by Brian Haig
“Her purse was stolen.”
“Was anything stolen from Cuthburt or Fiorio?”
“I don’t… well, nobody mentioned it.”
“Fiorio’s purse was on the floor of the car. I saw it.”
“Go on.”
“Now think about this. Lisa was a lawyer. She always carried a briefcase. Where’s that briefcase?”
“How would I know?”
“I searched her apartment. It wasn’t there. I called her office at the Pentagon; not there either. I think her briefcase was stolen also.” She added, “And her computer was stolen from her apartment, right?”
“There are many possible explanations for the thefts, assuming her briefcase was stolen.” Then I asked, “Why didn’t you bring this to Spinelli’s attention?”
“Because, if I’m right, the police will blow it.”
“How?… Why?”
“What will the police do?”
“Standard procedure. They’ll start interrogating the firm to see what cases Lisa was involved with.”
“And how will your firm respond?”
I was starting to see where this was going. “Like any law firm, they’ll tell the cops it’s all legally protected, confidential information, and tell them to stuff it.”
“And if somebody in the firm is involved?”
“I’ve got it. A lot of burn bags will be carried out of the building over the next few days.”
She had obviously thought this through, and she concluded, accurately, “There won’t be a trace of evidence left.”
I suggested, “And that’s why you want me involved?”
When she didn’t reply to that, I filled in the blank. “You want me to spy on the firm.”
“Spy is a very ugly word.” She stroked her hair and added, “Perhaps nose around a little. But not unless you want to.”
“Want to? Excuse me, isn’t there something in the legal canon that makes that taboo?” I added, “That wasn’t a question.”
“Murder is taboo, also.”
“Janet, you’ve got a missing computer, and maybe a missing briefcase, with dozens of possible explanations, and you think that means there’s a serial killer in one of the most prestigious law firms in the country.”
“Did I say there was a killer in the firm?”
“You implied it.”
“I did not. I suggested a connection.”
“No.” I emphasized, “I mean it-No.”
“Well, I respect your decision.” She paused, then said, “The stolen computer indicates her killer was concerned about an electronic message or file. Get me in to look at Lisa’s computer.”
“Sure. We’ll walk in together, and I’ll say, ‘Excuse me, but my friend here wants to see who murdered her sister. So if you don’t mind, she’s going to log onto our secure computers, browse through our confidential information, and see if she can find which of you bastards did it. ’”
“I think it would be more clever if you escorted me to your office and stepped outside for a minute.”
“And if you’re caught?”
“I’ll say I need her e-mail addresses so I can invite her friends to the funeral. Okay?”
Definitely not okay. Every piece of evidence screamed that Lisa was the victim of a murderous maniac who chose her because the demons inside his head said she was the right flavor for that day. I looked her dead in the eye and said, “Absolutely not.”
Well, Elizabeth the receptionist looked up when Janet and I entered, and she said, “Major Drummond, you haven’t been around the past few days.”
“I was in lockup.”
“Lockup?”
“Yeah. Seems a guy who looked like me knocked off a bank three blocks from here.”
“A bank?”
“A small local branch. Only ten grand was stolen. My lawyer got me sprung.”
She reeled back into her seat.
I said, “But I was in Cleveland that day. I’ve got witnesses… a dozen of them.”
She chuckled and in her stuffy English voice said, “Oh… you’re making a silly joke.”
Without smiling back, I said, “Elizabeth, this is Janet Morrow. I’m signing her in.”
Elizabeth mumbled something as we headed down the hallway to my office. I walked to my desk, flipped on the computer, and neither of us spoke as it booted up. I wondered how I had allowed myself to be talked into this. What kind of exercise do you do to get a backbone?
The screen appeared and I mentioned, “I don’t know Lisa’s password.”
Pointing at my chair, she said, “May I?” She settled in and studied the screen. She positioned the magic arrow, gave it a little tap, and two boxes appeared, one for the user’s name, one for the user’s password. She typed in Lisa’s name, then tried a password. A bunch of stars appeared in the box, but whatever she tried caused an “Incorrect Password” message to flash onto the screen.
Janet sat back in her chair, thought for a few seconds, tapped a few more times, then six more tries without success.
I said, “Let me try,” and bent over her shoulder. I typed in “J-A-G,” and bingo, we had liftoff.
Janet said, “That’s so obvious.”
“No, it was brilliant. Simply brilliant.”
She laughed. But the screen showed only three e-mails in Lisa’s mailbox. Janet popped them open: administrative messages from the firm. Lisa was the fastidious type and it made sense that she had wiped the slate clean of her personal messages before she returned to the Army. Somewhere inside the belly of the server were probably electronic imprints of everything she ever wrote on the computer, but recovering those files was beyond our competence levels.
Janet maneuvered the mouse around and finally brought up Lisa’s e-mail address book. If I failed to mention it, Lisa Morrow was a very popular girl. Janet scrolled down, and there were, I estimated, easily two hundred e-mail addresses.
Janet informed me, “I’m going to send a mass mailing that includes all these addresses to my personal computer. When we have the funeral figured out, I’ll just mass-mail a blanket announcement to all these addresses.”
It took her a few minutes to accomplish all that, and I then drove her back to the Four Seasons.
CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
Another day in Hell.
Late Sunday afternoon to be precise, a fine day, an Indian summer reprieve, sunbeams cascading through the windows, calculators clacking, and a trio of accountants at the end of the table heatedly debating the details of some obscure Bermuda partnership.
The city and suburbs outside these walls were experiencing a collective epileptic fit. The L. A. Killer, as he’d been anointed, had gone two nights without killing. Theories ran rampant. Maybe he’d had his fill. Maybe a broken-necked corpse was yet to be discovered. Maybe his next victim was among the many women who’d suddenly applied for panicked, unscheduled vacations, forcing him to stalk for a suitable replacement.
The D. C. phone lines were clogged with parents ringing up daughters and friends calling one another to make sure they were still alive. Police stations were inundated with requests to check on the safety of young women who failed to answer calls. A hotline had been opened and hundreds of sightings and scares were phoned in.
Serial killers are generally a phenomenon of the West. Californian and northwestern cities get them like clockwork. One week it’s the ghoul in Seattle who lops off arms, the next it’s the creep in San Bernardino who torches prostitutes. Ever since Charlie Manson struck terror into hearts, the citizenry react with a sort of tame horror and it’s steady as she goes.
The occasional monster turns up in Philadelphia, Chicago, or New York. But Washington, D. C., aside from that freakish sniper case, has been mostly immune. We regard ourselves as the metropolis of crack wars, terrorists airplanes, Watergates and Monica-gates. We have enough problems-serial killers aren’t welcome.
The city was hysterical and the media was driving spikes through its heart. Retired FBI profilers wer
e in huge demand on the news channels. The night before, Nightline had run an hour-long special with one who claimed he had worked on the L. A. Killer’s case three years before, said he had no doubt this was the same guy, said he was the toughest killer he’d ever come up against, said he varied his patterns and approaches to match his target, that he got off on the terror, and was likely single, reclusive, and insecure. He added that two witnesses had gotten a peek at the L. A. Killer’s back during one kidnapping; they described him as short, maybe five foot six, muscular like a former wrestler or gymnast, thick-shouldered and -necked, with dark hair worn in a ponytail.
But all that excitement and buzz was happening outside this room. Inside, flies were dropping out of the air, dead from boredom.
So I was seated in my corner chair, catatonically daydreaming about my options. Seven hundred and thirty grand a year. A hundred and thirty grand signing bonus. Nearly a million dollars my first year, and Tiffany had twice taken me to lunch to extol the company’s “awesome” benefits-health plan, annual stock options, free lunches, all the best the private sector has to offer. By our second lunch she was putting her hand on my arm, batting her doe-like lashes, and slyly intimating there might be other fringe benefits as well.
Now she was talking.
In truth, I had mentally moved past the issue of whether, and was indulging in fantasies about what-what to do with that money, and what to do to Tiffany.
“Excuse me.”
I looked up. A female accountant named Martha, who was the number-crunching ramrod, was holding forth a file and examining my face. She had a sort of mechanical voice, clipped, flat, and metallic, the way you’d imagine a female robot might speak. She asked, “How familiar are you with overseas partnerships?”
Was this a joke? Thus far, the accountants had brought me three issues for legal resolution. My contribution had been to compose short synopses of their queries and fax them to the firm to someone who gave a shit. Neither my alarming ignorance nor my complete apathy had gone undetected. Nobody in the room was taking me seriously, which was okay by me.
“Well, I dated a few German girls.”
A gurgling sound erupted from her throat. “No, silly. That’s not what I meant.”
“Well, Martha, what did you mean?”
She replied, “A lot of firms engage in external partnerships to share access, or marketing efforts, or as joint investment vehicles.”
“Go on.”
“Morris Networks has a partnership with a Bermudan company called Grand Vistas. The partnership was formed two years ago.”
“I’ve been to Bermuda,” I replied helpfully.
“Then surely you know it’s a very popular place for these partnerships.” She adjusted her glasses, warming to the topic. “Liberal accounting policies, friendly banks, and no taxes make it an ideal business nexus.”
“That’s exactly why I vacationed there.”
She was shaking her head. “Your firm did the legal work for this partnership with Grand Vistas. It’s a joint investment vehicle.”
“Of course it is. Now you know why we put it together.” She looked impressed, until I asked, “What the hell does that mean?”
“It means that Morris Networks and Grand Vistas swap.”
“Oh… right. I tried to swap spit with those German girls. From there, we could, you know, try some organ donation… but you’re not really interested in this, are you?”
She rolled her eyes. “I’m referring to the swapping of shares and network capacities. Under the Generally Accepted Accounting Principles, capacity exchanges allow both companies to treat swaps as sales and book immediate revenues.”
“And this is legal?”
“Yes… That’s what I said.”
“Oh…”
“Grand Vistas is apparently a holding company that has interests in several overseas telecommunications enterprises. Under a capacity swap, the two companies agree to exchange utilization of each other’s networks.”
“And the relevance of this is…?”
“It’s a very important relationship for Morris Networks. Last year, Morris booked three hundred million in revenue from Grand Vistas.”
Well, this was very fascinating, but my mind had already drifted back to how Tiffany might look unencumbered by all those silly clothes they made her wear around the office. “Does this lecture last much longer?”
Martha shuffled her feet. “Morris Networks booked roughly eighty million in swaps with Grand Vistas the first quarter of this fiscal period. We’re assuming the partnership remains in effect.”
“Yes?”
“We need to know the expected duration. Your law firm prepared the contracts.”
Well, this was annoying. It being Sunday, depending on their bent, the other members of the firm were probably off hitting the back nine at their country clubs, or sneaking into peep shows off Dupont Circle. I asked, “Can’t this wait till tomorrow?”
“If you’re willing to give us a two-day extension. Obviously, we can’t complete the projected revenues unless we know the duration of the contract.”
Well, obviously. I shook my head and walked to the bank of phones in the corner. My briefcase contained a list of the firm’s home numbers and I dialed Barry’s shiny house in the shiny suburb.
A woman’s voice answered, “Jessica Bosworth. May I help you?” Her accent was northeastern preppy, a little whiny in my view, suggesting she was suicidally depressed about her lousy marriage and the fact her husband was a short-dicked bed wetter. But I sometimes read too much into things. Kids were hollering in the background. Who could blame them, considering who their father was.
I introduced myself and informed her that I needed to speak with her husband. It took nearly two minutes before Barry came on. He explained that he and his wife were hosting a kid’s birthday party, and my timing was really lousy, and could we get this over with quickly. I said sure, explained what the accountants wanted, and he replied, “No problem. I prepared those contracts and negotiated the deal. I’m intimately familiar with the whole thing.”
“I knew you were the man, Barry.” I asked him, “So what’s the nature of the contract?”
“Cross-investment, and they swap network utilization.”
“Duration?”
“Four years, renewable. Since it was signed two years ago, it has at least two more years to run.”
“Under what conditions can either party back out?”
“No conditions. There’s no provisions for that in the contract.”
“No conditions… isn’t that unusual?”
A kid’s voice was still hollering in the background. Barry reminded me, “Drummond, I’m in a hurry here.” I heard an impatient sigh. “What are you, an expert in commercial contracts now?”
I just love having my own ignorance rubbed in my face. I replied, “I asked, isn’t that unusual?”
“Both…” The kid’s squeal got loud enough that Barry had to raise his voice to be heard. “Uh… look, both companies are very happy with the arrangement. Don’t worry about it, all right?”
I wasn’t worried about it. In fact, I didn’t give a rat’s ass about the contract. But it was Sunday afternoon and I was stuck in this room, with these people, because Barry put me here. And his kid probably had a stinky, barn-sized load of crap in his diapers, and was pulling frantically on his father’s pants leg. With a little effort I can be a real pain in the ass. Actually, without effort. I said, “Right, so I’ll just tell everybody to go home till tomorrow, when it’s more convenient for you to answer my questions.”
“Fuck off.”
Boy, was this getting fun. A woman’s increasingly indignant voice was screaming, “Barry… Barry…!”
“Hey, guess what?” I told Barry. “I just thought of a bunch more questions I need answered immediately. For starters-”
“Goddamn it, Drummond! Don’t fuck with that contract. You understand? You don’t know what in the hell you’re getting into.�
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“I don’t?”
“Uh…” The kid was now wailing and his wife was screaming at the top of her lungs, too.
He tried speaking over them, “It’s perfectly legal. Bo-” He screamed, “Would you shut up!”
Back to me, he said, “Both parties agreed to the conditions. That’s all you or the accountants need to know.”
“What did you mean the contract’s legal?”
“No. I, uh, I just meant the partnership is… ah, fuck…” He took a deep breath, then chuckled. “Hey, Sean… buddy, I’m trying to be helpful here.” He paused again as the kid’s voice moved up another couple of notches, and Barry must’ve slapped his hand over the mouthpiece, but not well enough, because I distinctly heard a loud slap and his muffled voice scream, “Shut the fuck up, you little monster!”
Geez. Time to reconsider the Daddy of the Year award I had planned to put Barry in for. A woman’s voice began barking and I could hear Barry bark back, losing not a single point on the nastiness factor. I distinctly heard the words “bitch” and “asshole” before a door slammed in the background.
Silence.
Barry then said to me, “Nobody held a gun to anybody’s head, Drummond. Everything’s fucking legal, all right? Morris Networks reports the partnership in a footnote with its annual filings to the SEC. You got all that? Now, you tell the accountants to book the fucking projections.”
I had never expressed the slightest doubt about the legality of the partnership. Barry raised that issue all by himself.
I said, “Hey, have a nice day.”
The phone went dead.
So, this was interesting. Barry hadn’t really confessed anything. In fact, he’d denied everything. The problem was he hadn’t been asked to deny anything.
You have to wonder why. And while you’re at it, recall that the pristine name of Sean Drummond would be scribbled on the blame line for this audit. If any part of it later proved false or misrepresentative, the SEC and American Bar Association would come trolling for moi’s ass. Could it be that Barry wanted me overseeing this audit precisely because of my incompetence?
