He snorted at that, the weary response of a guy worn down by years of having other people’s idea of compromise forced on him.
‘Yeah. I can see that. All the baby scientists and your guy Compton, are they all likely to stay on? I don’t think he’s a fan of old Dave.’
It was her turn to snort.
‘It’s not you, it’s him. He really didn’t want to come down here. On the other hand, when you are partly responsible for the creation of the Human Terrain Team program, your prospects for giving TED talks in Seattle are slim indeed. He has a knack for organising and running things.’
‘A bureaucrat,’ Dave said.
‘By necessity,’ she said.
‘So he’s the boss?’
‘He oversees the office. Micromanages quite a bit when he’s not talking at people. He wouldn’t appreciate being lectured about your monsters.’
Dave almost protested that they weren’t his, but of course they were. Neither of them would be standing here if he hadn’t lost his shit and brained the Hunn when it was plastered on . . . His train of thought nearly jumped the tracks at that point.
When it was drunk on Marty’s blood.
‘But isn’t this like the discovery of a lifetime? Monsters among us?’ Dave asked. ‘Plenty of juicy research grants out of this. Better than the global warming scam.’
‘Don’t be a fucking idiot,’ she said quite severely to that. ‘It’s unbecoming and unnecessary.’ Ashbury seemed to gather herself with a deep breath, which she let out in a heavy sigh. ‘We’re cleared because we’re locked down by non-disclosure agreements. The whole world could be talking about this tomorrow, but we won’t be allowed to. Not in public.’
The navy chopper passed out of view around the bulk of Thunderhorse at the same moment the faint sound of its rotor chop reached them on a vagary of the breeze. A commercial airliner passed high above, away to the south, probably headed for Little Rock or Memphis. He’d had an app on his iPhone that could have told him just by pointing it at the lights in the sky, but of course that was gone now, too. He hadn’t had a chance to get online and check if it was still alive somewhere. The freshening wind carried the scent of the platform away, replacing the industrial smells of oil and chemicals with clean salt air and brine and traces of rainwater.
None of which Dave cared about.
He just wanted to find a way to either hide or get rid of a large, inconvenient erection that was jutting halfway out to Cuba. He found that by placing one foot on the guardrail, he could more easily cover up. It wasn’t funny. If anything, it was kind of painful, and he wondered if he’d actually gotten his money’s worth from the Nevada hookers because at his age he should have been good for a few more days.
‘What do you think’s gonna happen, Doc?’ he asked, hoping to distract himself.
‘You’re not going to stop calling me that, are you?’
She was leaning back against the safety rail now, which only served to emphasise the line of her breasts, even through the heavy ski jacket.
‘I forget things,’ he said. ‘But come on. Seriously. You’re the expert. What’s gonna happen?’
‘To you? I don’t know. But I was not feeding you a line before. There were people higher up the food chain than Heath who wanted to drop you in a hole until they were sure you weren’t dangerous. You’ll want to keep that in mind, no matter what happens.’
He frowned.
‘And they gave you a security clearance?’
‘I see you know how this works,’ she said. ‘Yes. They did. But I like to think that was for the autopsy on ET and keeping quiet about how the pod people took over the Republicans. For stuff I have issues with, I keep my fingers crossed. And throwing honest citizens in a hole for no good reason, that I don’t agree with.’
She jutted her chin at Hooper, as if challenging him to come back at her. But he didn’t.
‘Wait,’ he said as if he meant to challenge her. ‘ET’s dead?’
‘Deader than disco.’
She smiled and reached into her jacket and produced a fifth of Pendleton whiskey.
‘You take a shot, Dave? You look the kind of man, if you don’t mind me saying so. And I think we earned it today.’
She unscrewed the cap and downed a slug before passing over the bottle. He got a strong scent of whatever perfume she wore as she handed him the whiskey. When he put the glass to his mouth, the taste of her lipstick was strong. It didn’t help much with his boner problem, which was made worse yet by how different she seemed now from the ball-buster he’d met earlier. What the fuck had gotten into this woman?
He passed back the bottle.
‘Thanks. Heath’s okay, I guess. But he doesn’t seem the type to run an open bar on board.’
‘Oh, don’t be so hard on him, Dave. He’s not so bad. You were a bit of a jerk tonight, and he let you slide on that.’
‘He did,’ Dave conceded. ‘And I was.’
Another drink burned down even more smoothly than the first.
‘I’m sorry about your brother. Iraq, wasn’t it? I thought that was a bullshit war.’
‘They’re all bullshit. But yeah, you and me both. Thanks. So,’ he said, wanting to get away from the topic of his brother. He never really wanted to talk about Andy. ‘You know him well? Heath, I mean.’
‘Well enough.’
He filed that away next to Heath having told him that he was just an asset in place. That there was nothing special about his being here. The doc, he was glad to see, was a lady who could handle her liquor. There was no dainty sipping for her. She took a man’s measure from the bottle before recapping it and stashing the fifth back in her ski jacket. Wisps of cloud drifted across the face of the moon, but his eyes adjusted again. He could see well enough in the dark to make out the tiniest blemish where the bottle had smudged her lipstick.
‘I didn’t just mean about me before,’ he said. ‘When I asked what you thought was going to happen, I meant, you know, generally.’
She turned around from where she’d been leaning back on the rail, which put her a little closer to him. Close enough that their elbows touched. She didn’t move away, but after a while he did. It was just too awkward to be that close to her. To any woman, he suspected. Not that he wasn’t interested. Obviously. A woody reaching halfway to next week testified to just how interested. But Dave knew all about getting himself out of trouble and trying to tumble this woman into the sack was a gold medal start on getting himself in trouble. For one thing, she might be his only ally in this whole miraculous clusterfuck. Chief Allen didn’t count; he was more of a friendly snack machine.
If Ashbury noticed him distancing himself, she gave no sign of it.
‘It depends, Dave,’ she said. ‘Is this story going to break? Certainly. There’s just too many people who know, people outside their chain of command. The contact was too remote for them to shut down the site quickly but close enough to a major transmission vector that there was no chance of controlling the . . .’
She stopped.
‘Damn. Look at me. Two drinks and I reveal my secret identity. Jargon Lady. But I guess you were asking whether it’s over. You know, besides your couch session with Ellen, and the 60 Minutes special, and the whole upcoming Festival of Dave, and the overexposure of Dave and the inevitable vicious backlash against Dave, leading to the second coming of Dave, most likely on Dancing with the Stars. Can you dance, by the way?’
‘Sure. I’m a middle-aged white man. I got the moves.’
It was her turn to laugh out loud. It was a light, bright sound on the darkened mausoleum of the Longreach. When she was done, she said, ‘But I guess you mean is it over with those creatures?’
He didn’t speak. He didn’t need to.
‘You’d know better than me,’ she said. ‘What’s your best guess? Are we done with them?’
; Dave really wished he could have another shot.
‘Nope,’ he said. ‘I doubt it. I don’t like thinking much about it. Whenever I spend any time doing that, you know, going down the . . . memory hole . . . that thing opened up in my head, it feels like I might not come out.’
‘It’s amazing, isn’t it?’ she said. ‘If we didn’t have those ugly bastards on the slab downstairs, brains in a bucket, just like ET, you’d probably be locked up as a lunatic. But we do have them.’
She shivered and moved in close to him.
‘Anyway, I’m cold,’ she said. ‘And tired now. And a little scared. Walk me back to my cabin, would you? That’s not a come-on, by the way. I’m genuinely scared. And cold. And if I wanted to fuck you, I would tell you. I have Asperger’s Syndrome.’
Dave stopped mid-stride.
‘Shit? Really? I . . . thought . . .’
‘What? That I wanted to fuck you? Or that I’m retarded now?’
Dave tugged his Annapolis hoodie down to conceal the raging hard-on as best he could, but he was pretty sure she spotted it. And every time she dropped an F-bomb it got worse.
‘No,’ he said, struggling. ‘I just thought . . . I thought. Okay. Yeah, I thought Asperger’s meant retarded. You sort of threw me with that.’
‘Well, it doesn’t. So fuck off with that idea. But walk me home anyway.’
She looped her arm through his and pulled him forward.
‘It’s dark,’ she added. ‘I don’t want to fall off this fucking oil rig. You’re the safety chap. It’s your job.’
He caught up with her, almost stumbling over his own feet.
‘So, since I’m doing you a favour here, you can do me one,’ Dave said.
She gave him a look.
‘Not like that,’ he added quickly. ‘Just what the fuck is wrong with your friend Compton?’
She shook her head. ‘He is not my friend. He is my boss at OSTP. When they need additional knowledge or help with a particular field, Compton is the one who contacts the best and brightest. As for what is wrong with him, that would be the US Army Human Terrain System.’
‘Again with that terrain thing? What is it?’
‘Using the tools of anthropology to understand the enemy in Afghanistan and Iraq,’ she said. ‘A big no-no in the discipline. He’s pretty much blacklisted from any academic position, tenure track or part time, forever. The non-disclosure agreement prevents him from writing a book on his work, so that avenue is closed to him as well.’
‘Don’t you have the same problem?’ Dave asked.
‘No,’ she said. ‘I never went to Iraq or Afghanistan, and I don’t use my skill set in support of programs like Human Terrain. There’s always a berth for me somewhere. The space program is a lot more militarised than you’d imagine.’
‘I doubt that. I got a pretty lurid imagination.’
‘Besides, between guest speaking, medical research, and this job I get by quite well.’
‘So he’s frustrated?’ he asked.
‘Very much so,’ she said. ‘These days he couldn’t get hired as an adjunct if his life depended on it. The government pretty much owns him so long as he doesn’t piss too many more people off.’
They reached the bottom of the stairs and turned down a corridor.
‘They’re going to want to know everything, you know,’ she said as they left the mezzanine level of the stairwell. As soon as they were out in the breeze, the unseasonably biting cold became much more unpleasant.
‘Who? The media?’
‘No. Jesus for an engineer, you can be dense, can’t you?’ She punched him playfully on the arm again. ‘The government. Heath is a believer in you, Hooper. For a born again, he’s quite the empiricist, you know.’
‘I think I know what you mean by that,’ Dave said. ‘And Heath’s a God botherer, eh? Figures.’
‘No, it doesn’t. And I mean that the evidence out here, the accounts he’s gathered from other witnesses, and the time he’s spent with you, it’s all convinced him we’re in a genuine first contact situation. Just not one covered by the protocols. He’s feeling his way through, and one of the things he feels is that you’re telling it straight. Especially about downloading the creatures’ memories, or mind state, or whatever.’
Dave could smell meat cooking slowly down in the kitchen, but for once he wasn’t hungry. Not for food, anyway.
‘Really?’ he said. ‘Because I’m not sure I trust it or even believe it.’
She stopped, forcing him to pull up, too.
‘Why not? Memory is just encoded electrical signals. It’s a phase state, a hypercomplicated one but describable if you have the language, replicable if you have the technology.’
‘Which we don’t. Do we?’
‘No,’ she agreed. ‘But last time I checked, 38-year-old men didn’t go leaping a hundred feet into the air, either.’
‘Thirty-seven. I’m not that old.’
‘Congratulations. But back on topic. Last I checked, monsters didn’t chew up oil rigs. And magical hammers didn’t . . . Hey. That’s warm.’
She’d touched the head of the splitting maul and pulled her hand away quickly. Dave hadn’t noticed anything usual about . . . Lucille. Not since she’d given him that mild buzz a little earlier.
‘Do you mind?’
The prof carefully reached out and touched the brutal-looking axe head, running her hand over it and caressing the sledgehammer. It didn’t help Dave’s little problem.
Not so little, he corrected silently.
Emmeline put her hand on his arm. ‘It’s like you’ve got your own hot water bottle there. No wonder you don’t feel the cold. Just one more thing to add to the list of inexplicable curiosities.’
She let her hand fall away.
‘I wouldn’t call what happened to you a gift, Dave. It feels like a burden. It’s not just about the miracle weight loss cure or cartoon superpowers. You have all this knowledge, too. What you don’t have is the knowledge of that knowledge, if that makes sense. You don’t know what you know. How far down it goes. How wide. How to catalogue it all. In the end, even if no more of these things come up, the government is going to want to make sure they know exactly what you know.’
Dave didn’t reply. He heard Allen approach long before the chief petty officer appeared, boots ringing on the steel decking. He looked agitated.
‘Found you,’ he said. ‘Hope you weren’t planning on going to bed,’ he said, oblivious to any double meaning. ‘We have to get back on shore now. Orders from JSOC.’
‘What’s happened, Zach?’ Ashbury asked.
‘More of Dave’s monsters. A heap of them, coming up out of the sewers in New Orleans. We’re taking half the marines we got here with us. There’s a big firefight under way. It’s confused. Cops. Gangbangers. Some crazy fucker with a crossbow, they say, like the one you killed after Raising Cane’s. And monster –’
‘Wait,’ Dave interrupted him. ‘Did you say a crossbow?’
‘Or a bow and arrow. One of the cops took a shot in the head.’
‘Sliveen,’ Dave said. ‘You want me along, don’t you?’
Allen’s eyes slipped to the splitting maul Dave carried on his shoulder.
‘Captain Heath insists. You, too, ma’am. And Professor Compton.’
‘He will be less than thrilled, but I’ll get him,’ Ashbury said, excusing herself to run back to her room to grab a backpack and ‘some things’.
‘Borrow a gun if you can,’ Dave called after her. ‘A big one.’
‘Come on,’ Allen said, tugging at his elbow. ‘Heath wants to talk to you before we fly out. And, hey, you know, sorry, dude.’
‘Sorry? Why?’
Allen smiled at him.
‘The doctor lady is kinda hot.’
19
The thresh
ate well.
As large and powerful as the minion had been, it indeed had been slow and stupid after gorging greedily on its meal. It had grunted once as they flew out of the darkness and clamped their jaws onto the exposed nerve ganglion bulging at the rear of its neck. It was a heavy brute, and it had taken their combined strength to drag it back out of the uncomfortable light and into the familiar, reassuring darkness of the red-roofed stone temple. Oh, but it had been worth the effort. When they tore open the belly of the beast and ripped into its two stomachs, they were rewarded with a feast of pre-chewed, partly digested man meat. Their eyestalks were rigid with the pleasure of it. How smart they had been, they assured each other by quickthinkings, to have allowed the minion to bring down their prey and prepare it so well for them. Such a sufficiency of the achingly sweet delicacy did they recover from the minion’s digestive tract that they themselves were quite stupid and slow with feasting when yet another of the timid, slow-moving calflings arrived barking, holding some sort of black tool in its hand.
The thresh laughed. What a pathetic little thing. Oh, they would surely eat this one next or even keep it alive for the journey back to the UnderRealms.
This one, too, rode in some form of chariot that howled through the night, flashing cold blue and red fire that they now knew to be entirely harmless. Clad in a skin of white and painted in blue clan livery; the thresh had never seen such a thing. A strange scent was in the air, twice-burned flesh, perhaps. Having been hatched long after their kind had been banished from the Above, they supposed there were many things they had never seen. But race memories lived on long after those who had first known them were gone. Great was their pride in thinking out such a difficult and confusing think as the memory of the beast-drawn carts that Man had been known to ride. Try as they might, however, the related memory of how such a chariot might move without the power of a beast to pull it was beyond them. Such thinking was probably the preserve of a Master Scolari or maybe even the queen. It was possible, they supposed, that the creatures that powered it were inside the chariot, armoured and protected from thresh and minion alike.
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