by Alexis Angel
I can’t help but LOL at his antics.
We go on back and forth a few times.
Finally the crème de la crème.
He somehow has a blank piece of paper and he writes on there and holds it up to his window.
“Pull over after the toll”
I dunno. This is the kinda stuff you see in movies. Get kidnapped and then chopped up and stuff. Or read about in kindle books under Dark Dark Romance lol.
But right after the toll booth I’m a bit intrigued and from the waist up he looks kinda cute.
So, I pull over.
His name is FREEWAY and tomorrow I’m gonna give you the deets on what happened afterwards!
Hugs and Kisses and Lots of Love,
Alexis Angel
Freeway Part Two
Sorry about the freebie yesterday, fixed it!
So I dunno if you caught my last newsletter but a lot of you have mentioned that you are reading them daily and if there is a way I could all put it together. Let me know if that’s something you would like to see. That way you can keep like all the things I said and have an archive. I might also be too full of myself and waaaaay to vain so if you think it’s a terrrrrible idea lemme know too, k?
Anyways, so there I was, having pulled over my car on the side of the freeway getting off the San Rafael bridge because some strange hot guy heading to the toll booth asked me too. I mean, what if all he wanted was to carjack my car? I just leased it a few months ago. Maybe he wants to steal it? I would wanna steal it. When I get time I’ll show you some pictures of it lol.
So he pulls up in front of me and he gets out and OH MY GOD. He’s gorgeous.
I immediately get out of my car too and I forget that I’m just wearing yoga pants and a really loose shirt over a sports bra – no makeup no nothing. And this guy is probably in a $1000 suit. From my Wall Street days, I’m guessing either Brioni or Ferragamo. Like he knows how to dress.
So I don’t remember the whole conversation unless I’m in my head and thinking it, but the gist of it (romanticized in my head) went like this:
FREEWAY: I saw you and had to get you to stop
ALEXIS: Uhm, hello, Normal people don’t do this.
FREEWAY: What is your name, gorgeous?
ALEXIS: Uhm, I’m Alexis. Whats yours?
FREEWAY: Freeway
Alexis: Oh. Hi.
FREEWAY: We don’t have time for small talk. We’re on the middle of a busy…freeway. Have a drink with me this Friday.
ALEXIS: Kinda sudden, no? You don’t wanna sext first?
FREEWAY: So we can send each other pictures of our privates?
ALEXIS: Yes?
FREEWAY: Shouldn’t we do that after a few drinks at Bourbon and Branch?
ALEXIS: I dunno if I should do speakeasy with a strange man
FREEWAY: That’s fine. Take my number. Call me if you change your mind. Or send me a picture of your pussy if your more comfortable
ALEXIS: (laughing) You know I was joking about sexting right? I only do that with people I’m gonna sleep with
FREEWAY: You’ll want to sleep with me.
ALEXIS: Really?
FREEWAY: Yup. Here’s my card. (heading back to car)
ALEXIS: Don’t you want my number?
FREEWAY: Nope. You can call, text, or email me. Up to you.
And then he drove off.
Hugs and Kisses and Lots of Love,
Alexis Angel
Calling Him
I will call Freeway
Okay, I think my email server is telling me that I need to call him. Besides its been over 24 hours now – it’ll be 48 hours tomorrow I’ll give him a call sometime tomorrow afternoon. I’ll call Freeway.
I would call him today but I have to get DILF ready and while the man may be cute looking, I need to work. No way in hell this man is interfering between me and work.
I have his number though and I’m gonna call him. Not gonna sext him. But later on tonight I’m gonna google him. See what he’s all about. Maybe look him up on womamsavers.com.
Have you guys ever used it? Its so amazing. So if you’ve dated a guy or whatever and he’s cheated on you or stolen from you or hit you or anything and you wanna make sure that other women don’t fall into the same trap as you, you just put up a picture of him and put down the details on womansavers.com.
I looked up WineBar after I met him. I didn’t look up ComputerChip. But I need to look up Freeway. I’ve gotten cheated on once, and it’s not fun. I don’t ever wanna go through that again, you know? I mean, if the guy would come up to me and be like hey I wanna do such and such and maybe can we invite another girl and do a 3some I’d be open minded (maybe) about it. But to not tell me and cheat is something else, ya know? I dunno why it sucks so much – maybe because when someone cheats on you it feels like they’ve just thrown away the intimate moments you’ve built together. That’s why my novels will never, ever have cheating in them.
So lets take stock of my dating life so far:
Number of calories over/under for the last 7 days (out of a 2,000 calorie diet how many calories am I over or under): 2,955
Glasses of wine drunk in last 7 days: 16
Potential guys: Freeway (maybe), WineBar
Dud Guys: ComputerChip
Any new fun purchase: used my Sephora giftcard! Planning on hitting up the La Perla this weekend <3 <3 Maybe I’ll take WineBar ;) Or who knows, maybe Freeway.
Hugs and Kisses and Lots of Love,
Alexis Angel
Good Karma
I called Freeway. And Dark Angel hit Top 100! Good karma!
So I called him yesterday. In the morning-ish. Like an hour after I woke up, so that’s around 11.
Anyways, I didn’t tell my Naughty Angels I was even talking to him and I’m in a group chat with them. I also had ARC to do. So he’s like, meet me on Friday.
Bourbon & Branch is actually a nice lil’ speakeasy and I was like okay. So I guess I got a date for Friday.
But then guess who texts?
ComputerChip. Sorry. Ignore that one.
But then guess who texts.
WineBar. He’s really casual, basically just, hey you wanna come over to the Wine Bar Friday? I’m working and you can bring your friends and I’ll hook you guys up with some new bottles we got in and we can hang out afterwards.
Which is code for sex, right?
So, I dunno if I’m gonna sleep with Freeway right after a few drinks at Bourbon & Branch on the first time I meet him. I try not to be like slutty on a first date – that’s what 3rd dates are for.
But I haven’t gotten laid in a few days. So do I sacrifice potentially opening up a new avenue of sex? I mean, I asked WineBar what he was doing this Saturday and apparently he’s heading to Vegas for a bachelor party Saturday afternoon and back Monday afternoon. And after this weekend I’m back at work at both day job and writing so this Friday to Sunday is my only get-sex window.
Decisions, decisions Oh no!
Playtime!
Yay! The week is done! Time to play!
So, yes, I am gonna go see Freeway. I told WineBar that I had plans for tonight. He asked what they were. I told him that I had to keep some mystery. I dunno, I think he was a bit miffed when I didn't tell him. I mean, he kept asking when we were talking on the phone. Like even when I thought we had moved on, he came back to the topic. I was like come on dude, just drop it.
I mean, do you see me getting all bent out of shape if he's at the bar and working and some girls starts hitting on him? Hell, I don't know if he's slept with someone since he and I did our thing. Do I wonder? Sure, like late at night as I'm lying there thinking about my life I think about him if I'm not thinking about someone else and I'll think about when we had sex and whether I could love him and what kinda dad he's gonna be like and I wonder what he did after I left the next coupla days and if he has any other booty call he calls up.
I mean, the guy is cute so I'm guessing young in the city he's probably ban
ging at least 3 other chicks, ya know? But do you see me worry? I mean, I don't like it. But I don't own him. Not yet at least. We're not exclusive. We're not dating even. We're just getting to know each other. So I don't really bring it up.
But he kept going oh are you going out with your girlfriends? I'm like enough. I'm hanging out with a friend. And he's like who. I'm just whatevs.
Compare this to Freeway and I'm texting him like hey I'll meet you here at this time and I'll be wearing this and I have no food allergies and I'll give you status updates, okay? And he is all like “Cool.”
Like one word. To my entire paragraph. Ugh. Freeway should talk more. WineBar should talk less.
Can't catch a break. Wish I could have both at the same time.
So I got another hour or so before I go shower and do my hair and get dressed and stuff so I'm gonna pick up this book from Michelle Love. Two guys is just what I need right now lol.
Anyways, I'll be online through my phone tonight most likely to seem cool and not give Freeway like my undivided attention so he doesn't think I like him a lot or anything. So if you see me, say hi.
Hugs and Kisses and Lots of Love,
Alexis Angel
Dating Two
I'm dating two guys at once!! :o
Finally, I’m getting my groove back! After breaking up with FuckFace and being single for several months, I’m finally getting back in the swing of things.
So, yes, that means drinks and tapas with Freeway went amazing! Like Bourbon and Branch and then we did Harry Denton’s Starlight Room on top of the Sir Francis Drake Hotel. We had some tapas downstairs at Scala’s too.
It was really amazing. Like it’s been a long time since I went on a date where you know, I dressed up and did my hair and waxed and shaved and tweaked and did myself up. And I know I did like dates earlier and met up ppl through like Match but this was like classy, ya know? Like Freeway took care of EVERYTHING. Like opened the door for me and made me feel like a lady too.
But like he was teasing me 100% of the time. I seriously don't know if he likes me or he’s just liking making fun of me. Not like making fun of me in a mean way, but like definitely making fun of me.
But lets see, what else. Chemistry? Totally there. I can’t wait to fuck him. He’s got a nice body and awesome smile and great face and I think he’s packing a nice cock too. And he’s into me. Caught him staring at my ass a few times when I walked to go to the bathroom. It helped that I had like enough to drink that I was swaying my hips.
Also! He didn’t hesitate to kiss me. But that’s as far as he went. So he wasn’t like you know shy or whatnot like that guy last week, MATCH, but he wasn’t all grabby either.
It was like a nice, long, sexy kiss and honestly afterwards I was like I wouldn’t mind fucking him right now. But he was all about dropping me off and talking to me later. I bet you that’s his game. He’s making me want more.
But where does that leave WineBar? Well, he’s in Vegas for bachelor party so its just me and the moon and San Francisco tonight. I’m gonna go to dinner with my girls and tell them basically what I told you guys and see what they have to say. Then tomorrow I’m going shopping with my mom who is in town and then spa and then sit back to work in the evening and the week starts again so I dunno, I think before I see FREEWAY again I should see WineBar.
Also, I didn’t find anything bad on women savers on FREEWAY or WineBar so I really gotta sit and decide how long I wanna keep being a player.
Hugs and Kisses and Lots of Love,
Alexis Angel
Smexy
Welcome to Smexy Sunday!
Yeah, it’s a new thing. I’m trying something new for people who I email. So the way it will work is I’ll do something sexy sexy for Sundays. And then don’t worry, I have so many things to tell you I’ll probably be back in the evening because I forgot something.
Anyways, I wanted to share the first chapter of DILF with you guys. It’s all the way at the bottom, after the freebie from MT Stone – who by the way has a sexy as fuck cover.
It’s really surprising to me every day that all these famous authors even talk to me. Like yesterday Amanda Heartley was like hey hun, here’s my new release if you wanna check it out and I was like omg of course. You have to understand I like go into fangirl mode every day as I sit down to work. It’s literally like this:
Amanda Heartley: Hey hun
Alexis Angel: OMG!
Amanda: What? What?
Alexis: Nothing, just I’m so excited to be talking to you.
Amanda: We spoke yesterday…
Alexis: I know and then I spend half the night reading your book after I got back from going out with my girlfriends
Amanda: Oh, how was that?
Alexis: Really, you wanna know?
Amanda: Sure!
Alexis: You’re like such a big author and before I started to write I used you for research
Amanda: I know, we have this conversation every time you and I talk
Alexis: OMG!
Amanda: What???
Alexis: I can’t believe you’re talking to me
Amanda: But I was just talking to you now??
Alexis: I know, it just hit me. I’m like talking to Amanda Heartley!
Amanda: Okay, do you wanna take a read of my book btw?
Alexis: OMG!
Amanda: What now?
Alexis: I can’t believe you want me to read your book!
Amanda: Sigh.
Alexis: OMG. I can’t believe you sighed at me!!! Squeeeeee!
Amanda: …..
Alexis: OMG!! I’m so excited at this job!
Amanda: <3
This convo never happened, but I swear sometimes when I deal with a sweetie like Amanda and I’m like all googley-eyed its what she probably feels like, lol. I love her so much and look up to her.
Hugs and Kisses and Lots of Love,
Alexis Angel
Broken Promises
Sorry about forgetting the excerpt!!
That’s right. I promised you an excerpt and I left you with a freebie.
That’s like taking you to the bring of being about to cum and then just pulling back to check your phone and go on Facebook because you had notifications like “We’re All Going to A Facebook Wedding. Type the first letter of the person and no cheating” and you end up getting tagged on a post where you’re marrying your PA and your entire stream team is like either spilling their drink or falling asleep at the wedding.
If you have no idea what I’m talking about, just continue shaking your head and don’t worry. Long story short I was supposed to send an excerpt for DILF this morning but I was rushing out the door because I had dance class. Remember, this is like the same dance class I was coming back from the other day on the San Rafael bridge when I got picked up by Freeway (literally picked up on the freeway) hence his name is Freeway!
Anyways, so nothing like that happened to me this time but I realized I forgot the excerpt so it’s below. But I was thinking about how Freeway was cool and a lot of you are like hey this guy is classy as fuck but oh my God, I was listening to I HEART Radio as I was driving and John Tesh came on with Intelligence For Your Life.
And he was like the moment you start dating someone you feel like it’s love at first sight, but you need to give at least eight weeks before you get really serious. Because abusive or mean people usually hide their true nature and by eight weeks they’re usually a lot more open and you can tell. Also we have chemicals in our brain that make us really happy and we can’t see a lot of the bad stuff about a person because the chemicals make us happy so somehow love is blind.
So I got a few weeks left for both WineBar and Freeway and who knows who I see till then – because this week is gonna be pretty active. I have some drinks with ex-work colleagues on Tuesday. Then CrossFit and dinner with my BFF on Wednesday and the a buncha us are having dinner on Thursday and then Friday a big gaggle of us girls are going clubbing. That means maybe Freeway tomo
rrow night if we can coordinate our schedules, and maybe a booty call with WineBar after drinks on Tuesday but Wednesday, Thursday, Friday are gonna be busy. So I know both guys are gonna wanna have date night on Saturday. I dunno which one I should say yes to hmmm….
Any thoughts?
Ok, freebie and excerpt below ladies! Yaaaaaayy!!
Hugs and Kisses and Lots of Love,
Alexis Angel
Kuta Cowboy
If you win both, you could probably buy yourself something pretty hot in an auction. Like the one time I went to Bali and got myself a Kuta Cowboy. Kuta is an area of Bali with beautiful beaches. And a Kuta Cowboy is basically a guy that trolls for women on the beach.
So I found one and he carried my bags all day, rubbed lotion on me when I laid out on the beach, gave me orgasms when I wanted, cooked me dinner, ate me out, like all the things a man should do. It was really fun and he was really sweet and with the exchange rate his "personal concierge services" which he advertised at were like very affordable.
And no, he did not stick it in me. I was like uh uh. Not even with like 4 condoms will I go that far. But a finger or tongue? Yeah for sure. I think the whole cost came out to about $250 for the whole week so thats why it was so cheap, but with the exchange rate in Bali that's a lot of money for the people there. Like basically this guy didn't work again for the next three months because he just hit the jackpot with me. To put it into perspective, the Indonesian Rupiah (their currency) vs. the US Dollar is like 12,000,000 Rupiah to 1 USD. That's right. 12 million.
