by Linda Jaivin
In Which We Are Introduced to the Indiscretions
of Major F.S. Bedlow and Our Hero Turns for
Succour to the Poet Kipling
The SS Hsin Fung steamed up the Whampoa River towards the Yellow Sea and Wei Hai Wei. From the bridge, Morrison watched Shanghai disappear into the distance. To one side stood Kuan; to the other a stocky Englishman with mackerel eyes and unpleasantly fleshy lips. Major F.S. Bedlow of the Royal Dublin Fusiliers was the latest correspondent dispatched by The Times to bedevil him, a human blunderbuss capable, Morrison was quite certain, of flattening any enemy with garrulousness alone. Before the SS Hsin Fung had left the Whampoa, Bedlow had confided all manner of inside intelligence about the war to a subaltern with whom he had formed a casual acquaintance. The subaltern told the chief mate who, in turn, told Morrison. A nice discreet man is our correspondent! Morrison rued inviting him to stay in Peking. Battered by Tooth and bruised by Mae, he was already downspirited enough.
Over dinner at the captain’s table, an American woman d’un certain age named Lara Ball flirted with both Morrison and the handsome chief mate. Not in the mood, Morrison excused himself to search out a comfortable nook in the smoking saloon where he might nurse a whisky and his disappointment in relative peace. He was obscurely rattled by the behaviour of Miss Bell. She was too old, he thought, for such shenanigans. Forty if she were a day!
Almost his age in fact.
Anxiety flared in him along with his sinuses.
In came Bedlow in search of fellowship. Vainly attempting to deflect conversation, Morrison huddled over his journal. Bedlow, oblivious, pulled up a chair. Morrison scrabbled in his mind for the glorious solitude of the Australian wilderness and a clarity of thought he feared he might never recover.
Gossip welled up from Bedlow like a spring. Morrison, giving up any hope of writing in his journal, found himself almost admiring the man for the tirelessness of his news gathering. And Bedlow did convey the titbit that Paul Bowles—last seen amongst the crowd sniffing after Mae at the Shanghai racetrack—had so exasperated his employers at the Associated Press that only yesterday they had recalled him to San Francisco. One down, he thought and then remembered he was no longer in the competition himself. An acute sense of loss walloped him in the guts. Muttering some excuse, he stumbled off to the cabin he was sharing with a Japanese bean merchant called Yendo.
As Yendo snuffled and snored, Morrison pitched from cold, dank thought into tempestuous dreams and back again, waking more tired than when he had gone to bed. His jaw still ached from the dentist’s mallet. Stooping in the cramped cabin, he shaved, drawing blood. In the looking glass, a sallow man with downturned mouth stared back at him. Soaking his flannel in a basin of cold water, he pressed it to his face and eyes. A marginally pinker and more vital man looked back. The corner of Morrison’s mouth twitched as he recited lines from Kipling that had given him comfort in the past:
A million surplus Maggies are willing to bear the yoke;
And a woman is only a woman, but a good Cigar is a Smoke.
God, he missed her.
In Which Lionel James’s Tales of Derring-Do on
the High Seas Recall Our Hero to His Proper
Position in Life
Tailed by the scombroid Bedlow and having left Kuan to his own devices for the evening, Morrison entered the canteen on Liu Kung Island, where he found James drinking what looked like flavoured milk.
‘Local specialty. Not sure why I didn’t discover it earlier. Ichiban. Jap for “number one”. Egg, milk, brandy, gin, crème de Macao, Angostura bitters, all the usual devices of the devil. Midshipmen write home to their mothers about it but only mention the first two ingredients. Does wonders to keep out the cold. G.E.—there’s been an incident.’
James had been on deck on the Haimun. It was a cold night. He looked up the coast towards Port Arthur, then across to Dalny. Twenty-five miles of darkness. Not even a passing convoy. He was about to go below deck when a steamer flying the flag of a Russian admiral suddenly appeared at stern, all four funnels belching smoke. ‘Damned fast boat, that one,’ he told Morrison.
He raced into the saloon. Brown, the Haimun’s wireless operator, was deep in a novel by Jack London; he might as well have been in Alaska. ‘Brown!’ James yelled and Brown jumped. ‘Spark up the wireless! We’re about to be boarded by the Russians! Tell Fraser that if they don’t hear from us within three hours he should inform the British commissioner, the senior naval officer and The Times.’ James then raced up to the bridge.
Captain Passmore was glued to a pair of binoculars. By now the Russians were running parallel. ‘Bloody hell, James.’ Passmore spoke without removing his eyes from the glass. ‘That’s the Bayan.’
At this revelation, Morrison sat bolt upright. ‘Makarov’s flagship?’
‘Yes, the flagship of the Commander of the Russian Pacific Fleet himself,’ James confirmed.
Morrison could have sworn Bedlow’s ears actually angled forward at this.
‘Brown sent the message. At that moment, the Bayan, which had passed the Haimun, suddenly changed course. Just then a great booming flash of yellow fire screamed across the Haimun’s bow.’
Bedlow’s eyes popped.
‘Ye gods,’ exclaimed Morrison.
James continued. ‘Brown, white as a sheet, raced back into the cabin as Passmore shouted the orders to weigh anchor. I whipped around, looking for Tonami.’
‘Your Japanese translator.’
James grimaced and took a swig of ichiban before continuing. ‘The quartermaster said Tonami had made a dash for his cabin. I pushed open the door. His shirt was off and he was pointing a dagger at his own stomach.’
A shiver went through Morrison. ‘Let me get this right. Your interpreter was going to commit hara-kiri.’
‘Seppuku. I mean, that’s what they call it.’
There was more to this story, that was for certain. Morrison was beginning to get an inkling of what it was. ‘Go on, man.’
‘I shouted at him to stop. He told me he knew what he had to do and thrust a sheaf of papers at me.’
‘Papers? What papers?’ Bedlow could scarcely contain himself. His eyes gleamed with interest, his moustache with milk. Morrison felt his hackles rise. There was enough to be concerned about here without worrying about the human wireless sparking up next to him. He glanced around the room. His eyes lit on the eccentric Reginald Johnston, a genial thirty-year-old Scot who served as Wei Hai Wei’s chief magistrate. Johnston, Morrison knew, travelled with an entourage of imaginary friends who had been with him since boyhood. Johnston could keep a man entertained—or trapped—for hours with his stories of The Quork, with her bonnet box and scandalous behaviour; the libidinous Mrs Walkinshaw, who could ‘shock a geisha’; and the strange malefic beast Hopedarg.
‘Bedlow.’ Morrison’s fingers closed around Bedlow’s wrist like a manacle. ‘There’s someone I want you to meet.’
Returning alone to James, Morrison scowled. ‘Indiscreet little jackanapes. He’s been a barnacle to my hull ever since I met him. Nearly impossible to scrape off. Now tell me all about Tonami and tell me fast. He’s no civilian translator, that’s for sure. Officer in the Japanese navy, I take it. Rank?’
James attempted a smile. ‘Commander.’
‘The papers?’
‘His ciphers. He said if he died I should destroy them.’
‘When were you going to tell me?’
‘I am sorry, G.E. It was part of the deal.’
‘The deal?’
‘To keep quiet. The Japs swore me to secrecy.’
Morrison raised one pale eyebrow. ‘I take it our employer is as in the dark about this deal as I am.’
James nodded. He confessed that the Japanese navy had finally agreed to give him limited access to the theatre of war on one condition: that he carried on board a Japanese naval officer pretending to be a civilian translator. Tonami would act as an official censor. His job was to ensure that James’s report
s contained nothing detrimental to the Japanese cause. It was true he also translated but that was rather a bonus.
Morrison digested what James was telling him. ‘An arrangement that compromises the neutrality of the ship, and, by extension, Great Britain as well. Not to mention the operation and good name of The Times. And yet the Japanese have done next to nothing to fulfil their part of the bargain, which is to grant you protected access to the front.’
Digging in his tobacco pouch, James focused on refilling his pipe. ‘If you put it that way, yes.’
Morrison put one hand on his forehead as though to shield himself from further revelations. ‘So go on. Tonami, the Japanese naval commander posing as a civilian translator, was about to commit hari-kiri aboard a putatively neutral vessel leased by The Times.’
‘Seppuku. I said we could disguise him. They’d never guess who he was. Alive, anyway. I’d have had a bloody hard time explaining the presence of a freshly disembowelled Japanese translator to the Russian search party. But Tonami shook his head. “They’ll know. The Admiral, Stephan Makarov, and I were in Paris together. Il est genial. Intelligent, aussi. Tout le monde le trouve ça.” There was more. Something about a French girl. Makarov had never forgiven him. Marvellous, I thought. Bloody marvellous. I forbade him to do anything foolish and dashed off, returning moments later with the uniform of the Malay quartermaster. By the time Russian boots were clomping across the gangway, Tonami was at the ship’s wheel, the brim of the quartermaster’s cap low over his eyes.’
James had extended a hand to the leader of the boarding party and introduced himself in English and French, doing his best to look calm.
The Russians exchanged glances. Also speaking in French, they asked if there were any Japanese on board.
James shook his head. ‘Mais non, bien sûr.’
The Russians demanded to be taken to the wireless and shown what had been transmitted. James handed over a ream of fake, innocuous telegrams they’d prepared for just such an emergency. Checking these against the equipment, the Russians noted that the latest transmission was missing. James found it and showed them: it was the notice to Wei Hai Wei that they were about to be boarded. The Russians took in the fact that since the Haimun seemed to be a neutral ship engaged in nothing that would compromise its neutrality, holding it beyond three hours might precipitate an international incident. Seeing his chance, James chose that moment to tell them he had earlier seen four Japanese cruisers steaming towards Port Arthur. He intimated that it would be a shame, a tragedy even, if ships of the Russian navy—including the Admiral’s own flagship—were cut off from the home port due to their dealings with such an irrelevant person as himself. The Russians raced up onto the deck, thundered down the gangplank and were gone.
James exhaled. ‘We returned here straight away and I cabled you to come. I wanted to inform you in case there were any repercussions. I knew I could count on your support. I am not so sure our editor will be as sympathetic.’
Morrison swirled his drink in his glass. ‘Just out of curiosity, what was in the real record of transmissions that the Russians could have objected to? Were they not just submissions to The Times and so on?’
‘They don’t call you the great correspondent for nothing, G.E.’ James took a few quick puffs on his pipe. He lowered his voice until it was barely audible. ‘Tonami uses our wireless equipment to transmit intelligence and orders to the Japanese navy.’
‘Ye gods, man! Are you reporting a war or trying to start one?’ Morrison was about to ask James when he’d planned on telling him the truth when he realised that James had been hinting at it from that time they’d met in Peking. What’s more, James had asked him to travel to Nagasaki with him and Tonami on the Haimun. He’d clearly wanted to tell him then. Morrison was certain that if only he’d gone, he’d have been able to work out some strategy to prevent the disaster that was now threatened by the Russians. But no, he’d gone to Shanghai in pursuit of the cackle-headed Miss Perkins instead. From the evidence, it is I who is the cackle-headed one! Well, that strange episode in his life was over. And thank goodness for that. His work needed him and he needed it.
In Which Ambushes Are Laid, an Abandoned
Post Is Bombarded and a Bullet Both Finds and
Misses Its Mark
In Tientsin again, and having barely set down at the Astor House, Morrison heard from the faithful Dumas the disconcerting news that Miss Perkins, whose return to Tientsin had preceded his by less than one day, had been spotted earlier that same morning seeing off Martin Egan at the train station.
Morrison shrugged as though the news was of no concern. ‘At least Egan has the decency to make himself scarce upon my arrival. But they can do as they like. She and I are through. I told her I will not be seeing her again.’
‘Ah, now that is a new development,’ said Dumas with a dubious air. He turned to Kuan. ‘Your master has come to his senses, don’t you think?’
‘Shi.’ Kuan nodded. ‘I think Miss Perkins…she was like fox spirit.’
Even the most unsuperstitious minds have a tiny crack in them into which, at the right moment, a suggestion of the supernatural might seep. A fox spirit is as sophisticated, intelligent and raw as the man she haunts, as lovable, canny and dangerous as his own reflection. Professor Ho’s words flooded back to him. Ridiculous. He pshawed. ‘Come, come, Kuan. Next thing you know, you’ll be telling me again how, according to the laws of geomancy, the placement of my bed is impeding my chances for marriage. And my dear Dumas. My senses have been a part of the deal from the beginning. It is my rationality that went missing from time to time. I see from your expression that you crave further detail but, I assure you, there’s nothing worth telling. We’re through and that’s that. It was but an inconsequential dalliance and, as is the way with such trifles, it has come to an end. It’s already the first week of April and I’m feeling somewhat derelict in my duties. I’ve much to do. I should like to request a meeting with the Viceroy. Would you care to join me there, Dumas?’
As they discussed that and other arrangements for the next several days, a powerful wave of relief swept through Morrison. It was his firm opinion now that Mae’s rejection of his proposal had prevented a moment of foolishness leading to a lifetime of regret. A fox spirit, indeed! Whatever she is, she’s incapable of fidelity, nothing more than a born prostitute—albeit one without desire for money or present. Miss Mae Ruth Perkins, Morrison concluded, was beyond doubt the most immoral woman he had ever met.
Dumas looked through the papers as Kuan unpacked and Morrison changed into a fresh suit. As the three men descended the stairs into the lobby, a sultry ‘helloo’ caused Morrison’s breath to stick in his throat. Mae rose from the settee, a vision in rose velvet.
‘Major Dumas. Dr Morrison. Kuan.’ She curtsied genially. ‘Oh, Dr Morrison, I was so pleased to receive your note about going to the hockey. It is a very fine day for a ride. As you suggested, I’ve engaged a horse and carriage for us.’
A chill travelled down Morrison’s spine. It would be useless, not to mention risible, to protest that he had sent no such note, made no such suggestion. Besides, has she not just been with Egan? I, George Ernest Morrison, do not eat the crumbs off another’s table! Look how her eyes flash with mischief. Her waist, cinched to nearly a handspan. My bracelet upon her wrist. She is shameless. Outrageous. That smile. Brazen beyond belief. He expelled the breath he realised he had been holding. ‘Very good,’ he said at last. ‘I suppose we should be off then. Dumas, I shall see you later at the Club. Kuan, you have those chits I have written to the Viceroy’s interpreter and others. Please wait on the answers.’
‘How was your ride?’ Dumas asked that evening.
Morrison raised an eyebrow. ‘Ride? Ah. Suffice it to say that the horse was less fatigued after four hours than his passengers.’
Morrison, Dumas and Menzies were at the bar in the Tientsin Club. At this revelation, Menzies appeared to duck for cover behind his own face.
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sp; ‘So, let me get this straight.’ Dumas swirled the ice in his whisky. ‘You proposed to her in Shanghai. She turned you down—or at least declined to accept—because, employing impeccable feminine logic, she loved you.’
Morrison winced. He had not gone into unnecessary detail. ‘Yes. That’s what she said.’
‘So you forswore both your suit and her company. You duly arrive in Tientsin, mentally fortified against further offence to reason and good sense but, upon the first sight of the fair maiden, surrender all your forces.’
‘It was an ambush.’
‘It is a poor army that does not make some allowance for the possibility of entrapment in its strategy,’ chided the military man. ‘Wouldn’t you agree, Captain Menzies?’
Menzies looked as though he’d rather be lying in a muddy trench somewhere.
Morrison grimaced. ‘I have, I swear, no emotion on seeing the body clad. But hair down and body discovered—I confess this thrills every fibre in me.’
‘Ah, youth,’ said Dumas.
‘She is young,’ Morrison replied, knowing full well it had been a jibe.
Staring into his glass of gin, Menzies mumbled, ‘Perhaps you could take a break, go into the country, find some restful brickkiln.’
‘A restful what?’ He stifled a laugh. If Menzies had his odd moments, Morrison thought, they were also one of the man’s more endearing traits.
‘I think what Menzies is saying,’ Dumas interjected, ‘is that a holiday might not be a bad idea.’
Morrison cleared his throat. ‘I appreciate your concern. I have far too much work, however, to consider a holiday at the moment.’ For all his dallying with Miss Perkins, he informed them, he had also managed that afternoon to see the Manchurian Prince Na. After that, he’d persuaded the head of a missionary body to withdraw all of his organisation’s funds from the Russo-Chinese Bank. He had requested a meeting with the Japanese consul, had got word that the Viceroy would see them, and he intended to look up many other contacts over the next several days before returning to Peking. ‘Including Professor Ho, whom I encountered recently aboard the steamer to Chefoo. Interesting man. Although he has not said it in as many words, it is obvious that my Boy, Kuan, holds him in almost reverential awe. Says he is one of the country’s most progressive intellectuals and a leading light of reform and progress. Very critical of the Empress Dowager and the Ch’ing government. He speaks blessedly excellent English, too. In fact, Granger and others I know could take some lessons from Ho. He speaks with great irritation of the Old Buddha and her profligacy.’ As he spoke, Morrison could see Dumas and Menzies relax, as if he had once again become the man they knew and expected him to be. I have worried my friends. I shall say no more to them of my relations with the cackle-headed maiden. Indeed, there is nothing really to say. My senses may still be captive to her but she no longer has any purchase on my heart.
