Alexander Pope - Delphi Poets Series

by Alexander Pope

  Or heal, old Narses, thy obscener ail,

  With all th’ embroidery plaster’d at thy tail? 90

  They might (were Harpax not too wise to spend)

  Give Harpax’ self the blessing of a friend;

  Or find some doctor that would save the life

  Of wretched Shylock, spite of Shylock’s wife.

  But thousands die without or this or that, 95

  Die, and endow a College or a Cat.

  To some indeed Heav’n grants the happier fate

  T’ enrich a bastard; or a son they hate.

  Perhaps you think the poor might have their part?

  Bond damns the poor, and hates them from his heart: 100

  The grave Sir Gilbert holds it for a rule

  That ev’ry man in want is knave or fool.

  ‘God cannot love (says Blunt, with tearless eyes)

  The wretch he starves’ — and piously denies:

  But the good bishop, with a meeker air, 105

  Admits, and leaves them, Providence’s care.

  Yet, to be just to these poor men of pelf,

  Each does but hate his neighbour as himself:

  Damn’d to the mines, an equal fate betides

  The slave that digs it and the slave that hides. 110

  B. Who suffer thus, mere charity should own,

  Must act on motives powerful tho’ unknown.

  P. Some war, some plague or famine, they foresee,

  Some revelation hid from you and me.

  Why Shylock wants a meal the cause is found; 115

  He thinks a loaf will rise to fifty pound.

  What made directors cheat in South-sea year?

  To live on ven’son, when it sold so dear.

  Ask you why Phryne the whole auction buys?

  Phryne foresees a general excise. 120

  Why she and Sappho raise that monstrous sum?

  Alas! they fear a man will cost a plum.

  Wise Peter sees the world’s respect for gold,

  And therefore hopes this nation may be sold.

  Glorious ambition! Peter, swell thy store, 125

  And be what Rome’s great Didius was before.

  The crown of Poland, venal twice an age,

  To just three millions stinted modest Gage.

  But nobler scenes Maria’s dreams unfold,

  Hereditary realms, and worlds of gold. 130

  Congenial souls! whose life one av’rice joins,

  And one fate buries in th’ Asturian mines.

  Much-injured Blunt! why bears he Britain’s hate?

  A wizard told him in these words our fate:

  ‘At length Corruption, like a gen’ral flood 135

  (So long by watchful ministers withstood),

  Shall deluge all; and Av’rice, creeping on,

  Spread like a low-born mist and blot the sun;

  Statesman and Patriot ply alike the stocks,

  Peeress and Butler share alike the Box, 140

  And judges job, and bishops bite the town,

  And mighty Dukes pack cards for half a crown:

  See Britain sunk in lucre’s sordid charms,

  And France revenged of Anne’s and Edward’s arms!’

  ‘T was no court-badge, great Scriv’ner! fired thy brain, 145

  Nor lordly luxury, nor city gain:

  No, ‘t was thy righteous end, ashamed to see

  Senates degen’rate, patriots disagree,

  And nobly wishing party-rage to cease,

  To buy both sides, and give thy country peace. 150

  ‘All this is madness,’ cries a sober sage:

  ‘But who, my friend, has Reason in his rage?

  The Ruling Passion, be it what it will,

  The Ruling Passion conquers Reason still.’

  Less mad the wildest whimsy we can frame 155

  Than ev’n that Passion, if it has no aim;

  For tho’ such motives folly you may call,

  The folly ‘s greater to have none at all.

  Hear then the truth:—’’T is Heav’n each Passion sends,

  And diff’rent men directs to diff’rent ends. 160

  Extremes in Nature equal good produce;

  Extremes in Man concur to gen’ral use.’

  Ask me what makes one keep, and one bestow?

  That power who bids the ocean ebb and flow,

  Bids seed-time, harvest, equal course maintain, 165

  Thro’ reconciled extremes of drought and rain;

  Builds life on death, on change duration founds,

  And gives th’ eternal wheels to know their rounds.

  Riches, like insects, when conceal’d they lie,

  Wait but for wings, and in their season fly. 170

  Who sees pale Mammon pine amidst his store,

  Sees but a backward steward for the poor;

  This year a reservoir to keep and spare;

  The next a fountain spouting thro’ his heir

  In lavish streams to quench a country’s thirst, 175

  And men and dogs shall drink him till they burst.

  Old Cotta shamed his fortune and his birth,

  Yet was not Cotta void of wit or worth.

  What tho’ (the use of barb’rous spits forgot)

  His kitchen vied in coolness with his grot? 180

  His court with nettles, moats with cresses stor’d,

  With soups unbought, and salads, bless’d his board;

  If Cotta lived on pulse, it was no more

  Than Bramins, Saints, and Sages did before;

  To cram the rich was prodigal expense, 185

  And who would take the poor from Providence?

  Like some lone Chartreux stands the good old hall,

  Silence without, and fasts within the wall;

  No rafter’d roofs with dance and tabor sound,

  No noontide bell invites the country round; 190

  Tenants with sighs the smokeless towers survey,

  And turn th’ unwilling steeds another way;

  Benighted wanderers, the forest o’er,

  Curse the saved candle and unopening door;

  While the gaunt mastiff, growling at the gate, 195

  Affrights the beggar whom he longs to eat.

  Not so his son; he mark’d this oversight,

  And then mistook reverse of wrong for right:

  (For what to shun will no great knowledge need

  But what to follow is a task indeed!) 200

  Yet sure, of qualities deserving praise,

  More go to ruin fortunes than to raise.

  What slaughter’d hecatombs, what floods of wine,

  Fill the capacious Squire and deep Divine!

  Yet no mean motive this profusion draws; 205

  His oxen perish in his country’s cause;

  ‘T is George and Liberty that crowns the cup,

  And zeal for that great House which eats him up.

  The woods recede around the naked seat,

  The sylvans groan — no matter — for the fleet; 210

  Next goes his wool — to clothe our valiant bands;

  Last, for his country’s love, he sells his lands.

  To town he comes, completes the nation’s hope,

  And heads the bold train-bands, and burns a pope.

  And shall not Britain now reward his toils, 215

  Britain, that pays her patriots with her spoils?

  In vain at court the bankrupt pleads his cause;

  His thankless country leaves him to her laws.

  The sense to value Riches, with the art

  T’ enjoy them, and the virtue to impart; 220

  Not meanly nor ambitiously pursued,

  Not sunk by sloth, nor raised by servitude;

  To balance fortune by a just expense,

  Join with economy magnificence;

  With splendour charity, with plenty health; 225

  O teach us, Bathurst! yet unspoil’d by wealth,

  That secret rare, between
th’ extremes to move

  Of mad Good-nature and of mean Self-love.

  B. To worth or want well weigh’d be bounty giv’n

  And ease or emulate the care of Heav’n 230

  (Whose measure full o’erflows on human race):

  Mend Fortune’s fault, and justify her grace.

  Wealth in the gross is death, but life diffused,

  As poison heals in just proportion used:

  In heaps, like ambergris, a stink it lies, 235

  But well dispers’d is incense to the skies.

  P. Who starves by nobles, or with nobles eats?

  The wretch that trusts them, and the rogue that cheats.

  Is there a lord who knows a cheerful noon

  Without a fiddler, flatt’rer, or buffoon? 240

  Whose table Wit or modest Merit share,

  Unelbow’d by a gamester, pimp, or player?

  Who copies yours or Oxford’s better part,

  To ease th’ oppress’d, and raise the sinking heart?

  Where’er he shines, O Fortune! gild the scene, 245

  And angels guard him in the golden mean!

  There English bounty yet a while may stand,

  And honour linger ere it leaves the land.

  But all our praises why should Lords engross?

  Rise, honest Muse! and sing the Man of Ross: 250

  Pleas’d Vaga echoes thro’ her winding bounds,

  And rapid Severn hoarse applause resounds.

  Who hung with woods yon mountain’s sultry brow?

  From the dry rock who bade the waters flow?

  Not to the skies in useless columns tost, 255

  Or in proud falls magnificently lost,

  But clear and artless, pouring thro’ the plain

  Health to the sick, and solace to the swain.

  Whose causeway parts the vale with shady rows?

  Whose seats the weary traveller repose? 260

  Who taught that Heav’n-directed spire to rise?

  The Man of Ross, each lisping babe replies.

  Behold the market-place with poor o’erspread!

  The Man of Ross divides the weekly bread:

  He feeds yon almshouse, neat, but void of state, 265

  Where age and want sit smiling at the gate:

  Him portion’d maids, apprenticed orphans blest,

  The young who labour, and the old who rest.

  Is any sick? the Man of Ross relieves,

  Prescribes, attends, the medicine makes and gives: 270

  Is there a variance? enter but his door,

  Balk’d are the courts, and contest is no more:

  Despairing quacks with curses fled the place,

  And vile attorneys, now a useless race.

  B. Thrice happy man! enabled to pursue 275

  What all so wish, but want the power to do!

  Oh say, what sums that gen’rous hand supply?

  What mines to swell that boundless charity?

  P. Of debts and taxes, wife and children clear,

  This man possess’d — five hundred pounds a year. 280

  Blush, Grandeur, blush! proud courts, withdraw your blaze!

  Ye little stars, hide your diminish’d rays!

  B. And what? no monument, inscription, stone,

  His race, his form, his name almost unknown?

  P. Who builds a church to God, and not to Fame, 285

  Will never mark the marble with his name:

  Go, search it there, where to be born and die,

  Of rich and poor makes all the history;

  Enough that Virtue fill’d the space between,

  Prov’d by the ends of being to have been. 290

  When Hopkins dies, a thousand lights attend

  The wretch who living saved a candle’s end:

  Should’ring God’s altar a vile image stands,

  Belies his features, nay, extends his hands;

  That livelong wig, which Gorgon’s self might own, 295

  Eternal buckle takes in Parian stone.

  Behold what blessings Wealth to life can lend!

  And see what comfort it affords our end.

  In the worst inn’s worst room, with mat half-hung,

  The floors of plaster, and the walls of dung, 300

  On once a flock-bed, but repair’d with straw,

  With tape-tied curtains, never meant to draw,

  The George and Garter dangling from that bed

  Where tawdry yellow strove with dirty red,

  Great Villiers lies — alas! how changed from him, 305

  That life of pleasure and that soul of whim!

  Gallant and gay, in Cliveden’s proud alcove,

  The bower of wanton Shrewsbury and Love;

  Or just as gay at council, in a ring

  Of mimic statesmen and their merry King. 310

  No Wit to flatter, left of all his store —

  No Fool to laugh at, which he valued more —

  There, victor of his health, of fortune, friends,

  And fame, this lord of useless thousands ends!

  His Grace’s fate sage Cutler could foresee, 315

  And well (he thought) advised him, ‘Live like me.’

  And well his Grace replied, ‘Like you, Sir John?

  That I can do when all I have is gone!’

  Resolve me, Reason, which of these is worse,

  Want with a full or with an empty purse? 320

  Thy life more wretched, Cutler! was confess’d;

  Arise, and tell me, was thy death more bless’d?

  Cutler saw tenants break and houses fall,

  For very want; he could not build a wall:

  His only daughter in a stranger’s power, 325

  For very want; he could not pay a dower:

  A few gray hairs his rev’rend temples crown’d;

  ‘T was very want that sold them for two pound.

  What ev’n denied a cordial at his end,

  Banish’d the doctor, and expell’d the friend? 330

  What but a want, which you perhaps think mad,

  Yet numbers feel, — the want of what he had!

  Cutler and Brutus dying both exclaim,

  ‘Virtue! and wealth! what are ye but a name!’

  Say, for such worth are other worlds prepared? 335

  Or are they both in this their own reward?

  A knotty point! to which we now proceed.

  But you are tired — I ‘ll tell a tale — B. Agreed.

  P. Where London’s column, pointing at the skies,

  Like a tall bully, lifts the head and lies, 340

  There dwelt a citizen of sober fame,

  A plain good man, and Balaam was his name.

  Religious, punctual, frugal, and so forth,

  His word would pass for more than he was worth;

  One solid dish his week-day meal affords, 345

  An added pudding solemnized the Lord’s;

  Constant at Church and ‘Change; his gains were sure,

  His givings rare, save farthings to the poor.

  The Devil was piqued such saintship to behold,

  And long’d to tempt him like good Job of old; 350

  But Satan now is wiser than of yore,

  And tempts by making rich, not making poor.

  Rous’d by the Prince of Air, the whirlwinds sweep

  The surge, and plunge his father in the deep;

  Then full against his Cornish lands they roar, 355

  And two rich shipwrecks bless the lucky shore.

  Sir Balaam now, he lives like other folks,

  He takes his chirping pint, and cracks his jokes.

  ‘Live like yourself,’ was soon my lady’s word;

  And lo! two puddings smoked upon the board. 360

  Asleep and naked as an Indian lay,

  An honest factor stole a gem away:

  He pledg’d it to the knight; the knight had wit,

  So kept the diamond, and the rogue was bit.

 
Some scruple rose, but thus he eas’d his thought: 365

  ‘I ‘ll now give sixpence where I gave a groat;

  Where once I went to church I ‘ll now go twice —

  And am so clear too of all other vice.’

  The tempter saw his time; the work he plied;

  Stocks and subscriptions pour on ev’ry side, 370

  Till all the demon makes his full descent

  In one abundant shower of cent per cent,

  Sinks deep within him, and possesses whole,

  Then dubs Director, and secures his soul.

  Behold Sir Balaam, now a man of Spirit, 375

  Ascribes his gettings to his parts and merit;

  What late he call’d a blessing now was wit,

  And God’s good providence a lucky hit.

  Things change their titles as our manners turn,

  His counting-house employ’d the Sunday morn: 380

  Seldom at church (‘t was such a busy life),

  But duly sent his family and wife.

  There (so the Devil ordain’d) one Christmas-tide

  My good old lady catch’d a cold and died.

  A nymph of quality admires our knight; 385

  He marries, bows at court, and grows polite;

  Leaves the dull cits, and joins (to please the fair)

  The well-bred cuckolds in St. James’s air:

  First for his son a gay commission buys,

  Who drinks, whores, fights, and in a duel dies; 390

  His daughter flaunts a viscount’s tawdry wife;

  She bears a coronet and p — x for life.

  In Britain’s senate he a seat obtains,

  And one more pensioner St. Stephen gains.

  My lady falls to play; so bad her chance, 395

  He must repair it; takes a bribe from France:

  The house impeach him; Coningsby harangues;

  The court forsake him, and Sir Balaam hangs.

  Wife, son, and daughter, Satan! are thy own,

  His wealth, yet dearer, forfeit to the crown: 400

  The Devil and the King divide the prize,

  And sad Sir Balaam curses God and dies.

  Epistle IV. Of the Use of Riches

  To Richard Boyle, Earl of Burlington

  ARGUMENT

  The vanity of Expense in people of wealth and quality. The abuse of the word Taste. That the first principle and foundation in this, as in every thing else, is Good Sense. The chief proof of it is to follow Nature, even in works of mere luxury and elegance. Instanced in Architecture and Gardening, where all must be adapted to the genius and use of the place, and the beauties not forced into it, but resulting from it. How men are disappointed in their most expensive undertakings for want of this true foundation, without which nothing can please long, if at all; and the best examples and rules will but be perverted into something burdensome and ridiculous. A description of the false taste of Magnificence; the first grand error of which is to imagine that greatness consists in the size and dimension, instead of the proportion and harmony, of the whole; and the second, either in joining together parts incoherent, or too minutely resembling, or, in the repetition of the same too frequently. A word or two of false taste in books, in music, in painting, even in preaching and prayer, and lastly in entertainments. Yet Providence is justified in giving wealth to be squandered in this manner, since it is dispersed to the poor and laborious part of mankind. [Recurring to what is laid down in the first book, ep. ii. and in the epistle preceding this.] What are the proper objects of Magnificence, and a proper field for the expense of great men. And, finally, the great and public works which become a Prince.