by Jeff Strand
The Mad and the MacAbre
Jeff Strand
Two novella-length tales of the twisted and the bizarre...the frightening and the deranged...the mad and the macabre...
KUTTER by Jeff Strand: Charlie, a vicious, heartless serial killer, takes home a stray Boston Terrier he finds in a park. Can this dog make him into a better person?
REMAINS by Michael McBride: The discovery of human remains prompts a new search for seven missing theology students. To learn what happened, their families must recreate their final days and decipher a series of cryptic clues, but nothing can prepare them for the truth.
[McBride] desplays pitch-perfect pacing and creates interesting, believable characters, resulting in a tale that's gripping and yet at times also philosophical." -- Robert Morrish, Cemetery Dance
"Jeff Strand beautifully crafts a heart-wrenching tale of a man and his dog...and his unquenchable thirst for murder."
THE MAD AND THE MACABRE
by Jeff Strand and Michael McBride
© Jeff Strand 2010 and Michael McBride 2010
Table of Contents
Kutter
Remains
About the Authors
KUTTER
-1-
Charlie Stanlon held the dead woman and wept.
It wasn't supposed to happen like this. He'd been careful, like always. He'd applied antiseptic and bandaged each cut right after he made it, and he hadn't cut her anyplace where she should've bled to death. Though her nude body was covered with dozens of bandages, she should've been his for at least another week.
But, no, she'd just given up. After the first few slashes, she'd barely even struggled.
Charlie walked away from the bloodstained metal table, to the other side of the basement, and tried to compose himself. Crying over this was ridiculous. He was forty-two, not a little kid who'd broken his toy airplane. He grabbed a rag from the crooked shelf he'd installed himself and wiped his eyes.
Pathetic. He was absolutely pathetic.
Charlie forced himself to shrug. "Oh well," he said out loud. "These things happen. Can't win 'em all. That's life in the big city for you."
He glanced back at the corpse. He could pretend she was still alive. Pretend she could feel the new cuts. Pretend she was so petrified with fear that she'd slipped into a catatonic state where she could see everything, feel everything, yet couldn't make a sound or move a muscle, even though she was screaming inside of her brain.
No. He'd just be cutting up a dead woman. That was no good. There was no satisfaction there--he'd simply be making a mess.
He felt the tears start to form again, and bit down on the sides of his mouth--hard--to keep them from flowing. It didn't work. But at least the pain made him feel a little bit better about crying.
Charlie sat in the corner on the cement floor, and silently wept. It wasn't fair. Nine hours. He'd only had her for nine hours.
Maybe this one wouldn't count. If he had less than a day with her, she shouldn't count. That made sense.
No.
No, no, no.
He had a rule: one every two months. No more. Not ever.
It was always somebody who wouldn't be missed. She was homeless and usually a junkie, although he preferred it when she wasn't on drugs. He could barely even imagine the euphoria if he were given the chance to cut somebody healthy and attractive--maybe even one of his co-workers--but he didn't want to spend the rest of his life in jail. He had to be cautious. And that meant no more than one victim every two months, even if one died prematurely.
He'd just have to figure out a way to make it through the next few weeks.
* * *
Alicia dropped the papers into Charlie's in-box. He didn't look away from his computer monitor until she'd walked back to her desk.
He picked up the stack of papers and sighed with frustration. She'd stapled them in the top center. She was supposed to staple them in the top left, so that he could easily fold the papers over when he was photocopying them. He quickly typed an e-mail to Bob Testiro, his supervisor, explaining the issue once again and requesting that he send out a note to the department to remind everybody of the proper procedure.
He flipped through the pages and sighed again. She hadn't written the customer report date on the balance adjustment form. Charlie sent another note to Bob to inform him of the situation.
A few minutes later, Alicia walked back to his desk. "You know, I sit in the next row," she said.
"Okay."
"Instead of trying to get me in trouble, you could've just asked me to write in the date."
"I wasn't trying to get you in trouble."
"It took more effort to get Bob involved than it would have to come to me directly."
"Okay." Without looking Alicia in the eye, Charlie took the papers out of his in-box and handed them to her.
"Did I do something to piss you off?" she asked.
"No."
"Are you sure?"
Charlie didn't respond. He looked back at his monitor and silently pleaded for her to leave him alone. If she'd done it right the first time, he wouldn't have to bother anyone, and nobody would have to bother him. It was just a staple and a date. Not that hard to remember. She'd been working here three weeks; it wasn't like today was her first day.
Alicia scribbled on the form and put it back in his in-bin. But she didn't leave.
"Charlie?"
"Hmm?"
"Look at me."
Charlie reluctantly turned to face her. She was a couple of years younger than him, as far as he could tell. Not model pretty or actress pretty, but her beauty still made him nervous. She had curly red hair that went down to her shoulders, and freckles. Lots of freckles.
"We have to spend nine or ten hours a day in this place," she said. "So why don't we try to make it a pleasant work environment?"
"Okay."
"If you have an issue with me, bring it to me first, all right? If you're still not happy, then take it up a level. We're supposed to be partners, not adversaries."
Charlie nodded. Why wouldn't she leave him alone?
She stood there for an excruciatingly long moment, as if waiting for him to continue their conversation. He had nothing to say. Finally she left.
* * *
Charlie sat in his basement, staring at the empty table. He'd disposed of the dead woman in what he liked to call the Body Pond four days ago. She should still be alive and thrashing around in front of him. He had no idea how he was going to make it all the way to September 24th, the day he was allowed to stalk his next victim. He'd go insane.
She really shouldn't count. If they died in less than twenty-four hours it shouldn't count. Otherwise it wasn't fair. Just not fair.
He closed his eyes and lightly rapped his head against the basement wall. This wasn't about fairness. This was about being careful. He'd go hunting every week if he knew he wouldn't get caught, but after claiming his first victim three years ago in what had been the greatest single moment of his life, he'd promised himself that he wouldn't get greedy. Wouldn't get sloppy. One kill every other month.
The schedule had always worked out well. It gave him something to look forward to. But after getting ripped off so badly this time, he wasn't sure he could wait for the next one, especially because he rarely found somebody the first night of a hunt. It usually took a couple of days of searching to find a suitable victim where there'd be no witnesses and little chance of injury. Sometimes it took more than a week.
He couldn't break the rules. He'd created them for a reason.
Yet...if he thought about this logically, which was more dangerous? Seeking another victim sooner than planned, or waiting until he was so desperate and frantic that he made a
mistake? If he went now, he'd still be in top mental and physical form. In a few weeks, he might be like one of those twitching junkies he sometimes killed.
Yes, waiting was far more dangerous. He'd have to be a complete fool to wait. And since he hadn't been caught in three years, Charlie Stanlon knew he was no fool.
He'd begin the new hunt tonight.
* * *
As Charlie walked down the sidewalk, his heart raced with excitement yet he was also sick to his stomach with dread. As always, he knew that this could be the one that went bad. He could end up in jail, or lying on the street with a knife in his belly, or strapped to a metal table in somebody else's basement. He shuddered at the thought of the things he did to the women happening to him.
He wore a pair of gray sweatpants and a matching gray shirt, specifically chosen to be nondescript. The clothing was hotter than he'd prefer during the summer, even at night. But though Charlie wasn't obese, he was a couple dozen pounds overweight, and he figured he'd be more memorable to possible witnesses in shorts.
It wasn't a good evening. Too many people hanging out in groups. There was one potential: a middle-aged woman huddled on the bench at a bus stop, trying in vain to light a cigarette butt that had no tobacco left. Charlie watched her for a few minutes, then decided that she could be carrying a can of pepper spray. He had to get up early for work tomorrow, so he quit around ten-thirty, went home, and went to bed.
The next hunt began much better. She wasn't attractive, at least not at the moment, but she was young. Sixteen or seventeen. She looked scared.
For several minutes, he stood thirty feet away and watched her dig through the garbage bin behind the crappy restaurant, working up his courage to approach her. Finally he did so, keeping his pace casual, trying to be as quiet as possible.
The girl gasped and spun around to face him. She dropped a Styrofoam container and looked almost embarrassed. Her eyes darted back and forth, as if trying to decide where to run.
"Hi," Charlie said, trying to sound friendly. "I'm not going to hurt you."
"I wasn't stealing anything."
"I don't care." That didn't come out right. "I mean, I don't care if you were. I don't work here. Did you run away from home?"
The girl nodded. She still looked like she was about to flee. If she did, Charlie would just let her go--you couldn't be cautious enough when you were sprinting after a potential victim.
She wasn't a good choice. If she was a new runaway, then somebody was probably looking for her. Charlie preferred to prey upon people who wouldn't be missed right away, if at all. Too risky to take a girl away from parents that cared about her.
Still, he really wanted to do this.
"Do you have anywhere to go?"
"I'm fine."
Charlie thought carefully about what he was going to say. Though he said the same thing almost every time and had even written it down, he occasionally got the words wrong and scared the woman off. "I'd offer to let you sleep on my couch, but I'm crammed into a really small apartment and I barely have room to turn around as it is. I can't give you any money--nothing personal, it's just the way I am after getting burned a few times. Drug users, you know."
The girl stared at him. Charlie cleared his throat.
"Anyway, I can't do any of that, but I'd be happy to buy you something to eat."
He waited expectantly. He considered offering a friendly smile, but that wasn't something that had worked out well for him in the past. Charlie wasn't sure why. He'd practiced his smile in the mirror and it seemed pleasant enough.
The girl shook her head. "I...I don't think I can."
"Why not?"
"I just can't. I'm sorry."
She stepped back. Charlie grabbed her wrist.
Oh, no. Why had he done that? He never did that kind of thing. He always got them back to the car before laying a hand on them. This was sloppy. This was horrible.
He realized that he was squeezing way too hard and let go of her. "I'm just trying to be nice," he said.
She ran.
Charlie took a step forward, then stopped himself. He couldn't chase her out where people might see. That was ridiculous. He'd screwed this one up and couldn't salvage it, so it was time to go home. That was his rule: if a hunt was close but didn't work, he quit for the night.
The rules were what kept him out of jail. Kept him alive.
God, he wanted to chase her. Chase her down, drag her back to where they'd been standing, and bash her head against the rusty metal side of the trash bin. Not hard enough to kill her--hard enough that she knew he wasn't playing around, hard enough that she knew he was controlling her fate, hard enough that she knew there was a lot more pain on the way.
There didn't seem to be anybody else around. The whole area was quiet.
If she was reduced to digging scraps out of the garbage, she probably didn't have much energy. He could catch her quickly. She wouldn't put up much of a struggle. He could handle the situation in less than a minute. Nobody would see.
No. Terrible idea. Terrible idea.
"You can't win 'em all," he whispered.
The hunt was over. Charlie walked back to his car and drove home.
- 2 -
Charlie stared at the TV for about three hours, not really watching it.
* * *
He was deeply ashamed of himself the next morning. Grabbing her arm? How could he be that careless? That impatient? He was starting to lose control, and if he didn't shape up soon, he'd find himself on the receiving end of a three hundred pound convicted rapist's penis. At least, that was the fate he'd overheard a co-worker wish upon the person who stole her laptop. For what Charlie was doing, he'd probably end up with a much larger rapist. Or a much larger penis. Either way, he needed to get himself back to normal.
There was always his emergency shelter, but that was a last resort. He'd rather not spend his remaining years hiding out like an animal.
He looked at his reflection in the bathroom mirror. "Shape up or ship out," he told himself.
Charlie brushed his teeth and rinsed with Listerine, then practiced his smile a few times. He didn't think it looked that creepy. Maybe it was his eyes. He knew people whose eyes seemed to sparkle when they smiled, but his never did.
Contacts might work. Lighten his eyes up. Turn them from brown to blue or green. Then the women might trust his smile. He should make an appointment to visit the eye doctor sometime soon.
After work the next day, Charlie decided to empty his change jar. All of his spare change went into the plain glass jar. When the jar was full to the very top, he'd dump it into the grocery store's loose change machine, get his savings in paper currency (minus an eight percent service charge), and then buy himself something special. With his last jar, he'd bought a really nice power drill with dozens of different bits. He found that he preferred the smallest one.
The jar was just over a third of the way full, and Charlie's official rule was that the top coin actually had to protrude over the surface before he could consider spending the money. But having already decided to break the biggest rule in his life, using the change jar early was a pretty minor infraction, and a handful of bills could possibly accomplish what his personality couldn't.
* * *
He walked out of the grocery store, disappointed. Only fifty-five dollars and twenty-one cents. Less than he'd expected. The jar must've been heavier on pennies than usual.
Still, it should be enough to get somebody into his car. Though it felt like cheating this way, he didn't think he had a choice. After this one, he'd get completely back on track. Follow all of the rules. He just needed to get this one out of his system and then everything would be back to the way it used to be.
* * *
The money worked. He didn't even have to promise that more was forthcoming. He drove with the hooker--really, a crack whore, though he hated that term--in his passenger seat and tried to keep his eyes on the road.
"So what do you want to d
o?" she asked.
Charlie shrugged. He didn't have a script for this sort of thing.
"I bet you have some idea."
"Okay."
"This your first time?"
"No."
She smiled. "Not first time ever. I meant first time for money."
"Oh. Yes."
"I can tell. I know a guy who can give us something to make us both feel better. It doesn't cost that much."
Charlie shook his head.
"You sure?"
"Yeah."
"You're the boss. Pity, though. You'd have a lot more fun if you relaxed a bit."
"I'm okay."
She pointed through the windshield at a building up ahead. "How about you pull behind that bank over there?"
"My house is better."
"How far is it?"
"Not far."
"You know I can't drive around all night with you, right? Not for what you're paying. Let's just go someplace quick."
"My house is better. It'll only take ten minutes."
"You got beer?"
"Yes."
"What kind?"
Charlie tried to remember the commercials. "Bud Light."
"All right. But we're gonna have to be quick."
The first thing she did when they walked into his house was excuse herself and go into the bathroom. When she emerged a couple of minutes later, her eyes were glazed over and she gave him a half-smile. She wasn't anywhere near as appealing now, but it was very easy to get the chloroform-soaked rag over her mouth.
* * *
"I never had any interest in finding my real parents," he told her, as he polished the blade with a cloth. "I could probably find them, I guess, but I don't see any reason to do that. I lost touch with my first foster family, too, and I spent a lot more time with them than I did my birth parents, so it's just not something that's important to me. I feel guilty about that sometimes, like I should care, but I don't. Why do you need parents when you're in your forties?"
