“You going to interrogate them all?” Steele asked, glancing around at the passing convention goers.
“Most of them are too young,” I said. “Most of them are in their teens or twenties. Probably only about five percent of them are even close to the right age.”
“Yeah, but there’s another five percent wearing costumes that don’t let you see how old they are,” Steele said, pointing to two passing figures in space suits.
He was right. Some of the costumes obscured faces and hands so completely that their wearers could be any age.
“But they’re still a minority,” I said, after a minute. “Maybe another five percent, for a total of a tenth of the crowd. But then take out the roughly half who are women, because I’m pretty sure Dilley’s still a guy. Back down to five percent.”
“Of course, five percent of a thousand means fifty people,” Steele said.
“And that’s where the police come in,” I said. “There’s no way I can find and investigate fifty people. But for the police, it’s a piece of cake. Especially since they do have one witness to narrow down the suspect list, or even pick Dilley out of the crowd.”
“Witness?” Steele said. “Who?”
“Nate,” I said. “They knew each other—Dilley stayed with him for several months, when they worked on a film together.”
“Long time ago,” Steele said, shaking his head. “People change. Wait till your high school class has its twentieth reunion and you’ll see.”
“That’s true,” I said, wondering briefly if Steele realized how close I was to that twentieth reunion. “And Nate didn’t exactly give a good description. Maggie did ten times better, and she claims she only saw him once or twice.”
“Women usually are better at that stuff anyway,” Steele said.
“Or maybe there’s another reason,” I said. “Maybe Nate doesn’t want Ichabod Dilley found. Maybe Nate is Ichabod Dilley.”
“Nate?” Steele echoed.
“Okay, not necessarily the real Ichabod Dilley, the kid who left Kansas for the bright lights of San Francisco and then supposedly died tragically young,” I said. “But back around 1972, writing and drawing underground comics and painting psychedelic posters probably weren’t the kind of things an ambitious young screenwriter wanted on his resume. So maybe he knew Dilley and used him as a front for his counterculture projects.”
Steele shook his head, but he was listening.
“And that would explain how Ichabod Dilley could change from his high school’s most-likely-to-succeed golden boy to the awkward, taciturn character Maggie describes,” I said. “It wasn’t drugs. He would try to say as little as possible because he’d need to avoid giving away the fact that he hadn’t painted the paintings or created the comics.”
“Or maybe when Dilley showed up, it was really your friend Nate, in disguise,” Steele said.
“That’s the spirit,” I said. “And you know, that’s not a bad idea. It fits with what little physical description I’ve heard of Dilley—he and Nate were both tall and painfully thin, with brown hair. And I saw Nate in a photo from around that time—even in the 1970s, Nate kept his hair short and his face clean-shaven. So what better disguise than to put on a wig and a fake beard when he wanted to pretend to be Dilley? When you add the trench coat and the dark glasses, it positively shouts disguise. I wonder if Dilley the nephew could get any pictures of his uncle. Maybe the real Ichabod was short and round like him.”
Steele shrugged.
“Anyway,” I continued. “The Porfiria comics ended, not because their creator was dead, but because the front man was. Nate could no longer publish them under Dilley’s name. And if his screenwriting career was starting to take off by then, maybe he was just as glad to end the comic series.”
“Still doesn’t explain why he would kill the QB, as you call her, this weekend,” Steele said.
“I haven’t quite figured that out yet,” I admitted. “Dilley disappeared not long after they all worked together on that movie. Maybe Nate killed him, or set him up to be killed by his enemies, and the QB found out this weekend, and he killed her to keep her from fingering him. Or maybe she knew all along, and was blackmailing him—that could explain why he’s stood by her so loyally all these years. Until this weekend, when he snapped. Who knows? If I can just get the police to consider the idea that the creator of the comic books is alive, they can probably figure out the rest.”
“Still sounds pretty far-fetched to me,” he said. “Of course if you—damn!”
“What’s wrong?”
“I need to make a call before five,” he said. “Preferably from someplace quieter. Can you watch the booth for maybe fifteen minutes?”
“I owe you a lot more than fifteen minutes,” I said.
“Thanks,” he said. “You can tell me the rest of your theory when I get back.”
I wasn’t sure there was much more to my theory, I thought, as he strode away. In fact, I’d already found a flaw. Nate didn’t know about Ichabod Dilley naming his characters out of a medical dictionary.
Or pretended not to know. After all, even if Nate hadn’t figured out the naming scheme over the years, odds were someone would have done so, and that Nate would have heard about it. In fact, his claiming not to know was downright suspicious.
And his stick figures, which I’d always seen as evidence of Nate’s complete lack of drawing ability—were they deliberately bad?
Yes, I liked my theory. It explained everything, from the scrap of comic to her last words.
I could see it. Nate protesting something she was doing to the show. Telling her she couldn’t do that to his comics, or his characters, or his words—it didn’t matter which. And both Nate and the parrot heard her reply: “I can do anything. I own them; I can—”
And that was where he cracked. And killed the QB.
Suddenly, I was impatient for Steele to return. I had to tell this to the cops. And the sooner the better.
Chapter 39
I was looking around for Steele, or someone else to watch the booth, when I felt someone tugging at my elbow.
“Excuse me?”
I turned to see the pudgy figure of the producer who’d been talking to Steele about doing the armor and weapons for his movie.
“Alaric’s stepped away for a few minutes,” I said. “Can I—”
“Yes, I know,” the man said, looking around furtively. “That’s why I came over. I’ve been discussing a project with Mr. Steele—”
“I noticed,” I said. Maybe it was rude, cutting him short like that, but quite apart from the fact that I didn’t see what I had to do with his deal with Steele, I saw Detective Foley and his partner step into the dealers’ room.
“I’d be interested in your perspective on the project,” the man said
“My perspective?” I said.
“Frankly, we’re looking for something a little less expensive,” the man said. “Perhaps if you could look these numbers over. Give us your thoughts.”
He held out a piece of paper. Something Steele had given him as part of their discussions, I surmised. I could see rough sketches of a helmet and an ornate sword hilt. And numbers. Impressively large numbers, but then he wanted quite a lot of custom iron work.
My perspective? He wanted a lower bid. Someone to do the work more cheaply, or maybe just competition to help him push Steele’s price down.
“I don’t think—” I began.
“Just look it over,” the man said. “Here’s my card; I already picked up yours yesterday. I’d like to talk to you.”
With that, he disappeared into the crowd.
What a little weasel! Was this how TV producers really worked? Not the top drawer ones, I’d bet. I slipped the card and the paper into my pocket. When Steele got back, I’d warn him what the producer was up to.
In the meantime, the cops had gone from one end of the dealers’ room to the other, looking around. Looking for someone in particular, or just looking?
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nbsp; It didn’t matter. They were about to leave the room, and I wanted to talk to them. I glanced around and spotted a familiar face.
“Dad!” I said, running out into the aisle and catching his sleeve. “Can you watch my booth for a few minutes?”
“Well,” he said, “is it important?” I could see that he had his eye on a bright green parrot fluttering overhead.
“It could be,” I said, in the mysterious and conspiratorial tone I knew would catch his interest. “It could be what cracks the case. I’ll come and tell you as soon as I see what the police say.”
“Right!” he said, and scrambled behind the counter.
I followed the police into the wide hallway outside the dealers’ room.
Detective Foley and his partner were talking to several uniformed officers when I reached them.
“When I give the word,” I heard Foley say, and then he turned to me, frowning. “What can I do for you?”
“This may sound crazy,” I began.
“Why not?” he said. “Everything else today has.”
But he listened while I explained my theory. Listened intently, but I wasn’t sure whether he found my theory fascinating and plausible or just had trouble following it.
I confess, at the last minute, I waffled, and didn’t indict Nate as definitively as I’d originally intended. After all, if I was wrong, Michael still had to work with him. Probably a mistake. It weakened my argument, so all you had left was an impassioned but confusing plea that Foley look a lot more deeply into Ichabod Dilley’s death, his relationship with the other members of the cast of Acid Vision, and the real identity of every fifty-something person in the hotel.
“That’s very interesting,” Detective Foley, said, glancing at his silent partner.
“You don’t believe me,” I said. He could probably tell from my voice that I wasn’t pleased.
“Oh, actually we believe you,” he said. “We’ll be talking to Ms. West and others to develop the information you’ve given us. It dovetails very nicely with our theory of the case.”
“Your theory?” I said.
The other detective gave him a baleful look, as if to suggest that he was talking a little too much to a civilian, but Detective Foley was on a roll.
“Yes,” he said, tucking his thumbs in his pants pockets and rocking back on his heels. “We happen to agree with your basic assumption. We think Ichabod Dilley is very much alive. And we can’t find any trace of our mild-mannered suspect over there before around 1970.”
He was pointing across the lobby, to where Nate was standing, talking to Francis and Walker.
My brain reeled. Okay, I had pointed the finger at Nate. But maybe I wanted to be wrong. I liked Nate, and I certainly hadn’t expected the police to confirm my suspicions quite this readily. As I watched, Walker clapped Nate on the shoulder and strolled off.
“If you’re finished showing off, maybe we can arrest the guy now?” Foley’s partner suggested.
Foley nodded, and the two of them headed across the lobby with a firm, purposeful air.
Nate and Francis looked up. Nate looked alarmed. Of course, so did Francis, but that was his normal expression.
Detective Foley reached into his inside jacket pocket for something. His badge, maybe.
Nate and Francis could see it, too. Nate looked anxious.
Francis turned and ran.
Francis? Wait a minute. I thought they were after Nate—but he just stood there with a puzzled look on his face. Francis was the one running away.
The detectives followed. Because he was the one they were after, or just because he was running?
No matter. They followed him. So did I. At a safe distance. My Renaissance wench costume slowed me down, but then I didn’t want to overtake the police, just see what happened when they caught Francis.
Glancing up, I saw a growing number of monkeys, always curious about new human antics, swinging along above us, chattering eagerly. The half-dozen parrots currently infesting the hallway merely squawked as the monkeys shoved them aside.
The crowd grew thinner, and I could see that Francis’s flight was destined to end shortly. The detectives were gaining on him, and the path ahead was blocked by an unexpected obstacle. Apparently Brad, Salome’s keeper, had gotten permission to pack up and bring her home. Under his direction, several nervous bellhops were pulling her cage along the hall toward the open double doors leading to the parking lot.
Francis crashed into the cage. Salome roared and began flinging herself from side to side. The bellhops fled, knocking Brad down on their way.
Francis looked startled for a moment, and then he reached out and jerked aside the latch holding the cage door closed.
“Stand back or I’ll turn her loose!” he yelled.
People started leaving. Fast.
“Power to the people!” Francis shrieked. “Free the Pasadena Pair!”
Just then, Salome hit the cage door, which popped open, sending her sprawling ten feet out into the middle of the hallway floor.
She lay there for a few moments, as if stunned—or perhaps feeling the same sense of acute embarrassment domestic housecats suffer when they do something clumsy.
I flattened myself against a wall, convinced that I’d be trampled by the panic-stricken mob. But I had to hand it to this crowd. For a panic-stricken mob, they did an astonishingly efficient job of emptying the hallway. By the time Salome shook her head and bounded to her feet with a roar, only a dozen people remained.
I decided it was stupid to be one of them and began backing slowly down the hall, feeling behind me for a doorway.
Salome lashed her tail and looked around.
I saw Brad, the keeper, slipping out through a doorway.
I felt a doorframe behind me. I backed up, hard, pushing the door open. I could see tile floor. I was in a bathroom. Okay. I kept on backing, staring at the door, until I hit something hard, and grabbed onto it. I kept expecting Salome to burst in. As seconds passed and nothing happened, I could feel my heart slow and my brain start working again.
I glanced back and decided to let go of the urinal.
Chapter 40
“Hello?” I said, not too loudly. “Anyone in here?”
No answer, just the usual hollow bathroom echo.
And I didn’t hear any roars outside, or any screams of terror or anguish.
But I didn’t hear any reassuring sounds of the convention resuming, either.
Great. I was trapped in the men’s room.
At least if I’d found an exit door, I could mill around outside with the rest of the evacuees. Find out if the police had caught Francis, or if his diversionary tactic had worked and, more important, find out when they’d caught Salome. As it was, I could either stick my head out and risk having it bitten off or lurk around here until someone came in and found me crouching among the urinals. I’d be a long time living that down.
Also a long time getting over the ick factor of fondling a urinal. I washed my hands, twice, and then realized the bathroom was out of paper towels.
Typical of this dump, I thought, drying my hands on my skirt.
Something crackled in my pocket.
I reached in and found the folded piece of paper. My fingertips rasped over the rough, pebbly texture. I pulled it out and stared at it. Off-white with little flecks of color.
“I know who killed her,” I said, half-aloud. I’d been wrong. And the cops were wrong. And I knew how to prove it. Provided the killer didn’t do away with the evidence before I could get it to the police.
I opened the bathroom door a crack and peered out. Nothing. No Salome. No people, either, which probably meant she was still on the loose.
The only sane thing to do was to stay in the bathroom.
Of course, sanity has never been my strong point.
I slipped out into the hall. Still nothing. I crept quietly across the hall, and then along the opposite wall, until I got to the small side door that led into the dealers’ ro
om. I opened it as quietly as I could.
Of course, all this silent creeping might prove useless. Maybe tigers relied more on smell than hearing. If I’d known I’d be trying to elude one, I could have looked it up before coming to the convention.
I glanced into the dealers’ room. No sign of Salome.
Of course there were things she could hide behind. Just a few, but still.
I heard a faint noise in the hall. Monkeys, chattering softly.
Chattering at what?
I slipped inside quickly and closed the door. I’d have felt better if some idiot hadn’t left a door at the other end of the room hanging wide open.
I half-ran over to the booth and grabbed a sword—one of the ones I’d sharpened because, crazy as it had always seemed to me, some customers wanted them that way.
Not so crazy now. I felt suddenly, though quite irrationally, safer. Stupid; what could I really do with a sword if Salome came at me? But I didn’t put it down, even though it hampered me a bit when I searched the booth.
Alaric Steele’s side of the booth.
I might be risking my neck for nothing. He might have already gotten rid of the sketchpad, the one containing the off-white paper with the colored flecks. Of course, I still had the sheet of paper in my pocket, the paper on which Steele had done his estimates for the producer on making armor and swords for his TV show. Neat, legible letters and numbers—his printing had an almost calligraphic elegance. Several very deft sketches—I wished I could draw designs for potential customers that well. It looked quite good on that sheet of pebbly, color-flecked drawing paper. More like fine art than a craftsman’s sketch. But he could always claim he’d found the paper somewhere. It would be so much more satisfactory to find…
The pad. He’d hidden it among the packing materials, sandwiched in between several sheets of cardboard at the bottom of a box filled with Styrofoam peanuts.
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