by Lesley Kelly
Lesley Kelly has worked in the public and voluntary sectors for the past twenty years, dabbling in poetry and stand-up comedy along the way. She has won a number of writing competitions, including the Scotsman’s Short Story award in 2008. She lives in Edinburgh with her husband and two sons.
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ISBN: 978-1-910124-95-6
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Contents
Title
Sunday
1939-1949
Monday
1973-1980
Tuesday
1980
Wednesday
1980-1982
Thursday
1985
Friday
1985
Friday
1986
Friday
1986
Saturday
1986
Saturday
1988
Saturday
1998
Sunday
1999
Sunday
2008
Sunday
Sunday
Sunday
They tell you that Edinburgh is the most beautiful city in the world, the Athens-of-the-Whatsit and all that shite, but see when you’re stuck on an East Coast train staring at Marionville industrial depot, you could be looking at the arse-end of anywhere.
I drain my lager and have another half-hearted flick through the Daily Record. For the first time in weeks there’s nothing about the Stoddarts in it. I try reading the sport to take my mind off things but can’t focus. Six weeks I’ve been thinking about nothing but coming home, thinking moving South was a huge mistake. But now I’m here I’m not so sure. It’s probably the booze talking, and the thought squatting in my brain that tells me I’m not going to be too popular when folks find out I’m back.
There’s an announcement and the train lurches forward the last couple of miles, past Calton Hill Observatory and into the station. I heave my rucksack off the shelf and let myself be swept along by the tourists and the locals squeezing out of the sliding doors. I have a nervous shufty up and down the platform. I’m not quite sure what I’m expecting to see: a welcoming committee of Isa Stoddart’s laddies with pit bulls, perhaps, or the ghost of Lachlan Stoddart shaking its flabby fist at me. But there’s nothing out of the ordinary, just the usual commuters, tourists and Big Issue sellers. I buy a copy of the magazine off a laddie who looks like he’s been round the block a few times. He winks at me and I sense a kindred spirit.
The possibilities. A drink at Shugs. Straight to the lawyers. Find myself somewhere to stay. But before any of that there is one visit I’ve got to make.
Marianne opens the door, sees me and screams. She does her best to slam it in my face but I manage to get my size 9s in the frame before she gets it fully shut. This doesn’t stop her battering the door off my foot.
‘Marianne.’ (batter)
‘I’m not here to cause any trouble.’ (batter)
‘It’s just that...’
This time she slams the door so hard I have to move. Jeez, I’m hurting. For a wee lassie she’s pretty damn strong.
One of her neighbours sticks her head out her door to see what all the racket is about. She takes a good long look at me, obviously trying to memorise my appearance for a statement to the Polis if anything happens to Marianne. ‘Well, officer, he was average height you know, 40s, I’d say, with dark hair that’s going grey and he was very, very, thin. He looked in a bit of a state, to be honest, like he’d been sleeping rough for weeks.’
I turn and stare at her. ‘You seen enough, missus?’
She tuts in disgust and goes back into her flat.
I drop to one knee and shout through the letterbox. ‘It’s just that with Lachie dying, you know, everything’s changed now, hasn’t it?’
‘No, it hasn’t,’ she shouts back and throws something at the door.
I sit on my heels for a minute, then poke the letterbox back open. ‘Is your Uncle Mick around?’
‘Just get lost, Stainsie.’
I know when I’m beaten and hobble off down the corridor. I’m half a dozen steps away when I hear the door open.
I turn back in anticipation and get a face full of dirty water. Never piss a woman off mid-mop unless you want to end up wearing the moppings.
‘I’m glad that bastard Stoddart is dead.’ With that thought she flicks her blonde curls over her shoulder, and slams the door again.
It’s nice to be back.
The lawyer’s office is near Princes Street, in one of the Georgian townhouses that make up the centre of town. Edinburgh New Town was built in the 1800s to tempt decent and respectable citizens out of the overcrowded tenements of the High Street. It worked at the time. Pity it’s full of lawyers now.
The inside of the building is ultra-modern. The whole place has been painted white, and all the way up the staircase there is contemporary art with wee spotlights shining on it. The receptionist is encased by a huge semi-circular Perspex desk and is eyeing me suspiciously. I’m letting the place down with my three-day-old stubble and my rucksack. While attempting a discreet sniff of my oxters I catch the receptionist’s eye; she doesn’t look impressed. I swing my bag to the floor and nearly knock over a row of pot plants.
Murmuring an apology, I tell her about my meeting with Miss Spencely. The receptionist silently points a bright red fingernail in the direction of a waiting room. She can’t get me out of reception fast enough. She doesn’t even offer me a cup of tea; I’ve had better treatment in the cells at Leith Polis Station.
I could tell the jumped up wee besom that I’m not just some dosser, that I’ve travelled the world, had lassies far better looking than her in more countries than I can remember, but what’s the point? In reality my glory days are past. The time when my hair was black, my muscles were firm, and lassies lost their knickers after one wink of my eye is long gone. What am I now? Absentee father, false friend, liar?
She’s got a point. If I was her I wouldn’t want me hanging round either.
‘Mr Staines?’
Miss Spencely is not what I was expecting. When I got the call on my mobile from Miss Spencely of Bell Muldoon Solicitors I assumed she’d be some middle-aged spinster. Instead she’s a twenty-something looker with a figure that I wouldn’t dare describe aloud, and long dark hair that falls poker-straight to her shoulders. Why do all young lassies these days have hair that looks like it’s been ironed?
‘Mr Staines,’ she says again, offering me a perfectly manicured hand. I do a sly wipe of my paw on my jeans then give what I hope is a firm handshake. ‘So glad you could take the time to see us.’
‘No problem. I’m led to believe by your message it’s in my own interest.’ I lower myself into a not particularly comfortable seat.
She gives me a sad smile
and a slight shake of her head. ‘I wish I had only good news for you Mr Staines, but I’m afraid it’s a little complicated. You are aware of the recent death of Mr Lachlan Stoddart?’
‘Oh yes. Unfortunate business.’
‘Were you aware that you are the sole beneficiary of Mr Stoddart’s will?’
I stare at Miss Spencely’s unnaturally shiny hair while I try to take this in. I’m surprised enough that Lachie even had a will, never mind that I’m in it. After all, I wasn’t top of his Christmas card list when he died.
Miss Spencely is staring at me, awaiting a response.
‘He may have mentioned something about it.’
She smiles politely and continues. ‘Mr Stoddart had very little money in his own name, but as you are probably aware, the death of his mother, Mrs Isabella Stoddart, settled a considerable amount of money on him.’
A lot of good it did the poor bastard. Still, it’s an ill wind and all that.
‘Did you know Mrs Stoddart well?’ Miss Spencely asks.
I start to cough and she offers me a drink of her water. I nearly choke on it. Know Mrs Stoddart well? Well enough to have had nightmares about her since I was five years old. Well enough to know what she did to people that didn’t pay their debts. Well enough to want to keep out of her road, even after she’s dead. Miss Spencely is still waiting for an answer so I keep it factual, ‘I worked for her up until her death, actually.’
‘Really?’ She looks surprised. ‘In what capacity?’
I shrug. ‘Doing this and that.’ Babysitting her Number One Son.
She pauses for a second, then, sensing she’s not going to get any more out of me, continues. ‘Unfortunately, there are a number of issues relating to the settlement of Mrs Stoddart’s will.’
This makes me sit up straight. I knew it was too good to be true. ‘What kind of issues?’
The solicitor stops to pour herself a glass of water. Jesus, woman, cut to the chase.
‘At the time of her death Mrs Stoddart had sunk most of her money into the conversion of a large Victorian house into a block of flats. However, subsequent to her passing we have been contacted by a number of her creditors who would appear to have some claim over her estate.’
‘Meaning?’
‘Meaning that we are unable to wind up either of the estates until these claims have been examined more closely. Consequently we will not be in a position to pay you any sum from Mr Stoddart’s estate for quite some time.’ She drains the glass of water. ‘If ever.’
My head falls, involuntarily, into my hands. After a second a thought hits me and I sit back up. ‘So, this house she was converting – where is it exactly? And what happens to it now?’
‘It’s on York Road. The Trinity area of Edinburgh – are you familiar with Edinburgh?’
I nod.
‘Here are the plans.’ She slides a set of architect’s drawings across the table and starts to flick through them. ‘This is the original house, Mavisview, which is being converted into three flats.’
I pick up the picture. It shows a three storey, stone-built house set in its own grounds. The building is not quite symmetrical.
‘It’s got a tower.’
‘Yes, Mr Staines, I believe a lot of houses in that area have. Anyway, work on Mavisview is at a very early stage. The other part of the development is much more advanced.’ She flicks to a drawing of a more modern block of flats. ‘This is being built in the grounds of Mavisview, and I’m informed, is more or less completed. There are six one-bedroom flats in the block.’
‘Nine flats on one site? This development must be worth a fortune.’
She shakes her head. ‘I wish that were true, Mr Staines, but this kind of development is always a speculation.’
Her eyes flick away from me as she says it, and I wonder if she’s being straight with me. I open my mouth to speak but she continues on.
‘However, in discussion with the late Mrs Stoddart’s business partners, we have decided that it makes sense to continue with the development for the moment.’
We look at the pictures in silence for a minute, until I have an idea. ‘As an interested party I hope you have good security on the site.’
She blinks. ‘Good security?’
‘You know – a night watchman or something to keep the neds off the foundations and that.’
‘Well… we don’t have anyone there at the moment but I suppose I could look into that.’
‘No rush, Miss Spencely, I’m sure you know what you’re doing.’
A house conversion with no security.
I think I’ve just found my accommodation for the next few weeks.
I spend the last of my money on a carryout, then take a leisurely walk down Dundas Street in the direction of Trinity. I’m in no rush. I want to wait until it’s dark before I break in, in case any of the neighbours see me and do their duty as a citizen. Trinity’s that kind of place; if you farted round there they’d be on the phone to the Council worrying about the impact on the ozone layer.
I don’t really know the area that well. The posh bit of town. As a kid I’d no friends there, no business being there. Maybe that’s not changed. Now that I’m taking a proper interest in it I can see that, posh as it is, there are layers of affluence. The first layer is solid family housing, one-up-one-downs, usually with a bit of garden to the front. I’m not knocking them – I’d be working a hundred years before I could afford anything like that.
Push through that layer, and you come to the houses round Lomond Park. Huge, stone built properties with driveways and gardens hemmed in by iron railings. Not as posh as they seem at first glance: if you look closely you can see a second door or a side path that hints at furtive subdivision.
But for real old-money luxury, the streets round Russell Place and York Road take some beating. The oldest of the houses round here, they are by far the quirkiest. It’s as if creating the new area of Trinity gave them confidence to build whatever they liked. Want some Greek columns either side of your door? No problem – this is Trinity. Mock Tudor frontage? On you go – this is Trinity. Pointy Gothic turrets on each corner? Get building – you know where you live. And of course, make sure that every second house has its own tower.
I stop outside Mavisview. She must have been a beauty in her day, but the old girl is showing her age. A couple of the windows on the upper floor are broken, and there are a handful of tiles missing off the roof. The garden is completely overgrown, with only the different shades of green to identify which was once a lawn and which a weed-covered flower bed. The general look isn’t improved by all the building crap that’s been left lying. There are planks of wood and bits of pipe all over the place.
The new development looks more or less complete. It’s your typical modern complex: no character and rooms the size of rabbit hutches. Nonetheless I opt for this for the night, mainly because some daft prick’s left a ground floor window open round the back of the block. When I’m officially in charge of all this, some heads are going to roll. Though judging from the way the lawyer wifey was speaking, that’s not going to be any time soon.
I unroll my sleeping bag on the bare floorboards. It’s not going to be comfortable, but it will be wind- and watertight, which is an improvement on where I’ve spent my last few nights. I get into the bag and crack open one of my cans. I light up a fag and I’m finally ready to go over what’s happened today.
In my head I replay the conversation with the lawyer, because there’s a lot of things I’m still not sure about. This site not being valuable? I don’t buy that. Way I see it, if this place is finished and sold on, there must be enough to pay Mrs Stoddart’s debts, and be something left over.
The beer and fags are working their magic and I can feel myself starting to relax. The last thought that goes through my mind before I fall asleep is that so long as I’m awake and out by 7 am nobody’s going to be any the wiser that I’ve been here.
Under normal circumstances I pride myself on
knowing how to deal with Her Majesty’s Constabulary. If, for example, two representatives of the Queen’s law enforcement agency were to come across me sound asleep in a place I had no business to be, I know that the correct response is to sing them profuse apologies, with a chorus of ‘it’ll not happen again, Constable,’ while hinting at the amount of paperwork involved if they do bother to book a lowlife such as myself.
Unfortunately, when I am kicked awake by the Plod after oversleeping by some four hours, with the mother of all hangovers, the first thing that comes out of my mouth is, ‘You can’t touch me – I own this building.’
This causes much mirth. The bigger of the two Polismen, who I recognise from my last visit to the station, says, ‘My apologies, Mr Trump. I didn’t recognise you lying there. Maybe I was a wee bit put off by the sleeping bag and empty Special cans, or maybe it was the resemblance you bear to this wee runt called Staines that’s wanted to help with our enquiries into the death of a Mrs Stoddart?’
I stare at them in disbelief. They’re not pinning that one on me. ‘I had nothing to do with that. And how did you know where to find me?’
‘Don’t flatter yourself - we didn’t expect to see you here.’ He stamps on one of my empty cans in a manner I find quite unnerving in my present state. ‘Not that we’re not delighted to stumble across you.’
I sit up and pull my sleeping bag round me. I wish I was wearing more clothes. ‘What are you doing here then?’
‘The builders knocked through a wall in the big house and found a body.’
‘Shit.’ Just my luck.
‘Shit indeed. Would he have been a tenant of yours, Mr Rachman?’ He gives me another prod with his foot. ‘Anyhow, get your clothes on because the Super wants a word with you.’
‘Which Super?’
Please not Jamieson, please not Jamieson.
‘DS Jamieson of course.’
As I sit in the Interview Room waiting for Danny Jamieson to turn up, I make a neat list in my head of all the possible reasons he could want to see me. It’s not beyond the realms of possibility that he just wants a chat for old times’ sake. After all, he was at school with Lachie and me, even if the toffee-nosed bastard never said two words to us. Best case scenario – a couple of old acquaintances catching up.
