It was a large bag, of pale pebbled pigskin, with two tough straps around it to reinforce the lock. It was the only one he saw that had neither burned nor tumbled open to spread its contents over the landscape. Jason Lean stood for some moments staring at the bag, as if it held some strange sort of fascination for him. Then, in an instant of certainty, he stood and grasped the plastic handle, lifting the suitcase from the ground. He turned once to look over his shoulder, to make certain that none of the blackened corpses moved in accusation. Then he hurried back down the hillside, through the smoky haze of destruction, carrying his treasure like some traveler only just returned from a world tour.
"A plane crash," Martha said when he returned. "What a terrible thing!"
"Terrible," Jason agreed. He always agreed with his wife. "I was over there, looking at the wreckage. They're all dead." Already, on the distant ridge, they could see men moving like ants. Police, ambulances, morgue wagons, reporters—all converging now on the scene of disaster. Making their way carefully around the fallen wires and the blackened wreckage. Hoping, then feeling hope die as they saw what Jason Lean had seen.
"What's that you've got?" she asked, noticing the suitcase for the first time.
"I found it up by the wreckage. It's not burned or anything. Must have been thrown clear."
"And you took it?" She made the words into something terrible, and for the first time he realized just what he had done. "You took it? From the dead?"
"I . . . I thought it might have something valuable in it. They're all dead. It belongs to no one." But even as he spoke the words he knew he would never convince her.
"That's looting! It's like robbing graves, but even worse. Jason, you have to take it back this minute, leave it where you found it."
"Don't be silly—how could I do that when the hill's swarming with people?" It was the first time he had ever raised his voice to her, and he regretted it at once. "I'll get rid of it, just as soon as I open it up and look inside."
"Jason, you're not opening that suitcase! I can't imagine anything more horrible than pawing about in the belongings of some poor dead creature who was so much alive just an hour ago."
"But . . . but there might be something valuable inside, Martha. It's an expensive suitcase, you can see that. Suppose it contains fancy clothes, or an expensive camera, or important papers. Or even money!"
"Jason, either you return that suitcase this minute, or you take it out behind the barn and bury it. I'm not going to have it here. I'm not going to have you opening it and going through it. I don't want the man's ghost coming and haunting us for your awful crime!"
He knew it was useless when she got in one of those moods. And yet his will was torn between her commanding words and the questioning suitcase that rested now on the floor between his feet. "Martha . . ."
"Bury it! Get it out of my sight, Jason!"
"All right." He went out with bowed head, carrying the heavy suitcase beyond the faded red barn to the little animal graveyard. While Martha watched from a distance he dug a shallow hole and buried the pigskin bag between the old cow and last year's cat. "All right. It's done."
But as he followed her into the house there was a sort of sadness in his heart.
The following morning a car stopped on the road and a tall young man walked back to the barn where Jason was busy with his daily chores. "Hello there," he called out. "Got a minute?"
Jason set down his milk pails and wiped the sweat from his forehead. "Sure, mister. What can I do for you?"
"We're investigating yesterday's plane crash over on the hill. We thought you might have seen something that could help us." The man had taken out a little notebook. "You're Jason Lean, correct?"
"That's me, and I saw it, all right. Plane came in too low. Hit those power lines. Was just at dawn, and I suppose the sun might have blinded the pilot for a minute. It hit the lines and that was the end of it."
"Did you go over to see the wreckage?"
"I . . . No, I started to, but then turned back. I was afraid of those fallen power lines."
"Just as well," the investigator said, making a brief note in his book. "You couldn't have done anything. They were all killed instantly."
"Yes. Horrible." Jason turned to stare out across the valley, toward the hillside scar which would take many seasons to heal.
"Thanks for your time," the man said. "I may be back to talk to you again."
"Certainly. Anything I can do . . ."
The man nodded a smile and started back to his car. He hadn't asked about the suitcase, Jason thought. They'd never missed it. Burnt to ashes, they probably supposed.
And that night, in bed next to the cold flesh of his wife, Jason imagined it all again. Opening the suitcase, finding a lifetime's treasure nestled there waiting. What would it be? Money? A woman's wardrobe and jewels? A salesman's sample kit of fine furs? Something for Martha, perhaps. Or himself. Even a fine new suit that could be made to fit him.
The next day, in the late afternoon, while Martha was cleaning in the front of the house, his uncertain footsteps took him once more to the animal graveyard beyond the barn. Perhaps, if he could only dig up the suitcase and look—then bury it again before she ever knew the difference. Yes, that was what he would do. Must do.
He retrieved the old spade from the barn and started to dig. After a moment's work he could feel the familiar leather hide as he scraped the dirt from it.
"Jason!"
"Martha. What are you . . . ?"
"Jason, you were going to open it! Cover it up this instant! Don't you realize it will bring us nothing but tragedy? Don't you realize it belongs to a dead man?"
"All right, Martha. I was just . . ."
"Cover it up, Jason. And don't do that again."
He covered it up.
But still, as the days passed and the memory of the crash itself drifted further to the back of his conscious mind, there was still the shape of the sealed suitcase to obsess him. He saw it in his waking and sleeping hours, saw it closed as first he'd met it, and open with all its treasures exposed. It became, in various fantasies, a spy's hoard of secret plans, an embezzler's final crime, a businessman's stock of everyday valuables. He imagined all the hundreds of things that might come tumbling out if only he looked. The things he'd never owned; like an electric razor, or a portable radio, or a fine camera.
No, decided Jason with finality, after a week of torment. Whatever was in that suitcase, it was not going to rot in the ground behind the barn. He found Martha in the kitchen and told her of his decision.
"I'm going to dig it up and open it," he said.
"Jason . . ."
"Nothing you can say will stop me, Martha, I have to know what's inside it."
"Jason, there's death in that suitcase. I can feel it in my bones."
"I have to know!" he screamed at her. And when she stepped heavily into his path he brushed her aside as he would some animal in the field.
"Stop, Jason!"
He hit her, only to shut that refusing mouth, only to silence her for a few important moments. She fell heavily, her head catching the edge of the old stove. He sucked in his breath and bent over her, chilled now to the bone. She wasn't moving and he knew in some fantastic manner that he'd killed her.
But he didn't stop. He hurried on to the barn, with a speed born now of nameless panic. The spade, digging in the familiar earth, uncovering, revealing.
Yes, the suitcase. Still there like some Pandora's box awaiting him. His hands fumbled with the straps, teeth biting into lips, forehead sweating a chill moisture.
But it was locked.
Into the barn, carrying it gently now, with clods of earth falling from it. Into the barn, and a few careful blows with the pitchfork, prying the lock apart until it snapped under the pressure. Finally.
He opened the suitcase.
The government inspector found them, some time later, when he stopped by the Lean farmhouse to ask some further questions about the airliner
crash. He found Martha Lean on the kitchen floor, and she looked so peaceful it was hard to believe she was dead.
And he found Jason Lean in the barn, kneeling in a sort of daze over an open suitcase. It was a salesman's sample case. It was filled with leather-bound Bibles.
Copyright © 1962 by Edward D. Hoch. First published in The Saint magazine.
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GOOD INTENTIONS
by Michael Z. Lewin | 9644 words
The first character Michael Z. Lewin created, back in 1969, was Albert Samson. Samson's debut case was intended to be a short story but grew into a novel. The Indianapolis private eye most recently featured at novel length in 2004's Eye Opener, but he was last seen in the December 2011 EQMM story "Who I Am," with a client who claimed to be an extraterrestrial. Samson and his eccentric client are back this month, in an adventure that's laced with Michael Z. Lewin's wry humor.
1.
It seemed like the rain would never stop. I was getting cabin fever and I wasn't even in a cabin. Had I ever been in a cabin? I mean, a cabin? I couldn't remember one. I wanted to go to a cabin. Experience Cabinness. Be thoroughly cabined. The rain seemed like it would never stop.
I was bored. There is only a certain amount that a private investigator can do constructively when he is without clients, even in a fascinating, action-packed city like Indianapolis. I'd done it and it wasn't even noon yet. We do get rains like this here, but not usually in November. Or is it common in Novembers? Had the incessant rain washed my memory away?
It was with pleasure that I thought I heard footsteps on my office stairs. Normally I'd dismiss such sounds as self-delusion—so few clients ever arrive without an appointment. And then there was the rain. I mean . . . could I really be hearing footfalls among the plops of those endless raindrops?
As it turned out, I could. There was a knock at my door. Even the most savage rain doesn't do that. I dashed to respond. The last thing I wanted was for a prospective client to dissolve away.
The last thing I expected was to open the door and recognize the prospective client. My repeat clients always call, make appointments, even summon me to come to them. But then again, this prospective repeat client was not a normal kinda guy.
"LeBron," I said. "Come in. Get out of the wet."
I stood back but he didn't cross the threshold. At first I thought he was being contrary, but then I saw it was hard for him to move at all. One arm hung loose at his side. His clothes were torn. He was standing askew.
"LeBron, what's wrong?"
Faintly he said something. When I leaned forward and asked him to repeat it he said, "It's Wolfgang now."
It took awhile, but eventually I sat him in my Client's Chair. He groaned with each step. I sat on my desk facing him. "How badly are you hurt?"
He didn't respond.
"How badly are you hurt, Wolfgang? Should I call an ambulance?"
"We heal quickly."
I didn't like the way he held himself in my chair. I didn't like the sound of his breathing. I didn't like the sight of blood dripping onto my floor. I picked up the phone.
"No."
"Yes."
He passed out. I dialed 911.
2.
St. Riley's emergency department was full, which surprised me. Ice and snow produce broken bones, but rain? What were they all here for? Near-drownings? Mold?
Whatever the answer, the emergency crew jumped Wolfgang to the head of the line. "So what happened to your friend?" asked the nurse when I followed him to a cubicle.
"I have no idea."
"What's his name?"
"Wolfgang."
"Wolfgang," the nurse said. "Interesting." She turned to him. "Wolfgang, my name is Matty. Can you hear me?"
He made a sound. I couldn't make out, like, a word, but Nurse Matty seemed happy with the noise itself. She turned back to me. "Has he lost consciousness since it happened?"
"He passed out when he arrived at my office, just before I called nine-one-one. Before that I don't know."
"How long ago did this happen?"
"I don't know."
"You don't know much, do you?"
"No, ma'am, I don't."
"Did you do this to him?"
"No."
"You know that, do you?"
"He came to where I live, dragged himself up a flight of stairs, and knocked at my door. That was about . . ." I looked at my watch. "Fifty-seven minutes ago, when I called nine-one-one. I don't know what happened before he got to me, where it happened, when it happened, or how he got to my place."
"He's . . . your boyfriend?"
"He's not a friend of any description. Two months ago he hired me to do a job for him. I haven't seen or spoken with him since."
"That was September?"
"Yes. I finished the job for him in a day."
"You're not a plumber by any chance?"
"No. Sorry."
She sighed. "So, why did he come to you?"
"Once you and your colleagues put Wolfgang Dumpty back together again, maybe he'll tell me."
"That's his last name? Dumpty?"
"I have no idea what his last name is. When I worked for him he called himself ‘LeBron James.' If he's ‘Wolfgang' now, chances are that the rest of his handle is Mozart. He has an interest in prodigies."
"What's all that supposed to mean?"
"He changes his name sometimes."
"He changes his name?" She looked from me to him and back again. "Why?"
"I'd rather he told you himself."
"Is he crazy? Is that it?"
"Personally, I think he's unusually sane. But he does have some quirks."
"You're not helping me here."
"I'm helping you as much as I can."
"Does he have medical insurance? Wait, let me guess. You don't know."
"I can probably remember his address."
"But he was rich enough to hire you for a day in September?"
"Yes."
"Are you cheap?"
"I'm fabulously expensive and worth every penny."
"A doctor will be here in a minute. I'm going to check his pockets now. They might have some ID that will help."
She checked his pockets. They were empty. Which surprised me, because when he came to my office in September he was carrying a lot of cash. So maybe he'd been robbed.
"Go tell them what you can at the desk," she said.
"And will you let me know when you find out what's wrong with him?"
"You're waiting around?"
"Yeah."
"Even though you're not a friend?"
"I give good customer aftercare."
She made a face at me.
I left to deliver a second batch of "I don't know"s at the reception desk.
3.
I expected to be left to my own devices in the waiting room for a long time but Nurse Matty came to get me less than a quarter of an hour after I picked a seat.
"You are still here."
"Didn't you expect me to be?"
"Not after we found your friend—no, your nonfriend—has stab wounds."
"That's not nice."
"No, it's not."
"And you thought I was the stabber and had made a run for it."
"Look, can you come with me and go through what you know with our head of security?"
"While you wait for the cops to come and have me go through what I know with them?"
"Or hunt you down like a stray dog if you don't stay. Your call," she said with a bit of a smile.
"Why don't you tell me something about Wolfgang's prognosis."
"The doctor found two wounds in his belly before I came to look for you. Neither looked deep or in a vital place, but they'll take him up to an operating theater in a few minutes to make sure."
"And has he said anything about what happened or who did it?"
"He's been mumbling things. Maybe an old friend like you will be able to understand him better than I can."
I fol
lowed Matty into the treatment labyrinth. I wasn't sure what to tell the security people—or the cops. When I knew him, Wolfgang's fickleness about names wasn't his main peculiarity. That honor fell to his insistence that his father was an extraterrestrial.
But with me he behaved rationally and paid cash. By no means all the terrestrials I deal with do either.
The security guy was a woman who was taller, younger, and arguably more muscular than I am. She waited for me at the foot of Wolfgang's bed, but as I was about to introduce myself, the patient spotted me and tried to sit up.
He said, "Albert."
It was quiet but clear enough for Nurse Matty to ask, "Is that you?"
I nodded and went closer to his head.
"Four of them," he whispered.
"Who were they?"
What he'd already said seemed to have left him exhausted. But then he made one last effort and said what sounded like "Terrorists . . ."
4.
Once the magic "t" word was passed on to the police, it wasn't long before two officers in uniform homed in on me like I was the door to their future careers. By then, Wolfgang was in surgery.
I followed the cops to a visitors' room, but it didn't take long for me to repeat my collection of "I don't know"s. However, it was long enough for Nurse Matty to stick her head in with an update. "Sorry to bother you, Officers," she said, "but the surgeon upstairs believes that the two abdominal wounds were done with different knives."
The uniforms looked at each other. I said, "How do you tell something like that?"
"Think about an ordinary knife," she said. "One side sharp, one side blunt."
"Okay."
"And think about it being pressed through skin. Once the point goes in, one side of the wound is cut by the sharp edge but the other is just rubbed by the blunt one. Maybe torn open a little, but not cut. The result is that the two ends of the wound look completely different under magnification."
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