by S. M. Shade
Chuckling, he steps back. “You can get reacquainted when we get home.”
I throw my arms around his neck. “You still love me?”
“Always, baby.” His lips find mine in a long, intense kiss, eventually broken by Noble’s voice.
“Why the hell were you talking to a toaster?”
THE END
Thanks for reading! If you’d like to check out more of my work, I have two books that are always free!
Everly, Book one of The Striking Back Series.
And
Landon, Book one of The In Safe Hands Series.
Links
Everly:
Amazon Link http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00UEVPO5G
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Landon:
Amazon Link https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01H173WKO
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Kobo https://www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/landon-5
Acknowledgements
This is the first romantic comedy I’ve written without a co-author. After hearing stories about my crazy neighborhood, C.M. Owens talked me into it. So ultimately, this book is her fault. On the condition that it isn’t universally despised, she has my heartfelt thanks and gratitude.
To my betas, Veronica Ashley, Amanda Munson, Theresa O’Reilly, Bridget McEvoy, Lissa Jay, Chantal Baxendale, and Melissa Teo. Thank you so much for pointing out the embarrassing plot holes, mistakes, and typos, and keeping me from getting too ridiculous. I realize it was a full-time job.
The cover was created by Ally Hastings, who never fails to deliver no matter how picky I get. Thanks again, Ally.
I need to address all the ladies in the S.M. Shade Book Group. Watching you argue over my characters and claim them as book boyfriends (I’m looking at you, Colette) never fails to make me laugh. Thanks for making the group such a fun, drama free place to hang out. I love you filthy minded bitches.
Last, but certainly not least, thanks to all the book bloggers, page owners, and group owners who work tirelessly to help me and so many other authors get their stories out there. We couldn’t do any of this without you.
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The Striking Back Series
Book 1: Everly
The first time I met Mason Reed, we were standing naked in a bank, surrounded by guns.
That should have been a warning.
An MMA champion, trainer, and philanthropist, but not a man who gives up easily, Mason is trouble dipped in ink and covered in muscle.
Growing up in foster care, I'm well aware that relationships are temporary, and I do my best to avoid them. After a sheet clenching one night stand, I'm happy to move on, but Mason pursues me relentlessly. Sweet, caring, protective, and at times, a bossy control freak, this persistent man has climbed inside my heart, and I can’t seem to shake him.
After saving me from a life threatening situation, he’s also won something much harder to obtain. My trust. But does he deserve it? Is his true face the one he shows the world? Or is his charitable, loving manner only a thin veneer?
This book contains sexual situations and is intended for ages 18 and older.
US Link http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00UEVPO5G
UK Link http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00UEVPO5G
AU Link http://www.amazon.com.au/gp/product/B00UEVPO5G
Book 2: Mason
From the moment I saw her, I wanted her in my bed.
I should've stopped there.
Everly Hall burst into my complicated life and changed it forever. I'm a fighter, but I had no defense against this beautiful, stubborn woman.
Now, I stand to lose everything I have, everything I am. My secrets are dangerous, and put more lives at stake than my own. I intended to tell her in time, but my time is up.
Everything rests on Everly.
This is the conclusion of Mason and Everly's story.
Contains violence and sexual situations and is intended for adults 18 and older.
US Link http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00ZDT5A1M
UK Link http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00ZDT5A1M
AU Link http://www.amazon.com.au/gp/product/B00ZDT5A1M
Book 3: Parker
Hit it and quit it.
One and done.
Hump and dump.
That has been my philosophy on relationships for the last seven years. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a bad guy. I'm always upfront and truthful with the women I date. I don't promise them anything but a good time.
I could've gone on happily sleeping my way through the major metropolitan area if it wasn't for her. The dark haired beauty who haunts my days and keeps me awake at night. Strong and sweet, she makes me reconsider everything I believe about love.
Too bad she's completely off limits.
I've never been good at following the rules.
US Link http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B016YGYTFU
UK Link http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B016YGYTFU
AU Link http://www.amazon.com.au/gp/product/B016YGYTFU
Book 4: Alex – An M/M Romance
Ninety- two days. Thirteen weeks. That’s how long it’s been since I lost my love, my best friend. It’s been everything I can do to drag myself out of bed and get back to work, but I know Cooper would want me to move on. I think he’d even be happy if he knew who I want to move on with. The target of my affection, though, may not be so thrilled about my choice.
He’s straight. Or he thinks he is.
A womanizer of the worst kind with a face and body that keeps a steady stream of willing women at his door, he seems happy to work his way through the entire female population. But there’s no mistaking the way he looks at me when he thinks I’m not paying attention.
One way or another, I’ll show him what he really wants.
This is book four of The Striking Back Series, but can also be read as a standalone novel.
Intended for 18 years and older. Contains sexual content, including sex between two men.
US Link http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01B8RIV7C
UK Link http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B01B8RIV7C
AU Link http://www.amazon.com.au/gp/product/B01B8RIV7C
The In Safe Hands Series
Landon, Book One
Zoe
I’m not interested. I’m not interested in his blue-green ocean colored eyes, his lean muscular body, or that crooked smile that can be so infuriating. I have more important things to worry about, like how to keep myself in college and my sixteen year old brother fed and sheltered. We all know life is hard, some of us just learn that lesson younger than others, but that doesn’t mean I’ll give up. I intend to succeed and make sure my brother has the opportunities he deserves, and no privileged jerk is going to distract me.
Landon
I don’t date. Don’t get me wrong, I’m far from celibate, but my condition makes carrying on any kind of normal relationship impossible. My life revolves around In Safe Hands or
ISH, the underground hacker group I work with to track down and take care of predators and sex offenders who beat the system. I’m satisfied with my life until the day I meet the smart mouthed, compassionate, determined woman who opens my eyes to possibilities I never thought existed.
Amazon US Link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01H173WKO
Amazon UK Link: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01H173WKO
Amazon AU Link: https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B01H173WKO
Amazon CA Link: https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B01H173WKO
iBooks: https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/id1225344975
B&N: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/landon-sm-shade/1124433063?ean=2940154340769
Kobo https://www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/landon-5
Dare, Book Two
Ayda
I hear him.
His deep voice and rumbling laugh. The bang of the headboard slamming the wall and fake screams from yet another woman. Derek is a pile of muscle and ink, a bad boy fantasy only a few layers of wood and plaster away. It’s all I expect or want him to be.
Until that irresistible voice begins talking to me.
Dare
I hear her.
The clicking of her fingers on a keyboard, her music or TV playing in the background. Her musical laugh and soft cries of pleasure, accompanied by a low, steady buzz. Ayda is a good girl who keeps to herself, and I have no business pursuing her, but I’m not a man known for doing the right thing.
I’m an ex-con. I’m a criminal.
And I want her.
US Link https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01M17VBOT
UK Link https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01M17VBOT
AU Link https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B01M17VBOT
CA Link https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B01M17VBOT
Justus, Book Three
Justus
I’m not conceited.
Really, I’m not. It just so happens I have a body a Greek God would be jealous of, and a face that could make an angel weep. Other than that, I’m just your everyday normal guy who happens to take his clothes off for money. Sure, I’ve had to dispose of a few guys for In Safe Hands, the organization I work for that helps track predators and child molesters, but other than that, completely normal.
Women flock to me, screaming and paying for the right to touch me, so why is this woman so stubborn? Sadie Belmont’s curvy body and sharp tongue have haunted me since I met her a year ago. There’s something about her that gets stuck in my head like a bad song, and I’m determined to find out why I want her so badly, and why she can’t stomach the thought.
Sadie
I can’t believe I’m doing this. Of all the men in the world, I’m taking Justus Alexander to my childhood home in Oklahoma to meet my mother. A stripper who has a revolving door of women jumping in and out of his bed. Nine months ago when I lied to my mother and told her I had a steady boyfriend, I didn’t expect it to come to this. She doesn’t have long to live, and her only wish is to know I have a husband before she goes.
I can’t disappoint her, and male escorts cost way more than I can afford, so when Justus volunteered, I took him up on his offer. I know what he wants. After annoying me with constant pick up lines for a year, he sees an opportunity to get me in bed. It’s not going to happen. I just need to get through this week with my sanity intact.
US Link https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06WD3PGP7
UK Link https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B06WD3PGP7
AU Link https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B06WD3PGP7
CA Link https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B06WD3PGP7
Tucker, Book Four
Tucker
She’s beautiful.
She’s young.
She’s driving me out of my mind.
I’ve always done my best to avoid Leah Bolt. I have enough problems without having to deal with a young woman with a crush. My life has been a disaster since I was court-martialed and dishonorably discharged from the military. After spending a year living on the streets, I’m finally starting to pull things together.
Now, I’m stuck with her, living side by side in my house with my complete opposite. If spending every day with this peppy, optimistic, energetic woman doesn’t kill me, her brother will. Dare is a friend and a member of In Safe Hands, a group that tracks down sexual predators and brings them to justice. He has also done time and is the size of a mountain.
I’ve survived combat, but I may be taken down by a perky blond.
Leah
He’s gorgeous.
He’s older.
He’s a stubborn, broody jerk.
Tucker Long is every woman’s dream…until you talk to him. He may be sexy when he’s out sweating in the sun with sawdust clinging to him as he hammers and saws, but try to hold a conversation and all you get are grunts and nods.
He was the one who wanted a house sitter and just because his plans fell through doesn’t mean I’m changing mine. My future is up in the air while I try to decide who I want to be, and Tucker’s farm is the perfect place for me to do it. He calls me kid, but the way he looks at me doesn’t lie.
I may be ten years younger, but I can still handle him.
US https://www.amazon.com/dp/B073MNSKZ5
UK https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B073MNSKZ5
AU https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B073MNSKZ5
CA https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B073MNSKZ5
All that Remains – An MMF Menage Trilogy
Box set link
Amazon Link https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01CYSG3YW
UK Link https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01CYSG3YW
AU Link https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B01CYSG3YW
All That Remains, separate books
The Last Woman, All That Remains: Book One
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00HYO0AHI
When Abby Bailey meets former model and actor, Airen Holder, in a darkened department store, romance is the last thing on her mind. A plague has decimated the population, leaving Abby to raise her son alone in a world without electricity, clean water, or medical care. Her only priority is survival.
Traumatized by the horror of the past months, Abby and Airen become a source of comfort for one another. Damaged by her past and convinced Airen is out of her league, Abby is determined to keep their relationship platonic. However, Airen is a hard man to resist, especially after he risks his life to save hers.
When a man named Joseph falls unconscious in their yard, and Abby nurses him back to health, everything changes. How does love differ in this new post-apocalyptic world? Can three unlikely survivors live long enough to find their place in it?
This is the first of the All that Remains series and can also be read as a stand alone novel. It contains violence and sexual situations and is recommended for ages 18 and older.
Falling Together, All That Remains: Book Two
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00NY31EWS
In the aftermath of a global nightmare, Abby Holder is living her dream. Married to the love of her life, Airen, and surrounded by friends and family, it seems she's found her happily ever after.
But the struggle of living in a post-plague world is never ending. When circumstances take Airen far away, she's faced with the devastating realization he may be lost to her forever. Broken-hearted, she turns to Joseph, her best friend and the only one who understands her pain. After all, he loves Airen too.
The sound of a car horn in the middle of the night changes everything, leaving Abby caught between the two most important men in her life. After surviving the worst the world could throw at them, Airen, Abby, and Joseph must face the most brutal human experience...true love. Can they overcome the betrayal, the hurt feelings, and jealousy to do what's right for the ones they love?
Their circumstances are far from ordinary. Perhaps the answer is extraordinary as well.
This book includes sexual scenes between two men and is intended for ages 18 and older
Infinite Ties, All That Remains: Book Three
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00
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The more you look to the future, the more the past pursues you.
Abby, Airen, and Joseph have fought and suffered to come together. All they want is to move forward and raise their family with the love they never had.
Unfortunately, the re-appearance of former friends and enemies complicates their lives, threatening to expose closely guarded secrets. With a vital rescue looming, their relationship isn’t the only thing at risk. Can they let go of the past in order to hang on to a future with each other?
