The first edition was released in two volumes on 26 October 1726, priced at 8s. 6d. An instant sensation, the novel sold out its first run in less than a week. Inspired by his close friend’s work, Pope wrote the following set of Verses on Gulliver’s Travels, which Swift liked so much that he added them to the second edition of the book, though they are rarely included in subsequent editions.
Jonathan Swift, by Charles Jervas
CONTENTS
Ode to Quinbus Flestrin
The Lamentation of Glumdalclitch for the Loss of Grildrig
To Mr. Lemuel Gulliver
Mary Gulliver to Captain Lemuel Gulliver
The first edition of the novel
Ode to Quinbus Flestrin
The Man Mountain, by Titty Tit, Poet Laureate to His Majesty of Lilliput.
Translated into English
IN amaze
Lost I gaze!
Can our eyes
Reach thy size!
May my lays 5
Swell with praise,
Worthy thee!
Worthy me!
Muse, inspire
All thy fire! 10
Bards of old
Of him told,
When they said
Atlas’ head
Propp’d the skies: 15
See! and believe your eyes!
See him stride
Valleys wide,
Over woods,
Over floods! 20
When he treads,
Mountains’ heads
Groan and shake,
Armies quake;
Lest his spurn 25
Overturn
Man and steed:
Troops, take heed!
Left and right,
Speed your flight! 30
Lest an host
Beneath his foot be lost;
Turn’d aside
From his hide
Safe from wound, 35
Darts rebound.
From his nose
Clouds he blows!
When he speaks,
Thunder breaks! 40
When he eats,
Famine threats!
When he drinks,
Neptune shrinks!
Nigh thy ear 45
In mid air,
On thy hand
Let me stand;
So shall I,
Lofty poet! touch the sky. 50
The Lamentation of Glumdalclitch for the Loss of Grildrig
A Pastoral
SOON as Glumdalclitch miss’d her pleasing care,
She wept, she blubber’d, and she tore her hair;
No British miss sincerer grief has known,
Her squirrel missing, or her sparrow flown.
She furl’d her sampler, and haul’d in her thread, 5
And stuck her needle into Grildrig’s bed;
Then spread her hands, and with a bounce let fall
Her baby, like the giant in Guildhall.
In peals of thunder now she roars, and now
She gently whimpers like a lowing cow: 10
Yet lovely in her sorrow still appears:
Her locks dishevell’d, and her flood of tears,
Seem like the lofty barn of some rich swain,
When from the thatch drips fast a shower of rain.
In vain she search’d each cranny of the house, 15
Each gaping chink, impervious to a mouse.
‘Was it for this (she cried) with daily care
Within thy reach I set the vinegar,
And fill’d the cruet with the acid tide,
While pepper-water worms thy bait supplied? 20
Where twined the silver eel around thy hook,
And all the little monsters of the brook!
Sure in that lake he dropt; my Grilly’s drown’d!’
She dragg’d the cruet, but no Grildrig found.
‘Vain is thy courage, Grilly, vain thy boast! 25
But little creatures enterprise the most.
Trembling I ‘ve seen thee dare the kitten’s paw,
Nay, mix with children, as they play’d at taw,
Nor fear the marbles as they bounding flew;
Marbles to them, but rolling rocks to you! 30
‘Why did I trust thee with that giddy youth?
Who from a page can ever learn the truth?
Versed in court tricks, that money-loving boy
To some lord’s daughter sold the living toy;
Or rent him limb from limb in cruel play, 35
As children tear the wings of flies away.
From place to place o’er Brobdingnag I ‘ll roam,
And never will return, or bring thee home.
But who hath eyes to trace the passing wind?
How then they fairy footsteps can I find? 40
Dost thou bewilder’d wander all alone
In the green thicket of a mossy stone;
Or, tumbled from the toadstool’s slipp’ry round,
Perhaps, all maim’d, lie grovelling on the ground
Dost thou, embosom’d in the lovely rose, 45
Or, sunk within the peach’s down repose?
Within the kingcup if thy limbs are spread,
Or in the golden cowslip’s velvet head,
O show me, Flora, midst those sweets, the flower
Where sleeps my Grildrig in the fragrant bower. 50
‘But ah! I fear thy little fancy roves
On little females, and on little loves;
Thy pigmy children, and thy tiny spouse,
The baby playthings that adorn thy house,
Doors, windows, chimneys, and the spacious rooms, 55
Equal in size to cells of honeycombs.
Hast thou for these now ventured from the shore,
Thy bark a bean shell, and a straw thy oar?
Or in thy box now bounding on the main,
Shall I ne’er bear thyself and house again? 60
And shall I set thee on my hand no more,
To see thee leap the lines, and traverse o’er
My spacious palm; of stature scarce a span,
Mimic the actions of a real man?
No more behold thee turn my watch’s key, 65
As seamen at a capstan anchors weigh?
How wert thou wont to walk with cautious tread,
A dish of tea, like milkpail, on thy head!
How chase the mite that bore thy cheese away,
And keep the rolling maggot at a bay!’ 70
She spoke; but broken accents stopp’d her voice,
Soft as the speaking-trumpet’s mellow noise:
She sobb’d a storm, and wiped her flowing eyes,
Which seem’d like two broad suns in misty skies.
O squander not thy grief! those tears command 75
To weep upon our cod in Newfoundland;
The plenteous pickle shall preserve the fish,
And Europe taste thy sorrows in a dish.
To Mr. Lemuel Gulliver
The Grateful Address of the Unhappy Houyhnhnms Now in Slavery and Bondage in England
TO thee, we wretches of the Houyhnhnm band,
Condemn’d to labour in a barb’rous land,
Return our thanks. Accept our humble lays,
And let each grateful Houyhnhnm neigh thy praise.
O happy Yahoo, purged from human crimes, 5
By thy sweet sojourn in those virtuous climes,
Where reign our sires; there, to thy country’s shame,
Reason, you found, and Virtue were the same.
Their precepts razed the prejudice of youth,
And ev’n a Yahoo learn’d the love of Truth. 10
Art thou the first who did the coast explore?
Did never Yahoo tread that ground before?
Yes, thousands! But in pity to their kind,
Or sway’d by envy, or thro’ pride of mind,
They hid their knowledge of a nobler race, 15
Which own’d, would all their
sires and sons disgrace.
You, like the Samian, visit lands unknown,
And by their wiser morals mend your own.
Thus Orpheus travell’d to reform his kind,
Came back, and tamed the brutes he left behind. 20
You went, you saw, you heard: with virtue fought,
Then spread those morals which the Houyhnhnms taught.
Our labours here must touch thy gen’rous heart,
To see us strain before the coach and cart;
Compell’d to run each knavish jockey’s heat! 25
Subservient to Newmarket’s annual cheat!
With what reluctance do we lawyers bear,
To fleece their country clients twice a year!
Or managed in your schools, for fops to ride,
How foam, how fret beneath a load of pride! 30
Yes, we are slaves — but yet, by reason’s force,
Have learn’d to bear misfortune like a horse.
O would the stars, to ease my bonds ordain
That gentle Gulliver might guide my rein!
Safe would I bear him to his journey’s end, 35
For ‘t is a pleasure to support a friend.
But if my life by doom’d to serve the bad,
Oh! mayst thou never want an easy pad!
HOUYHNHNM
Mary Gulliver to Captain Lemuel Gulliver
An Epistle
ARGUMENT
The captain, some time after his return, being retired to Mr. Sympson’s in the country, Mrs. Gulliver, apprehending from his late behaviour some estrangement of his affections, writes him the following expostulatory, soothing, and tenderly complaining epistle.
WELCOME, thrice welcome to thy native place!
What, touch me not? what, shun a wife’s embrace?
Have I for this thy tedious absence borne,
And waked, and wish’d whole nights for thy return?
In five long years I took no second spouse; 5
What Redriff wife so long hath kept her vows?
Your eyes, your nose, inconstancy betray;
Your nose you stop, your eyes you turn away.
‘T is said, that thou shouldst ‘cleave unto thy wife;’
Once thou didst cleave, and I could cleave for life. 10
Hear, and relent! hark how thy children moan!
Be kind at least to these; they are thy own:
Behold, and count them all; secure to find
The honest number that you left behind.
See how they bat thee with their pretty paws: 15
Why start you? are they snakes? or have they claws?
Thy Christian seed, our mutual flesh and bone:
Be kind at least to these; they are thy own.
Biddel, like thee, might farthest India rove;
He changed his country, but retain’d his love. 20
There ‘s Captain Pannel, absent half his life,
Comes back, and is the kinder to his wife;
Yet Pannel’s wife is brown compared to me,
And Mrs. Biddel sure is fifty-three.
Not touch me! never neighbour call’d me slut! 25
Was Flimnap’s dame more sweet in Lilliput?
I ‘ve no red hair to breathe an odious fume;
At least thy Consort’s cleaner than thy Groom.
Why then that dirty stable-boy thy care?
What mean those visits to the Sorrel Mare? 30
Say, by what witchcraft, or what demon led,
Preferr’st thou litter to the marriage-bed?
Some say the Devil himself is in that mare:
If so, our Dean shall drive him forth by prayer.
Some think you mad, some think you are possess’d, 35
That Bedlam and clean straw will suit you best.
Vain means, alas, this frenzy to appease!
That straw, that straw would heighten the disease.
My bed (the scene of all our former joys,
Witness two lovely girls, two lovely boys) 40
Alone I press: in dreams I call my dear,
I stretch my hand; no Gulliver is there!
I wake, I rise, and shiv’ring with the frost
Search all the house; my Gulliver is lost!
Forth in the street I rush with frantic cries; 45
The windows open, all the neighbours rise:
‘Where sleeps my Gulliver? O tell me where.’
The neighbours answer, ‘With the Sorrel Mare.’
At early morn I to the market haste
(Studious in every thing to please thy taste); 50
A curious fowl and ‘sparagus I chose
(For I remember’d you were fond of those);
Three shillings cost the first, the last seven groats;
Sullen you turn from both, and call for oats.
Others bring goods and treasure to their houses, 55
Something to deck their pretty babes and spouses:
My only token was a cup like horn,
That ‘s made of nothing but a lady’s corn.
‘T is not for that I grieve; O, ‘t is to see
The Groom and Sorrel Mare preferr’d to me! 60
These, for some moments when you deign to quit,
And at due distance sweet discourse admit,
‘T is all my pleasure thy past toil to know;
For pleas’d remembrance builds delight on woe.
At ev’ry danger pants thy consort’s breast, 65
And gaping infants squall to hear the rest.
How did I tremble, when by thousands bound,
I saw thee stretch’d on Lilliputian ground!
When scaling armies climb’d up every part,
Each step they trod I felt upon my heart. 70
But when thy torrent quench’d the dreadful blaze,
King, Queen, and Nation staring with amaze,
Full in my view how all my husband came;
And what extinguish’d theirs increas’d my flame.
Those spectacles, ordain’d thine eyes to save, 75
Were once my present; love that armour gave.
How did I mourn at Bolgolam’s decree!
For when he sign’d thy death, he sentenc’d me.
When folks might see thee all the country round
For sixpence, I ‘d have giv’n a thousand pound. 80
Lord! when the giant babe that head of thine
Got in his mouth, my heart was up in mine!
When in the marrow bone I see thee ramm’d,
Or on the housetop by the monkey cramm’d,
The piteous images renew my pain, 85
And all thy dangers I weep o’er again.
But on the maiden’s nipple when you rid,
Pray Heav’n, ‘t was all a wanton maiden did!
Glumdalclitch, too! with thee I mourn her case,
Heaven guard the gentle girl from all disgrace! 90
O may the king that one neglect forgive,
And pardon her the fault by which I live!
Was there no other way to set him free?
My life, alas! I fear prov’d death to thee.
O teach me, dear, new words to speak my flame; 95
Teach me to woo thee by thy best lov’d name!
Whether the style of Grildrig please thee most,
So call’d on Brobdingnag’s stupendous coast,
When on the monarch’s ample hand you sate,
And halloo’d in his ear intrigues of state; 100
Or Quinbus Flestrin more endearment brings,
When like a mountain you look’d down on kings:
If ducal Nardac, Lilliputian peer,
Or Glumglum’s humbler title soothe thy ear:
Nay, would kind Jove my organs so dispose, 105
To hymn harmonious Houyhnhnm thro’ the nose,
I ‘d call thee Houyhnhnm, that high sounding name
Thy children’s noses all should twang the same;
So might I find my loving spouse
of course
Endued with all the virtues of a horse. 110
LATER POEMS
CONTENTS
On Certain Ladies
Celia
Prologue (To a Play for Mr. Dennis’s Benefit)
Song, by a Person of Quality
Verses Left by Mr. Pope
On His Grotto at Twickenham
On Receiving from the Right Hon. the Lady Frances Shirley a Standish and Two Pens
On Beaufort House Gate at Chiswick
To Mr. Thomas Southern
Epigram (“My Lord complains”)
Epigram (“Yes! ‘t is the time”)
1740: A Poem
To Erinna
Lines Written in Windsor Forest
Verbatim from Boileau
Lines on Swift’s Ancestors
On Seeing the Ladies at Crux Easton Walk in the Woods by the Grotto
Inscription on a Grotto, the Work of Nine Ladies
To the Right Hon. the Earl of Oxford
Alexander Pope by Jonathan Richardson, 1736
On Certain Ladies
WHEN other fair ones to the shades go down,
Still Chloe, Flavia, Delia, stay in town:
Those ghosts of beauty wand’ring here reside,
And haunt the places where their honour died.
Celia
CELIA, we know, is sixty-five,
Yet Celia’s face is seventeen;
Thus winter in her breast must live,
While summer in her face is seen.
How cruel Celia’s fate, who hence 5
Our heart’s devotion cannot try;
Too pretty for our reverence,
Too ancient for our gallantry!
Prologue (To a Play for Mr. Dennis’s Benefit)
In 1733, When He Was Old, Blind, and in Great Distress, a Little before His Death
AS when that hero, who in each campaign
Had braved the Goth, and many a Vandal slain,
Lay fortune-struck, a spectacle of woe,
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