Rock,” 115

  Johnson, Jack, 11

  Johnson, Lyndon B., 27, 119, 182, 214, 323, 348

  Jolie-Pitt (siblings), 30

  Jonas brothers, 30

  Jones, James Earl, 111

  Jones, Jim, 133

  Jonestown Massacre, 133

  Joplin, Janis, 43

  Jordan, Michael, 52, 63

  Journey to the Center of the Earth (Verne), 352

  Joy of Cooking, The (Rombauer), 91

  Joyce, James, 98, 354

  Judaism, 102

  July Fourth (holiday), 85

  jump rope, 174

  Juneteenth, 281

  K

  kamikaze, 123

  kangaroos, 330

  kazoo, 361

  Keaton, Buster, 121

  Keats, John, 371

  Kelloggs, 126

  Kelly, Gene, 79

  Kennedy, John F., 71, 348, 356

  Kennedy (siblings), 30

  Kermit the Frog, 315

  Kerouac, Jack, 136

  Kerry, John, 145, 366

  ketchup, 119, 140

  keyboards, 125

  Khan, Chaka, 91

  Khan, Genghis, 355

  Khan, Kublai, 355

  Khrushchev, Nikita, 344

  King, B. B., 20

  King, Martin Luther, Jr., 43, 72, 100, 133

  King, Stephen, 31

  kings, 104

  Kirk, Captain, 107

  Kirkwood, Joe, 21

  KISS (band), 32, 87

  Kissin’ Cousins (movie), 111

  kite flying, 36

  Kiwis (birds), 77
/>   Klem, Bill, 14

  klezmer (music), 367

  Knight, Gladys, 136

  Know-Nothing Party, 134

  Kool-Aid, 133

  Koufax, Sandy, 112

  Krauss, Alison, 347

  kryptonite, 90

  Kuhn, Maggie, 136

  Kyoto, Japan, 106

  L

  labor, 137

  Labor Day, 325

  lacrosse, 360

  Ladd, Alan, 24

  Lake Erie, 245

  lakes, 245

  lamb, 83

  landmarks, 259

  language, 123, 190, 280

  Lansing, Sherry, 116

  Las Vegas, 344

  Lassie, 103

  Last Samurai, The (movie), 79

  Law, Jude, 31

  laws, 71, 141, 181, 203, 373

  lawyers, 198

  leaders, 223

  Led Zeppelin (band), 99, 299, 342, 366

  Lee, Bill “Spaceman,” 127

  Lee, Harper, 365

  Lee, Robert E., 356

  leek, 94

  left-handedness, 27

  Legos, 80

  Leigh, Vivien, 28, 347

  LeMond, Greg, 14

  Lenin, Vladimir, 142

  Lennon, John, 169, 226

  Les Misérables (Hugo), 98

  “Let’s Spend the Night Together” (song), 121

  Lewinsky, Monica, 5

  Lewis, C. S., 293

  Lewis, Huey, 5, 24

  Lewis, Oliver, 14

  Liberace, 21, 302

  Liberty Bell, 195

  license plates, 131

  lichens, 94

  Life Savers, 147

  lightning, 224

  Lili’uokalani, Queen, 104

  Lincoln, Abraham, 115, 127, 231, 291, 348

  Lindbergh, Charles, 91, 171, 174, 365

  Lion King, The, (movie), 349

  lions, 353

  Lipari (island), 122

  Lipman, Hymen L., 11

  liquid paper, 11

  Liszt, Franz, 367

  Litchfield Law School, 115

  literature, 365

  Little League, 116

  Live and Let Die (movie), 313

  liverwort, 94

  Loch Ness monster, 126, 192, 327

  logos, 34

  Lone Ranger, The, 134

  loons (birds), 23

  Los Angeles Dodgers, 2

  Lost Weekend (movie), 121

  Louis XIV, King, 21, 50, 110, 188, 355

  Louis XV, King, 11

  Louis XVI, King, 142

  Louis-Phillipe I, King, 104

  Louisiana, 131

  Louisiana Purchase, 262

  love, 186, 209

  LSD, 114

  Luciano, Charles “Lucky,” 105

  luck (bad), 293

  Lucky Charms cereal, 147

  Luelling, Henderson, 138

  lunch, 140

  lunch boxes, 89

  lying, 278

  Lynch, David, 107

  Lynn, Loretta, 324

  M

  M&Ms, 147

  Macbeth, King, 104

  Macy, William H., 103

  Madison, James, 119, 182, 257

  Madonna, 28

  maggots, 135

  Magic 8-Ball (toy), 80

  Magna Carta, 142

  Maher, Bill, 111

  mail, 207

  Mailer, Norman, 134

  Mall of America (Minnesota), 108, 344

  malls (shopping), 108

  Malone, Moses, 14

  mammals, 312

  mango, 94

  Mann, Horace, 115

  Manson, Marilyn, 20

  Mantle, Mickey, 112

  Mao Zedong, 133

  marbles (game), 80

  margarine, 124

  Marier, Rebecca, 144

  marriage, 186, 249

  Mars, 98

  Marsalis, Wynton, 136

  marshmallows, 147

  Martin, Dean, 340

  Marvel Comics, 90

  Marx, Groucho, 111, 206

  Marx, Harpo, 324

  Marx, Karl, 364–5

  Marx, Zeppo, 103

  mathematics, 109

  mating, 39

  matriarchs (Judaism), 274

  Maverick, Samuel, 22

  Max Q (band), 7

  May Day, 99

  Mayans, 109

  Mays, Willie, 127

  Mazarin, Cardinal, 24

  McCartney, Paul, 103, 136, 169, 363

  McDonald’s (restaurant), 1, 34, 80, 126

  McIntosh (apple), 362

  McKinley, William, 257

  McRae, John, 117

  Meat Loaf (singer), 366

  medicine, 240

  Melcher, Terry, 22

  Memorial Day, 325

  memory, 217

  Mercury (planet), 130

  merry-go-round, 89

  Mesopotamia, 109

  Meucci, Antonio, 88

  MGM, 121

  mice, 141

  Michelangelo, 2, 98, 375

  Mickey Mouse, 102

  military, 144, 205, 277, 332

  milk, 124, 360

  Milky Way galaxy, 1, 95

  millionaires, 326

  Mississippi River, 284

  Mitchum, Robert, 79

  mnemonic devices, 217

  mobile homes, 131

  Moby Dick (novel), 293

  Monaco, 106

  mondegreen, 361

  money, 123, 228

  Money, Eddie, 115

  Mongolia, 106

  Monitor, The (naval ship), 334

  monkeys, 93, 330

  Monopoly (game), 80

  monorail, 16

  Monroe, Marilyn, 121

  moon, 135, 333

  More, Sir Thomas, 377

  Morocco, 357

  morphine, 127

  Morrison, Van, 99

  Morse, Samuel, 174

  mosquitoes, 322

  mosses, 94

  motherhood, 81, 295

  mountains, 177

  Mounties (Canadian), 3

  Mousetrap, The (play), 116

  movies, 236, 248, 270, 346, 358

  Mozart, Wolfgang Amadeus, 157

  Mt. St. Helens, 100

  mudskippers, 18

  multiple personality disorder, 267

  mummies, 146

  Muppets, 299

  Murder on the Orient Express (Christie), 352

  Murray, Anne, 347

  Murray, Jim, 112

  Muscle Factory (band), 7

  music, 7, 42, 125–126, 328, 331, 342, 367

  Mussolini, Benito, 90–1, 102, 365

  mustache, 129

  mutton, 83

  mythomaniac, 361

  N

  NAACP, 134

  Nabisco, 126

  nails (finger), 361

  names (people), 22, 26, 49, 87, 250, 252, 376

  names (place), 70

  napping, 137

  NASA, 93

  NASDAQ, 183

  Nashville, TN, 126

  national anthem (Canadian), 360

  National Geographic (magazine), 31

  National Rifle Association (NRA), 134, 356

  Native Americans, 118, 271

  natural disasters, 309

  Navajo, 118

  Nazis, 22, 356

  NBA (National Basketball Association), 140

  National Parks, 89

  neanderthals, 146

  Necco wafers, 147

  negligee, 381

  neuroblast, 361

  Nevis (island), 114

  New Jersey, 131

  New Orleans Philharmonic, 136

  New Year’s Eve, 85

  New York City Police Dept., 115

  New York state, 100

  New York Times (newspaper), 54, 62, 260

  New Yorker (magazine), 366

  Newfoundland, 106

  Newhart, Bob, 347

  Newton, Sir Isaac, 350

  NFL (National Football Lea
gue), 140

  Nicaragua, 102

  Nicholson, Jack, 5, 21, 31, 45, 111, 207

  Nicklaus, Jack, 120, 130

  nicknames, 173

  Nigeria, 106

  Nike, 34

  nikhedonia, 361

  Nile River, 284

  Nimoy, Leonard, 107

  Ninety Six, SC, 130

  nipples, 79

  Nixon, Richard M., 119, 134, 165, 257

  Nobel Prize, 72

  Nobilo, Frank, 79

  Nolte, Nick, 79, 107

  Noor, Queen, 104

  North Dakota, 131

  North Pole, 242

  Norway, 102

  noses, 146

  nuclear bombs, 277

  nudity, 132

  Nugent, Ted, 20, 91

  numbers, 37, 95, 98, 326

  nursery rhymes, 89

  O

  O. Henry (William Sydney Porter), 376

  O’Connor, Sandra Day, 100

  O’Hare International Airport, 126

  O’Keefe, Georgia, 145

  O’Neal, Shaquille, 90

  obesity, 137

  oboes, 125

  occasions, 85

  oceans, 148

  odors, 303

  Of Mice and Men (Steinbeck), 103

  Office and a Gentleman, An (movie), 111

  Oklahoma, 131, 357

  Oklahoma! (movie), 358

  Old Testament, 150

  olf, 361

  Oliphant, Pat, 90

  Olympics, 2, 14, 110, 114, 116, 145, 325, 334, 344

  Onassis, Jackie Kennedy, 329

  Onimusha (video game), 80

  onions, 83

  onychophagiac, 361

  opera, 253

  Oppenheimer, J. Robert, 364

  oranges, 132

  Orbison, Roy, 363

  orchids, 33

  Oregon Trail, The, 138

  Oreos, 126, 140, 191

  organ (pipe), 125

  origins, 109, 220

  Orwell, George, 145

  Osbourne, Ozzy, 73, 366

  Oscar (awards), 317, 347

  Oscar Mayer, 382

  Osiris, 315

  ostriches, 77

  Ottawa, Canada, 189

  otters, sea, 18

  owls, 77

  ozone, 86

  P

  Pacino, Al, 79

  Pac-Man (video game), 80

  Pacific Ocean, 82

  Paige, Satchel, 112, 304

  paint, 124

  pancakes, 83, 119

  pandas, 244

  paper, 86, 131

  Parker, Dorothy, 99

  Parkinson’s Disease, 133

  parks (national), 336

  Parliament (English), 102

  Parnevik, Jesper, 91

  parrots, 378

  parsley, 24

  Parthenon, The 153

  Parton, Dolly, 366

  pasta, 9, 83

  patents, 29, 51

  Patton, George S., 145

  Pavarotti, Luciano, 253, 329

  Pavone, Julian, 136

  peaches, 135

  peanut butter, 91, 135, 382

  peanuts, 1, 145, 368, 382

  Peanuts (comic), 89

  pears, 94

  Pearson, Lester, 114

  peas, 119

  Pebble Beach (golf), 113

  Pee Wee’s Playhouse (TV show), 20

  pelicans, 77

  Pelletier, Nicolas, 133

  Pemberton, John S., 11

  pen (ballpoint), 11, 109

  pencil, 11

  pendulum, 149

  penguins, 369

  Pennsylvania, 131

  pentathlon, 145

  pepper, 9

  pepperoni, 140

  Pepsi (commercial), 111

  percents, 140

 

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