Table of Contents
Title Page
Copyright Page
Dedication
CHAPTER 1 - Just a Matter of Time
CHAPTER 2 - The Belle of the Ball
CHAPTER 3 - The Countdown Begins
CHAPTER 4 - If the Shoe Fits
CHAPTER 5 - Reality Check
CHAPTER 6 - Meeting of the Minds
CHAPTER 7 - Two Birds with One Stone
CHAPTER 8 - Picture Imperfect
CHAPTER 9 - Dressing the Part
CHAPTER 10 - Off Center
CHAPTER 11 - Something Old
CHAPTER 12 - Something New
CHAPTER 13 - Razzle-dazzle
CHAPTER 14 - Something Borrowed
CHAPTER 15 - Something Blue
CHAPTER 16 - Flower Power
CHAPTER 17 - Bang for Your Buck
CHAPTER 18 - A Class Act
CHAPTER 19 - Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
CHAPTER 20 - Let the Poker Chips Fall Where They May
CHAPTER 21 - The Price of Beauty
CHAPTER 22 - All That Glitters
CHAPTER 23 - Ready, Set, Rehearse
CHAPTER 24 - Final Touches
CHAPTER 25 - Icing on the Cake
EPILOGUE
Teaser chapter
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Murder of a Real Bad Boy
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—Earlene Fowler, Agatha Award–winning author
“A likable new heroine reminiscent of some of our favorite childhood detectives—with a little bit of an edge.... A fresh, delightful, and enjoyable first mystery.”
—The Charlotte Austin Review
“A charming, insightful debut.”
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Author’s Note
In July of 2000, when the first book in my Scumble River series, Murder of a Small-Town Honey, was published, it was written in “real time.” It was the year 2000 in Skye’s life as well as mine, but after several books in a series, time becomes a problem. It takes me from seven months to a year to write a book, and then it is usually another year from the time I turn that book in to my editor until the reader sees it on a bookstore shelf. This can make the timeline confusing. Different authors handle this matter in different ways. After a great deal of deliberation, I decided that Skye and her friends and family would age more slowly than those of us who don’t live in Scumble River. So to catch everyone up, the following is when the books take place:
Murder of a Small-Town Honey—August 2000
Murder of a Sweet Old Lady—March 2001
Murder of a Sleeping Beauty—April 2002
Murder of a Snake in the Grass—August 2002
Murder of a Barbie and Ken—November 2002
Murder of a Pink Elephant—February 2003
Murder of a Smart Cookie—June 2003
Murder of a Real Bad Boy—September 2003
Murder of a Botoxed Blonde—November 2003
Murder of a Chocolate-Covered Cherry—April 2004
Murder of a Royal Pain—October 2004
Murder of a Wedding Belle—June 2005
The Scumble River short story and novella take place:
“Not a Monster of a Chance” from And the Dying Is Easy—June 2001
“Dead Blondes Tell No Tales” from Drop-Dead Blonde—March 2003
Scumble River is not a real town. The characters and events portrayed in these pages are entirely fictional, and any resemblance to living persons is pure coincidence.
CHAPTER 1
Just a Matter of Time
November
Skye Denison twisted her left hand from side to side, admiring the glitter of the diamond engagement ring on her finger. Sunshine streaming through the windshield of her aqua 1957 Bel Air made the two-carat gemstone blaze like a Fourth of July sparkler. Reluctantly, she slid the ring off, tucked it into its Tiffany blue box, and zipped it into the inner pocket of her purse. The last thing she needed was her mother getting the wrong idea.
Wally Boyd, Scumble River police chief and secret heir to a Texas oil fortune, had proposed to Skye a month ago. Although she hadn’t said yes, he’d insisted that she hold on to the ring until she decided. It wasn’t that she didn’t love him; she just didn’t trust her judgment where men were concerned. After making some bad choices in the past, she was leery of commitment.
She had to make up her mind about Wally soon, but not today. Today was all about Skye’s cousin Riley Erickson. Ten years ago, while Skye had still been away working in the Peace Corps, Riley had left their hometown of Scumble River to attend college in California, and decided to stay there permanently. She had finally returned for a visit, and Skye didn’t want to be late for her party.
After checking her lipstick in the rearview mirror, Skye picked up the seven-layer salad—her food assignment for the gathering—and got out of the Chevy, which she’d parked in the alley behind her grandma Cora’s house. The Denisons didn’t get together as often as her mother’s extended Italian clan, the Leofantis, did, and Skye looked forward to catching up with her dad’s side of the family.
However, when she put her hand on the knob of the kitchen’s screen door, the excited chatter echoing through the aluminum mesh brought her up short. For an instant she wasn’t sure she was at the right house. The Denisons came from stoic Swedish farm stock. They never got worked up. Heck, they seldom raised their voices, and they certainly didn’t squeal like a gaggle of schoolgirls.
What in the world could cause her unflappable relatives to make sounds like whooping cranes on crack?
Skye pushed open the door and walked into pandemonium. Her great-aunt Dora was crying. Yikes! Had someone died? No. A blond beauty with white-gold curls was standing at the heart of the uproar, surrounded by a flock of chirping women who were all fluttering around her like birds at a feeder and patting her as if she were a prize parakeet.
It had been nearly seventeen years since Skye had seen her cousin, and she wouldn’t have recognized her in a crowd, but she figured the blonde must be Riley.
No doubt the men were in the living room, probably watching a football game, or whatever sporting event was on TV in late November, but Skye was surprised that there wasn’t anyone at the stove cooking. One thing the Denison and Leofanti females had in common was their culinary skills.
Skye spotted her mother on the fringe of the group and joined her. Come August, May would turn sixty, but she looked at least fifteen years younger. With her petite build and the perkiness of the high school cheerleader she’d once been, she was the personification of eternal youth.
Before Skye could speak, May grabbed her arm. “Isn’t it thrilling?”
“What?” Skye set down her salad bowl on the kitchen counter before her mom could accidentally knock it out of her hands.
“Riley’s getting married right here in Scumble River on June twenty-fifth!” May trilled.
“She’s having the ceremony here?” Skye had heard of destination weddings but had never imagined Scumble River as one of those destinations.
“Yes.” May beamed. “And she wants you to be her maid of honor.”
“Why me?” The question slipped out before Skye could stop it.
“Shh! Do you want Riley to hear you?” May dragged Skye through the dining room into the nearest bedroom and whispered, “She’ll think you aren’t tickled pink that she asked you.”
“Well, technically, she hasn’t asked me.” Skye stalled for time. May would be unhappy with her decision to refuse Riley’s request, but sometime after Skye had hit thirty, being a bridesmaid had lost its appeal.
She’d stood up for several of her sorority sisters right after college, a couple of friends while she’d been in the Peace Corps, and her grad
uate school roommate the year before she’d moved home. Being in a wedding was a lot of work, not to mention a huge expense, and seven hideous dresses she could never wear again were her limit.
May narrowed her eyes and stared at Skye. “But once she asks you, you are going to say yes, right?”
“My question stands. Why would Riley want me to be her maid of honor?” Skye held firm. “She was only twelve when I left for college, and we haven’t seen each other since.”
“Blood is blood, no matter how much time has passed,” May countered. “She idolized you. She followed you around at family gatherings and begged her mother to hire you as her babysitter.”
Skye refused to be swayed. “But we haven’t kept in touch. Not to mention I’m not even entirely sure how we’re related.”
“Your grandma Denison and Riley’s grandmother Dora are sisters. That makes your father and Riley’s mother, Anita, first cousins,” May explained. “And since both Anita and Riley are only children, close or not, you are Riley’s only female relative young enough to be in her wedding.”
“How about Riley’s father’s people?” Skye knew Anita had been married and widowed during a brief time when she had lived out east, but couldn’t remember the details.
“Anita lost touch with them after he died and she moved back home.”
“Oh.” Skye paused, then shook her head. “Anyway, I just don’t have the money.”
“That’s the best part. Riley’s fiancé is filthy rich. Nick is some big developer in California. He drives a Maserati.”
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