TWENTY-TWO
Our GP dismissed the rash as ‘only an allergic reaction’, and scribbled a couple of items on a prescription. Then it was back to the dentist’s for a yellow prescription for a different antibiotic, which for some reason the GP couldn’t prescribe, and then to the chemist’s.
Despite all three lots of pills he kept scratching his poor palms, even though there wasn’t any rash on them. But at last something seemed to have some effect. Even his face started to go down a little. He looked hopefully at the brandy bottle. I pointed a finger on one of the packs, which had the familiar message, AVOID ALCOHOL. I added, in red felt pen, AND THAT MEANS YOU!
The next day we were due at an antiques fair, just outside Ashford. There was no way I’d let him go, but on the other hand I didn’t relish being on my own if accusations about that pendant were going to fly about. I’d written a receipt for it, and a nice covering note to Dilly, as Morris had suggested, printed them off, and binned them. At least if anyone wanted to go to the trouble of scanning the computer, they’d find the original. All the same, I still had that tethered goat feeling.
The only solution was to ask Mrs Walker to come with me. I might have offered her a day trip to heaven. Working late tonight to pack what we needed would be no problem. An early start tomorrow would be no problem. A late return would be no problem. The same for Sunday. Bliss!
Griff made a token protest, but Mrs Walker out-talked him. If, and only if, he felt well enough, she declared, than he could always mind the shop. There. So I settled him down in front of the TV with the zapper, a lot of water and a test match in a nice warm dry country for company.
As Mrs Walker busied herself unpacking and passing me items to place on the display stand, for the first time I had a glimpse of the woman she must once have been – efficient, purposeful, happy. Especially happy. The exercise and the buzz of the place – only two or three large rooms in a soulless modern hotel, not at all exciting for old hands like me – brought colour to her cheeks and brightness to her eyes. She knew the price codes by heart, of course, and had been known to haggle successfully in the shop. In fact, since she didn’t keep drifting off to talk to old friends and ending up in the bar, she was a pretty good replacement for Griff. She was imaginative with the lights, too, and told me off in the nicest way for not displaying Dilly’s pendant, which I personally wished at the bottom of the nearest bin, at the top of the display cabinet. I moved it.
She was pretty well shooing me off to look round the rest of the rooms, and promising to summon me for help if necessary, when she patted a new, very upmarket mobile phone, every function of which she wanted to show and explain to me. It had taken weeks to find my way about my own phone, so I was punch drunk after half an hour, not to mention amazed at her knowledge. And only then could I go for my prowl.
This was far too lowly an event for someone like Harvey, and probably too far for Habgood to come for what would probably be fairly meagre pickings. But it was just the place where I could buy cheap to sell on at a profit later. And there was Dilly Pargetter setting up in a distant corner.
Yes, of course I should have gone and spoken to her. Asked her about her latest bruises, spoken about her partner. But she was still ferrying in her boxes, now wasn’t the moment, especially as the big guy in the hoodie I’d seen with her before was helping her. Shades? On a day as dull as this? Who the hell did he think he was? More to the point, who the hell was he?
The one person who’d know for certain, Titus, might or might not slink into a gig like this, but only when the place was crowded with punters so he could merge. And he’d only talk to people he wanted to talk to.
Mrs Walker was enjoying herself so much I stayed in the background unless we were busy. She recognized and called over customers she knew from the shop, sold them items she picked out especially for them, knowing their tastes, and had our terminal whirring quite happily. One man had clearly come to talk to her; she blushed a most becoming shade of pink. Why wasn’t I surprised when, having wrapped a miniature Royal Worcester loving cup, and waved him on his way, she came over to me. ‘I was wondering if I might just slip out for a sandwich and cup of coffee? I could bring you something back?’
I was a romantic at heart, of course. ‘Take as long as you like,’ I said – largely because everyone else seemed to have had the same idea, so the rooms were almost empty. And with her out of the way, Titus might slip over, assuming, of course, that he was here.
If he was, he didn’t. But a few new punters drifted in, including a young couple who fell for Dilly’s pendant – hook, line and sinker. I wrote a very careful receipt, pressing very hard to give two clear carbon copies, including information I never give, such as the fact I was selling it for another dealer. Neither Pretty Lady, the name Dilly operated under, nor Dilly’s own name seemed to mean anything to them. I gave automatic discount for cash – how many people flash five hundred pounds in tenners? – equipped them with one of our pretty boxes for the pendant, and waved them on their way. In a trice, I had one of the two duplicates of the receipt in a jiffy bag, plus the cash. Phew. All I had to do was walk past Dilly and slip the bag into her hand. She took it like one of those relay runners Griff likes watching on TV, without looking but grasping it firmly. And without missing a beat she continued her spiel to the customer worrying about the ethics of a butterfly-wing brooch.
I could have sung and danced my way round the rooms. Twice. All that fuss and it had fizzled out. I was free! Yes! I’d have loved to phone Morris and tell him, but on a Saturday he’d more then likely be at home.
Actually, I’d better get back on duty because Mrs Walker had taken me at my word, and there was still no sign of her.
Her first words as she eventually bustled back were, ‘Next Tuesday. You know it’s always a quiet day in the shop. I was wondering if I might close an hour early. Not if it’s a problem, of course.’
‘Of course it isn’t.’
‘Only I was hoping I could get my hair done. And sometimes Maureen in the village has slots late in the afternoon.’
I could contain my big grin no longer. ‘He’s asked you out, hasn’t he? That nice guy who always looks so disappointed if he finds me in the shop, not you!’
‘Mr Banner. Paul. Lina, do you think it’s all right? I mean – oh, there’s a customer!’
I headed off. But I had an idea she picked up her new mobile again. Middle-aged love must be as bad as the young version.
It wasn’t just one punter, but three, bunched together, trying to pick things up and examine them right at the far end of the stall. They were all men, in their thirties. Often that meant one of them was trying to pocket something. I headed over. But for some reason, Mrs Walker didn’t back me up: she was playing with that phone of hers. Perhaps she hadn’t worked out how to switch to voicemail. All the same . . . If I took my eyes of this lot, something would disappear. Surely she could tell something was up!
At last, one shoved an ironstone plate I’d always disliked under my nose. ‘How much?’
I checked underneath and doubled the price.
‘Trade?’
‘But you’re not trade.’
‘And how do you know that? Don’t know everything, do you? Why not ask your boss? The old lady? She’d give me discount.’
The others loudly agreed.
‘You give me your business card, I give you trade discount.’
Without a word, he put the plate down, and hunched away. So did the others, melting into the crowd.
What was all that about? And where was Mrs Walker? Still pithering with that damned mobile of hers, right the other side of the stall, that’s where. In fact, nowhere near the stall. She was talking nineteen to the dozen – did she talk any other way? – to that miniature collector. Paul Banner.
He fished his phone out; they both peered at it; they exchanged smug smiles.
And I had acquired an extra item on their side of the stall. Not just any extra item. A lovely Lowestof
t tea bowl. About five hundred pounds’ worth, at a glance. I was just about to pick it up to check.
My thought processes always were slow. I knew that. But I could almost feel each clunk as I worked out what had happened. The punters hadn’t wanted to buy anything. Well, I knew that. They had wanted to distract me. Yes, I knew that too. But they hadn’t wanted to steal, either. They wanted to frame me. And as soon as I picked up that tea bowl, they’d have my prints on it and they’d have me.
And here it came. A bored looking security guard, dragged along by someone I didn’t think I recognized. Drat my shaky memory!
‘That’s mine! She’s stolen it! She’s stolen it.’ He spoke with a local accent.
Before I knew it the Law turned up. Only a Community Support Officer, but the Law. There was total chaos. People milled round the stall as if I was about to give stuff away.
I found my voice. ‘I’m happy to answer any questions, officer. But please, get people away from the china. All of it. We’re talking hundreds of pounds here. I don’t want anything broken.’ All the time I kept my hands in the air. I had an idea Mrs Walker was on the phone yet again.
The CSO did his best, I have to admit. And eventually Mrs Walker turned her attention to what she should have been doing in the first place, and her friend Mr Banner joined her. Maybe they’d manage to save the stock.
Before I knew it, I was having a camera thrust into my face. Wonderful. This could really finish Tripp and Townend.
Was I being robbed or framed? Just when I’d thought I was safe, it was both giant lizards and tigers that were after me, while I was safely staked to the CSO. I only knew one thing. I must not, absolutely must not, touch that tea bowl. In fact, I’d have been really grateful if the CSO had decided to handcuff me. At least our insurance covered us for theft, even if it’d take a bit of doing to explain the circumstances.
Soon a couple of fully fledged police constables turned up. They took in some of the situation at a glance, and herded away the people milling round, leaving the CSO to guard either me or the stall. I couldn’t tell which. At least if they arrested me and shoved me in the police car I could draw breath. When and if they started to ask sensible questions, I could try to answer them. Sensibly. Jabbering about being a goat wouldn’t work, would it? I thought of Morris, even Will, and the sort of language they’d approve of. I even gave a passing thought to Farfrae: I’d trusted him but he hadn’t even responded to my email. My damned lower lip started to wobble. I bit it hard to stop it.
To my surprise the cogs in my head started to move again. If I wasn’t under arrest, I could use my phone. Morris? I brought up his numbers, both at home and at work. But either way I didn’t want to upset things between him and Penny. And in any case, the pendant wasn’t the problem.
So it had better be Will, even though this was nothing to do with ancient artefacts and everything to do with saving my skin.
Voicemail. I managed a bit of a hesitant message.
Griff? Absolutely not. Nor my father.
Harvey? What could he do, long-distance hugs apart?
Seemed I was on my own.
Where had I seen that tea bowl before? I knew it from somewhere. The blue design – the Good Cross Chapel – mocked me, daring me to pick it up. The more I thought about it, the more I suspected I’d not seen it on my morning round. I’d have clocked it as a desirable item even though it was slightly early for us to handle. And who on earth was my accuser? I’d never seen him before either. At a small fair like this you knew everyone, and the sisters, cousins and aunts who regularly helped out.
If I could make only one call, in a situation like this, it wasn’t to any of the people I’d thought of before, but to Titus. And hope he’d choose to pick up. Not to mention, when he heard the hubbub in the background, deigning to speak to me at all before he cut the call again.
The last was the biggest if.
I took a deep breath and dialled.
TWENTY-THREE
I should have known better. There was no response. I didn’t even bother leaving a message, since the CSO was now paying me a lot more attention.
‘Am I under arrest?’ I asked.
‘Not yet. But I wouldn’t advise you to do anything you might regret, miss. Such as running away.’
‘And leave hundreds of pounds’ worth of my stock behind? Not to mention five hundred pounds’ worth of someone else’s? I don’t think so, officer.’ I tacked on the last word to make it sound a bit less insolent.
I’d have sworn his ears pricked, like a dog’s. ‘You admit it’s not yours, miss?’
‘I’ll go further,’ I said, trying to think like Griff. ‘I actually insist it’s not mine. I’ve never seen it before in my life, so far as I know. My theory is,’ I said, lying in my teeth, ‘that a punter saw it on someone else’s stall, fancied it, picked it up and just forgot to put it down. And then he panicked, and realized what he’d done, and dumped it here. I’m not saying he wanted me to take the blame. Just that he wanted to be rid of it.’ No, I didn’t believe a word of it, but it sounded better than claiming I’d been framed, which might just sound para . . . paranormal? Paranoid! ‘Why not ask the guy who owns it if he saw anyone lurking? I had three shifty characters over here just a few minutes ago. Someone must have seen them,’ I added. If Mrs Walker hadn’t still been fiddling with that damned phone of hers, she’d have been able to support me.
One of the constables mooched over. Everything was happening so slowly. Didn’t they realize that every minute this was going on, my professional reputation was shrivelling? I tried telling them just that.
‘But it’s a very serious allegation, miss,’ the constable said. ‘And I gather it’s not the first time, either.’
Talk about that thing Griff talked about, something you’d already seen. Day-something view. My eyes narrowed. Two people in the Kent Police with the same idea. Two too many. ‘Would you like to tell me what you’re talking about?’
‘You’ve handled stolen silver, haven’t you?’
‘Tell your informant that if I hear that once more I shall sue. And you’d better check your facts. Here.’ I brought up Morris’s home number on my mobile: I told myself a fellow officer asking questions wasn’t the same as me badgering him. ‘Try talking to DI Morris.’ I pressed the dial button and passed it to him. ‘He’s in the Met,’ I added, praying he wasn’t switched to voicemail. ‘And make sure you tell him I managed to sell the pendant and gave the cash to the person concerned. That’s really, really important.’
As soon as he started talking he moved right away from me so I couldn’t listen in. The CSO saw me trying to drift nearer, and plonked himself between us.
‘I told you, I’m not going anywhere – especially without my mobile. But it’d be nice if you could tear your colleague away from my assistant—’
‘Who?’
‘Mrs Walker. The lady with your colleague and another man.’
‘Isn’t she the boss?’
‘I’m Townend and Tripp’s at home with toothache,’ I said. ‘What he ought to be doing is checking for the three yobs. I know there are hardly any CCTV cameras in the place, but they ought to be on record somewhere.’ Trying not to sound sarcastic – after all, I was the one who needed to think, and it had taken all this time for the idea to struggle up from the depths of my brain – I added, ‘You might even see whoever put the tea bowl on my stall. He seems to have disappeared, doesn’t he?’
He stared. ‘You’re serious, aren’t you?’
‘Dead serious. Especially about the fact he’s vanished without trace.’
The other young man looked almost relieved to be summoned. Mrs Walker stuck to him for a while, but Mr Banner held her back.
Before Constable Two reached us, however, Constable One returned, my phone in his hand. He might have been chewing on a very sour lime.
‘So who do you think’s responsible for all this?’ he asked.
I held out my hand for the mobile. ‘I gath
er DI Morris convinced you that I was more likely to be innocent than not?’
‘He said something about someone trying to incriminate you.’
‘Yes. I’ve got there. But who and why? And more to the point,’ I added, looking at the people still looking sideways at me and whispering behind their hands, ‘what are you going to tell that lot?’
They agreed to go with the theory I’d spun them – that someone wanted to buy the bowl, and put it down absent-mindedly in the wrong place, then panicked and accused me. They made an official announcement over a husky PA system and put out flyers saying that I was absolutely innocent. So far so good. But there was a lot more to find out, as I pointed out to Constable Two – the other and the CSO had disappeared, with the tea bowl in an evidence bag – over a cup of really evil coffee. I insisted we drank it in front of my stall, and asked him to smile a lot for the benefit of any punters who might still have doubts. He obliged. When he did, he looked quite nice, despite the close-cropped hair that made him look as if he could head butt me as soon as blink. He’d be about thirty and his name was Steve – but never Chalky – White.
‘We’ll run through the CCTV – it’s a pretty poor system,’ he said. ‘But I gather your boss – I mean, your assistant – has some useful photos on her phone. They don’t put you automatically in the clear, but do confirm what you said about the yobs. And there’s a picture of you at the stall which doesn’t seem to show the bowl, although we need to have it digitally enhanced to make sure. And another with the bowl in place. She told us all about how she’d taken them, and how she’d sent them to Mr Banner, just to make sure.’
Any other time, I’d have cracked a joke about her – the young man was certainly inviting me to – but it seemed that all the time I’d thought she was letting me down she was saving my bacon. ‘Do you think she’ll make a good witness?’ I said, as a compromise, but also as a nudge back to the fact we were dealing with a serious matter.
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