Hell Is for Real, Too : A Middle-aged Accountant?s Astounding Story of His Trip to Hell and Back (9781101571026) Page 8
May the sun shine warm upon your face, aging you prematurely yet still making you look younger than those ancient flappers.
And until we meet again, may your wife reluctantly hold your swollen botched vasectomy testicles in the palm of her hand.
All my best,
Satan
So that’s it....
1 It’s outrageous. The largest dildo factory used to be in Connecticut. Martha Stewart ran it. In 2009 she claimed her company was too big to fail, got a bailout from TARP, paid herself a bonus, and moved the entire operation to hell because of the nonunion labor and Satan’s tax breaks. It was there or India, and hell has less dysentery.
