by Ed McBain
He stopped in the coffee shop first, found Teddy sitting alone at a table near the window, sneaked up behind her, kissed her on top of the head, and then came around to sit opposite her at the table.
“You okay?” he asked.
Her hands flying, she told him it was very nice sitting here in the window, watching all the comings and goings outside, somewhat like seeing a foreign movie with actors she didn’t recognize. She kept making up stories about them in her head. Which of them were married, which of them were having affairs, which of them were businessmen or spies…
I think I saw one who was positively a detective, she said.
He watched her hands, watched her lips mouthing the words.
“How do you know he was a detective?” he asked.
First off, he was very handsome…
“I don’t know any detectives who are handsome,” he said.
I know one, she said.
He took her hands, kissed first one, and then the other.
“I have to make one phone call,” he said. “Then we can have some lunch and start home. Will you be okay here?”
If I have any more coffee, I won’t be able to eat lunch, she said.
“This’ll take maybe ten, fifteen minutes,” he said.
Morgan found him a phone in a private little office, and provided him with an 800 number to call for American Express. The woman at the other end wanted to know how she could tell for sure he was a police detective. He gave her his shield number, gave her the number at the precinct, gave her his lieutenant’s name, even gave her the name of the Chief of Detectives and the number to call at Headquarters to verify that he was for real. She asked him to hold while she talked to her supervisor.
Carella waited.
The woman came back some five minutes later.
“Sorry, Detective Carella,” she said, “we have to check. What can I do for you?”
He explained what she could do for him.
AT LUNCH, he told Teddy what he had learned today.
“He was definitely here with the girl. One of the maids saw him kissing her while they were waiting for an elevator.”
Romantic, Teddy signed.
“Very. Unless you’re married to someone else.”
You’d better never, she said.
“My guess is she checked into a separate room, snuck down the hall each night to sleep with him.”
Like the English do, Teddy said. At country houses on weekends down from London.
“Yes, exactly like the English do,” he said. “How do you know what the English do in country houses on weekends?”
Movies, she said, and shrugged.
“His Sunday morning room service charge was for two breakfasts. Bit careless, huh?”
Not if you don’t think anyone’ll come around checking.
“American Express gave me two restaurant charges for him. One for dinner on Saturday night, the other for dinner on Sunday. Nothing for lunch Saturday, that’s when he was with the Governor. The Saturday night dinner cost two hundred bucks…”
Teddy rolled her eyes.
“You said it. Dinner on Sunday was a hundred and eighty. These were the best restaurants in town, but he couldn’t have been alone unless he had an enormous appetite.”
Teddy nodded agreement.
“I’d like to check both restaurants, if you still have the patience. What it looks like, he sent his aide home, dallied with the blonde on Saturday and Sunday nights, and then…”
You didn’t mention she was a blonde.
“A blonde, yes.”
Do you like blondes?
“Everyone likes blondes.”
How about you? We’re talking about you here. Do you like blondes?
“I like brunettes with big brown eyes and enormous appetites.”
Am I eating too much?
“Not if you’re hungry.”
I’m very hungry. How about one of these women who sign to the deaf on television shows? The ones you see on the side of the screen in a little box?
“Hey,” he said. “Now that’s a good idea.”
You think so?
“I really do.”
Wouldn’t I have to hear what the anchors are saying?
“They work from scripts. You’ll have a script.”
Is that what they do?
“Absolutely.”
The problem is…
Her hands stopped.
“What?” he said.
I’m not pretty enough, she said, and shrugged.
“You’re beautiful,” he said.
Her eyes were suddenly brimming with tears.
But worthless, she signed.
He reached across the table and took her hands.
“Beautiful and valuable,” he said.
To you.
“To anyone with any sense at all,” he said, and got up in the crowded restaurant and walked around the table and tilted her face to his, and kissed her on the lips.
Someone across the room applauded.
THE MAITRE D’ AT Amboise, the restaurant Henderson and his little blond friend had dined at on Saturday night, remembered the couple well.
“Yes indeed,” he said. “He was a man in his late forties, I’d say, short, slim, with one of those haircuts you see on all those television politicians. They ought to get new barbers, don’t you think?”
“And the woman with him?”
“Oh, very pretty. Very. A young blond girl, I thought at first she was his daughter.”
“What changed your mind?”
“Well, to begin with, he asked for a quiet table. And the girl said, ‘A romantic table, please,’ and squeezed his arm, you know the way they do. He ordered a bottle of champagne before dinner, and when they toasted, they looped their arms through each other, you know, hooked their arms together, and brought their heads close over the table, whispering to each other, you know the way they do. And they were holding hands all through dinner, and…well, to put it plainly, they were behaving like sweethearts. I’ve never seen a father and daughter behave that way, and I’ve been in this business thirty-one years now.”
“How old would you say she was?”
“Eighteen? Nineteen? No older than that.”
“You didn’t happen to hear her name, did you?”
“No, I didn’t.”
“Wouldn’t have heard him calling her ‘Carrie,’ would you?”
“I’m sorry, no.”
“What time did they leave here?”
“Well, the reservation was for eight, I think they left at around nine-thirty, it must have been. He had his arm around her. They were definitely not father and daughter. He told me the food had been delicious, and the girl said, ‘Oh, yesss,’ gushing, you know the way they do. Well, I’m sure she enjoyed the meal, she came back for lunch the next day.”
“What do you mean? He brought her here again on Sun…?”
“No, no. She was here alone. The girl. She came back alone. Walked in at about twelve-thirty, asked for the same table they’d had the night before. I was happy to oblige. We don’t get much of a lunch crowd.”
“How did she pay?” Carella asked.
“Credit card,” the maitre d’ said.
“I don’t suppose…”
“Let me check.”
THE NAME ON the credit card was Carolyn Harris.
This did not jibe with the JSH monogram on the stationery, but then again it never had, and now at least they had a last name.
And a first one, too, for that matter.
Carella called Kling from the train station and told him what he had. Kling said he’d get on it right away. The time was four fifty-nine, and the clock was ticking: Carella’s train left at five-oh-seven.
Kling could find no listing for a Carolyn Harris in any of the city’s phone directories.
Her credit card company adamantly refused to reveal her address. Kling told a supervisor in Arizona or wherever the hell she was that he would have to
petition for a court order. She told him she was sorry he felt that way, but she had to protect the confidentiality of their clients, and so on and so forth, but at least she was live, which was better than listening to a menu with four hundred choices. But she knew damn well he would not petition for a court order.
Instead, he went down the list of the stores carrying Letter Perfect stationery, dialing each one in order, this time asking each and every one of them to please check for any monogrammed stationery order with the last name “Harris,” the first initial “J,” and the middle initial “S.”
Each of the stores promised to get back to him.
One of them phoned at six-thirty that Saturday night, just as Kling was about to leave the squadroom.
The woman on the phone told him they’d taken that particular stationery order six months ago, on the phone, from a charge customer named Joanna Susan Harris, who lived in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Kling wrote down her address, dialed 411 for information, and phoned her not a moment later. He told her who he was, and then asked if she had a daughter named Carolyn.
“What is it?” Mrs. Harris said at once. “Has something happened to her?”
“No, ma’am,” Kling said, “she’s fine. But we’re investigating a case here…”
“Has she done something wrong?”
“No, no, please, believe me, she’s not in any sort of trouble. We’d like to ask her some questions about the victim, though, a man we think she may have known.”
There was a long silence on the line. When Mrs. Harris spoke again, she sounded suddenly very distant.
“I see,” she said.
“Would you know where we can reach her, ma’am?”
“Why?”
“So we can…”
“Is she going to need a lawyer?” Mrs. Harris asked.
“I don’t think so. Why would she need a lawyer?”
“You said victim.”
“Yes, ma’am, this is a homicide we’re investigating.”
Another long silence. Then:
“Is she a suspect?”
“No, ma’am.”
“Then why…?”
“We’re tracking the victim’s whereabouts, we think your daughter may have been with him on the day before the murder.”
“Then she is a suspect.”
“No, ma’am, I would not say she’s a suspect.”
“I won’t give you her address,” Mrs. Harris said, and hung up.
He called her back at once.
“Mrs. Harris,” he said, “don’t hang up on me again, okay? This is a homicide we’re investigating, and we need to know your daughter’s address. If I can’t get it from you on the phone, then I’ll go to the Grand Jury here for a subpoena compelling you to testify. Our DA will make a call to the prosecutor in Broward or Dade, or wherever you are, and he’ll go to a local court for an order supporting the subpoena. Next thing you know, there’ll be a sheriff on your doorstep, and you’ll be flying up here to face the Grand Jury, who’ll either get the address from you or charge you with contempt. Air travel is no picnic these days, ma’am, so why not save all of us a lot of trouble and give me the address right here and now?”
“You are a bully, young man,” Mrs. Harris said.
But she gave him the address.
12
The Needle got back to me on Wednesday morning, the day after Mercer Grant came to report his missing wife. By that time my associate Barry Lock had trailed Grant to several different apartments in the city and could not say with certainty that Grant lived in any of them. He had finally lost him when he went into the Barnes & Noble on Thirty-fifth Street, where Lock observed him reading several magazines he did not offer to buy, while sipping a cappuccino he had apparently purchased.
But that’s where Lock lost him because, you should pardon this, Commish—and this is just between you and I, or maybe even you and me—he had to relieve himself. And while he was in the back of the store where the men’s room was, Grant took it in his head to depart, whether by coincidence or design. In short, I still didn’t know where he lived. So it was with considerably great expectations that I took the call from The Needle that morning. Hopefully, The Needle…
Or perhaps I hoped The Needle…
Or maybe I was even hopeful that The Needle…
Hopefully, The Needle would have some information on Grant or his missing wife Marie or his cousin Ambrose Fields. To which extent, I held my breath and prayed to the good Lord above.
“What have you got for me?” I asked.
“Well, the picture ain’ bright, but neither be it dim. I can’t find neither hide nor hair of him.”
“Then how do you figure the picture’s bright, Morty?”
The Needle did not like being called Morty when his true and honorable name was Mortimer. He once told me that Mortimer is a name from the old Anglo-French, and that it means “one who lives near the sea,” which might have been okay if he was still living in Jamaica, which was surrounded by water, but not if you lived in this city, which was surrounded by thieves of all kinds. Besides, I didn’t like Jamaicans putting on airs, so every now and then I called him Morty to get a rise out of him. It did not get a rise out of him that morning. He went on with his report as if I hadn’t even addressed him.
“I tink I know what dee RUF mean. But it ain no di’mons, it’s a whole ’nother scene.”
“If it’s not diamonds, what…?”
“These conflic’ di’mons, they also called ‘blood.’ An’ the folks dat trade ’em is nothin but crud.”
“What makes you think the RUF isn’t involved here?”
“Blood di’mons is rare on dee street dese days. What we lookin’ at here is a new kinda craze.”
“Like what, Morty?”
“What I got from a lady whose name is Grace, is dee RUF is a underwears place.”
“Underwear?”
“What you put on first…”
“I know what underwear…”
“…when you gettin dressed. So yo outer clothes dey don’ get all messed.”
“What do you mean by an underwear place? A lingerie shop?”
“What I mean is a fac’try by dee River Dowd. Where dey makes underwears for dee upper-class crowd.”
“What kind of underwear?”
“Lacy bras, garter belts, frilly panties an’ such. If you want to hear more, it won’t coss you too much.”
“How much, Morty?”
“Fo’ dee name, fo’ dee address, pay me juss a fin…”
“No way!”
“Make it four an’ a half, and I’ll cave right in.”
“That’s still too high.”
“Den how about four, do dat sound too dear? Shall I take a walk, or you want to hear?”
“Three hundred is all I can go, Morty.”
“Mother mercy of God, why dee girl so cheap? Kinda money like dat ain’ wurt even a peep!”
“Morty, I’m not in the mood for a stickup in a dark alley!”
“Okay den, fine, make it t’ree twenty-five. Do we have a deal? Are we still alive?”
“Three twenty-five. Let me hear it. And it better be good.”
“On dee River Dowd, Queen Elizabeth side,” Mortimer said, his voice lowering to a whisper. “Tink I’ll come along wid you, juss for dee ride.”
“What’s the name and address?”
“I tell you doze when I gets dee pay. Otherwise I see you some udder day.”
“Trust me, Morty.”
“Run hide dee silver, cause dee lady wants trust…”
“Morty…”
“Never see her again once she makes dee bust.”
“You can trust me, you know that. What’s the name and address?”
Mortimer sighed deeply.
“Juss between you an’ I, or perhaps you an’ me, it’s the Rêve du Jour Underwears Factory.”
“Rêve du Jour Underwear,” I said. “Never heard of it. Where is it?”
“Accordin
to dee lady whose name is Grace, it’s twenty-one, forty-four Riverview Place.”
“Thank you, Mortimer.”
“You owe me t’ree an’ a quarter,” he said.
The trouble with Livvie’s city was that it was imaginary. The people, the places in her pages were all fictitious. For all Emilio knew, even the police routine was phony and not based on established investigatory technique. He realized that this was what she’d had to do in order to throw the bad guys off her track, but man it certainly made things difficult for a person trying to rescue her.
He thought of himself as her rescuer.
Her savior.
Her knight in shining armor.
The person who would kick in the door to that basement, wherever the hell it was, clutching her brave report in his hands and crying, “I’m here, Olivia, what ho!”
Was what they cried in novels and movies.
But, still, he wished she hadn’t made it so damn complicated. Things were complicated enough these days without imaginary cities with imaginary places in them. For example…
Where was this bar two blocks from Livvie’s station house?
And where was this factory across the river?
He had just learned from reading her report yet another time that there was a ladies underwear factory across the river, which was exciting in itself, all garter belts and panties and such. He supposed “dee River Dowd” was the River Dix in real life, and he further guessed that the “Queen Elizabeth side” of the river was Majesta, directly over the bridge. But none of this brought him any closer to finding the basement Livvie was trapped in.
He wondered if he should read her report yet another time from top to bottom because, to tell the truth, it was very lively reading and it gave him some very keen insights into the workings of a woman’s mind, which he could use in his business, as it were, or even was. On the other hand, wouldn’t it be more profitable to take a stroll over the bridge, scope the neighborhood there, see if there was anything that even sounded like Rêve du Jour Underwear Factory at 2144 Riverview Place, which of course was a phony street name in Livvie’s imaginary city.
He wondered if Aine would like to come with him.
Sometimes, if you offered a dealer a two-fer, he gave you a break on the price.
Emilio let her phone ring a dozen times.
