“Any other probing questions before you decide whether to poke holes in me with your car keys?” Roy-Boy asked.
“One,” Blackburn said. “Why are you bugging me?”
Roy-Boy grinned. There were chocolate smears on his teeth. “Am I bugging you? That’s not my intention. I just think we can help each other, like we did Wednesday. I take half, you take half. See, if we hit places together we’ll have less chance of trouble, because we’ll both be watching for it. And we could carry the big stuff. You see the advantages?”
“Yes.”
Roy-Boy held out his hand. “Then it’s a partnership.”
“No. I can see the advantages, but I don’t want them.”
Roy-Boy lowered his hand. “Why not? Because you don’t want to take ‘things people use’? Man, people use everything. They just don’t need all of it. If it’ll make your moral code happy, then I promise we won’t steal any insulin kits or dialysis machines. But a TV set ought to be fair game.”
“My moral code doesn’t have anything to do with it,” Blackburn said. “The problem is that I’m leaving town.” It wasn’t really a lie. He hadn’t been planning to leave, but he hadn’t been planning to stay either.
Roy-Boy looked surprised. “How come?”
“I never stay anywhere more than a few months.” That was most often because he had no choice, but Roy-Boy didn’t need to know that. “And I’ve been here since August, so another week and I’m gone. By Christmas for sure.”
“Where to?”
“Don’t know yet.”
Roy-Boy looked away and sighed. “Ain’t that the way it goes. I find a partner with morals, and he’s no sooner found than lost.” He opened the door and got out, leaving the box of donuts on the seat. “No hard feelings, though, hey?”
Blackburn said nothing.
“You don’t still want to kill me, do you?” Roy-Boy asked. His hand went into his sweatshirt pouch.
“No,” Blackburn said.
Roy-Boy stooped and peered in at him. “You should grow your hair into a ponytail,” he said. “All of the great statesman-philosophers had ponytails. Thomas Jefferson, for example, who philosophized about independence and freedom, and owned slaves. What a great world he created.” Roy-Boy straightened. “Have a good trip, Musician, and enjoy the donuts. I’m gonna get some more for myself. See, I only have one testicle, so I have to eat twice as much as most men in order to manufacture enough jism for my needs.” He turned and walked toward the donut shop.
Blackburn leaned over to pull the door shut, then wiped the fog from the windshield and watched Roy-Boy enter the shop. He still had the feeling that he should kill Roy-Boy, but he couldn’t think of a good reason why. All Roy-Boy had done was pester him. That might have been enough to warrant death, had it cost Blackburn anything, but it had cost him nothing but a little time. And now he had a free box of donuts, which pushed Roy-Boy’s behavior even further into a gray area.
He started the Duster. No matter what he felt, he would not kill someone for behavior that fell into a gray area. He required a clear reason. If he started killing people without such reasons, he would be in violation of his own ethics. It was bad enough that he had become a burglar. A man had to have his rules.
On the way home, he stopped at a convenience store and bought a can of Heet, which he poured into the Duster’s tank. Then he drove to his apartment and carried the box of donuts inside. Heather was in the bathroom with the door shut.
When she emerged, Blackburn was lying on the bed wearing nothing but a donut. Heather stayed two more hours, then said that she had to get home to study for finals. Blackburn was going to drive her, but the Duster refused to start. So Heather took a cab. After she had gone, Blackburn realized that he didn’t have her phone number or address. He might be able to find her at The Hoot again, but he wasn’t sure that he should. He liked her a lot, and he knew what that could lead to.
* * *
Blackburn was still in Houston the next Friday evening, watching a three-story apartment building in Bellaire. He had decided to leave the city by Christmas, but he needed traveling money. He had also decided that he had to stop breaking into houses and apartments, even if it meant working in fast food again. If he found some worthwhile items tonight, this would be his last day as a burglar.
He had not returned to The Hoot to look for Heather, and she had not come by his apartment to look for him. That was all right. They’d had twelve good hours together, which was twelve more than he’d had with most people, and he had the sense to leave well enough alone. It didn’t feel good, but good feelings had nothing to do with good sense.
The sun had set, and lights in some of the apartments had come on. Blackburn, sitting across the street in the Duster, noted the number of cars in the building’s lot and the number of apartments that were lit. He compared these numbers to those he had counted at other times since midafternoon, when he had started watching. He had been careful—sometimes driving by, sometimes parking a few blocks away and walking, and now parked under a broken streetlight—but he hadn’t observed this building for two or three entire days, as was his habit. He had figured that some of the residents would have already left for Christmas vacations, and their apartments would be easy to spot. He had been right. Two apartments on the top floor were staying dark, as were three on the second floor, and one on the first. Two other apartments had lights that had been on since he’d started watching, and he didn’t think anyone was home. He would wait a few more hours to be sure. He could turn on the radio now and then to keep from getting bored.
He was listening to a ZZ Top song when the back of his neck tingled. He looked around and saw a man standing under a streetlight in front of the apartment building. The man was wearing a black sweatsuit, and his hair was pulled back in a ponytail. He was pointing at Blackburn and waggling his thumb. It was Roy-Boy.
Blackburn turned off the radio. He gave Roy-Boy a violent sidearm wave, trying to tell him to go away. But Roy-Boy stayed put, still pointing. Someone would drive by and notice him before long. Blackburn changed his wave to a “come here” gesture, then unzipped his coat and reached inside. He opened the Velcro flap over the Python’s pouch.
Roy-Boy jogged across the street, his ponytail bouncing. He had put his hands into his sweatshirt pouch, so Blackburn had to take his own hand out of his coat to let him into the car. The smell of deodorant soap was even stronger than before. Blackburn wondered what Roy-Boy was trying to cover up.
“Evening, Musician,” Roy-Boy said. “Happy Friday the thirteenth.”
“I was here first,” Blackburn said.
Roy-Boy shook his head. “I’ve been watching that building since last Saturday. It’s mine.” He grinned. His teeth looked as if they were still stained with chocolate creme from the week before. “Unless you want to share. Two of the apartments on the top floor are rented by college students who’ve taken off for winter break. I’ve heard their stereos, and they sound expensive. They probably have VCRs and Sony Trinitrons too. We could clean ’em both in fifteen minutes, hit my fence in the morning, and be done.”
“I don’t use fences,” Blackburn said. “They’re crooks. And I already told you I’m not interested in teamwork. If you’ve been planning on this place for a week, you can have it. I’ll leave.”
Roy-Boy gave his gruntlike chuckle. “But don’t you see, Musician? That won’t work now. If you take off with nothing, I’ll be afraid that you’ll call the cops on me. So in self-defense, I’ll make a call of my own after I’ve done the job. I’ll describe you and your car, and when the cops ask the neighbors, some of them’ll remember seeing you hanging around. And we’ve got the same situation in reverse if you stay and I go. One or both of us gets screwed. You know where that leaves us?”
Blackburn was keeping his eyes on Roy-Boy’s, but his right hand was creeping back into his coat. He didn’t want to shoot Roy-Boy while they were inside the Duster, but he would if he had to.
“Wher
e?” he asked.
“MAD,” Roy-Boy said. “As in mutual assured destruction.” His right hand came out of the sweatshirt pouch with the .22. He pointed it at Blackburn’s face.
Blackburn froze with his hand on the Python’s butt.
“This is how I see it,” Roy-Boy said. “I have the advantage, but I’d have to waste you instantly, with one shot, or suffer retaliation. In other words, although you might be mortally wounded, you could still do me with your superior weapon. So our only choices are to work together or be destroyed. You feel like being destroyed?”
“No,” Blackburn said. He saw Roy-Boy’s point. “I’ll work with you this one time, but I can’t promise anything else. I still want to leave town.”
Roy-Boy nodded. “Fair enough. We’ve achieved diplomatic relations. Now comes the disarmament phase. Take out your pistol, slow. You can point it at me if you want, but I’ll be watching your hand. If the fingers start to flex, I’ll shoot. MAD, get it?”
Blackburn pulled out the Python and held it so that it pointed down at his own crotch.
“Careful or you’ll wind up like me,” Roy-Boy said. “A one-ball wonder. Of course, mine’s the size of an orange.”
“Mine aren’t. I’d just as soon keep them both.”
“Then put your gun on the seat between us. I’ll do the same. Our hands should touch, so we’ll each know if the other doesn’t let go of his weapon. This is known as the verification phase.” Roy-Boy turned his pistol so that it pointed downward. “Begin now.”
They moved as slow as sloths. The pistols clicked together on the vinyl seat. The men’s hands touched. Blackburn waited until he felt Roy-Boy’s hand begin to rise, and then he lifted his own hand as well.
“So far so good,” Roy-Boy said. “Where’s your tote bag?”
“Under the seat.”
Roy-Boy clucked his tongue. “I can’t have you reaching under there. We’ll have to find a grocery sack or something in the apartment. That acceptable to you?”
“I suppose so.”
“In that case,” Roy-Boy said, “we can get out of the car. Doors open at the same time.”
“We can’t leave the guns on the seat,” Blackburn said. “Someone’ll see them.”
“No, they won’t. Once we’re outside, take off your coat and throw it back inside to cover them. That’ll also assure me that you aren’t packing another piece.”
“What’s to assure me that you aren’t?”
“Good point. Okay, as you take off your coat, I’ll take off my sweatshirt. The pants too, if you want. I’m just wearing shorts and a T-shirt underneath.”
Blackburn took his keys from the ignition. “All right,” he said. “Lock your door on the way out.” He and Roy-Boy opened the doors and got out. Blackburn took off his coat while watching Roy-Boy pull off his sweatshirt on the other side of the car. It was like a weird dance. Cars going by on the street illuminated the performance with their headlights. Roy-Boy’s face went from light to dark to light again, and then disappeared as the sweatshirt came up over his head. But even while Roy-Boy’s head was inside the sweatshirt, the eyes were visible through the neck opening. They didn’t blink.
Blackburn tossed his coat into the car, covering the pistols. Roy-Boy tossed his sweatshirt in on top of the coat. Then they closed the doors. The Duster shuddered.
“What’s in your shirt pocket?” Roy-Boy asked.
“Penlight.”
“Okay. It’s a tool of the trade, so keep it. Now put your keys away, and we can meet at the rear bumper. It’ll be our Geneva.”
Blackburn put his keys into a jeans pocket, and he and Roy-Boy walked behind the car. Blackburn was wearing a long-sleeved shirt, but he was cold. He crossed his arms for warmth. Roy-Boy’s gray T-shirt was cut off at the midriff, but he seemed comfortable. His bare arms swung at his sides. When the two men met at the bumper, Roy-Boy held out his right hand. Blackburn kept his arms crossed.
“Pants,” he said.
Roy-Boy shucked off his sweatpants and turned around to show Blackburn that he was unarmed. His legs were pale and hairless. They looked shaved.
“That’s enough,” Blackburn said, suppressing revulsion.
Roy-Boy pulled his sweatpants back on, then held out his hand again. “Ratify our treaty,” he said, “and I won’t ask you to take off your pants too. I’ll believe that your moral code won’t allow you to hide a second weapon from me. That ruler in your back pocket I’ll let go, since it’s a tool of the trade too.”
They shook hands. Roy-Boy’s was dry and cold. He held on too long. Blackburn pulled free.
Roy-Boy looked across the street at the apartment building. “Top floor, second unit,” he said. It was one of the apartments that had stayed dark. “Two bedrooms. Its collegiate occupants have gone home to Daddy for Jesus’ birthday and left all their shit behind.”
“Jewelry first,” Blackburn said. “Then I’ll help you carry one big thing, and that’s all. Once I’m out, I’m not going back in. And my car’s not for hire to haul freight. You have a vehicle?”
“Yeah. That black Toyota in the lot. Yesterday its former owner rode away in a car with snow skis on top. So it’s mine now.”
Blackburn couldn’t object. He had stolen cars himself, and didn’t think he was in any position to cast a stone.
* * *
Blackburn and Roy-Boy crossed the street and climbed the stairs that zigzagged up the face of the building. It was almost midnight, but TVs and stereos were turned up loud in some of the lighted apartments. Blackburn was glad. Two burglars would make more noise than one, but the ambient sound might cover it. And every apartment’s drapes were closed, so none of the residents would see them.
They reached the top balcony and apartment 302. “You’re the front-door specialist,” Roy-Boy whispered.
Blackburn tried the knob. The door had a half inch of play. As at his last burglary, the deadbolt hadn’t been set. People who didn’t set their deadbolts were asking to be robbed. He reached into his back pocket and pulled out the metal ruler. In a few seconds the door popped open, and Blackburn and Roy-Boy went inside.
Blackburn took the penlight from his shirt pocket and turned it on. The pale circle of light revealed that the apartment was well furnished. A thick carpet muffled the men’s footsteps.
“Ooh, lookee here,” Roy-Boy said. “A Sony Trinitron. Tell you what—I have great night vision, so I don’t need the light. I’ll unhook the TV cable and look around in here, and you see what you can find in the other rooms.”
Blackburn couldn’t think of a reason against the plan, so he went into the blue-tiled kitchen and took a black plastic trash bag from a roll under the sink. Then he stepped into the hall. Here the penlight revealed four doors, two on each side. The first door on the right was open, and he saw more blue tile. The bathroom. He opened the door across from it and found a linen closet stacked with towels. It smelled like a department store, so he leaned inside and breathed deep. It wasn’t a smell he was crazy about, but it cleared his head of Roy-Boy’s deodorant-soap stink.
He continued down the hall and opened the next door on the right. This was a small bedroom, as clean as a church. There was a brass cross on the wall and stuffed animals on the dresser. The window was open, and Blackburn’s neck tingled from the cold. White curtains puffed out over the narrow bed. The bed had a white coverlet with a design of pink and blue flowers.
A jewelry box on the dresser contained only a small silver cross on a chain. It was worth maybe thirty dollars at a pawn shop, but Blackburn left it. He himself had given up on Jesus while still a child, having seen more evidence of sin than of salvation, but he didn’t want to mess with someone else’s devotion. He found nothing else of value in the room, so he started back into the hall. Then he paused in the doorway.
The window was open. Even the screen was open. But no one was home.
He looked at the closed door across the hall and turned off his penlight. Then he stepped across, droppin
g the trash bag, and turned the doorknob. He moved to one side as the door swung inward, and caught a whiff of rust and vanilla. He stood against the wall and listened for a few seconds, but heard only Roy-Boy rummaging in the living room and the dull thumping of a stereo in another apartment.
Then he looked around the doorjamb. Except for the gray square of a curtained window, the room was black. He turned the penlight back on and saw the soles of two bare feet suspended between wooden bars. The toes pointed down. He shifted the penlight and saw that the wooden bars were at the foot of a bed.
A nude woman lay on the bed face-down, spread-eagled, her wrists and ankles tied to the bedposts with electrical cords. She was bleeding from cuts on her back, buttocks, and thighs. Strands of her brunette hair were stuck to her neck and shoulders. Her legs moved a little, pulling at their cords with no strength.
Blackburn sucked in a breath, then entered the room and closed the door. He dropped his penlight, found the wall switch, and turned on the ceiling light. He began to tremble. What he had smelled was blood and semen, and sugared pastry. There was a white cardboard box on the floor, and half-eaten donuts on the floor and the bed.
He stepped closer and saw a long shard of glass on the bed between the woman’s knees. One end of the shard was wrapped in white cloth tape. The glass and the tape were smeared with blood.
On the woman’s back, in thin red lines, were the words HI MUSICIAN.
Blackburn went to the head of the bed on the left side and knelt on the floor. The woman’s wrists were tied so that her arms angled upward. Her face was in her pillow. Even this close, he couldn’t hear her breathing. But he saw her back moving. There were teeth marks on her shoulders.
He lifted her head and turned her face toward him. The face was Heather’s. Her eyes opened, and they widened as she recognized him. Her mouth was covered with duct tape. He pulled the tape away and then saw that a donut had been stuffed into her mouth. She tried to cough it out, but couldn’t.
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