“Lemme see what is it?” Char leaned over to look at Tina’s phone.
“Oh that’s adorable.”
“What is it?”
“It’s a pipe with a filter El, look, they have different colors.” They passed the phone around and I have to say my wife was doing a good job of not looking mortified.
“Is that velvet on the handle?”
“Looks like, I’m getting the purple one.”
“Get me one too Tina, I’ll take pink. I’ll pay you later.”
“How you gonna get pink Char? You know that’s my favorite color.”
“Well hell El, put your name on it, you can personalize.”
“I wonder if Daniel could come up with one that works like Viagra.” What the fuck?
“Char, you having problems?”
“No, but every now and then I want a little extra but my guy is getting up there…”
“Listen, I told you all that Colton might come home early. If he comes through that door and hears y’all he’s gonna ban you from coming over again.”
“El, I don’t know how you raised such an old stick in the mud.” Thanks Char.
“Stick in the mud my ass, nine kids.” Tina pointed at my wife, her daughter, and the three of them started their cackling shit again.
I wasn’t sure if I should go out there or head back where the fuck I came from, but then my son saw me and went ape-shit. Kat was the only one looking guilty when the rest of them turned and saw me standing on the top step.
The three culprits called out hellos but I just gave them a look. They put their heads together and started whispering and that was my cue to nope the fuck out. Their laughter followed me into the house.
Kat’s ass came in five minutes later and she looked guilty as shit. “You’re home.” She was so stymied she had the baby on her hip. I reached for him and he fell into my arms.
Poor baby. “Hi big boy, daddy came to rescue you. Hello Kat.” I was trying hard not to laugh at her deer in headlights look. I shifted the kid to my other arm and held the free one out for her.
She fell into my lap and buried her face in my neck. “Looks like you need saving too huh! Are they always like that?”
“Worse, they kept it clean today because of the baby.”
The three of them traipsed their asses into my kitchen fighting back the giggles. “Hello son.”
“Elena!”
“You’re home early.” What the fuck is so funny?
“Well Kat, I guess we’ll get going. I’ll pick you up that brand of cream you said you wanted.” Her mom leaned over to kiss her cheek before herding the other two towards the door.
“Where you three off to?” I don’t know why I asked but I thought I should. From the guilty looks passing back and forth between them I guess I was right.
“Lunch!” They sang that shit like a chorus. I was about to ask Kat if she wanted to go and I’d stay with the kid but she shook her head and cut me off.
I looked at her quizzically but she did some sniffing shit and pointed out back. “Were they just smoking?”
“What do you think? They could hardly wait for me to leave the damn pool.”
She got up and went to get the baby a snack because he was getting antsy, which meant nap time, which meant… My eyes went to Kat’s ass in her bikini.
“When’s his nap?”
“In about five minutes.” He was eating his fiber cookie or whatever the fuck nastiness his mother gave him and nodding off.
It took me five seconds to wipe him down and put him to bed before I went in search of her. “Dammit!” She was already in the shower, which means I wasn’t gonna get the chance to peel her outta that hot as fuck swimsuit.
I started stripping on my way to the bathroom door. By the time I reached her I was butt ass naked. She yelped when I pulled back the glass door and stepped in behind her.
“Don’t turn around. What you jumping for? Who you expecting?” I licked her neck and tasted the salt she had yet to wash off from the pool.
My hands cupped her tummy from behind as my dick bobbed up and down looking for some action. She leaned her neck to the side giving me better access and I lowered my fingers to the deep vee between her thighs.
“Damn why’s your pussy so hot?”
“I don’t know Colton, hurry up.” Horny ass, she knew I was gonna come in here after her. I fingered her hard and deep while sucking her neck and rubbing my cock in her ass.
When her legs got too weak to hold her up I turned her to lean against the wall and got down on my knees in front of her. She was vibrating in my hands when I pulled her towards my mouth.
Two licks with my tongue into her pussy and she started cumming on my tongue, she was primed as
fuck. I don’t even want to know what she and her crew were up to before I came along.
This shit wasn’t working for me so once I got her off with my tongue I hurried her out of the shower, bundled her up in a towel and headed for the bed.
A quick look at the clock told me I had more than enough time before the spawns were let off the damn bus which meant I could take my time.
Her hand went for my dick, stroking up and down with that come fuck me look in her eye. “Fuck!” I didn’t know what I wanted to do first. It had been a while since I got to break one off in the middle of the day with no nosy ass kids running around.
She took the decision out of my hands by licking my cockhead like a lollipop. That shit was leaking pre-cum like a faucet on her tongue as I played in her hair and ran my thumb along her cheek.
She shoved my shoulder until I laid on my back, her moves frantic as she tried to climb on my dick. “Shh, okay-okay, wait.” I got comfortable as she fought to spread her legs over mine.
I held her hip with one hand and helped her straddle me while holding my cock in place with the other. She slid down my pole like she owned that shit and I had to tense up so I didn’t cum before we even fucked.
My eyes were glued to her pussy as it enveloped the head of my dick and my piercings disappeared inside her. She made an umph sound once her pussy was stuffed full of cock and braced her hands on my shoulders.
I looked up at her in surprise as she started fucking herself hard on my cock.
“Kat, you been smoking that shit?”
“No of course not, why would you ask me that?”
“I don’t know, you seem a little frisky to me.” She didn’t stop, in fact her movements got even wilder as she tried to break my dick off. I came home to be used by this freak.
She didn’t even know when I came the first time. Her greedy ass was working on orgasm number three. “Hey stop that!” I pulled her lip from between her teeth before she made it bleed.
“Come!” I had to do some maneuvering in order to take her in my arms and try to calm her ass down. I thought a soft kiss would do the trick; she bit me!
“What the hell got into you?”
“Just shut up and move Colton.” Okay hold the hell up. I flipped her pregnant ass around, being careful not to hurt her of course.
I had her legs as high up on my waist as they would go and went to town on her pussy. She stayed with me stroke for stroke, fucking back at me
Too bad for her ass I’d already nutted inside her so I was in this shit for the long haul. She laughed at my ass like she knew what I was thinking and squeezed her pussy around me.
“Shit…fuck…” She got me! I tried to hang in there but she did gymnastics on my dick and it wasn’t long before my face was buried in her neck and my back went into spasms as I came hard as fuck.
Chapter 10
The next thing I knew there were kids running around the house. I looked around for my wife and the sheets were cold. How the fuck long have I been asleep?
Her knock out punch pussy had done it again. I scratched my rumbling gut and rolled my ass outta bed. I checked on Cody first but he was already out of bed.
The noise level on the first floor was off the charts and
I thought long and hard about leaving Kat’s conniving ass to handle her kids on her own.
In the end I manned up and made my way into bedlam. “Daddy, daddy, daddy…” You’d think they hadn’t seen me in years.
I hugged each one in turn including my eldest who was helping her mom get dinner together. That one gave me a smirk and waddled her ass to the stove.
“Nice nap?” She set me up! I walked over to her and put my lips to her ear so my nosy ass kids
couldn’t get into my shit. “Tonight, that ass is mine.” She laughed and swatted at me while the little one was giving me looks.
I answered a million questions while eating and trying to feed Cody who was once again on my lap to give his mom a break and because whenever daddy’s around he’s the high chair.
I heard all about school and what was going on all the while just happy that no one was calling my damn house to complain about shit.
Catalina was her usual self, annoying the hell out of her siblings until they escaped her tyranny and made a beeline out of the kitchen, leaving me alone with this nut.
I could tell she had something on her mind but bit my tongue not to ask. Knowing her, if it’s important enough she’d tell me in her own time.
“Leave those Kat, I’ll take care of it.” I sat the baby in his chair and tackled the dishes while she sat with a big cup of some crap that she was sipping on.
“Quit playing Kat!” She kept giving me that look like she’d taken me down. Her pregnant ass is
about to bite off more than she can chew. “What? I didn’t say anything.” I love the fact that I can still make her laugh.
Not one of those fake shits either, but a real genuine from the gut laugh that made her eyes twinkle. I still feel that shit in my gut. I was almost tempted to let her off the hook. Nah! I have to represent.
“You need me to make any runs?”
“Nope, I want to sit in the den and watch a movie with you.” I dried my hands and grabbed the kid for his bath and sidestepped Mengele and her shit.
Kat’s ass fell asleep half an hour into the movie so I guess I was gonna have to put my revenge fuck on hold. I carried her up to bed and stood over her until she got settled before heading back downstairs.
I never go to sleep before my kids, especially Mengele, that’s a recipe for disaster. So after reminding them for the one thousandth time what time bedtime was, I headed up to my office.
“Daddy?” Shit, this kid! Where did she come from? I didn’t let her know she’d caught off guard again.
“Yes Mengele?” I guess she was practicing her secret spy shit, sneaking up on me. Her uncle Hank has been teaching her ninja skills apparently, and she was even more of a pain in the ass with this shit.
“What happened to Jessica?”
“Who’s Jessica?” I kept tapping away on the keyboard hoping she’d get the hint and make this quick whatever this was.
“My friend from school.” It was the tone of her voice that had me looking away from the invoice I was reading over to give her my full attention.
“I don’t know you tell me.”
She wrung her hands and twitched from leg to leg with a very serious pout on her face. That’s never fucking good.
“I don’t know, nobody would say, but she’s gone.”
“What do you mean gone?” What the fuck do I know? Maybe the kid had moved like Todd the fuck.
She shrugged her shoulders and looked at me with the saddest eyes. Now my little henchman is scary as fuck on a good day, but when she gets like this I
know I better sit up and take notice.
“Teacher just said that she wouldn’t be coming to school anymore and everybody was crying. Well the teachers were anyway, but they won’t tell us anything. Sam said the bad man got her.” My gut started to hurt like a son of a bitch.
“Come here baby.” I pulled her into my lap and pumped her for information. By the time she was done I had a pretty good idea what had happened to her little friend.
I played it off though, I wasn’t about to scare my baby with that sick shit. But as soon as I sent her off to harass her siblings I was on the computer looking for anything I could find.
Just as I thought, it was in all the newspapers. Raped and murdered a few miles from here. Too fucking close for comfort.
It would be easy to pin it on the guy who’d just been released, but I’ve been to the Rodeo before and I know sometimes it’s not the most obvious answer.
Sometimes others wait for an opportunity because they know the mob’s gonna have tunnel vision. So as much as I wanna head over to his place and pound the shit out of him, I’d rather catch the right one.
That led to me checking my alerts, nothing. I’m supposed to get alerts on my phone anytime a child goes missing within the county and sometimes the state, but there was nothing but crickets.
I sifted through everything they had on the internet and of course the cops had already questioned a person of interest.
That’s when I learned that there were more than a few of those assholes within a fifty mile radius of the outskirts of my little haven.
I reached for the phone to call Jared but thought better of it. Let him have one more night of peace because sure as fuck this was going to keep us on our toes. As it would any man or woman with a kid to protect.
Right now my biggest worry though was what I was going to tell my kid. Knowing her she’s not gonna let it go and I don’t want her knowing this fucked up shit. I don’t even want Kat knowing.
Which means I have to play this shit off and find a way to keep her from looking it up. I could either distract her with some shit, or piss her off, either one would work to keep her mind occupied.
I found Mengele with her siblings playing a board game. My heart hurt just looking at my little girl and knowing that something like this was this close to her.
She looked up at me with a smile, that little spark of innocence from my little terror touching something inside me. I’ll protect her from this shit as long as there’s breath in my body.
I’m not keen on lying to my kids, but some shit like this, I don’t think I have a choice. Then I had to wonder if the older ones knew about it as well. Sure as shit they’d know the real story if that was the case. Fuck!
Should I bring it up, or should I wait for her to ask me again? “Aidan, a minute.” My boy put down his fake money and followed me out of the room.
“Did you hear about little Jessica?” I looked to make sure the little one hadn’t followed us out the room with her sneaking shit.
“We know dad, but Caitie said we shouldn’t tell Catalina. That’s why we’re playing games with her so she doesn’t think about it too much.”
I’ve never been prouder of my kids. “Thanks son. I’m gonna have to tell her something because she’s gonna come back to it. In the meantime don’t tell your mom about it yet either.”
“We know, she cries a lot because of the babies and this would just make her sad.” I’m raising a first rate kid here.
“Thanks again, I’m going to tell your mom later. I need you and your brothers to look after your sisters when you’re away from the house.” He nodded and I let him head back to his game.
I went back to my office and sat for a while thinking and rethinking shit. I’m a non repentant protector of my wife and kids. I’m not interested in what other people do or how they handle shit in their homes.
As far as I’m concerned, no child should have to deal with that mental fuckery and my pregnant wife doesn’t need that shit in her already crowded head. Decision made.
I made sure my house was locked down tight, had a little powwow with the security team who I was giving serious thought to sending back to school with my kids.
The asshole principal had made a stink when I did that shit last time. But if assholes are gonna be fucking with kids then I’m gonna have to do what I gotta do.
I checked on Kat to see if her evening nap was over and found her just w
aking up. Her tummy looked bigger to me, bigger and lower.
“Babe, you feeling anything over there?”
“What do you mean?” I dropped down on the bed beside her and cupped my hands around her stomach.
“You’re not ready to pop are you? What’s today’s date?” She gave me the squinty eyes and I realized too late that I might’ve slipped up.
“You and your boys taking bets on my pregnancy?” Go on the offensive Colt that’s the only way you’re gonna win this one.
“We’ve done it for all the others why should this one be any different?”
“I want in.”
“No can do, no females allowed.” She huffed which was better than I expected.
“What’s the bet?”
“Jared the fuck, who always win, says they’re coming a week early. Me knowing my luck say a week later because you like to fuck with my ass.”
“Your logic floors me. Sure, I want to walk around with an extra seventy pounds just for kicks.” She sure does love to exaggerate shit.
She started rubbing her gut with that look in her eye and I knew what was coming. “What flavor you want?” She grinned and gave it some thought.
“Caramel gelato with bananas and chocolate syrup.” Her greedy ass was vibrating on the bed. I laughed as I left the room and jogged down the stairs.
I rapped on the door post of the family room because it was getting close to bath time and bath time for five kids, one of them a damn bedtime manipulator is like traversing the second level of hell.
“Catalina, bath time baby.” She looked at the cards in her hands and gave it some thought before starting her shit. “Five more minutes daddy…five.”
She had to hold up the number of fingers like I didn’t know that shit. I know this game and wasn’t about to play it. “No, now. You three.” I pointed to the boys.
“Hit the showers.” I didn’t need to tell Caitiebear what to do, she has her own bathroom while the others share the other three between the four of them.
Of course Mengele made her way to mine while I was getting her mother her shit. Then I had to listen to Kat’s fuckery even though I’ve told her not to let her kids use my damn bathroom.
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