“Oh, you would, would you?” demanded her father, delighted with her defiance, and twisting his fat head around over his shoulder to look at her. “Well, you wouldn’t do it on my money, if you were a son of MINE, young lady.”
“Oh, you wait and see,” retorted the girl.
This made them all laugh. But the Colonel recurred seriously to the subject that night, as he was winding up his watch preparatory to putting it under his pillow.
“I could make a man of that fellow, if I had him in the business with me. There’s stuff in him. But I spoke up the way I did because I didn’t choose Irene should think I would stand any kind of a loafer ‘round — I don’t care who he is, or how well educated or brought up. And I guess, from the way Pen spoke up, that ‘Rene saw what I was driving at.”
The girl, apparently, was less anxious about her father’s ideas and principles than about the impression which he had made upon the young man. She had talked it over and over with her sister before they went to bed, and she asked in despair, as she stood looking at Penelope brushing out her hair before the glass —
“Do you suppose he’ll think papa always talks in that bragging way?”
“He’ll be right if he does,” answered her sister. “It’s the way father always does talk. You never noticed it so much, that’s all. And I guess if he can’t make allowance for father’s bragging, he’ll be a little too good. I enjoyed hearing the Colonel go on.”
“I know you did,” returned Irene in distress. Then she sighed. “Didn’t you think he looked very nice?”
“Who? The Colonel?” Penelope had caught up the habit of calling her father so from her mother, and she used his title in all her jocose and perverse moods.
“You know very well I don’t mean papa,” pouted Irene. “Oh! Mr. Corey! Why didn’t you say Mr. Corey if you meant Mr. Corey? If I meant Mr. Corey, I should say Mr. Corey. It isn’t swearing! Corey, Corey, Co — —”
Her sister clapped her hand over her mouth “Will you HUSH, you wretched thing?” she whimpered. “The whole house can hear you.”
“Oh yes, they can hear me all over the square. Well, I think he looked well enough for a plain youth, who hadn’t taken his hair out of curl-papers for some time.”
“It WAS clipped pretty close,” Irene admitted; and they both laughed at the drab effect of Mr. Corey’s skull, as they remembered it. “Did you like his nose?” asked Irene timorously.
“Ah, now you’re COMING to something,” said Penelope. “I don’t know whether, if I had so much of a nose, I should want it all Roman.”
“I don’t see how you can expect to have a nose part one kind and part another,” argued Irene.
“Oh, I do. Look at mine!” She turned aside her face, so as to get a three-quarters view of her nose in the glass, and crossing her hands, with the brush in one of them, before her, regarded it judicially. “Now, my nose started Grecian, but changed its mind before it got over the bridge, and concluded to be snub the rest of the way.”
“You’ve got a very pretty nose, Pen,” said Irene, joining in the contemplation of its reflex in the glass.
“Don’t say that in hopes of getting me to compliment HIS, Mrs.” — she stopped, and then added deliberately— “C.!”
Irene also had her hair-brush in her hand, and now she sprang at her sister and beat her very softly on the shoulder with the flat of it. “You mean thing!” she cried, between her shut teeth, blushing hotly.
“Well, D., then,” said Penelope. “You’ve nothing to say against D.? Though I think C. is just as nice an initial.”
“Oh!” cried the younger, for all expression of unspeakable things.
“I think he has very good eyes,” admitted Penelope.
“Oh, he HAS! And didn’t you like the way his sackcoat set? So close to him, and yet free — kind of peeling away at the lapels?”
“Yes, I should say he was a young man of great judgment. He knows how to choose his tailor.”
Irene sat down on the edge of a chair. “It was so nice of you, Pen, to come in, that way, about clubs.”
“Oh, I didn’t mean anything by it except opposition,” said Penelope. “I couldn’t have father swelling on so, without saying something.”
“How he did swell!” sighed Irene. “Wasn’t it a relief to have mamma come down, even if she did seem to be all stocking at first?”
The girls broke into a wild giggle, and hid their faces in each other’s necks. “I thought I SHOULD die,” said Irene.
“‘It’s just like ordering a painting,’” said Penelope, recalling her father’s talk, with an effect of dreamy absent-mindedness. “‘You give the painter money enough, and he can afford to paint you a first-class picture. Give an architect money enough, and he’ll give you a first-class house, every time.’”
“Oh, wasn’t it awful!” moaned her sister. “No one would ever have supposed that he had fought the very idea of an architect for weeks, before he gave in.”
Penelope went on. “‘I always did like the water side of Beacon, — long before I owned property there. When you come to the Back Bay at all, give me the water side of Beacon.’”
“Ow-w-w-w!” shrieked Irene. “DO stop!”
The door of their mother’s chamber opened below, and the voice of the real Colonel called, “What are you doing up there, girls? Why don’t you go to bed?”
This extorted nervous shrieks from both of them. The Colonel heard a sound of scurrying feet, whisking drapery, and slamming doors. Then he heard one of the doors opened again, and Penelope said, “I was only repeating something you said when you talked to Mr. Corey.”
“Very well, now,” answered the Colonel. “You postpone the rest of it till to-morrow at breakfast, and see that you’re up in time to let ME hear it.”
V.
AT the same moment young Corey let himself in at his own door with his latch-key, and went to the library, where he found his father turning the last leaves of a story in the Revue des Deux Mondes. He was a white-moustached old gentleman, who had never been able to abandon his pince-nez for the superior comfort of spectacles, even in the privacy of his own library. He knocked the glasses off as his son came in and looked up at him with lazy fondness, rubbing the two red marks that they always leave on the side of the nose.
“Tom,” he said, “where did you get such good clothes?”
“I stopped over a day in New York,” replied the son, finding himself a chair. “I’m glad you like them.”
“Yes, I always do like your clothes, Tom,” returned the father thoughtfully, swinging his glasses, “But I don’t see how you can afford ‘em, I can’t.”
“Well, sir,” said the son, who dropped the “sir” into his speech with his father, now and then, in an old-fashioned way that was rather charming, “you see, I have an indulgent parent.”
“Smoke?” suggested the father, pushing toward his son a box of cigarettes, from which he had taken one.
“No, thank you,” said the son. “I’ve dropped that.”
“Ah, is that so?” The father began to feel about on the table for matches, in the purblind fashion of elderly men. His son rose, lighted one, and handed it to him. “Well, — oh, thank you, Tom! — I believe some statisticians prove that if you will give up smoking you can dress very well on the money your tobacco costs, even if you haven’t got an indulgent parent. But I’m too old to try. Though, I confess, I should rather like the clothes. Whom did you find at the club?”
“There were a lot of fellows there,” said young Corey, watching the accomplished fumigation of his father in an absent way.
“It’s astonishing what a hardy breed the young club-men are,” observed his father. “All summer through, in weather that sends the sturdiest female flying to the sea-shore, you find the clubs filled with young men, who don’t seem to mind the heat in the least.”
“Boston isn’t a bad place, at the worst, in summer,” said the son, declining to take up the matter in its ironical shape.
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“I dare say it isn’t, compared with Texas,” returned the father, smoking tranquilly on. “But I don’t suppose you find many of your friends in town outside of the club.”
“No; you’re requested to ring at the rear door, all the way down Beacon Street and up Commonwealth Avenue. It’s rather a blank reception for the returning prodigal.”
“Ah, the prodigal must take his chance if he comes back out of season. But I’m glad to have you back, Tom, even as it is, and I hope you’re not going to hurry away. You must give your energies a rest.”
“I’m sure you never had to reproach me with abnormal activity,” suggested the son, taking his father’s jokes in good part.
“No, I don’t know that I have,” admitted the elder. “You’ve always shown a fair degree of moderation, after all. What do you think of taking up next? I mean after you have embraced your mother and sisters at Mount Desert. Real estate? It seems to me that it is about time for you to open out as a real-estate broker. Or did you ever think of matrimony?”
“Well, not just in that way, sir,” said the young man. “I shouldn’t quite like to regard it as a career, you know.”
“No, no. I understand that. And I quite agree with you. But you know I’ve always contended that the affections could be made to combine pleasure and profit. I wouldn’t have a man marry for money, — that would be rather bad, — but I don’t see why, when it comes to falling in love, a man shouldn’t fall in love with a rich girl as easily as a poor one. Some of the rich girls are very nice, and I should say that the chances of a quiet life with them were rather greater. They’ve always had everything, and they wouldn’t be so ambitious and uneasy. Don’t you think so?”
“It would depend,” said the son, “upon whether a girl’s people had been rich long enough to have given her position before she married. If they hadn’t, I don’t see how she would be any better than a poor girl in that respect.”
“Yes, there’s sense in that. But the suddenly rich are on a level with any of us nowadays. Money buys position at once. I don’t say that it isn’t all right. The world generally knows what it’s about, and knows how to drive a bargain. I dare say it makes the new rich pay too much. But there’s no doubt but money is to the fore now. It is the romance, the poetry of our age. It’s the thing that chiefly strikes the imagination. The Englishmen who come here are more curious about the great new millionaires than about any one else, and they respect them more. It’s all very well. I don’t complain of it.”
“And you would like a rich daughter-in-law, quite regardless, then?”
“Oh, not quite so bad as that, Tom,” said his father. “A little youth, a little beauty, a little good sense and pretty behaviour — one mustn’t object to those things; and they go just as often with money as without it. And I suppose I should like her people to be rather grammatical.”
“It seems to me that you’re exacting, sir,” said the son. “How can you expect people who have been strictly devoted to business to be grammatical? Isn’t that rather too much?”
“Perhaps it is. Perhaps you’re right. But I understood your mother to say that those benefactors of hers, whom you met last summer, were very passably grammatical.”
“The father isn’t.”
The elder, who had been smoking with his profile toward his son, now turned his face full upon him. “I didn’t know you had seen him?”
“I hadn’t until to-day,” said young Corey, with a little heightening of his colour. “But I was walking down street this afternoon, and happened to look round at a new house some one was putting up, and I saw the whole family in the window. It appears that Mr. Lapham is building the house.”
The elder Corey knocked the ash of his cigarette into the holder at his elbow. “I am more and more convinced, the longer I know you, Tom, that we are descended from Giles Corey. The gift of holding one’s tongue seems to have skipped me, but you have it in full force. I can’t say just how you would behave under peine forte et dure, but under ordinary pressure you are certainly able to keep your own counsel. Why didn’t you mention this encounter at dinner? You weren’t asked to plead to an accusation of witchcraft.”
“No, not exactly,” said the young man. “But I didn’t quite see my way to speaking of it. We had a good many other things before us.”
“Yes, that’s true. I suppose you wouldn’t have mentioned it now if I hadn’t led up to it, would you?”
“I don’t know, sir. It was rather on my mind to do so. Perhaps it was I who led up to it.”
His father laughed. “Perhaps you did, Tom; perhaps you did. Your mother would have known you were leading up to something, but I’ll confess that I didn’t. What is it?”
“Nothing very definite. But do you know that in spite of his syntax I rather liked him?”
The father looked keenly at the son; but unless the boy’s full confidence was offered, Corey was not the man to ask it. “Well?” was all that he said.
“I suppose that in a new country one gets to looking at people a little out of our tradition; and I dare say that if I hadn’t passed a winter in Texas I might have found Colonel Lapham rather too much.”
“You mean that there are worse things in Texas?”
“Not that exactly. I mean that I saw it wouldn’t be quite fair to test him by our standards.”
“This comes of the error which I have often deprecated,” said the elder Corey. “In fact I am always saying that the Bostonian ought never to leave Boston. Then he knows — and then only — that there can BE no standard but ours. But we are constantly going away, and coming back with our convictions shaken to their foundations. One man goes to England, and returns with the conception of a grander social life; another comes home from Germany with the notion of a more searching intellectual activity; a fellow just back from Paris has the absurdest ideas of art and literature; and you revert to us from the cowboys of Texas, and tell us to our faces that we ought to try Papa Lapham by a jury of his peers. It ought to be stopped — it ought, really. The Bostonian who leaves Boston ought to be condemned to perpetual exile.”
The son suffered the father to reach his climax with smiling patience. When he asked finally, “What are the characteristics of Papa Lapham that place him beyond our jurisdiction?” the younger Corey crossed his long legs, and leaned forward to take one of his knees between his hands.
“Well, sir, he bragged, rather.”
“Oh, I don’t know that bragging should exempt him from the ordinary processes. I’ve heard other people brag in Boston.”
“Ah, not just in that personal way — not about money.”
“No, that was certainly different.”
“I don’t mean,” said the young fellow, with the scrupulosity which people could not help observing and liking in him, “that it was more than an indirect expression of satisfaction in the ability to spend.”
“No. I should be glad to express something of the kind myself, if the facts would justify me.”
The son smiled tolerantly again. “But if he was enjoying his money in that way, I didn’t see why he shouldn’t show his pleasure in it. It might have been vulgar, but it wasn’t sordid. And I don’t know that it was vulgar. Perhaps his successful strokes of business were the romance of his life — —”
The father interrupted with a laugh. “The girl must be uncommonly pretty. What did she seem to think of her father’s brag?”
“There were two of them,” answered the son evasively.
“Oh, two! And is the sister pretty too?”
“Not pretty, but rather interesting. She is like her mother.”
“Then the pretty one isn’t the father’s pet?”
“I can’t say, sir. I don’t believe,” added the young fellow, “that I can make you see Colonel Lapham just as I did. He struck me as very simple-hearted and rather wholesome. Of course he could be tiresome; we all can; and I suppose his range of ideas is limited. But he is a force, and not a bad one. If he hasn’t got over bei
ng surprised at the effect of rubbing his lamp.”
“Oh, one could make out a case. I suppose you know what you are about, Tom. But remember that we are Essex County people, and that in savour we are just a little beyond the salt of the earth. I will tell you plainly that I don’t like the notion of a man who has rivalled the hues of nature in her wildest haunts with the tints of his mineral paint; but I don’t say there are not worse men. He isn’t to my taste, though he might be ever so much to my conscience.”
“I suppose,” said the son, “that there is nothing really to be ashamed of in mineral paint. People go into all sorts of things.”
His father took his cigarette from his mouth and once more looked his son full in the face. “Oh, is THAT it?”
“It has crossed my mind,” admitted the son. “I must do something. I’ve wasted time and money enough. I’ve seen much younger men all through the West and South-west taking care of themselves. I don’t think I was particularly fit for anything out there, but I am ashamed to come back and live upon you, sir.”
His father shook his head with an ironical sigh. “Ah, we shall never have a real aristocracy while this plebeian reluctance to live upon a parent or a wife continues the animating spirit of our youth. It strikes at the root of the whole feudal system. I really think you owe me an apology, Tom. I supposed you wished to marry the girl’s money, and here you are, basely seeking to go into business with her father.”
Young Corey laughed again like a son who perceives that his father is a little antiquated, but keeps a filial faith in his wit. “I don’t know that it’s quite so bad as that; but the thing had certainly crossed my mind. I don’t know how it’s to be approached, and I don’t know that it’s at all possible. But I confess that I ‘took to’ Colonel Lapham from the moment I saw him. He looked as if he ‘meant business,’ and I mean business too.”
The father smoked thoughtfully. “Of course people do go into all sorts of things, as you say, and I don’t know that one thing is more ignoble than another, if it’s decent and large enough. In my time you would have gone into the China trade or the India trade — though I didn’t; and a little later cotton would have been your manifest destiny — though it wasn’t mine; but now a man may do almost anything. The real-estate business is pretty full. Yes, if you have a deep inward vocation for it, I don’t see why mineral paint shouldn’t do. I fancy it’s easy enough approaching the matter. We will invite Papa Lapham to dinner, and talk it over with him.”
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