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Front Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Chapter Seventeen
Chapter Eighteen
Chapter Nineteen
Chapter Twenty
Chapter Twenty-One
Trey’s Gummy Worm Sushi
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Back Cover
For my Markham Bahama Mamas: Andrea, Chantal, Peggy, Renée, Sara, and Tracey
I never realized I was afraid of flying until I was hurtling through space at a kajillion miles an hour on my way to my mom and dad’s beachside tropical wedding.
“Um, Jade?” My best friend, Cori, leaned over and whispered in my ear from 16B, the airplane seat beside me. “You okay?”
The “Fasten Seat Belts” light dinged, and my stomach dropped as the airplane hit turbulence for the umpteenth time. The smelly toddler behind me kept bashing into my headrest, and the lady in front of me had her seat reclined all the way back, adding to the claustrophobic feeling of the flight.
Plus, I had a feeling Stinky Pants had a doo-doo in his diaper because that wasn’t the food cart I was smelling.
Perfect.
“Yeah, I’m totally okay,” I replied in the most convincing voice I could manage. Okay? I should be ecstatic. We were on our way to the Eutopia Resort in the Bahamas so my mom and dad could finally tie the knot and make our family official. “Couldn’t be better. Why do you ask?”
“Um,” Cori said, “because your fingernails are digging into me and I think you’re about to draw blood.” She winced, looking down at her arm pinned to the armrest.
“Oh! Sorry!” I released my death grip and glanced at the flickering red images from the television screen on the back of the seat in front of me, which was tilted at an awkward angle thanks to Miss Snore-A-Lot in 15A. “The, uh…movie is just really intense.”
Cori shook her arm to get the blood flowing again and leaned over to check my screen. “You’re watching Elmo.”
“Right.” I’d tried to find something to watch earlier to keep my mind occupied but got distracted by the fact I was basically putting my life into the hands of a pilot I’d never met.
I drew in a few deep breaths, trying to get oxygen to my brain, and glanced down at my frayed jeans, green Chuck Taylor sneakers, and my favorite oversized “Achin’ for the Bacon” T-shirt, compared to Cori’s funky seashell-beaded tank top and graphic flowery-print skirt, which she’d matched with gold gladiator sandals. Like always, Cori had dressed for style and I had dressed for comfort.
Only, the joke was on me because I was anything but comfortable.
“I know it’s Elmo,” I continued, “but he just lost his puppy and he’s sad. Very, very sad.”
I scanned the seats in front of me and spotted Mom and Dad in row 14. Their heads were tilted toward one another, probably making last-minute wedding plans about flowers or refreshments or music. Everything about the trip had been so last minute that they were still trying to pull together all the details for the wedding. But I’d never seen them happier than during the past few weeks, since Mr. Chamberlain presented us with official passports from his secret source. Those passports finally made us legitimate human beings rather than just underwater sea creatures with an identity crisis.
“Does Elmo even have a puppy?” Cori looked at me through narrowed eyes. “You’re freaked out about something, aren’t you?”
The plane hit turbulence (again!), making the flight attendant stumble a bit, but he braced a hand on the back of one of the seats and smiled brightly, then continued handing out packages of stale pretzels as if nothing had happened.
He didn’t fool me. We were going down with the plane—straight into the watery depths of the Caribbean Sea. I felt it in my gut. Even for a part-time mermaid like me, that didn’t sound like a very healthy prospect.
Taking a lesson from the flight attendant, I turned to Cori with a smile plastered on my face.
“Me? Freaked out? No…”
Just then, Stinky Pants’s mom stood up and whacked the headrest into the back of my skull as she struggled to carry her toddler to the closet-sized bathroom to (hopefully) change his diaper.
“Is it all the gossip you were telling me about back home?” Cori asked as I rubbed the back of my head. “You know people just need stuff to talk about because their own lives are so boring, right?”
It was true—the Port Toulouse rumor mill had kicked into high gear since news spread about the reason for our trip.
Did you hear? Dalrymple Baxter is marrying his dead wife’s sister!
I’d overheard a few women at Dooley’s Drugstore saying how scandalous the wedding between my dad and my “aunt” was. Most of Port Toulouse thought Mom had drowned in a swimming accident at Gran’s cottage the year before. Little did they know that my “Tanti Natasha” was actually Mom’s secret identity to cover up the fact that she’s a mermaid and very much alive!
“That’s kind of a bummer, but no,” I replied. The upcoming Baxter wedding might seem sketchy to people who didn’t know better. But like Dad said, we’d cope with the whispers and finger-pointing when we got back.
“Is it because I came with you guys a few days early since my mom couldn’t get time off work?” Cori persisted.
Cori’s parents had jumped at the invitation to join us because Mrs. Blake and Mom had been best friends since Cori and I were toddlers. But the Blakes couldn’t meet up with us until Friday, just in time for the Saturday wedding.
In fact, not everyone could come on our trip. Serena was spending our weeklong fall school break underwater with her mer-parents and Gran was nervous about flying because of her pacemaker, so I was totally pumped that Cori could
come early and that our friends (slash boyfriends), Luke and Trey, would be flying down with their parents at the end of the week too.
“No, of course not,” I insisted. “I’m glad you’re here.”
“’Cause I totally could have waited to come with my parents, but I kind of couldn’t wait to get out of Port Toulouse,” Cori said. “Oh, geesh. Now I feel like an idiot. You guys have never flown anywhere together before, especially out of the country. Am I creeping on your family time?”
It was true about never flying out of the country. The main reason was because Mom never had a passport or paperwork proving she was human, since she, um, actually wasn’t. Now that she was legit as far as the government was concerned, thanks to Mr. Chamberlain, it opened up a whole new world of possibility, which was awesome!
And scary.
“It’s not that,” I insisted. “But hold on a sec—why couldn’t you wait to get out of Port Toulouse?”
“Ah, just something stupid,” Cori said.
Cori had slept over at my house the night before so we could leave early for the airport that morning, and I knew she and Trey had been texting until late. “Does this have something to do with Trey?” I asked, taking a few deep, cleansing breaths to keep my mind off the fact we were flying on top of the clouds.
Not natural!
“It’s nothing, and don’t change the subject,” Cori said.
“I’m just changing the subject because you’re changing the subject!” I retorted but I made the mistake of glancing through the airplane window. I instantly regretted it because my stomach started pitching like a dinghy on the open sea. I slammed the window blind shut.
“Oh!” Cori’s eyes popped open in realization. “You’re afraid of flying, aren’t you?”
I stuffed the last few stale pretzels in my mouth and crumpled up the bag. “It would help if they had better snacks.”
“You’re unbelievable.” Cori laughed and shook her head.
“What?” I demanded. It was easy for her—her family had flown to tons of places: Florida a few times during spring break and once to British Columbia where they boarded a cruise ship to Alaska.
“Sorry. I’m not making fun of you, but think about it!” Cori leaned over and whispered. “You took down an underwater empire full of Mermish baddies a few weeks ago, and now you’re afraid of a teensy-weensy airplane?”
“Maybe?” I said quietly.
“Listen,” Cori continued, “you’re just paranoid about everything these days, which is understandable considering what you’ve been through this year. But trust me, danger isn’t lurking around every corner. Not everyone is out to get you, remember?”
Cori had a point. The last few months had been the craziest of my life. I’d learned I was part mermaid and found out my mother hadn’t drowned. I’d finally freed Mom from Talisman Lake, so she could find the hidden tidal pool that would help her become human again. In the meantime, I’d started dating a boy (Luke) who turned out to be a mer-boy too, and together we helped bring democracy to the underwater mers off the coast of Port Toulouse.
With all that behind me, I should be able to just relax and enjoy a vacation with my friends and family, shouldn’t I?
“You’re right.” I took a deep breath and tried to relax. “I know you’re right.”
“Do me a favor,” Cori said cheerily. “For the next week, pretend mermaids are just mythical creatures like vampires and zombies. You’re dry, on land, and human, and nobody is out to get you. Make that your mantra, okay?”
“Dry. On land. Human. Got it,” I said quietly, putting my earbuds in and trying to find a TV channel that didn’t involve Muppets so I could distract myself for the rest of the trip.
“Cool.” Cori pulled the airplane blanket up to her chin and rested her head on my shoulder. Soon, she was sleeping like a baby and, ugh, drooling all over my shirt.
I shifted in my seat, trying to get comfortable. Maybe Cori was right. Maybe I’d gotten so used to things going wrong and danger splashing out at me from every corner that I didn’t even know how to live a normal life anymore.
Meanwhile, Stinky Pants and his mom settled back into their seats behind me, smelling a whole lot fresher, and Miss Snore-A-Lot finally woke up and brought her seat forward.
Maybe things were looking up!
Or…maybe not.
Especially not, since the airplane seemed to start to nosedive into the ocean!
I gripped the armrests as we started plummeting to our watery graves just as the seat belt and “No Smoking” signs flashed on and a message rang out over the speaker:
Ladies and gentlemen, we are beginning our descent into Nassau, Bahamas.
Perfect. So we weren’t nosediving into the ocean after all—just crash-landing onto the runway probably.
And not a moment too soon.
I don’t think I ever appreciated the feeling of solid ground quite as much as when we finally landed in the Bahamas and I felt the steadiness of the Nassau airport’s tiled floor beneath my feet.
I could feel the blood returning to my extremities as we made our way through the terminal, enjoying fruity-tasting complimentary beverages and soothing steel-drum music. We collected our suitcases from the baggage carousel, got a few maps from the tourism counter, and found the spot outside the terminal where our hotel’s shuttle van was supposed to pick us up.
“How long until the shuttle?” I asked Dad as I felt the warm Caribbean sun against my cheeks.
“The what?” Dad squinted at me through his standard-issue geek glasses and worked his jaw like he was trying to get his ears to pop after the flight.
“The shuttle, honey!” Mom yelled so Dad could hear then turned to me and smiled. “The doctor said he’d be okay to fly, but I’m afraid his swimmer’s ear is acting up again. He hasn’t been able to understand two words since our descent. Anyway, the shuttle should be here any minute now.”
“In it how? In what?” Dad yelled. Leave it to Dad to get swimmer’s ear after one pool party at the Blakes’ despite the fact his own wife and daughter had just spent months underwater as mermaids. Dad had been through so much, though, and really deserved this vacation. I reached an arm around him and gave him a hug.
“Stick with me, Dad. We can get matching lounge chairs by the hotel pool.” Because there was no way I was actually going in the pool. Swimmer’s ear or not, I planned to stay high and dry for the next six days. “Me and you, okay? Side by side.”
“Ride? Is our ride here?” Dad asked, looking down the Arrivals platform.
“Not yet, honey.” Mom patted Dad’s arm and shrugged at me with a smile.
Families milled around the taxi stands and shuttle stops with their rolling suitcases, pointing at local landmarks on half unfolded maps, and I could feel a weird sense of calm as the air crackled with the excitement and optimism Cori had promised back on the plane.
“Okay, I’m starting to tune into the island vibe now,” I said to Cori as the palm trees swayed around us.
The warm Caribbean air was a welcome change compared to our chilly October days back in Port Toulouse. I could imagine myself lying on the beach and catching up on the latest celebrity gossip magazines, now that I had escaped the flying death trap.
“I know, right?” Cori agreed. “And it’s still early, so we have the rest of the day ahead of us. Wait until you get to the Eutopia resort. My mom and dad went there for their tenth anniversary and showed me pictures. The beach has amazingly soft, white sand, and the buffets have the biggest shrimp you’ve ever seen.” She considered this for a second. “Well, the biggest shrimp I’ve ever seen, anyway.”
“I think I could get used to this,” I said, closing my eyes to fully enjoy the moment.
This is what normal people did—go on vacations, buy lame souvenirs, and read trashy magazines under a hot blazing sun.
Ahh, so relaxing…
Until, that was, we put our lives into the hands of the crazy lady with a death wish behind the wheel of our hotel’s shuttle van.
•••
“Whoa!” Cori and I squeezed ourselves between two sticky boys with lollipops at the back of the shuttle van and had to keep dodging their death wands as they waved the lollipops in the air and shot Avada Kedavra curses at each other. I was beginning to understand why the boys’ parents had ditched them in the back of the van with us and nabbed seats behind the driver.
“Hello, everyone! My name is Faye and I’ll be your driver today.” Faye’s mirrored sunglasses flashed up at us in her rearview mirror and her cheery smile gleamed white against her dark brown skin. The van was jam-packed with passengers and luggage, and it even looked like the front passenger seat was occupied.
Whiffs of breath mints and stale coffee filled the air, but at least Faye didn’t smoke. Otherwise, with her wicked race-car-driver-like reflexes and the fact we were packed in there like sardines, I’d be adding another aroma to the van of the “upchuckity” kind that no amount of minty freshness could mask.
We zipped through the island streets, past a mix of newer hotels and pockets of rundown-looking houses and buildings, while Faye rattled off the sightseeing highlights between jokes and local gossip.
“…and off in the distance you can see the twin towers of the Eutopia Resort, which was made famous by movies like To Catch a Spy and The Forgiveness Diaries starring Sean Diggory,” Faye said.
I could barely keep up with what she was saying in her mile-a-minute Caribbean accent. Plus, the only things I saw were blurred buildings and snatches of the ocean whizzing by my window. I wouldn’t be surprised if our shuttle van driver was related to our airplane pilot.
“That’s where we’ll be staying.” Mom pointed to the Eutopia Resort and grinned. I gripped the metal bar across the back of her seat and tried to keep from sliding into one of the Sticky Boys as Faye took a corner at warp speed.
“And to the left is the island’s famous Straw Market where local artisans sell their wares,” Faye continued. “The new Straw Market building had some flooding problems in last week’s storm, so the booths are temporarily relocated at the waterfront near Señor Frog’s, but the market is a must for visitors to the island, so make sure you take that in during your stay.”
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