“She used to leave the house with me, but even that is changing. She’s getting worse. It’s been weeks since she left the house, and though she’s on a sabbatical from her teaching post right now, that won’t last forever. She could lose her job.”
He nodded sagely. “Okay, let’s see what we can work out.”
I clasped the fur trim on my Mrs. Claus bodice. “That is the best news I’ve heard all day.”
9
“It’s all about the children,” ZZ kept telling us during Santa Squad training. “Don’t worry about language barriers or irate parents or crying babies. Just focus on the kids, their meeting with Santa. It’s up to us to make this a warm, welcoming experience.”
That first day I learned that it’s easy to be warm and welcoming when toddlers fall in your arms, when preschoolers skip together toward the train, when their parents thank you profusely for guiding their children through Santa’s gingerbread house.
Unfortunately, ZZ’s philosophy wasn’t completely effective on the parents from hell.
“Max, no! Would you stop that? You wanted to wait in line, so stand up properly and wait your turn.” Max’s mom stamped her foot on the floor as if she were ready to throw a tantrum.
The boy straightened, then doubled over so that his fingertips swept the floor.
“Stop that!” Max’s mother hissed. “I said don’t touch the floor!”
“He can come over here and color this name tag,” I suggested, waving the child over to a craft station.
Max leaned up slightly, propping his elbows on his thighs.
“Aren’t you nice and limber,” I teased. “How would you like to sit down for a while and make some decorations?”
“That’s okay,” the mother responded. “We don’t want to lose our place in line.”
I stepped toward her so that I could discreetly lower my voice. “He won’t lose his spot. We have a system designed to pull children out of line and let them pass the time with an activity. At this stage it’s name tags. Or he could design a Christmas card.” I bent down toward Max. “Does that sound like fun?”
Max puckered his chubby cheeks, stealthily reached out, and grabbed a handful of hair at my ear.
“Max! Don’t you…Stop that!” she gasped, yanking his arm back.
“It’s okay,” I insisted. Actually, it didn’t hurt at all until the woman started tugging. “How old are you, Max?” I asked, trying to engage him again.
“The terrible twos,” his mother answered.
Still a baby, I thought as his mother pulled his hand out of my hair and demanded that he apologize.
“Go on, Max. Tell Mrs. Claus you’re sorry.”
“Ah sorry.”
She let out a frustrated breath. “I wish he would say it like he meant it.”
Max turned away from us and did a little pirouette, landing on the floor near a Styrofoam gumdrop. “Wanna go home.”
“No, Max, we are not going home. You said you wanted to see Santa and that’s what we’re doing.”
He frowned. “Wanna go home.” His voice cracked and I knew tears were on their way.
One of the elves glanced down the line at me, and I shrugged. Short of yelling, “Cleanup on aisle five!” I wasn’t sure how to handle Max’s mother.
“Don’t start that,” the mom said. “Come on, Max. Don’t be a baby!”
“But he is a baby,” I said gently. The words floated in front of me like a lily pad on the water, and for a moment it seemed as if someone else had said them.
Max’s mother reared her head back and she fixed her eyes on me like a bobcat about to strike.
“He’s really an adorable baby,” I went on. “Curious and full of energy. Did you know that a learning specialist designed these craft stations for toddlers his age because it’s normal for them to get bored while waiting for a prolonged period?”
“But I want him to learn manners.” Max’s mother kept trying to lift him to his feet, but he curled himself up into a ball. “I want him to follow through in his life.”
I felt Olivia the bitch struggling to get out and shriek, Back off, Ubermom! Can’t you see he’s just a baby? And he’ll remember more about manners if you quit complaining about his every move and give the kid some positive reinforcement! Olivia the bitch would have chopped this woman into mincemeat and made a holiday pie out of her.
But Mrs. Claus was patient. Maybe it was all that pop-psychology training from ZZ, but I listened as Max’s mother itemized her unrealistic goals for her two-year-old son.
The response that finally flew out of my mouth could have been scripted by ZZ. “It’s admirable that you’ve set goals for your son. We all need to have challenges to meet. However, do you think Max would have the same goal as, say, our elf Regis here?”
I slung an arm around Regis’s shoulder, hooking him into our conversation. He forced a grin for the woman. “Hi.”
“Of course not,” the woman said. “That would be inappropriate.”
“That’s just what I was thinking. And I see you’re moving up in the line quickly. In the next station, Max has a chance to ride on Santa’s train, full of toys. Would that be all right with you?”
She crossed her arms and looked down at the balled-up boy on the floor. “Would you like to ride on a train, sweetie?”
He nodded.
I extended a hand toward Max. “If you like, I’ll show you the way to Santa’s train station.” He stood at attention and took my hand, suddenly on his best behavior. “Your mom will meet you at the end of the ride,” I said, leading Max to the small train.
“Look, sweetpea, there’s Mrs. Claus,” someone called out, and a little girl with tiny dreadlocks clasped in pink barrettes waved at me.
I bent down to squeeze her hand, then kept moving down the line.
“I’d love to conduct a psychological study on how many of these brats actually make it off Mummy’s couch,” Regis said through gritted teeth as we backed away from the moving train. “And how many spend their lives on a psychiatrist’s couch.”
“The kids aren’t the problem,” I said, smiling at a handful of kids who tumbled over the puffy marshmallow cushions in the gumdrop garden. “It’s their psycho parents.”
“That and the fact that you’re working a double shift. I can’t believe they hired only one Mrs. Claus. What were they thinking?”
“Something about the fact that they had only one costume…” And with that I was summoned to the giant chair in front of Santa’s hearth to have photos taken with some of the children. As the end of the night neared, I realized that our Santa Squad had worked well together. The elves and I had kept the lines moving, kept kids from melting down with boredom and acting out anxieties over meeting the big man from the North Pole.
Playing Mrs. Claus was worlds apart from my role of last year, dancing in the precision line with the Rockettes, and yet the hours spent among gingerbread walls, giant gumdrops, brightly wrapped gift boxes, and twinkling lights were cheerful, as if I’d been assigned to work in a Christmas spa.
As I smiled for the camera, I realized I didn’t mind working the overtime. The extra money would come in handy, and already I was starting to feel comfortable in the Mrs. Claus suit, graceful in the role, and relieved that no one seemed to recognize the young Mrs. Claus as the evil “Olivia,” ball-breaking Nutcracker of Baltimore.
That night, as we were getting ready to finish up, a woman waved frantically from the entrance,
“I know it’s late, but I promised her she could see Santa…” the woman said, wincing. “We got held up in housewares, and then she fell and hurt her knee, and store security wanted to take a report…”
“Lexie wants to see Santa,” the little girl sobbed, strands of her pale yellow hair sticking to her wet cheeks.
Regis and I exchanged a concerned look. “I’m not sure that Santa is still here,” I said cautiously. Most of the guys had punched out, and the last time I saw ZZ he was heading toward the elevator.
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“I’ll go find him,” Regis said, jumping over one of the gingerbread barricades.
“I am so sorry,” the woman said.
“Not to worry,” I lied, “I’m just hoping my elf can find Santa before he heads back to the North Pole for the night.”
“Want to see Santa!” the little girl pleaded.
“Just follow Mrs. Claus,” her mother said.
I led them to Santa’s gingerbread house through the winter landscape that seemed almost magical in the dark, quiet store. The track of Christmas music was still running, with a bell choir version of “The First Noel” ringing softly. Although normally the visitors waited outside, I decided to take the woman and her daughter into ZZ’s room. Lexie took one look inside at the empty chair and a new wave of tears hit her. “Where’s Santa?” she sobbed.
“Santa should be back in a minute,” I said, as Lexie’s mom rubbed her shoulders consolingly.
Trying to think of a distraction, I searched the room, its small tree lit with colored lights, its gold garland swirling down onto the gifts spread in a circle under the tree. Beside the tree was a small table where stuffed bears sat, having a tea party. I asked Lexie if she wanted to play with the bears, maybe have a tea party with them, but she shook her head and pointed to a small bookshelf.
“Lexie wants to read.”
I doubted that she could read a book, but I let her pick one out. She brought it over and held it out to me. “You read, Mrs. Claus.”
I glanced at her mother, who nodded pleadingly. Feeling unsure, I sat down in Santa’s chair, and Lexie put her patent-leather shoe beside my knee and hoisted herself up into my lap. The little girl felt more solid than she looked and smelled like vanilla wafers and baby shampoo.
“See my bandages?” she said, showing me her knee, where three fluorescent pink bandages adhered lengthwise. “Lexie fell down and made a miscrape.”
“A miscrape?” I asked.
Lexie’s mother smiled. “I said you scraped your knee, hon.”
The little girl explained, “My knee hurt very, very much. I cried and cried and got scared, but Mommy said it’s just a miscrape.”
“I see.” It sounded like she’d had a hectic evening, and I worried that it would get worse when she learned there’d be no Santa tonight. “You must be a very brave girl.”
She nodded, sighing. “Yes, I am.”
Taking a deep breath of little girl, I fumbled the book open and began to read. The book seemed too long and meandering for a kid Lexie’s age, a version of the Gingerbread Man, and as I read Lexie seemed to sink into my arms like a stone. I was three-quarters of the way through when Regis appeared at the door, shaking his head.
“Sorry. Santa seems to be gone for the night.”
“It’s okay,” Lexie’s mother said. “She’s sound asleep.”
From behind the little girl I could see the easy rise and fall of the velvet buttons on her coat. “She must have been tired. Can I carry her downstairs for you?”
I don’t know what possessed me to offer, but Lexie’s mother nodded, thanking me with a tired look. We talked quietly about the best deals at Rossman’s on the way down in the elevator, and when I turned to her at the door, her eyes glistened with tears.
“Thank you so much,” she said, her voice cracking. “I’m sorry, sorry to keep you late. I always seem to be running late these days, and…” She let out a quavering breath. “That single-parent thing. But I appreciate you taking the extra time. Lexie loves it when people read to her.”
Seeing her stress, her anxious emotion, made me choke up, too. “It’s my pleasure, really,” I said. “Your daughter is a little delight.” I transferred the little girl into the woman’s arms, somewhat awkwardly, and Lexie sniffed slightly but didn’t wake up. “I hope her miscrapes get better soon.”
As I watched her go, I wondered if I was complaining a little too much over my life when other people had untold things going on. I headed toward the bus stop with my hair tucked into my coat and a beret pulled low over my forehead to cover my “Olivia-ness.”
Olivia’s life was riddled with mis-crapes, but Mrs. Claus… Here was a woman who had chosen wisely through her life, a woman who instinctively knew how to help other people.
For now, I was happy to be Mother Christmas.
10
On Saturday, Rossman’s held its grand opening, complete with a ribbon-cutting ceremony, free Christmas cookies, a free concert on the ice from the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra, and fireworks over the harbor in the late afternoon. Of course, no one on the Santa Squad was able to see the concert or fireworks since the line of children waiting to see Santa never let up, but I didn’t mind at all. This was the opening I’d hoped for—crowded, festive, busy. With a reception like this, Rossman’s stood a chance of surviving in downtown Baltimore.
The ribbon-cutting ceremony in front of the store was attended by the architect, my old pal Woody, or rather, Sherwood Cruise, a few Orioles and Ravens players, and the mayor himself, whose jazz band was slated to perform later in the store restaurant. I tinkled my fingers at Woody across the plaza in front of the store while the mayor spoke to the crowd, hundreds of people thrumming along the marble stairs and cobblestone square. I think Woody nodded back, but then maybe he was just ducking his head against the wind that had begun blowing in off the water that morning, lifting skirts and swirling debris in grand city fashion. The whole scene reminded me of a political rally, complete with applause and cheers and music booming from high-amped speakers. The big difference here was that these people were motivated not by free speech but by a free cookie and a chance to get a jump on their Christmas shopping.
A little thrill had rippled through the Santa Squad that morning when we learned that Evelyn and Karl Rossman, of the department store dynasty, had flown in from Chicago to take part in the store’s opening ceremony.
“Do you think we’ll get to meet them?” Skinny Stu wondered. “I’ve always been a fan.”
“Like royalty!” Chet beamed. “My wife won’t believe this.”
“But she’ll see it on the news,” ZZ said. “I understand all the major networks in Baltimore have their satellite trucks parked in front of the store.”
Although the Rossmans were aging royalty now, Evelyn seemed quite gracious, with ivory skin like porcelain, and Karl seemed so earnest when he explained to the crowd that ribbon cuttings were becoming a lost art.
“Nowadays, they take a giant pair of ceremonial scissors and smack the ribbon down. Not here at Rossman’s! We guarantee, no lip-synching, no fake scissors. Today we’ll be cutting the ribbon with a pair of scissors we sell in the store, which you can use for anything from butterflying a chicken to trimming posterboard for school projects. They come apart for easy cleaning in the dishwasher.” He demonstrated. “Voilà!”
Evelyn nudged closer to the microphone. “Karl, I thought you retired from that sales position.”
“Can’t take the sales out of the boy,” he joked, turning the microphone over to the mayor.
“Do you believe in Baltimore?” the mayor asked, smiling as the crowd roared its response. He talked about the continuing pledge of Baltimoreans working together for safer streets, new opportunities, and the hope of a better future for the children of Baltimore.
As he spoke, I flashed back to the time when my parents had purchased the house on Lombard, when every third house was boarded up and occupied by vagrants or drug users. I’d been sent to Catholic school because the local schools were in turmoil, the reading and math scores sub-standard. And as I walked two blocks to the bus stop, I had to pass an overgrown alley littered with shattered glass and trash, sometimes crawling with rats.
So much had changed.
Now my mother’s Butchers Hill neighborhood was a showcase, its annual fall house tour a magnet for decorators and historians. With gentrification, the vacant homes in her neighborhood had been renovated and were now occupied by residents who cared about their communities. Debris w
as cleared from alleyways by neighbors who took pride in their homes. Real estate prices had risen steadily, as had test scores for first and second graders. One brick at a time, one child at a time, my old hometown was improving.
The mayor summed up his comments, saying that the battle for Baltimore was a continuing effort—a long-term commitment. He celebrated Rossman’s share in that commitment and pointed to this department store as further evidence that Baltimore was the place to be.
As people applauded, I glanced across at the Rossmans and the mayor and Woody and felt my eyes sting with tears. I quickly rubbed them away, embarrassed at misting up over my feelings for a city, especially a city I didn’t claim as my home anymore. But I couldn’t help but feel for the schoolkids and the people who took charge of their neighborhoods, picking up trash and joining citizens on patrol.
Okay, maybe I wanted to take Manhattan, but for now, in this moment, Baltimore was a good place to be, and I was proud to be a part of it, even if my contribution was to play Mrs. Claus and perk up a few little kids.
After that there were a few carols from a children’s choir, and finally, drums rolled as the Rossmans stepped forward and cleanly snipped through the red and gold ribbon with that pair of shiny kitchen scissors. “Eighteen ninety-nine in our housewares department!” Karl said proudly as he held up the scissors.
After the noontime ceremonies, Santaland was flooded with children, the lines extending to the gingerbread maze for the first time. My training kicked in, and I moved through the line, teasing the children and asking them questions, sending sections off to craft stations where they could kill time making name tags, sending other sections off to pass the time riding Santa’s toy train. For the most part the compartmentalized queues worked efficiently, and I was amazed to see that little children could endure a solid hour of waiting as long as they were distracted.
Time passed quickly for me, too, and before I knew it the crowds were thinning. Most families were home for dinner hour.
One of the elves stepped in front of me, blocking entry to the toy train terminal. “You’ve been at it since noon, Olivia. Go take a break.”
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