by Luke Young
“But you said you didn’t have sex,” Jillian said.
“We didn’t. He’s pretty good at eating pussy, and I really enjoyed that part, but—”
“Let me see if I understand you correctly. He performed oral sex on you?”
“Uh, huh.”
“You performed oral sex on him?”
“For five seconds.”
“Okay, it was short, but his penis was in your mouth, right?”
“Right. So what’s your point?”
“Sounds to me like you had sex.”
“No, we didn’t.”
Jillian’s jaw dropped, and she looked at Victoria in confusion. Brian returned with his girly drink, placed it on the table, and fell into a comfortable chair. He glanced at Jillian’s face. “What the heck are we talking about?”
Jillian looked at him. “Do you consider oral sex, sex?”
“Sure.”
“I don’t,” Victoria said adamantly.
“Who are you—Bill Clinton?” Brian asked.
“If that definition works for a former president, then it works for me.”
Turning to Brian, Jillian asked, “Remember when Victoria said that she would not have sex with this new guy on the first date?”
“I remember.”
“Well, he performed oral sex on her, and then she did it to him and—”
“Only for five seconds before he shot all over my face and in my hair.”
“Yuck,” Jillian said with a sour face.
“I had to wash my hair twice, and my eye burned for like an hour.”
Jillian and Brian shared a look. Then he looked back to Victoria. “Only five seconds you say?”
“Not even.”
Brian widened his eyes. “Well in that case…”
Victoria looked at him, waiting hopefully for some support, and then Brian continued, “It’s still sex. You had sex with him.”
“Sex is fucking—penis in vagina fucking.”
Jillian’s eyes lit up as if she had the perfect argument to win the case. She asked, “Then do you consider anal sex, sex?”
Victoria paused. “No…I mean yes. Oh let’s just drop it. We had oral sex, but I haven’t had vaginal sex in two weeks, and I’m horny. The closest thing I have to a sexual partner is a hot, middle-aged guy who shoots before you get your panties down. I’m sad, okay?”
“I went almost a year without having sex once,” Jillian said.
“Eighteen months for me…starting in my junior year until I met,” Brian said, motioning toward Jillian. She grinned like a schoolgirl in response.
Victoria looked at them with an appreciative smile, paused, and then frowned as she said, “That doesn’t comfort me at all. You guys were kinda like losers in the romance department. No offense.”
Jillian responded with a look that meant Well, I’m not trying to help you anymore.
They all took a big sip of their drinks, and then after a ten-second awkward pause Brian asked, “So…Victoria, when do classes start?”
“My summer class starts in three weeks.”
“What is it?” Jillian asked.
“It’s called Advanced Sexual Problems. It’s focuses on case studies of couples whose sex lives are in desperate need of help. I got a hold of the syllabus, and found out that I have to do a case study either on a real life couple or one described in the textbook.”
“That sounds a hell of a lot more interesting than those finance classes I had to take,” Brian said.
Victoria took another sip from her drink and then glanced at the two of them. “Do you guys have any issues in the bedroom that, uh, might help me come up with a topic? You could be a real life case study. I’d love to get a head start.”
Jillian and Brian were a little tipsy. They gave each other a look while they wracked their brains for anything. Jillian said, “No, I think were all—”
“What about…no forget it,” Brian said.
Jillian gave him a curious look. “What were you going to say?”
Brian shook his head no.
She looked at him with a feigned pout. “What issue do you think we have?”
“You know that time we tried to do, uh…and it didn’t…”
Jillian looked at him confused. “What the hell are you talking about?”
Brian curled his lip, took a sip of his drink, and then leaned over to whisper in her ear.
The confused look was immediately erased, and she nodded, “Yeah, that didn’t go well. We should really try again—like a year from now or something.”
Victoria’s curiosity was piqued. She looked at them open-mouthed. “What didn’t go well?”
They glanced at each other, unsure whether to share this information. Jillian shrugged her shoulders. “You might as well tell her. She held your penis in her hand for like two minutes for God’s sake.”
Victoria chuckled, “He told you about that?”
“He tells me everything.”
Brian grinned. “Not everything.”
“I was only trying to help him put…everything away,” Victoria explained.
Jillian gave her a skeptical look. “Okay, yeah.”
“So what is it? I’m dying to know.”
Brian exhaled deeply. “It’s, uh anal…sex. We tried it and…it didn’t exactly go well.”
Victoria’s face lit up, and she said, “You two haven’t had amazing anal sex yet? You’ve come to the right place. I’m an expert on backdoor pleasures.”
“You must be proud,” Jillian added sarcastically.
“Don’t knock it until you’ve tried—I mean done it successfully. You’ll never have a bigger orgasm.”
“Really?” Brian asked.
“Oh, yes, especially if you combine slow gentle anal penetration with clitoral stimulation.”
Brian sat on the edge of his seat, but Jillian looked on with a sour expression.
“Do we have to talk about this?” Jillian asked.
“Oh, lighten up,” Victoria said.
“But how does everything fit? I mean, is it really supposed to fit in there?” Brian asked.
“You’d be surprised. That area can open up a lot more than you think. Much more than the vagina in fact.”
“I didn’t know that,” said Brian, nodding at her, mesmerized.
He glanced at Jillian with his eyebrows raised.
Jillian gave them a skeptical look. “I really don’t want to talk about this. It’s uh…”
“What do you want to talk about?”
“Can’t we just sit here and enjoy the night?”
Brian lounged back in his chair, and they all sat in silence for a few minutes until Victoria asked, “You guys want to smoke a joint? I got some of that same stuff you both enjoyed that night in the pool.”
Jillian looked to Brian, and they shared a grin. Their gazes slowly traveled to Victoria, and they nodded.
Twenty minutes later, the three were all half-baked, and Jillian had changed her attitude slightly about sharing details of their anal sex issue. In fact, she wouldn’t shut up about it. Victoria sat on the edge of her seat, and Brian wore a silly grin. The combination of wine, vodka, and marijuana was creating a sort of mellow, sensual, open vibe at the small gathering.
“He was licking my ass, and it felt, uh…incredible.”
“I love when a guy does that to me,” Victoria said.
Jillian raised her eyebrows. “His penis is so thick.”
“I know,” Victoria said and glanced over at Brian who wore a proud look.
“It felt great as he rubbed it against me back there. Really amazing…you know, before he tried to put it in. But I moved my hips the wrong way or something, the head slipped in, and it really hurt.”
“Did you use enough lube?”
“I think so.”
“Did he prime you first?”
Jillian giggled and then looked at her in confusion.
“Did he use a lubed finger first to get you ready?”
“Oh, primed…that’s a stupid word.” Jillian looked at Brian for the answer.
Brian said, “No I didn’t. I did not put my finger in her ass.”
“Well, that’s part of the problem,” Victoria said smugly.
Jillian curled her lip and nodded to him, “See this was your fault.”
Brian’s jaw dropped, and he responded, “Look it was our first time. We were bound to hit a few speed bumps.”
Victoria sat up in her chair and asked accusatorily, “Jillian and when he tried to put it in, did you push out like you were trying to go to the bathroom?”
Jillian looked at her horrified. “I definitely didn’t do that.”
“That’s very important.”
“Really?” Jillian asked.
“It’s pretty much the most important part.”
Brian gave Jillian a snotty look, and she shrugged her shoulders back at him. “Sorry I’m not like your friend Natalie. I don’t do this with every guy I meet.”
The three broke into laughter. After they composed themselves, they each took another hit. Victoria paused a moment. “You guys want to watch some porn? It will be educational. I’ve got this great backdoor scene. It’s one of my favorites. It’s really hot, and it just might help.”
Brian widened his eyes at Jillian, and she looked to be on the fence. He said, “Come on—it’ll be fun and we might just learn something.”
2
Jillian, Brian, and Victoria sat on the sofa together as the X-rated scene began on the screen.
An attractive woman wearing a tight, short skirt peered through a telescope as she stood on a balcony of a large mansion. The woman stroked the side of the telescope seductively. The scene cut to the view through the telescope: a house, evidently nearby, where a man was watching two nude women masturbate. The scene cut back to the woman looking through the telescope. A tall man came up behind her and then got on his knees.
“That’s Antonio,” Victoria said. “He’s so hot.”
Back on the screen, the woman doesn’t look back at all as Antonio pulls down her skirt, then her panties, and then dives right in to gently licking her ass.
Brian scoffed, “Who does that? You can’t just go up to some woman and start licking her ass. Does he even know her?”
“I know…I hate a porn movie with no plot,” Jillian said.
Victoria exhaled. “He does know her. They are very close. Could you two just enjoy the movie?”
Brian and Jillian shared a silly grin as Victoria reached into a drawer and pulled out another joint. Jillian looked at her. “Really?”
“You guys smoked most of the other one.” Victoria lit it up, took a hit, and offered it to Jillian. She shook her head no. Victoria offered it to Brian, and he accepted. All three looked back to the screen.
Antonio continued licking the woman’s shapely ass as she pushed it out farther toward him. He licked her faster as she moaned loudly and then pulled her head away from the telescope to glance back to him. She groaned and then looked back through the telescope, and the scene cut to the other house where two women were performing oral sex on the lucky guy with an average-sized penis. Both women were taking turns, and the guy appeared to love it.
“Wow,” Brian said.
Victoria took a hit off the joint. “You’ve never had two women do that to you, have you Brian?”
“Uh, no.”
Jillian glared at Victoria. “Don’t start.”
“What?” Victoria said.
“Just give me the joint,” Jillian said. Victoria handed it over, Jillian took a big hit, and handed it to Brian.
“Wait till you see Antonio,” Victoria said giddily.
All eyes were glued to the screen.
Back in the mansion, the woman was kneeling in front of Antonio. She pulled down his pants, and he wasn’t wearing underwear. His huge, uncircumcised, nearly hard penis sprang out before her. The woman licked her lips and covered him with her mouth. Antonio groaned. She kept working him until he reached full size; she pulled her mouth back and looked at his massive prize, her eyes wide.
“Can we go back to the other guy? I was much more comfortable with his performance…Shit, that’s not real. Is it?” Brian asked.
“It definitely is real,” Victoria replied. “He’s nine inches long and over six inches around.”
Jillian, mesmerized by the scene, remained glued to the screen while she asked, “How do you know this?”
“I know his stats. I got them off his Web site.”
Jillian and Brian rolled their eyes at Victoria, shared an odd look, and then returned their eyes to the screen.
“Wow, that’s some penis,” Jillian said.
“The big ones like that are amazing,” Victoria added.
“You’ve been with a guy that big?” Jillian asked with her mouth wide open.
“Many times. A cock like that can really fill you up. There’s nothing like it. You should really try it.”
Brian glared at Victoria, but she had her eyes glued to the screen. He glanced at Jillian and found her eyes were also locked on the screen, and she was wearing an expression of awe. Both women were breathing heavily. He gave them a sick look. “Girls, I’m right here. Could you stop drooling over his huge penis? I’m surprised he hasn’t fainted from blood loss.”
“He’s really talented,” Jillian replied.
“All right, no more comments about mutantcock,” he said.
“Okay, jealous boy,” Jillian said, glancing at him. She put her hand on his arm as she continued, “Your penis is cute.”
“It is,” Victoria agreed.
“Cute? I believe you both said it was gorgeous on separate occasions.”
The women looked at him confused. Victoria asked, “When did I say that?”
“Um, when you were holding it,” he shot back.
Brian looked at Jillian’s still lost expression. “Well, you might have been hopped up on Ambien when you said it, but…”
Jillian returned a casual nod as Victoria searched her memory. “Yes, that’s right. I did say that.”
Back on screen the woman was now deep throating Antonio.
“Wow, now there’s a talent,” Brian said.
“I can do that,” Victoria said proudly.
“With one that big?” Jillian asked.
“Sure.”
“Can you teach Jillian how to do it? He has at least two inches on me, and she can’t even handle my tiny little cute one,” he said a little sarcastically.
Jillian glared at him.
“What? I thought we were all being honest with our feelings,” he said.
“If you ever want me to do that again, just watch it.”
He gave her a sheepish look, and then they all returned to the screen.
Back on the screen the woman was now nude. She was lying in bed with her huge double D breasts, which stood up way too perfectly to be natural. Antonio stood next to the bed, pumping away, as the couple was having some good old-fashioned regular sex.
“Now she’s got some nice, huge breasts,” Brian said.
Jillian and Victoria glared at him. He glanced at them in shock. “What? Don’t tell me that you two can stare at Antonio’s penis, practically salivating, but I make one big breast comment, and I’m the bad guy?”
“You can’t honestly say you would want to be with a woman with that big of a chest?” Jillian asked.
“Well, no, I’ve always been more of an ass man myself…But look at his penis, you can’t seriously want to have sex with a man who’s that big?”
Jillian and Victoria looked at each other with straight faces, which then morphed into sexy grins. Brian watched them, and his jaw dropped.
“Seriously you want that freak show penis stretching everything out?
The girls shared another eyebrow-raising look and then turned toward him both about to reply.
“Okay, don’t answer that.”
Brian looked back to the screen. “Okay, really. Wh
ere would you even put something that size?”
Victoria breathed out a little creepily. “Sometimes you really just want to be filled up…completely.”
Jillian giggled again like a schoolgirl and then nodded toward the screen mesmerized.
Brian said, “If there’s a design flaw in ninety-five percent of the male population, don’t complain to me about it…” Brian glanced to the ceiling and continued, “…as I saw in that Larry Flint movie, complain to the manufacturer.”
“Someone’s jealous,” Victoria said with a smirk.
“Am not.”
“Are to,” Jillian said, and the girls shared a big smile.
“Oh, go ahead and screw a guy with a supercock like that. I hope you can’t walk the next day…oh and give him a blow job, and your jaw will never be the same I’m sure.”
Victoria stared at him until he made eye contact with her. “I’ve been with one bigger than that. And I could walk fine, my jaw didn’t hurt at all, and I was never more satisfied in my life.”
Jillian and Victoria high fived one other, and then he rolled his eyes. All eyes returned to the screen, Jillian and Brian’s mouths shot wide open and Victoria panted loudly as the scene progressed.
“Is he really going to put that in her…ass?” Jillian glanced at Victoria. Victoria nodded slowly under a silly marijuana-induced trance. Jillian asked, “How?”
“I told you—it opens up.”
“Hand me that joint,” Jillian said. “I’m going to need it.”
Back on screen Antonio pressed the huge head of his giant penis to the woman’s ‘other’ entrance. She gasped and then moaned. He pushed harder and slipped inside. He began pumping back and forth rapidly. The woman screamed out like she loved it.
“Wow,” Jillian said. Her hand rested on Brian’s thigh. There was a huge bulge in Brian’s pants. Victoria looked over at the two of them, noticed Brian’s situation, and grinned.
“They’re going at it pretty hard there,” Brian said.
“They’re pros. Don’t you try that. You two need to take it slow.”
Jillian looked at the screen wide eyed as she said, “Yeah, slow.”
Back on screen Antonio was now laying flat on the bed while the woman was bouncing up and down on top of him violently as they continued to have anal sex. The woman wore a look of unbridled ecstasy on her face.
