"Rod, I hate to add to your burdens, but my father asked me to mention something to you. It is imperative that you make out a new will. Unfortunately, circumstances have changed, and your present will is simply inadequate."
His head snapped up as if I had slapped him.
"I hope I haven't offended you by referring to it," I said hastily.
"No, no," he said. "That's all right. I was just shocked that it hadn't even occurred to me. Your father is correct, as usual. As you probably know, Lydia inherited a great deal of money, and now I suppose it comes to me. What a filthy way to get rich."
"It was her wish," I reminded him.
"I know, but still.. Very well, you can tell your father that I'll certainly give it a lot of thought, and when I return from the funeral I'll get together with him."
"Good," I said. "A will isn't something that should be delayed."
He looked at me with a twisted smile. "A legal acknowledgment of one's mortality," he said. "Isn't that what a will is?"
"I suppose so," I said. "But for a man in your position it's a necessity."
He poured himself another drink with a hand that trembled slightly. I wondered how many more of those bombs he'd be able to gulp without falling on his face. I wanted to caution him but it wasn't my place.
He must have guessed what I was thinking because he grinned foolishly and said, "I'll sleep tonight."
"That you will."
"You know, these are the first drinks I've had since Lydia died. I wanted a drink desperately while waiting for the police to arrive, but it seemed shameful to need alcohol to give me courage to see it through. But now I don't care. I need peace even if it comes from a bottle and even if it's only temporary. Can you understand that?"
"Of course," I said. "As long as you have no intention of leaving the house tonight."
"No intention," he mumbled, his voice beginning to slur. "Positively no intention."
"That's wise," I said, finished my drink, and stood up. I had no desire to witness this stricken man's collapse. "Then if you'll give me your house keys, I'll be on my way."
He rooted in the top drawer of his desk and finally handed me three keys strung on an oversized paperclip. "Front door, back door, and garage," he said.
"I'll look in while you're gone," I promised. "And may I tell father you'll consult him about a new will when you return?"
"Yes," he said. "New will. I'll think about it."
He didn't stagger when he accompanied me to the front door, but he moved very, very slowly and once he placed a palm against the wall for support. He turned to face me at the entrance. I couldn't read his expression.
"Archy," he said, "do you like me? Do you?"
"Of course I like you," I said.
He grabbed my hand and clasped it tightly between both of his. "Good man," he said thickly. "Good man."
I gently drew my hand away. "Rod, be sure to lock up and put the chain on."
Outside, the door closed, I listened until I heard the sounds of the lock being turned and the chain fumbled into place. Then I took a deep breath of the cool night air and drove home.
I garaged the Miata and saw lights in my father's study. His door was open, which I took as an invitation to enter. He was seated in the leather club chair, a glass of port at his elbow. He was reading one of the volumes from his leather-bound set of Dickens. The book was hefty, and I guessed it to be Dombey and Son. He was stolidly reading his way through the entire Dickens oeuvre, and I admired his perseverance. Even more amazing, he remembered all the plots. I don't think even Dickens could do that.
He looked up as I entered. "Archy," he said, "you're home. You saw Gillsworth?"
"Yes, sir. He gave me a set of his house keys and asked that I look in once or twice while he's up north at the funeral."
I was waiting for him to ask me to sit down and have a glass of something, but he didn't.
"You brought up the subject of the will?"
"I did. He said he'd give it some thought and consult you when he returned."
"I suppose that's the best that can be hoped for. What condition is he in?"
"When I left him, he was half in the bag and still drinking."
One of father's eyebrows ascended. "That's not like Gillsworth. I've never known him to overindulge."
"Emotional strain," I suggested.
"No excuse," the lord of the manor pronounced and went back to his Dickens.
I climbed the stairs to my perch, thinking of what an uncompromising man my father was. And as I well knew, his bite was worse than his bark.
I undressed, showered, and scrubbed my choppers. Then I pulled on a silk robe I had recently purchased at a fancy-schmancy men's boutique on Worth Avenue. It bore a design of multicolored parrots carousing in a jungle setting. One of those crazy birds had a startling resemblance to Roderick Gillsworth.
I treated myself to a dram of marc and lighted an English Oval-my first cigarette of the day! I slouched in the padded swivel chair, put my bare feet up on the desk, and ruminated on why the poet had asked if I liked him. His question was as perplexing as Hertha Gloriana's kiss.
I didn't think it was the vodka talking; Gillsworth was seeking reassurance. But of what-and why from me? I could only conclude that his wife's death had left him so bereft that he had reached out to make contact with another human being. I happened to be handy.
But that explanation was not completely satisfying. Sgt. Rogoff has often accused me of having a taste for complexity, of searching for hidden motives and unconscious desires when I'd do better to accept the obvious. A1 could be right, and mother was correct in suggesting that Gillsworth was simply lonely. But I was not totally convinced.
Take as a case in point the recent behavior of yrs. truly. When the poet had asked, "Do you like me?" I had automatically replied, "Of course I like you." That was the polite and proper response to an intimate query from a man who was apparently suffering and needed, for whatever reason, a boost to his morale. And I had duly provided it.
But if the truth be known, I didn't like him. I didn't dislike him; I just felt nothing for him at all. That was my secret, and hardly something I'd reveal to him. I mention it now merely as an illustration of how the obvious frequently masks reality.
I was still musing gloomily on the strangeness of human nature when my phone rang. It was then almost midnight, and a call at that hour was not calculated to lift the McNally spirits. My first thought was: Now who's died?
"H'lo?" I said warily.
"Archy?" A woman's voice I could not immediately identify.
"Yes. To whom am I speaking?"
"Such elegant grammar! Meg Trumble."
Relief was better than a schooner of marc.
"Meg!" I practically shouted. "How are you?" "Very well, thank you. I didn't wake you up, did
I?"
"Of course not. It's the shank of the evening."
"Well, I did call earlier, but I guess you were out. Behaving yourself, I hope."
"Unfortunately. You're calling from King of Prussia?"
"Yes, but I'm leaving early tomorrow morning, and I do mean early. I should be in Florida by Tuesday."
"Can't wait," I said. "Listen, if you arrive in time, give me a call and we'll have dinner. You'll be ready to unwind after all that driving."
"I was hoping you'd say that," she said. "I'm not even telling Laverne when I expect to arrive, but I'll phone you as soon as I get in. See you Tuesday night."
"Good-o," I said. She hung up, and I sat there grinning like an idiot at the dead phone.
It was incredible what a goose that phone call gave to my dismal mood. I was immediately convinced I would rescue Peaches, find the killer of Lydia Gillsworth, the sun would shine full force on the morrow, and I would lose at least five pounds.
When A. Pope wrote about hope springing eternal, he obviously had A. McNally in mind.
8
I don't believe I've ever mentioned my peculiar infatuation with h
ats. I love hats. When I was attending Yale Law (briefly), I wore suede and tweed caps, fedoras, bowlers, and once, in a moment of madness, a fez. But all that headgear was a mite heavy for South Florida, so when I returned to Palm Beach I opted for mesh caps, panamas, and a marvelous planter's sombrero with a five-inch brim.
Recently I had written to a custom hat maker in Danbury, Conn., and had ordered three linen berets in white, puce, and emerald green. They arrived on Monday morning, and I was highly pleased. They were soft enough to roll up and tuck in a hip pocket, yet when they were donned and the fullness pulled rakishly over to one side, I felt they gave me a certain devil-may-care look.
I went down to a late breakfast wearing my new puce beret. Fortunately my father had already departed for the office so I didn't have to endure his incredulous stare. Mother took one look, laughed delightedly, and clapped her hands.
"Archy," she said, "that beret is you!"
I was so gratified by her reaction that I wore the cap while breakfasting on fresh grapefruit juice, three slices of Ursi Olson's marvelous French toast with honey-apricot preserve, and a pot of black coffee. I was finishing my second cup when mater remarked casually, "Oh, by the way, Archy, Harry Willigan phoned just before you came down. He'd like you to call him as soon as possible. He sounded in a dreadful temper."
Dear mother! She made certain I had a nourishing breakfast before breaking the bad news. I went into father's study and called the Willigan home. Julie Blessington, the maid, answered the phone. I identified myself and asked to speak to the master. In a moment our splenetic client came on the line and began screaming at me.
He was spluttering and shouting so loudly that it was difficult to grasp the reason for his rancorous outburst. I finally determined that a second ransom note had been found that morning, slid under the Willigans' front door.
"When was it found?" I asked.
"I told you already-this morning."
"How early this morning?"
"Very early. When Ruby Jackson came down to make breakfast."
"You think it was delivered last night?"
Who the hell knows? You're the detective, ain-cha?"
"Plain white envelope?"
"Yeah, same as before."
"Who in your house has handled it?"
"Ruby handled the envelope. I handled the envelope and the letter inside."
"Don't let anyone else touch it, Mr. Willigan. What does the letter say?"
"Peaches is crying a lot. Poor Sweetums. She misses me."
"Uh-huh," I said. "What else?"
"They want me to put together a bundle of fifty thousand dollars. Used bills, unmarked, no numbers in sequence, nothing over a hundred."
"Any instructions for delivery?"
"Nah. I should just have the cash ready. They'll tell me when and how to get it to them."
"I better come over and pick up the letter," I said. "Will you be there, sir?"
"No, I won't be here," he said aggrievedly. "I got a meeting I'm late for already. I'll leave the letter with Laverne. You get it from her."
"Please tell her not to handle it."
"All right, all right," he said angrily, "I'll tell her. Listen, Archy, you've got to work harder on this thing. As far as I can see, you're spinning your wheels."
"Not exactly," I said. "I have a very important lead I can't discuss on the phone."
"Yeah?" he said. "Well, it better pan out or I'm hiring me a professional private eye. And I might even pull my business from McNally and Son unless I get some results."
And with that naked threat he slammed down the phone before I had a chance to reply. The response I had ready would have shocked my father. He believes a soft answer turneth away wrath. Sometimes it does. And sometimes a knuckle sandwich is required.
I went upstairs to exchange my puce beret for the white one because I feared the puce would clash with a flag-red Miata. (Genius is in the details.) Then I drove toward the Willigans' estate. My spasm of fury at our client's insulting treatment ebbed as I noted the sun was shining brightly and the sky looked as if it had just come from the tum-ble-dry cycle. A splendid day!
The door of the Willigan hacienda was opened by Leon Medallion, glum of countenance, eyes bleared by whatever allergy was affecting him that morning.
"Another ransom note, Leon," I said.
He nodded gloomily. "The old man was in a ferocious temper. When he starts shouting up a storm like that, I disappear. He can be mean."
"I'm supposed to pick up the letter from Mrs. Willigan. Is she here?"
"Out by the pool toasting her buns. You can find your way, can't you? I'm still polishing the effing silver, trying to get the tarnish off. This climate is murder on silverware, brass, and copper."
"Maybe we should all switch to plastic," I suggested.
He brightened. "Fair dinkum, mate," he said.
It hadn't been an exaggeration to say Laverne was toasting her buns. She was lying prone on a padded chaise pulled into the sunlight. She was wearing a thong bikini, and I was immediately reminded of a Parker House roll. She raised her head as I approached. It was wise of her not to rise farther since she had unhooked her bra strap.
"Hi, Archy," she said breezily. "Love your tam."
"Beret," I corrected, "and I thank you. I hope you're using a sunscreen."
"Baby oil," she said.
"You won't roast," I told her, "you'll fry. May I pull up a chair?"
"Sure," she said. "And if you're a good boy I'll let you oil my back."
She was at it again, and I decided she was a lady who enjoyed playing the tease. There is a coarse epithet for women like that-but I shall not offend by repeating it.
I placed a canvas director's chair close to her chaise, but not within oiling distance, and sat where I could see her face.
"Another letter from the catnappers," I said.
"That's right. Harry said to give it to you. It's on the taboret in the hallway. They want him to get the cash ready."
"So I understand. I imagine the next letter will give instruction for delivery."
"Archy, do you have any notion of who might have swiped Peaches?"
"A few frail leads," I said, "but nothing really definite. Laverne, I have a fantastic idea I'd like to try out on you. Do you know what a psychic is?"
Her face was half-buried in the padding, and I couldn't observe her reaction.
"Sure," she said, voice muffled. "People who are supposed to have second sight. They claim they can predict the future and things like that."
"Things like locating missing persons and objects," I said. "My idea is to contact some local psychic and see if he or she can get a vision of where Peaches is now."
Laverne raised her head to stare at me with an expression I could not decipher. "That's the nuttiest idea I've ever heard," she said. "You don't believe that voodoo stuff, do you?"
"I don't believe and I don't disbelieve. But it's worth trying, wouldn't you say?"
"No, I would not say," she said with what seemed to me an excess of vehemence. "It's crazy. Don't do it, Archy. If Harry finds out you've gone to someone who reads tea leaves or whatever it is they do, he'll fire both you and your father."
"Yes," I said regretfully, "I guess you're right. As I said, it was just a wild idea. I better forget it."
"That's smart," she said, settling down again. "By the way, I heard from Meg. She'll be back sometime this week. She's got her own apartment now in Riviera Beach. Will you be glad to see her again, Archy?"
"Of course. She's a very attractive lady."
Her head came up again, and this time she grinned at me. "I think you ought to make a move there," she said. "I think Meg is ready."
I was happy to learn that Meg didn't tell Laverne everything.
"Laverne!" I said as if shocked. "She's your sister!"
"That's why I want her to have fun. Give her a break, darling. It doesn't have to be heavy. Just for laughs."
"I don't know," I said doubtfull
y. "I'm not sure she has eyes for me."
"Try it," Laverne urged. "It would do her a world of good. I realize she's a skinny one, but remember: the nearer the bone, the sweeter the meat."
Yes, she did say that. Was there a more vulgar woman in Palm Beach? If there was, I hadn't met her and had no desire to.
"I'll take it under advisement," I said and stood up. "I better pick up that letter and see if it's any help in finding the catnappers."
"And you'll forget all about going to a psychic?"
The first two rules of successful deception are keep it short and never repeat. Ask me; I know. Laverne was obviously an amateur at deceit.
"I've already forgotten," I assured her. "Don't get too much sun or you might start peeling."
Her reply is unprintable in an account that may possibly be read by impressionable youngsters and innocent oldsters.
I found the second ransom note on the taboret in the hallway. I handled it carefully by the corners and slipped it into my jacket pocket. No one was about so I let myself out and drove home, still smiling at Laverne's final comment and wondering why she felt it necessary to conceal her acquaintance with the Glorianas.
At home, I went immediately to my rooms, sat at the desk, shoved on my reading specs. I unfolded the second ransom note carefully and examined it. It appeared to be printed in the same font as the first and the missives sent to Lydia Gillsworth. The right-hand margin was justified. The ink and paper stock seemed identical in all the letters.
The message itself was as Harry Willigan had stated. I was amused by the casual mention of Peaches being in good health but crying a lot. That was clearly intended to pierce the heart of the cat's owner who might have the personality of a Komodo dragon but was obviously sappy with love for his obnoxious pet.
I added the second ransom note to my photocopy of the first, slid both into a manila envelope, and started out again. This time I left my new beret at home but took along my reading glasses tucked into a handsome petit point case that mother had made and given to me on my 36th birthday.
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