“I think so. The older guy with the crazy hair? What’s so funny?”
“Oh nothing,” I said between fits and gasps.
“Betty, you have some weird tastes,” Louise quipped.
“What? He’s not bad looking for an older gentleman.”
“You can’t think in terms of age, Betty,” mom explained. “He may be older even than I am, but as an ageless and extremely vain Discordant, Fa Be’yoh will not possess a body that is anything less than a Greek sculpture of athletic grace.”
“Greek sculpture! That’s it!” A plan was formulating. A wicked plan. I thought about those Greek statues. Specifically, what happened to them when the Holy Roman Empire got their hands on ‘em. I turned my grin to mom. “How much clay do you have?”
Mom stared at me for a second before the spark of understanding lit in her eyes. “Tell me you aren’t thinking about sculpting a golem.” Instead of answering, I simply raised my eyebrows. “You’re serious?” she asked, sighing when I nodded. “Fine, but we can’t use my clay. For one, it’s too expensive to waste and two, it’s been processed to remove impurities. It is no longer tethered to the earth. Come out back. I have an idea.”
We followed mom as she carefully picked her way among the seemingly infinite number of half-finished projects that turned the backyard into a minefield. Not that I had much room to talk since our backyard wasn’t much better with all of my car and bike parts lying around. Still, retired or not, I had to wonder where the woman got the time to work on this stuff. There were literally hundreds of pots, bowls, vases, and sculptures. You name it, mom made it.
Louise and Betty, of course, had to stop and marvel over nearly every damned piece, which fed right into mom’s ego. Though she would never admit it, I know she was disappointed when I didn’t follow in her creative footsteps, so I let them feed her self-esteem for a little while. Besides, I needed her to be at the top of her creative game for this piece. But after a good ten minutes had passed and we’d barely walked three feet, I had to start reminding them of why we were out here.
Mom opened the garden gate and led us down a well-worn path into the woods. About a quarter mile in was a clearing that was not unlike the glade behind our home. Mom tried to stifle a giggle as each of us witches immediately turned to the left, intending to complete a single, clockwise rotation as we always did upon entering our own glade. I stopped as soon as I heard the awed gasps coming from the Woods girls. I’d forgotten that they’d never been back here and admittedly, it was pretty awe-inspiring.
Ringing the clearing were moss covered trees that mom had carved into the shape of beautiful dryads. She had tried once to explain to me about the technique she used, which kept the trees alive, healthy, and thriving despite the alterations, but along with creativity, a green thumb was yet another of mom’s traits that managed to elude me.
Betty seemed to get it though, because as mom explained the process to her, she reached out and allowed some of the moss to creep over her hand. That was freaky enough, but with a flick of her wrist, the bit of moss slithered up her arm and took refuge in the crazy mass of curls on her head.
“This is creep moss,” she said, noting my weirded out expression. I looked to Louise for an explanation, but all she did was shrug her shoulders. At least I wasn’t the only one who didn’t understand creative types. “For stealth? Really? Am I the only one who makes potions anymore?”
“Pretty much,” I admitted, looking to Louise who confirmed with a nod. Betty just rolled her eyes and continued into the clearing, where mom was already crouched down and digging around in the dirt.
“The ground is good,” she said, taking up a handful of mud. The number of trees in the area prevented mom’s clearing from becoming the saturated mud pit that our glade could become, but the ground was still quite squishy. Looking up at the darkening sky, she added, “I’m not going to have much daylight to work with, though.”
“I’ve got some heavy duty work lamps and a generator in my trunk,” I offered. “I can run back and get those pretty fast. Do you want me to go grab the others? I’m thinking we should probably perform the spell tonight.”
“I’d appreciate the light, but it might be in everyone’s best interest to wait on alerting the others until I’m finished creating a suitable golem.”
“Suit yourself,” I said with a shrug and jogged back to where the Beast was parked.
Though when I returned a few minutes later, I realized why she asked me to wait on gathering everyone else. The spell we were going to attempt required a connection to the earth. As earth witches, that bond was ever-present for Betty, Louise, and me. For mom, the bond required a direct connection with the earth. In other words, she had to get naked. Besides that, creating a life-sized man out of mud appeared to be messy business, so removing her clothing also served a practical purpose. While this was no biggie for us (witches are totally used to ritualistic nudity) I about burst at the thought of Harry or Desmond seeing mom dressed in nothing more than strategically placed mud splatters.
While mom worked, the rest of us began putting items into place. In a way, it was a good thing mom’s clearing was twice the size of ours. We were going to need a holy fire and room for the entire mystic community to maneuver. Though I did worry that the binding cord I’d grabbed from our altar might not be long enough.
I was just laying out the foundation for the altar when mom announced that she was going to hose herself off. I took one last look around to make sure there wasn’t anything else that we were missing and heard a gasp.
“Oh wow!”
I turned to see the girls staring at mom’s creation in awe. Louise’s exclamation echoed my own thoughts. I had to admit, for as much as I didn’t understand art, I was impressed. Using only her hands and what the earth had to offer, mom sculpted a near perfect replica of a man. He stood an impressive six feet in height. Moss and leaves were incorporated to give his features a life-like quality. Were it not about to be used to trap the essence of my father, mom could have easily sold this piece for a pretty penny.
“It’s amazing,” Betty said with reverence. “The detail is so fine, I half expect him to come alive without any ritual.”
“There’s just one thing I don’t understand,” Louise said, cocking her head to the side. “I know Myrna said he had to be attractive, otherwise Fa Be’yoh won’t cooperate, but what’s to stop him from… You know, just running off and siring a bunch of heirs in the physical realm?”
At that I laughed. “Oh, you don’t know mom like I do,” I said with a wink. “Remember, when we cast the circle, we’ll have him bound and mostly immobile. We’ll have a glass for him to see his reflection, of course, and I don’t think he’ll have any objections to what he sees.”
Honestly, mom had outdone herself. High cheekbones, perfect hair, sculpted muscles, and rock hard abs that were literally carved from rock. Even the vainest of vain incubus would have a hard time saying no to that body.
“Okay, so…” Louise prompted, not seeing where I was going.
“Remember the comment mom made about Greek sculpture? Remember what the church did to those sculptures?”
It took a moment, but soon enough Louise’s snort turned into full-blown laughter and Betty joined in. Underneath the artfully arranged leaves, mom had left an area so devoid of features that the unfortunate occupant was going to find himself envious of a Ken doll.
“Ouch!” she said after catching her breath. “I almost feel bad for the guy.”
“All right, we’ve got about an hour to… Oh Damn!” I cursed. When I looked at the time, it occurred to me that I was supposed to be to work an hour before. “I’ve got to tell Bogie I’m not coming in.”
“Already done,” Betty said with a sympathetic smile. “He’ll be here in a few. Nai’s bringing him, actually.”
“Huh? Why the heck is Bogie with Nai? And who’s running the bar?”
“Mort,” she said with a weird look.
“Mort? Oh great! If he does
n’t rob us, he’ll just piss everyone off by watering down drinks,” I grumbled.
“No, apparently Bogie was able to put the fear of Desmond into him. They were over at the Big Royal site getting ready for tomorrow’s grand opening.”
I was more than a little skeptical about Mort, but I let it go. I had bigger worries and a lot to get done in a short period of time. Specifically, I had to track down Seth and Desmond. Neither of them had responded to my text, which was highly unusual.
Louise was picking up Jem, who was not happy that we were disrupting some important football game date. He specifically asked that I not come to get him. I would have been offended, but the sad truth is that I was happy that I still rated high enough to make his girlfriend jealous. Yes, I was now at the point where I would take whatever scraps I could get.
* * *
The lights were on and Seth’s car was in the driveway when I got to his place, so I was relieved, but still confused as to why he wouldn’t answer my texts. Though when I knocked, no one answered.
“Guys?” I tried the door. It was open, so I let myself in. “Anyone home?”
The house was eerily silent, but there was no need to panic since it didn’t look like anything bad had happened. Most likely, he walked over to Louie’s for dinner. Still, I figured it was best to peek in and make sure that everything was actually okay. Good thing too, because if I hadn’t, I wouldn’t have noticed the red and gold cords that tied back the curtains. Granted, they weren’t hard to miss as they clashed violently with the blue and green curtains, so I rationalized that I was doing the agents a favor by taking them to add length to our binding cord.
While undoing the cords, I heard muffled voices that seemed to be coming out of the heating vents. I’d forgotten that Desmond’s workshop was in the basement. I opened the door and to my great relief, heard both Seth and Desmond clearly.
“Oh good,” I said and took the steps two at a time. “You’re both hee…uh… hey ho! Um…am I interrupting something?”
And as soon as the words were out of my mouth, I regretted them. Of course, I was interrupting something. Both Seth and Desmond had confided their current predicament to me and from the way they jumped back and tried to act casual, it was obvious that the situation was anything but.
“It’s…uh… no…You’re not…” Seth stammered.
“Is everything okay, Donna?” Desmond asked, recovering more quickly than Seth had.
“What? Oh yeah… I need your help. Both of you. We’re going to summon my dad.”
“What?”
I was almost physically thrown back by their simultaneous response. To say that they were shocked was an understatement.
“Um… I,” I stammered trying to regain control of the conversation. “That is, mom and me need your help. I texted you guys… actually. And um… Oh and I took this…” I held up the cord.
The agents shared a confused look as the tables turned and I was the one who was babbling and embarrassed.
“I didn’t hear anything…” Desmond muttered, reaching for his pockets and frowning. “My phone is upstairs,” he said sheepishly.
“Mine too,” Seth chimed in, giving me the concerned parent face. “What is this about?”
As briefly as I could, I explained how Harry had shown up with the book of spells right before mom came over to tell me I’m cursed. Seth frowned, but Desmond nodded, seemingly unsurprised.
“I was with Myrna yesterday when she found the letters. I asked, but she didn’t tell me she’d worked out what they meant because she wanted to talk to you first. I take it this curse was placed by your father?”
“Well, kind of,” I said with a grimace. I wasn’t sure how much Desmond knew of Taffy, but I didn’t have time to get into the details. “Anyway, the sooner you can get up to mom’s the better. I’ve still got a few things to do, so I’ll meet you up there in a few.”
I hurried up the stairs and out the door. In reality, now that I had the extra length of cord, all I had to do was get back up to mom’s as well, but I suspected the agents had unfinished business and I wanted to give them space. Besides, since I was already downtown, I made a quick stop at our house.
For a solid minute, I sat in my car and waged an internal war. I knew damned well that my reasons for coming home defied logic. The whole point of summoning my father was so that he could lift the curse. Once I was back to normal, I could date whomever I wanted… presumably.
Now I was getting somewhere. I had to face the truth and the truth was I was afraid. I was afraid that after all was said and done, after the curse was lifted, nothing would actually change. I was afraid that I really was as gross and undesirable as people believed me to be.
It was stupid, of course. The rational part of my brain knew that I was not terrible and even if some of my bad habits remained, this did not make me the pariah that I am right now. Still, it was telling that when I closed my eyes and pictured the guy I wanted to be with, a specific face came to mind.
I just needed a body.
But what could I do? I didn’t have mom’s artistic talent and even if I did, I didn’t have time to create a body that would be worthy of drawing an incubus into it. Suddenly, a stray memory from my twenty-first birthday party bubbled to the surface. That was a particularly odd year. I’d just had a nasty break up with the guy that I was convinced was going to be the one to prove that my breaking the curse was not just a fluke. As such, we didn’t go bar hopping. The girls brought the bar to me, including a few party favors of an unconventional sort.
With a giggle that might have been more snort, I flung open my closet and dug around in the mess of stuff that I’d accumulated and forgotten until I found what I was looking for. The cardboard box wasn’t very big, considering the contents were intended to be life-sized. Granted, by the time we got around to inflating him, I was half in the bag and don’t remember much. All I remember was the look of pure horror on Betty’s face when she realized that the manufacturers of the sex toy/flotation device had screen-printed a photographic image of a real life naked man onto the cheap vinyl body.
“What the hell am I thinking?”
I was immensely grateful that no one was around to answer my question. Not only was vinyl impossible to work with, but the novelty item was so monstrously silly that I was starting to have doubts about my sanity. Before I could question it further, I grabbed the box and stuffed it back into the darkest corner of my closet. I all but ran back to the Beast and peeled out of the driveway before I had a chance to have second thoughts and do something so profoundly stupid as try to trap an incubus with a novelty sex toy.
When I returned to mom’s, everyone else had arrived. It was really strange to see the entire mystic community together. Well, almost all. We were still short one since Taffy had recently died. Still, it was surreal to say the least.
Harry and Desmond were setting up the circle of stone that would house the holy flame. Louise and Eller were using some strange combination of mathematical trajectory to plot where the planets and stars would be in order to get the coordinates of the four corners just perfect. Betty sat in the center of the circle where she’d fashioned a temporary altar out of one of the larger paving stones from mom’s garden, shredding herbs and getting the supplies laid out.
“Oh good, you’ve got the binding.”
Mom came to take the curtain ties, handing them over to Seth, who it seemed would form the triad with the twin Guardians.
“Yous about ready to get into position?”
I turned around and nearly fell over laughing.
“Oh, you have got to be kidding me.”
Bogie, who had let his glamour drop, was dressed in nothing but a loose pair of woolen pants with a ceremonial staff in one hand and the conch shell in the other. As if that wasn’t ridiculous enough, he wore a chain of wildflowers around each of his stunted horns.
“What?” he asked defensively. “You is gonna need a high priest for this and, sorry Red, I ain’t
seein’ no somebody elses what has the qualifications.”
Oddly, he was right. The role of high priest could not be fulfilled by the agents, as they were not grounded in this reality. Harry was unacceptable because his staunch faith kept him from being flexible enough and Eller had the exact opposite problem, being a nonbeliever. That left Bogie, who was not only grounded in this reality, but his severed ties to Chaos actually gave us an advantage. That didn’t mean it wasn’t totally weird.
“Donna?”
Mom had taken her position next to the statue and beckoned me to stand on its other side. Harry, Desmond, Eller, and Louise each stood at the four corners, creating the first circle. Seth, Nai, and Jem held the bindings that created the second level. Within their triad stood the holy flame, mom and the golem, and the high priest and priestess (Bogie and Betty) as well as the altar.
“Um, give me a second,” I said and took a deep breath. I’d performed hundreds of ceremonies, some almost as complicated as this. Heck, just last month I’d nearly gone insane trying to cleanse a mind torn asunder by the ultimate truth. So why was I suddenly so nervous?
With a deep breath, I took off my shoes and stepped into the first circle. Immediately, I could feel a swell in power. It was…
Intoxicating.
There was a tenuous balance that appealed to both my human and Discordant nature. For the briefest of moments, I wondered exactly what I would be capable of if I could harness this power, but just as quickly, I let the idea go. Or more to the point, the many pairs of eyes that were all looking at me as if they expected something to happen stopped me from testing my potential boundaries.
Curling my toes in the dirt gave me the stability to move forward. As I got closer, Seth lowered the binding and allowed me to step into the inner sanctum. Almost immediately, the thrum of power shifted. Instead of being a temptation, it became something of a shield. I no longer had thoughts of harnessing the power for myself, but I took comfort in knowing that nothing, not of this world or another, could get to me as long as I stayed within the double circle.
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