by Simon Hawke
"I take it then that you’re not new to the frontier, sir," Learoyd said to Delaney.
"I’ve just transferred in from Simia, but I’ve been out here before," said Finn."Haveyou three been here long" "
"All our bloomin’ lives, seems like," said Mulvaney. He turned to Lucas. "You’ll love it, Father. In the summer the ‘eat’ll blister the skin o’ your back right through your uniform. In the winter it’s cold enough to freeze your bleedin’ ba-er, it’s very cold, sir, I can assure you o’ that." He cast a sheepish glance at Andre.
"Well, fortunately, Private Mulvaney," she said, "I lack that especially vulnerable portion of the human anatomy, so perhaps I’ll bear up in this climate."
Mulvaney looked shocked, and Learoyd threw back his head and laughed. "I believe you will, miss. It takes spirit to survive on the frontier. And you’ll need all the spirit you can muster if you’re off to the high country to mingle with those Pathan heathens."
"I hope to do something about that," said Lucas. "We’ve travelled a long way to bring the tribes modern medicine and the Lord’s word."
"Well, the medicine they might well welcome, I’ll grant you that," said Learoyd. "As for the Lord’s word, if you’ll forgive my speakin’ bluntly, I think you’re wastin’ your time. Tryin’ to get a Pathan to turn the other cheek would be akin to tryin’ to teach a mule to run at steeplechase."
"That’s the truth of it, Father," said Mulvaney. "You give ‘em gold an’ they’ll convert right quick, but they’ll go and reconvert themselves to their butcherin’ ways the minute they take a fancy to, and that minute will come quicker if they suspect you’ve got more gold on you."
"Let me tell you a bit about these Pathans, Father, — said Ortheris. "They’re the most contrary bunch o’ savages the good Lord ever made, and I’ll be hanged if I can figure why ‘e made ‘em to begin with. Picture this for a pretty creature-a filthy Afghan with the beak of a vulture and eyes like a snarlin’ wolf; a great, shaggy, black beard, and a mouth forever set in cruelty. ‘E’s wearing a blue turban, which like as not hasn’t seen a washin’ in at least a month or two, and a long white robe, all tattered and begrimed. ‘E’s got on baggy trousers tied down at the ankles, and a tunic with charms and whatnot round ‘is neck. Round ‘is waist ‘c’s got a wide sash what ‘olds a pistol and a brace o’ knives long as your arm, as well as one o’ those sharp charra knives like what you’ve seen back in the bazaar. You can drop a lady’s scarf upon one o’ those long blades, an’ it’ll slice it neat as you please. To complete the picture, put a long jezail into ‘is hand and tuck a flower in ‘is ear, and there you ‘ave your pretty rosy Pathan, thorns an’ all. You oughtta see them do their sword dances, leapin’ and caperin’ like dogs tearin’ at a piece o’ meat. Like as not they didn’t prepare you for that lot in the seminary, eh, Father""
"No, they most certainly did not," said Lucas. "But I must admit they sound like a fascinating people. "
"They’ll fascinate you with a knife right through your gullet, beggin’ your pardon, Father," Learoyd said. "Far be it from me to tell a missionary priest his Christan duty; I’ve met enough men of the cloth to know they’ll take the Lord’s word into the jaws of Hell if that’s where they see fit to go, but it’s no country for a woman, Father. If I were you, I’d send Miss Cross here back to Simia, where a lady can be treated like a lady. You’d be doin’ her a favor, and that’s God’s truth."
"In other words, Private Learoyd," Andre said, "‘you’re saying that you do not think me fit for such a challenge""
"No offence, miss," Learoyd said, "but the Pathan highlands are no place for one of the weaker sex."
She smiled. "Weaker, Private Learoyd""
"I do not impute your strength of spirit, miss," said Learoyd, "I speak of physical strength. It’s a hard land you plan on goin’ to."
"And you are strong enough to brave the dangers, whereas I am not"" said Andre.
Learoyd grinned. "Well, I’m a man, miss. And dealin’ with the Pathans is a man’s work."
"Prove it," she said, setting her elbow on the table in position for an arm wrestle. "Prove I’m weaker than you, and I may reconsider my position."
Mulvaney roared and slapped the table. "Now that’s what I call spunk!" he said. "Go on, Learoyd, me son, lave a go. It’s as good an excuse to ‘old a lady’s ‘and as any! "
— Surely you’re joking," said Learoyd.
Andre stared at him deadpan, her hand still held ready to grasp his.
"Come now, miss, I’d be loath to hurt you," said Learoyd. "This is foolishness. I’m right sorry if I hurt your pride. I’ll take it back now, right""
"You said you were stronger than I," said Andre. "I say you’re a liar. Prove you’re not.
"Now, miss," said Learoyd, clearly annoyed, — that’s no way to talk. Tell her I meant no offence, Father, and we’ll leave it at that."
Lucas shrugged. "Miss Cross, as I have learned, is a woman of an independent thought and unusual talents. Once she has made her mind up, she will not be dissuaded. You’ve made a statement you purport is true, Private. It appears you’ll have to prove it or have it known you were afraid to.
"What a load of rubbish, said Learoyd. He frowned. "Right, then." He put up his elbow and grasped Andre’s hand. "I’ll be as gentle as I can, miss. But mind now, you insisted on this. Say when, Mulvaney. "
"On three," said the burly private. "One … two … three! "
Learoyd’s hand smacked the table before he knew what happened. His eyes grew wide. Ortheris spat tea as he tried to keep from laughing.
"That wasn’t fair," said Andre. "You weren’t even trying. You were going to give in a little, just to humour me. One more time, and this time for real." She put up her arm again.
"Faith, and you’re a different sort of woman al-together," said Learoyd. ‘Very well, then. But this time I won’t hold back. I give you fair warning."
"I expect no less than for you to do your best," said Andre.
"Mulvaney," said Learoyd.
"Rigpt. One … two … three!"
Both exerted pressure on the signal. Learoyd’s mouth dropped open as Andre’s arm refused to budge. Ortheris and Mulvaney, thinking he was toying with her, started chuckling, but it became apparent to them in a moment that Learoyd wasn’t fooling, that he was exerting all his strength to try and put her down and he wasn’t getting anywhere. They stared at the contest in astonishment.
"Blimey!" said Mulvaney. "I must be dreamin’!"
"Corne on, Learoyd!" said Ortheris. "You can’t let a woman put you down, now can you""
Mulvaney frowned."Stop muckin’ about, me son."
"Who’s muckin’ about"" said Learoyd. "She’s as strong as I am!"
"Only as strong"" Andre said, smiling. Learoyd’s arm slowly began to give.
"Well, I’ll be buggered!" said Mulvaney, forgetting he was in the presence of a priest. Both he and Ortheris started to cheer Learoyd on, but it was to no avail. Learoyd gritted his teeth; Learoyd turned red with effort; Learoyd grunted; Learoyd strained, and his arm was still inexorably forced lower until at last the back of his hand touched the surface of the table.
Learoyd gasped as Andre let him go. Ortheris shook his head with amazement. "If I ‘adn’t seen it for my-self," he said, "I’d never ‘ave believed it!"
"Learoyd, that was a disgraceful exhibition, mate," Mulvaney said. Wait’ll the lads in B Comp’ny find out about this!"
" You have a go at her!" said Learoyd. "She’s got the strength of a bloody dockworker! "
Mulvaney, of course, had to rise to the occasion, and being at least twice as strong as Learoyd, he was able to put Andre down, but not without some effort. "Well, sod me!" said Mulvaney, then realised what he had said and flushed.
"It’s quite all right, Private Mulvaney," said Andre.
"Miss Cross is a most unusual and surprising woman, wouldn’t you agree"" said Lucas.
Andre was rubbing her arm.
"I ‘aven’
t done you any ‘arm, ‘ave I, mum"" said Mulvaney, genuinely concerned. "Nothin’ against you, y’understand, but I’m quite strong, an’ you just ‘ad a good match with Learoyd, ‘ere."
"I’m all right," said Andre, though her arm was sore and her hand felt as if it had been squeezed in a vice.
"I take back everything I said," Learoyd said with admiration. "Tell me, miss, how did you come to be so strong" It’s truly remarkable. "
"I grew up on a farm," said Andre truthfully, for she did grow up on a farm in the Basque country of the Pyrenees in the 12th century. She did not mention that a large part of her strength was due to having been raised as a boy who was trained to be a squire to a knight. The not inconsiderable weight of an English broadsword did wonders for arm development.
"Well, I’ll grant you this, miss," said Learoyd, "if any white woman was fit enough to travel among the Pathans, that woman is yourself. Though why anyone would want to go there is beyond me."
"Why do you go, Private Learoyd" " Andre said.
"Because I’m a Tommy, miss, and I go where I’m ordered," Learoyd said.
"That isn’t the real reason," Andre said. "If the duty was unbearable to you, ways could be found to avoid it. You could request a transfer. If no other option were available, you could even take more drastic measures. As a nurse, I’ve seen many cases where men had avoided duty due to being accidentally wounded in some manner, and though I’m not a physician, it didn’t take one to see that the wounds were self-inflicted."
Learoyd looked scandalised. "Now what sort of a man would do a thing like that, miss" That’s a coward’s way!"
"I see," said Andre. "Then it becomes a question of priorities. If survival were your first priority, then you would pursue any course that would ensure it. Yet if shooting yourself in the foot is something you would regard as cowardly and dishonourable, then clearly you have other priorities that take precedence over survival. Honour, for example. Displaying bravery in battle. Perhaps hand in hand with those go the desire for adventure and the thrill of undertaking a challenge. Those are not exclusively masculine attributes, Private Learoyd. If I were to turn around and go back to the capital at Simla, after having come all this way, I would be avoiding a duty, in a manner of speaking. If I were a man, you’d call that cowardly, wouldn’t you" ‘,
"I suppose I would at that, miss," said Learoyd.
"When were you and Miss Cross plannin’ to depart upon your journey, Father"" said Mulvaney.
"We were hoping that we’d be able to travel with the regiment," said Lucas. "At least, most of the way, until it became necessary for us to strike out on our own."
"I can’t see as where that’d be a problem," said Mulvaney. "The regiment can always use another doctor on a long march."
"In that case we’d best be on our way to the cantonrnent." said Delaney. "I need to report in, and the Father here needs to speak with the commanding officer. "
"That would be General Sir Bindon Blood," said Learoyd. "He’s the chief of staff."
"What sort of men is he"" said Delaney.
"Is this an officer asking an enlisted man his opinion of another officer"" Learoyd said, grinning.
"No," said Finn, smiling, "this is merely one soldier asking another’s opinion of a mutual superior."
"Ah, I see," said Learoyd. "Well, in that case, what you think of Brigadier-General Sir Bindon Blood will depend entirely upon your personality. As far as his qualities as a soldier are concerned, they’re absolutely first rate. You share a common heritage in that you’re both Irish, though I daresay his clan is probably a great deal older than yours, sir. The general came out of the Indian Military College at Addiscombe, so he’s more than well enough prepared for service on the frontier. He first held a commission in the Royal Engineers and came to India in ‘71, where he saw active service with the Jawaki Expedition. He then went to fight in the Zulu War in ‘79, followin’ which he fought in the Afghan War. Then off to Egypt with the Highland Brigade and a right set-to at Tel-el-Kebir. Khedive’s Star, medal and clasp and the third class of the Medjidic. Back in India again, he reorganised the Sappers and Miners and was appointed chief of staff to Sir Robert Low. He’s put in a hard thirty-seven years of soldierin’, plays a keen game of polo, and has taken game from wild pig to tiger in these parts. There’s some that like him, some that don’t, but you won’t find any to dispute that Cap’n Blood’s one damned fine soldier. "
"Cap’n Blood"" said Andre."I thought you said he was a general""
" ‘E is, mum," said Mulvaney. "We call ‘im Cap’n Blood ‘cause ‘e’s descended from the ruddy pirate o’ the same name. "
"And right proud ‘e is of it, to boot," said Ortheris.
"If an army’s to be sent to fight the bloody Pathans, then Blood’s the man to lead it," Learoyd said, with a chuckle. "I don’t envy you the task you’ve set yourself, Father. The tribes are restless, and it’ll be hard preachin’ to them when you’re English, if it’s the English they’ll be fightin’."
"But it isn’t I who will be fighting them," said Lucas. "I’m not a soldier, but a man of God."
"The mullahs may ‘ave a thing or two to say ‘bout that as well," said Ortheris. "You’re forgettin’, Father, you’ll be more than just a rival to ‘em. You’ll be a rival who can give the tribes the benefit o’ modern medicine, which no fakir or ‘oly man can do."
"That’s true enough, Father," said Learoyd. "The mullahs will want you out. Failin’ that, they’ll doubtless want you dead. You’d be vastly better off settin’ up shop in an army fort and havin’ the sick people come to you, rather than goin’ out and doin’ your doctorin’ and preachin’ in the hills."
"But then I wouldn’t know what’s happening in the hills, would I"" said Lucas. "The only tribes people who’d come to a fort would be those who were desperately ill and could make the journey. No, if a missionary is to succeed, he has to go out among the people."
"Then all I can say is good luck to you, Father," said Mulvaney. "There’s strange rumblin’s up in the ‘ills, and you mark me words, there’ll be the devil to pay before we make an end of it."
"What do you mean"" said Andre.
"You’ll find out soon enough, miss," said Learoyd. "And when you do, you might well wish you’d taken my advice and gone back to Simla. "
Chapter 3
General Sir Bindon Blood paced back and forth across the floor, his hands clasped behind his back, his eyes seeming to stare off into infinity as he spoke. He was a striking, robust figure of a man, dressed in khakis and highly polished riding boots. He bore himself erect and his slightest movement reflected a charismatic magnetism. Even his pacing seemed dramatic. Despite the sweat stains on his uniform blouse, he seemed to be completely unaffected by the oppressive heat. He had either grown accustomed to it or had simply decided that it wasn’t going to bother him.
"As a physician, Father," he was saying, "you would certainly be most welcome to acccompany us on the march. We shall be traveling with three full brigades, and we can doubtless expect casualties, not only from hostiles, but from the rough terrain we shall have to cover. Moreover, we shall have to cover it in a hurry. Yet I would dissuade you, if I could, from your plan of leaving us to travel amongst the tribesmen. In that regard, the timing is most unfortunate."
"How so, General"" said Lucas.
"We are in the middle of a situation which could lead to a full-scale frontier war, Father," General Blood said. " I have just received a telegram from the adjutantgeneral in India, appointing me to the command of the Malakand Field Force and instructing me to proceed at once to the relief of the garrison at Chakdarra. They are hard pressed, very hard pressed indeed. The army here on the frontier is continually faced with one insurrection after another. We must hold the Khyber Pass because it is the most direct route into India, and so there is ceaseless fighting in that great rift. Now, word reaches me that some new mullah, an Afridi holy man named Sayyid Akbar, is preaching jehad and recruiting thousands
of tribesmen into his Ghazi army to prepare for the Night of the Long Knives. We must also hold the Malakand Pass because we need to keep the road to Chitral open. We must keep the road to Chitral open because some dunderhead decided that holding Chitral was essential to our Forward Policy. And so it goes, one dustup after another, simply because politicians look at points upon a map and make their decisions in utter ignorance of the character of the land or of its people. Meaning no disrespect, Father, but I fear you may have made the same sort of mistake. I wonder if you are fully aware of what it is you plan to undertake. I wonder if you know anything of the country.
"The land we’re going to is a savage wilderness. The Himalayas are nearly four hundred miles in breadth and more than sixteen hundred in length. The westernmost ranges of these mountains, the Hindu Kush, are all that divide our Eastern empire from territory controlled by Russia. The land has been cracked by time and gouged by torrential rainfall. It has been ravaged by ice and snow and baked by a merciless sun. Rainfall has cut mammoth gutters called nullahs into the silt deposits of the valleys. Sometimes these are great dry cracks in the land which form gorges up to one hundred feet deep and several hundred yards wide. Often they have streams flowing through them-not the sort of streams you see in our English countryside, but devilishly cold, fastflowing mountain rapids which, with the slightest degree of additional rainfall or snowmelt, become roaring and torrential rivers which can sweep you off your feet and dash you to pieces on jagged rocks. The mountains above the valleys are steep and rockstrewn, difficult to climb even for a seasoned alpinist.
"The inhabitants of these regions are utter savages. Tribe wars upon tribe. Khan attacks khan. Bloodfeuds are as common as trollops in Piccadilly. You take the ferocity of the Zulu, add it to the craft of the American redskin and the marksmanship of the Boer, and you have your Pathan, a violent, murderous aborigine. Every man jack of them is a soldier. Each one goes about armed to the teeth. And they dearly love to fight. We have a sizable number of them in our own forces, a mixed blessing at best, for like as not they’ll desert us whenever the mood strikes them and turn the Martinis we issue them back on us. Yet we cannot afford to do without them. We require the manpower; we need their skills and knowledge of the terrain. So long as we feed them regularly and give them something of a better standard of living than they can expect to find with their own tribes, as well as provide them with a license to kill with impunity, chances are they’ll remain with us and fight well for us, even against their own people. Such is the character of those you hope to convert to Christianity. They are a murderous, ignorant, and superstitious people, easily roused and well-nigh impossible to pacify.
