She studied the clocks on the wall. “You’re out of luck if you want it hand-carried. I’m not going to Armpit tomorrow. Two days on the shuttle and I’ll miss the Earth run by half a day.
“If broadcast is all right, you can beam to Armpit and the courier there will take it on the Twosday run. That leaves in seventy-two minutes. Call it nineteen minutes’ beam time. You know what you want to say?”
“Yeah. Set it up.” I sat down at the customers’ console.
STARLODGE LIMITED
642 EASTRIVER
NEW YORK, NEW YORK 10099-27654
ATTENTION: PATRICE DUVAL
YOU MAY HAVE SOME COMPETITION HERE. NOTHING OPEN YET BUT A GUY WE CALL PETER RABBIT IS ON THE SCENE. CHECK INTERPRETERS GUILD AND SEE WHO’S PAYING PETER LAFITTE. CHANGE TERMS OF SALE? PLEASE SEND REPLY NEXT SAMMLER RUN – RICARDO NAVARRO/
RM2048/MOROCHO HILTON
I wasn’t sure what good the information would do me, unless they also found out how much he was offering and authorized me to outbid him. At any rate, I wouldn’t hear for three days, earliest. Sleep.
Morocho III – its real name is !ka’al – rides a slow sleeping orbit around Morocho A, the brighter of the two suns that make up the Morocho system (Morocho A is a close double star itself, but its white dwarf companion hugs so close that it’s lost in the glare). At this time of day, Morocho B was visible low in the sky, a hard blue diamond too bright to stare at, and A was right overhead, a bloated golden ball. On the sandy beach below us the flyer cast two shadows, dark blue and faint yellow, which raced to come together as we landed.
Pa’an!al is a fishing village thousands of years old, on a natural harbor formed where a broad jungle river flows into the sea. Here on the beach were only a few pole huts with thatched roofs, where the fishers who worked the surf and shallow pools lived. Pa’an!al proper was behind a high stone wall, which protected it on one side from the occasional hurricane and on the other from interesting fauna of the jungle.
I paid off my driver and told him to come back at second sundown. I took a deep breath and mounted the steps. There was an open-cage Otis elevator beside the stairs, but people didn’t use it, only fish.
The !tang are compulsive about geometry. This wall was a precise 1:2 rectangle, and the stairs mounted from one corner to the opposite in a satisfying Euclidian 30 degrees. A guardrail would have spoiled the harmony. The stairs were just wide enough for two !tang to pass, and the rise of each step was a good half meter. By the time I got to the top I was both tired and slightly terrified.
A spacefaring man shouldn’t be afraid of heights, and I’m not, so long as I’m in a vehicle. But when I attained the top of the wall and looked down the equally long and perilous flight of stairs to ground level, I almost swooned. Why couldn’t they simply have left a door in the wall?
I sat there for a minute and looked down at the small city. The geometric regularity was pleasing. Each building was either a cube or a stack of cubes, and the rock from which the city was built had been carefully sorted, so that each building was a uniform shade. They went from white marble through sandy yellow and salmon to pearly gray and obsidian. The streets were a regular matrix of red brick. I walked down, hugging the wall.
At the bottom of the steps a !tang sat on a low bench, watching the nonexistent traffic.
—Greetings, I clicked and snorted at him. — It is certainly a pleasant day.
—Not everywhere, he grunted and wheezed back. An unusually direct response.
—Are you waiting for me?
—Who can say? I am waiting. His trunk made a philosophical circle in the air. —If you had not come, who knows for what I would have been waiting?
—Well, that’s true. He made a circle in the other direction, which I think meant What else? I stood there for a moment while he looked at me or the ground or the sky. You could never tell.
—I hope this isn’t a rude question, he said. —Will you forgive me if this is a rude question?
—I certainly will try.
—Is your name !ica’o *va!o?
That was admirably close. —It certainly is.
—You could follow me. He got up. —Or enjoy the pleasant day.
I followed him closely down the narrow street. If he got in a crowd I’d lose him for sure. I couldn’t tell an estrus-four female from a neuter, not having sonar (they tell each other apart by sensing body cavities, very romantic).
We went through the center of town, where the well and the market square were. A dozen !tang bargained over food, craft items, or abstractions. They were the most mercantile race on the planet, although they had sidestepped the idea of money in favor of labor equivalence: for those two ugly fish I will trade you an original sonnet about your daughter and three vile limericks for your next affinity-group meeting. Four limericks, tops.
We went into a large white building that might have been City Hall. It was evidently guarded, at least symbolically, since two !tang stood by the door with their arms exposed.
It was a single large room similar to a Terran mosque, with a regular pattern of square columns holding up the ceiling. The columns supported shelves in neat squares, up to about two meters; on the shelves were neat stacks of accordion-style books. Although the ceiling had inset squares of glass that gave adequate light, there was a strong smell of burnt fish oil, which meant the building was used at night. (We had introduced them to electricity, but they used it only for heavy machinery and toys.)
The !tang led me to the farthest corner, where a large haystack was bent over a book, scribbling. They had to read or write with their heads a few centimeters from the book, since their light-eyes were only good for close-work.
—It has happened as you foretold, Uncle. Not too amazing a prophecy, as I’d sent a messenger over yesterday.
Uncle waved his nose in my direction. —Are you the same one who came in four days ago?
—No. I have never been to this place. I am Ricardo Navarro, from the Starlodge tribe.
—I grovel in embarrassment. Truly it is difficult to tell one human from another. To my poor eyes you look exactly like Peter Lafitte.
(Peter Rabbit is bald and ugly, with terrible ears. I have long curly hair with only a trace of gray, and women have called me attractive.) —Please do not be embarrassed. This is often true when different peoples meet. Did my brother say what tribe he represented?
—I die. O my hair falls out and my flesh rots and my bones are cracked by the hungry ta!a’an. He drops me behind him all around the forest and nothing will grow where his excrement from my marrow falls. As the years pass the forest dies from the poison of my remains. The soil washes to the sea and poisons the fish, and all die. O the embarrassment.
—He didn’t say?
—He did but said not to tell you.
That was that. —Did he by some chance say he was interested in the small morsel of land I mentioned to you by courier long ago?
—No, he was not interested in the land.
—Can you tell me what he was interested in?
—He was interested in buying the land.
Verbs. —May I ask a potentially embarrassing question?
He exposed his arms. —We are businessmen.
—What were the terms of his offer?
—I die. I breathe in and breathe in and cannot exhale. I explode all over my friends. They forget my name and pretend it is dung. They wash off in the square and the well becomes polluted. All die. O the embarrassment.
—He said not to tell me?
—That’s right.
—Did you agree to sell him the land?
—That is a difficult question to answer.
—Let me rephrase the question: is it possible you might sell the land to my tribe?
—It is possible, if you offer better terms. But only possible, in any case.
—This is embarrassing. I, uh, die and, um, the last breath from my lungs is a terrible acid. It melts the seaward wall of the city and a hurrican
e comes and washes it away. All die. O the embarrassment.
—You’re much better at it than he was.
—Thank you. But may I ask you to amplify the possibility?
—Certainly. Land is not a fish or an elevator. Land is something that keeps you from falling all the way down. It gives the sea a shore and makes the air stop. Do you understand?
—So far. Please continue.
—Land is time, but not in a mercantile sense. I can say “In return for the time it takes me to decide which one of you is the guilty party, you must give me so-and-so.” But how can I say “In return for the land I am standing on you must give me this-and-that?” Nobody can step off the time, you see, but I can step off the land, and then what is it? Does it even exist? In a mercantile sense? These questions and corollaries to them have been occupying some of our finest minds ever since your courier came long ago.
—May I make a suggestion?
—Please do. Anything might help.
—Why not just sell it to the tribe that offers you the most?
—No, you don’t see. Forgive me, you Terrans are very simpleminded people, for all your marvelous Otis elevators and starships (this does not embarrass me to say because it is meant to help you understand yourself; if you were !tang you would have to pay for it). You see, there are three mercantile classes. Things and services may be of no worth, of measurable worth, or of infinite worth. Land has never been classified before, and it may belong in any of the categories.
—But Uncle! The Lafitte and I have offered to buy the land. Surely that eliminates the first class.
—O you poor Terran. I would hate to see you try to buy a fish. You must think of all the implications.
—I die. I, uh, have a terrible fever in my head and it gets hotter and hotter until my head is on fire, a forge, a star. I set the world on fire and everybody dies. O the embarrassment. What implications?
—Here is the simplest. If the land has finite value, when at best all it does is keep things from falling all the way down, how much is air worth? Air is necessary for life, and it make fires burn. If you pay for land do you think we should let you have air for free?
—An interesting point, I said, thinking fast and !tangly. —But you have answered it yourself. Since air is necessary for life, it is of infinite value, and not one breath can be paid for with all the riches of the universe.
—O poor one, how can you have gotten through life without losing your feet? Air would be of infinite worth thus only if life were of infinite worth, and even so little as I know of your rich and glorious history proves conclusively that you place very little value on life. Other people’s lives, at any rate. Sad to say, our own history contains a similarly bonehungry period.
—Neither are we that way now, Uncle.
—I die. My brain turns to maggots. . . .
I talked with Uncle for an hour or so but got nothing out of it but a sore soft palate. When I got back to the hotel there was a message from Peter Lafitte, asking whether I would like to join him at Antoine’s for dinner. No, I would not like to, but under the circumstances it seemed prudent. I had to rent a formal tunic from the bellbot.
Antoine’s has all the piedevivre of a frozen halibut, which puts it on par with every other French restaurant off Earth. We started with an artichoke vinaigrette that should have been left to rot in the hydroponics tank. Then a filet of “beef” from some local animal that I doubt was even warm blooded. All this served by a waiter who was a Canadian with a fake Parisian accent.
But we also had a bottle of phony Pouilly-Fuissé followed by a bottle of ersatz Burgundy followed by a bottle of synthetic Château-d’Yquem. Then they cleared the table and set a bottle of brandy between us, and the real duel began. Short duel, it turned out.
“So how long is your vacation going to last?” I made a gesture that was admirably economical. “Not long at these prices.”
“Well, there’s always Slim Joan’s.” He poured himself a little brandy and me a lot. “How about yourself?”
“Ran into a snag,” I said. “Have to wait until I hear from Earth.”
“They’re not easy to work with, are they?”
“Terrans? I’m one myself.”
“The !tang, I mean.” He stared into his glass and swirled the liquor. “Terrans as well, though. Could I set to you a hypothetical proposition?”
“My favorite kind,” I said. The brandy stung my throat.
“Suppose you were a peaceable sort of fellow.”
“I am.” Slightly fuzzy, but peaceable.
“And you were on a planet to make some agreement with the natives.”
I nodded seriously.
“Billions of bux involved. Trillions.”
“That would really be something,” I said.
“Yeah. Now further suppose that there’s another Terran on this planet who, uh, is seeking to make the same sort of agreement.”
“Must happen all the time.”
“For trillions, Dick? Trillions?”
“Hyp’thetical trillions.” Bad brandy, but strong.
“Now the people who are employing you are ab-so-lute-ly ruthless.”
“Ma!ryso’ta,” I said, the !tang word for “bonehungry.” Close to it, anyway.
“That’s right.” He was starting to blur. More wine than I’d thought. “Stop at nothing. Now how would you go about warning the other Terran?”
My fingers were icy cold and the sensation was crawling toward my elbows. My chin slipped off my hand and my head was so heavy I could hardly hold it up. I stared at the two fuzzy images across the table. “Peter.” The words came out slowly, then not at all: “You aren’t drinking. . . .”
“Terrible brandy, isn’t it?” My vision went away, although it felt as if my eyes were still open. I heard my chin hit the table.
“Waiter?” I heard the man come over and make sympathetic noises. “My friend has had a little too much to drink. Would you help me get him to the bellbot?” I couldn’t even feel them pick me up. “I’ll take this brandy. He might want some in the morning.” Jolly.
I finally lapsed into unconsciousness while we were waiting for the elevator, the bellbot lecturing me about temperance. I woke up the next afternoon on the cold tile floor of my suite’s bathroom. I felt like I had been taken apart by an expert surgeon and reassembled by an amateur mechanic. I looked at the tile for a long time. Then I sat for a while and studied the interesting blotches of color floating between my eyes and my brain. When I thought I could survive it, I stood up and took four Hangaways.
I sat and started counting. Hangaways hit you like a pile driver. At eighty the adrenaline shock came. Tunnel vision and millions of tiny needles being pushed out through your skin. Rivers of sweat. Cathedral bells tolling, your head the clapper. Then the dry heaves and it was over.
I staggered to the phone and ordered some clear soup and a couple of cold beers. Then I stood in the shower and contemplated suicide. By the time the soup came I was contemplating homicide.
The soup stayed down and by the second beer I was feeling almost human. Neanderthal, anyhow. I made some inquiries. Lafitte had checked out. No shuttle had left, so he was either still on the planet or he had his own ship, which was possible if he was working for the outfit I suspected he was working for. I invoked the holy name of Hartford, trying to find out to whom his expenses had been billed. Cash.
I tried to order my thoughts. If I reported Lafitte’s action to the Guild he would be disbarred. Either he didn’t care, because they were paying him enough to retire in luxury – for which I knew he had a taste – or he actually thought I was not going to get off the planet alive. I discarded the dramatic second notion. Last night he could have more easily killed me than warned me. Or had he actually tried to kill me, the talk just being insurance in case I didn’t ingest a fatal dose? I had no idea what the poison could have been. That sort of knowledge isn’t relevant to my line of work.
I suppose the thoroughly rational t
hing would have been to sit tight and let him have the deal. The fortunes of Starlodge were infinitely less important to me than my skin. He could probably offer more than I could, anyhow.
The phone chimed. I thumbed the vision button and a tiny haystack materialized over the end table.
—Greetings. How is the weather?
—Indoors, it’s fine. Are you Uncle?
—Not now. Inside the Council Building I am Uncle.
—I see. Can I perform some worthless service for you?
—For yourself perhaps.
—Pray continue.
—Our Council is meeting with Lafitte this evening, with the hope of resolving this question about the mercantile nature of land. I would be embarrassed if you did not come, too. The meeting will be at *ala’ang in the Council Building.
—I would not cause embarrassment. But could it possibly be postponed?
He exposed his arms. —We are meeting.
He disappeared and I spent a few minutes translating *ala’ang into human time. The !tang divide their day into a complicated series of varying time intervals depending on the position of the suns and state of appetite and estrous condition. Came to a little before ten o’clock, plenty of time.
I could report Lafitte, and probably should, but decided I’d be safer not doing so, retaining the threat of exposure for use as a weapon. I wrote a brief description of the situation – and felt a twinge of fear on writing the word Syndicate – and sealed it in an envelope. I wrote the address of the Hartford Translators’ Guild across the seal and bounced up to the courier’s office.
Estelle Dorring stared at me when I walked into the office. “Ricardo! You look like a corpse warmed over!”
“Rough night,” I said. “Touch of food poisoning.”
“I never eat that tang stuff.”
“Good policy.” I set the envelope in front of her. “I’m not sure whether to send this or not. If I don’t come get it before the next shuttle, take it to Armpit and give it to the next Earth courier.”
She nodded slowly and read the address. “Why so mysterious?”
“Just a matter of Guild ethics. I wanted to write it down while it was still fresh. Uh . . .” I’d never seen a truly penetrating stare before. “But I might have more information tonight that would invalidate it.”
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