The Saberdene Variations
Thomas Maxwell
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Open Road Integrated Media
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CONTENTS
Prologue
One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six
Seven
Eight
Nine
Ten
Eleven
Twelve
Thirteen
Fourteen
Fifteen
Sixteen
Seventeen
Eighteen
Nineteen
Twenty
Twenty-One
Twenty-Two
Twenty-Three
Twenty-Four
Twenty-Five
Epilogue
For Elizabeth
Prologue
ONE
VICTOR SABERDENE USED TO SAY that everything always looked innocent at the beginning. But nothing ever turned out that way. The endings were never innocent.
He used to say that when you started looking closely the illusion of innocence began to disintegrate, scrutiny destroyed it, and the truth—which was almost always even worse than you’d imagined—was revealed. It wasn’t a particularly appealing attitude but Victor was young then, full of youthful cynicism, a budding tough guy. And, too, you might say he was on the other side of the law in those days. By that I mean that he was a prosecutor, an assistant D.A. up in Massachusetts. Like everything else, the job was part of his plan.
Victor always had plans, of course. Growing old as an underpaid guardian of the public weal was not one of them. Prosecuting the bad guys was only the first step. He said it was just like learning to be a good tax man. You always wanted to hire a guy who’d worked for the IRS at the start of his career. Those were the guys with the two key qualifications. First, they were killer sons of bitches or the Feds wouldn’t have signed them on to begin with. Second, they’d been on the inside, they knew perfectly well how the IRS tried to fuck, maim, and murder every living soul it could get its hands on. Those guys, Victor would say, were absolutely even-handed: they’d torture and squash a little old lady who’d muddled her return with every bit of the merciless zeal they’d once brought to bear on Al Capone. They were equal-opportunity bastards. The thing was, you wanted one of those sociopaths on your side when the sky fell on you.
The same principle came into play in the law. Victor knew that the big rewards—money, fame, power, sexy women—lay in defending rich and powerful citizens against a variety of charges, most of which doubtless fit like elastic gloves. But no matter how villainous his clients might be, and occasionally they weren’t villainous at all, Victor swore they were saints compared to the system that plucked them out of the hat and ticketed them for destruction.
Victor hated the system just the way he hated the IRS. “They’re all criminal bastards out there but some of them have got the law on their side,” he’d say. “The point is, Charlie, it really is a jungle. Civilization is a membrane stretched pretty thin, trying to hold in the pus, trying to keep the evil under control. And it’s springing leaks. Everybody’s a bad guy at heart. Some guys just never get the chance to prove it. The ones I hate are the guys who’ve got licenses to be bad.”
Victor really did hate the system, so, naturally, he went to work for it as a prosecutor, finding out exactly how it worked so that later on, in the name of justice for all, he could blow it to pieces. He became a defense attorney, one of the very best, because he’d spent his time in hell being a prosecutor.
As it happened, I wasn’t a cynic. Morally, I thought Victor was either a poseur or simply full of shit. On the other hand, if I were ever accused of murder—and more important if I were ever guilty of murder—I’d want Victor setting fire to the system for me. Anyway, he thought I was naive and I thought he enjoyed playing the role of amoral cynic and it didn’t make any difference to either of us. We were friends. We went way back together. I was glad to see his plan working for him. I really was.
TWO
There was something else Victor Saberdene was fond of saying which always stuck in my mind. I’m not sure what lay behind it but he was a great student of the patterns of the lives of his clients and their alleged victims. Maybe he was just offering me the result of his observations when he said: “Charlie, there is no immutable law of human behavior that you as a writer ought always to keep in mind. We all have only one life to live and the trouble is we have to keep living it again and again until the final variation kills us. Maybe you could call it fate. I call it Saberdene’s Law.” When I recorded that conversation in my diary I gave it a name of my own. Saberdene’s Variations.
While it sounds like glib phrasemaking at first, I don’t think it was. He meant what he said. He was not given to the sort of banter that a man uses to try out his passing ideas. When he said things, they’d passed well beyond the banter stage. In that sense, he was a serious man. And, really, wasn’t he just saying that we all keep making the same mistakes throughout our lives, that we never seem to learn much from them?
I’ve always thought that my own mistakes had served the useful purpose of frightening me into a state of cowardice, but that’s another story and runs contrary to the conventional wisdom—namely that mankind is in the regrettable habit of just never learning. Victor saw us all like nothing so much as the Bourbon kings, forever struggling in the grip of history, condemned to repeat our follies until we repeated them once too often.
THREE
All these recollections came back to me in slapdash fashion while I was recovering from the wounds that just about did me in. It had taken a year for my memory to get itself in working order following the events up at the lake. The doctors had told me not to worry about all the blanks, that they would fill in sooner or later. One of these medicine men likened the remains of my memory, or rather the demolition of it, to a bad wound. The bullet had not only blown a hole in what had always been a perfectly serviceable head: it had also lacerated the bits of my brain that had contained large chunks of my memory bank. This was not irreversible damage, he had told me with a cheery smile, or at least not necessarily so. He said my memory had been badly bloodied and then grown a kind of thick scab. When it had recovered, rejuvenated itself, the scab would flake away and fall off. And there would be my memory perfectly healthy again. Probably.
Probably, I yelled at him. Probably? What kind of shit was that? Still, as it turned out, he knew what he was talking about. The scab analogy was a pretty good one. All my recollections of Victor Saberdene were, I suppose, equivalent to the itching you feel beneath the scab when the healing process reaches a certain point.
And when it started to return it came back with a rush, the memories tumbling over one another like drunks trying to get out of a burning flophouse. It took a while to sort them out, get them into the proper order. I had to make sure the turning points were all in place, those pivots on which the story turned so delicately. I thought about the shotgun at Purdey in London, and poor Abe Braverman, and the man standing in the rain under the streetlight just across Seventy-third Street … and I remembered how important it had seemed that I wasn’t an insomniac like Victor …
It’s funny how most of the stories which make up our lives tend so often to hinge on little things. For instance, the whole lamentable saga of the Saberdenes might have turned out differently if I, like Victor, had been a chronic insomniac. But I sleep like the dead. Two minutes after my head’s on the pillow, it’s curtains. I was once married to an insomniac and even she couldn’t keep me awake, which was little short of miraculous. She hated me for my easy repose. She impulsively tried to
shoot me once while we were grouse hunting in Scotland. Victor saved my life by pushing me out of the way, knocking me down actually, as my wife, Lady Hilary, blazed away in my direction. She couldn’t believe that I’d been in the slightest danger at all, an attitude not shared by a beater standing next to me who was dusted with passing buckshot. The way life works, seldom does anyone save your life. But Victor had saved mine. And that was one more bond between us that the mere passage of time could never lessen … Anyway, the fact is I’m a sound sleeper and there might not be a story about the Saberdenes if I weren’t. Though maybe that’s wishful thinking on my part.
Why am I telling the story now?
Because I’m sure it’s finally over. And I’d better tell it while I can.
But why tell it at all?
I suppose, for one thing, it’s because I’m the only one left who can tell it. And for another, it’s an interesting story. At least it is for anyone curious about women. And men, too, of course. And marriage. And anyone interested in passion and, let’s face it, anyone interested in murder.
So why not pull up a chair, throw another log on the fire, fasten down that banging storm window, settle in for the long night. Top off your glass with the good twelve-year-old single malt. Light up, if you’ve a mind to. Caution to the winds. Who wants to live forever?
My name’s Charlie Nichols.
Let me tell you a story.
Let me tell you about the Saberdenes.
PART ONE
Chapter One
ONE
HE CAME OUT OF LOCK like an advertisement for the goods within, stood in the fresh damp glow of watery sunshine adjusting a straw boater on his massive square head. They must have had the very hell of a time fitting it to him, perfect oval on that block of granite. But he settled it firmly with the palms of his hands on the brim’s edge, tilted it rakishly. He’d chosen the green and purple band of Wimbledon. He was wearing a pale tan linen suit, a purple-and-white-striped shirt, tan reversed calf wing-tips. I recognized the shirt because I’d had Turnbull and Asser make up a couple for me years before at the height of the sixties. He was tall as ever and had put on a bit of bulk since I’d last seen him, gaining weight and fame simultaneously. He stood there satisfied with his new hat, lighting a thin cheroot while the traffic purred by in St. James’s. I didn’t even consider passing him by: he was the closest friend I’d ever had. I was heading upstream toward the Burlington Arcade and the Royal Academy and pulled the absurd but nonetheless magnificent little car over to the curb. The top was folded down and I gave him a wave above the windscreen.
“Victor,” I called, shaking my head. “Stop posing. The jury has long since retired to its deliberations.”
He smiled with the bottom part of his long, large-featured face. His eyes never smiled. He said it was simple heredity. “Coincidence is the mother of probity and providence, Charlie.”
“What the hell does that mean?”
“Who cares?” He shrugged. He gave the XK-140 a long, quizzical look. “Jaguar never intended this sky-blue shade—”
“More of a robin’s egg according to the man in Devon who did the paintwork—”
“Leave it to you to find a blind painter, Charlie. I weep.” He opened the low padded door with its lip of fresh tan leather. “I’m too tall to fit—”
“Just put your legs in back—”
“Droll as ever,” he said, squeezing his knees up against the polished walnut dashboard. “Drive on.”
“Well, probity’s mother aside, it is a hell of a coincidence running into you like this—”
“Not at all. I came to London to see you, Charlie.”
We’d moved off into traffic. Summer rainclouds had scudded from out of nowhere, whispering across the sun.
“What for?”
“Need a hack to write my book for me. I’m too busy, of course, to do it myself. You’re the man.” He laughed immoderately. I hit a bump and mashed his knee against the dashboard. “You still drive like the revenuers are after you—”
“You live in a dream world, Victor. I don’t do jobs like that—”
“Bullshit. It’s always a question of money. Everything is.”
“In that case you can buy me lunch while I turn you down.”
“Ha! You haven’t a prayer. You’ve already capitulated.” I felt his huge hand descend on my shoulders. “Damn, it’s good to see you, Charlie.”
He was right. It was good. It had been too long. A soft rain began pattering on the long blue Jag bonnet. Drops puckered on the narrow strip of glass before me.
“Came to pick up a shotgun, too,” he said. “Buy me a shotgun and hire Charlie Nichols.” He laughed. The rain made little hollow reports when it struck his hard straw hat, like tiny criminals banging at his door in search of salvation.
TWO
It was early summer of 1978. We were both on the verge of forty and I hadn’t seen Victor in over a year. We’d graduated from Harvard together at the beginning of the sixties, had met that first day of freshman year when we’d arrived at Matthews, the great dark red pile in the corner of the Yard, and found we were living next door to each other. I hadn’t known a soul and he’d been surrounded by prep school friends who were always blond and wore garters but we’d hit it off anyway, who knows why? Maybe as the products of two contrasting backgrounds, we shared a certain curiosity about one another.
We played tennis together, got loaded on beer, and stayed up all night talking about girls and Adlai Stevenson and Eisenhower and Jack Kennedy and Chuck Berry. All deep, deep stuff, at least the way we treated it. We moved on to Eliot House as roommates but our social lives inevitably diverged dramatically as time passed. It was simple. He had money, I didn’t. He was courted by Porcellian and wore a cute little pig, a gift from his mother, on his watch chain. I played football. I saw less and less of him and when I did catch a glimpse he always seemed to be in dinner clothes, like a dream of Brideshead Revisited which a lot of us were reading in those days. I picked up a hell of a concussion and a compressed vertebra in the goddamn Yale Bowl. I caught the ball, yes, sandwiched between two beetlebrowed Yalies and the goalpost, scored the touchdown, yes, but it was small comfort in the ambulance when I discovered I couldn’t quite seem to move. I recovered quickly but that was it for football. Victor kept going to balls and cotillions and was always tottering off to Newport or New York or Philadelphia. I always assumed he was getting laid by the snappiest girls fluttering about the bright and shiny flames of Harvard clubland. I was a lowborn foot soldier who’d been carried off on his shield after beating Yale. I carried a green bookbag full of Hemingway and Faulkner and Fitzgerald. I had my share of Radcliffe girls, Citifies, serious creatures in black sweaters with grubby nails and gray necks and tired eyes and perpetual-motion libidos. Victor always claimed that he hardly ever got laid, envied my weekends at the Kirkland Hotel Annex or the Bradford downtown across the street from, or at least nearby if memory serves, the Shubert.
Victor used to say that a gentleman never talked about his women unless, of course, he screwed them and then he was honor-bound to tell everyone he knew. He said his relative silence was proof that I was getting all the quail—look, it was a long time ago and that was how we talked—while he was doing all the dancing. He could, he pointed out, rumba. My back, thank God for silver linings, kept me from having to learn. Victor said it was a million-dollar wound. He hated dancing. But he was a game son of a gun. By the time we were seniors, he’d moved into an apartment and was hanging around with the Aga Khan and rich South Americans who used to sail long-playing records out of their windows onto passing pedestrians and motorists below. I mean these guys knew how to have fun. They would all go off skiing on winter weekends. Not up the road to Mad River Glen or Sugar Bush, of course. Gstaad and Klosters and St. Moritz. I got a job working the night shift toasting English muffins at the Hayes Bickford, now long gone from Harvard Square. I figured I was learning more about life than Victor Saberdene. Real life. The catc
h was that real life, on the whole, was for the birds.
Victor went on to Harvard Law. I went to work for a newspaper in Wheaton, Illinois, did a brief but educative stretch at Playboy, did six months with the Associated Press, and then landed at the Tribune covering crime. Chicago was a good place to cover crime. Next, standing in for a pal, I got momentarily famous when Mayor Daley’s men in blue, on national television, kicked the shit out of me during the ’68 Democratic convention. That led to reporting on the campaign that followed, which concluded with the election of the Nixxer himself. At about that time I discovered that the public was indeed an ass. Democracy had just flunked out. The idea of even a figurehead monarchy appealed to me with a new intensity. I went to England for the waters, working for the CBS-TV bureau, writing the stuff that the rich and famous correspondents said, thereby making them—not me—increasingly rich and famous. I wrote a book about the campaign of ’68, a worm’s-eye view, which some pals reviewed well. Then another book about the choice to leave my homeland behind—it was funny, not bitter, which stood it in good stead when it got to the serious stuff. Then I wrote Abatoire, the story of a serial killer who cut—I use the word advisedly since he favored a meat cleaver for his lonely hobby and was in fact a butcher—a considerable swath through the English midlands. Best-seller, magazine and newspaper serialization, Book-of-the-Month Club and Book Society, large paperback sale, la-di-da. The Today Show, Merv Griffin’s shocked stamp of approval, movie deal, jokes from Carson. And finally the real thing—profiled in an airline in-flight magazine.
Victor did his time as a prosecutor, then got into defense work with a hotshot firm in Boston. In time New York called, a partnership, a highly visible career with the perqs he’d never doubted for an instant would be his. Regular table in the Pool Room at the Four Seasons, a couple of good clubs, a Turtle Bay brownstone. From his garden he could lift his glass to Kate Hepburn and she would nod to his dinner guests. He must have gone through tuxedos like I went through socks. Jackie Onassis asked him to help her save old churches and things. Ah, happy the man …
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