Though this narrative almost compelled me to laugh, yet I was really irritated with the Captain, for carrying his love of tormenting, – sport, he calls it, – to such barbarous and unjustifiable extremes. I consoled and soothed her as well as I was able, and told her that, since M. Du Bois had escaped, I hoped when she recovered from her fright, all would end well.
‘Fright, child! repeated she, ‘why that’s not half; – I promise you, I wish it was; but here I’m bruised from top to toe, and it’s well if ever I have the right use of my limbs again. However, I’m glad the villain got nothing but his trouble for his pains. But here the worst is to come, for I can’t go out, because I’ve got no curls, and so he’ll be escaped, before I can get to the Justice to stop him. I’m resolved I’ll tell Lady Howard how her man served me, for if he had n’t made me fling ’em away, I dare say I could have pinned them up well enough for the country.’
‘Perhaps Lady Howard may be able to lend you a cap that will wear without them.’
‘Lady Howard, indeed! why, do you think I’d wear one of her dowdies? No, I’ll promise you, I sha’n’t put on no such disguisement. It’s the unluckiest thing in the world that I did not make the man pick up the curls again; but he put me in such a passion, I could not think of nothing. I know I can’t get none at Howard Grove for love nor money, for of all the stupid places ever I see, that Howard Grove is the worst! there’s never no getting nothing one wants.’
This sort of conversation lasted till we arrived at our journey’s end; and then, a new distress occurred; Madame Duval was eager to speak to Lady Howard and Mrs Mirvan, and to relate her misfortunes, but she could not endure that Sir Clement or the Captain should see her in such disorder, for she said they were so ill-natured, that instead of pitying her, they would only make a jest of her disasters. She therefore sent me first into the house, to wait for an opportunity of their being out of the way, that she might steal up stairs unobserved. In this I succeeded, as the gentlemen thought it most prudent not to seem watching for her; though they both contrived to divert themselves with peeping at her as she passed.
She went immediately to bed, where she had her supper. Lady Howard and Mrs Mirvan both of them very kindly sat with her, and listened to her tale with compassionate attention; while Miss Mirvan and I retired to our own room, where I was very glad to end the troubles of the day in a comfortable conversation.
The Captain’s raptures, during supper, at the success of his plan, were boundless. I spoke, afterwards, to Mrs Mirvan, with the openness which her kindness encourages, and begged her to remonstrate with him upon the cruelty of tormenting Madame Duval so causelessly. She promised to take the first opportunity of starting the subject, but said he was, at present, so much elated that he would not listen to her with any patience. However, should he make any new efforts to molest her, I can by no means consent to be passive. Had I imagined he would have been so violent, I would have risked his anger in her defence much sooner.
She has kept her bed all day, and declares she is almost bruised to death.
Adieu, dear Sir. What a long letter have I written! I could almost fancy I sent it you from London!
Letter Three
Evelina in continuation
Howard Grove, May 15th
This insatiable Captain, if left to himself, would not, I believe, rest, till he had tormented Madame Duval into a fever. He seems to have no delight but in terrifying or provoking her, and all his thoughts apparently turn upon inventing such methods as may do it most effectually.
She had her breakfast again in bed yesterday morning; but during ours, the Captain, with a very significant look at Sir Clement, gave us to understand, that he thought she had now rested long enough to bear the hardships of a fresh campaign.
His meaning was obvious, and, therefore, I resolved to endeavour immediately to put a stop to his intended exploits. When breakfast was over, I followed Mrs Mirvan out of the parlour, and begged her to lose no time in pleading the cause of Madame Duval with the Captain. ‘My love,’ answered she, ‘I have already expostulated with him; but all I can say is fruitless, while his favourite Sir Clement contrives to urge him on.’
‘Then I will go and speak to Sir Clement,’ said I, ‘for I know he will desist, if I request him.’
‘Have a care, my dear!’ said she, smiling, ‘it is sometimes dangerous to make requests to men, who are too desirous of receiving them.’
‘Well then, my dear Madam, will you give me leave to speak myself to the Captain?’
‘Willingly; nay, I will accompany you to him.’
I thanked her, and we went to seek him. He was walking in the garden with Sir Clement. Mrs Mirvan most obligingly made an opening for my purpose, by saying, ‘Mr Mirvan, I have brought a petitioner with me.’
‘Why what’s the matter now?’ cried he.
I was fearful of making him angry, and stammered very much, when I told him, I hoped he had no new plan for alarming Madame Duval.
‘New plan!’ cried he, ‘why, you don’t suppose the old one would do again, do you? Not but what it was a very good one, only I doubt she would n’t bite.’
Indeed, Sir,’ said I, ‘she has already suffered too much, and I hope you will pardon me, if I take the liberty of telling you, that I think it my duty to do all in my power to prevent her being again so much terrified.’
A sullen gloominess instantly clouded his face, and, turning short from me, he said, I might do as I pleased, but that I should much sooner repent than repair my officiousness.
I was too much disconcerted at this rebuff, to attempt making any answer, and, finding that Sir Clement warmly espoused my cause, I walked away, and left them to discuss the point together.
Mrs Mirvan, who never speaks to the Captain when he is out of humour, was glad to follow me, and with her usual sweetness, made a thousand apologies for her husband’s ill-manners.
When I left her, I went to Madame Duval, who was just risen, and employed in examining the cloaths she had on the day of her ill usage.
‘Here’s a sight!’ cried she. ‘Come here, child, – only look – Pardi, so long as I’ve lived, I never see so much before! Why, all my things are spoilt, and, what’s worse, my sacque was as good as new. Here’s the second negligee I’ve had used in this manner! – I am sure I was a fool to put it on, in such a lonesome place as this; however, if I stay here these ten years, I’ll never put on another good gown, that I’m resolved.’
‘Will you let the maid try if she can iron it out, or clean it, Ma’am?’
‘No, she’ll only make bad worse. – But look here, now, here’s a cloak! Mon Dieu! why, it looks like a dish-clout! Of all the unluckinesses, that ever I met, this is the worst! for, do you know, I bought it but the day before I left Paris? – Besides, into the bargain, my cap’s quite gone; where the villain twitched it, I don’t know, but I never see no more of it, from that time to this. Now you must know this was the becomingest cap I had in the world, for I’ve never another with pink ribbon in it; and, to tell you the truth, if I had n’t thought to have seen M. Du Bois, I’d no more have put it on than I’d have flown; for as to what one wears in such a stupid place as this, it signifies no more than nothing at all.’
She then told me, that she had been thinking all night of a contrivance to hinder the Captain from finding out her loss of curls; which was, having a large gauze handkerchief pinned on her head as a hood, and saying she had the tooth-ach.
‘To tell you the truth,’ added she, ‘I believe the Captain is one of the worst men in the world; he’s always making a joke of me; and as to his being a gentleman, he has no more manners than a bear, for he’s always upon the grin when one’s in distress; and, I declare, I’d rather be done any thing to than laugh’d at, for, to my mind, it’s one or other the disagreeablest thing in the world.’
Mrs Mirvan, I found, had been endeavouring to dissuade her from the design she had formed, of having recourse to the law, in order to find out the supposed robbers; f
or she dreads a discovery of the Captain, during Madame Duval’s stay at Howard Grove, as it could not fail being productive of infinite commotion. She has, therefore, taken great pains to shew the inutility of applying to justice, unless she were more able to describe the offenders against whom she would appear, and has assured her, that as she neither heard their voices, nor saw their faces, she cannot possibly swear to their persons, or obtain any redress.
Madame Duval, in telling me this, extremely lamented her hard fate, that she was thus prevented from revenging her injuries; which, however, she vowed she would not be persuaded to pocket tamely, ‘because,’ added she, ‘if such villains as these are let to have their own way, and nobody takes no notice of their impudence, they’ll make no more ado than nothing at all of tying people in ditches, and such things as that: however, I shall consult with M. Du Bois, as soon as I can ferret out where he’s hid himself. I’m sure I’ve a right to his advice, for it’s all along of his gaping about at the Tower that I’ve met with these misfortunes.’
‘M. Du Bois,’ said I, ‘will, I am sure, be very sorry when he hears what has happened.’
‘And what good will that do now? – that won’t unspoil all my cloaths; I can tell him, I a’n’t much obliged to him, though it’s no fault of his – yet it i’n’t the less provokinger for that. I’m sure, if he had been there, to have seen me served in that manner, and put neck and heels into a ditch, he’d no more have thought it was me, than the Pope of Rome. I’ll promise you, whatever you may think of it, I sha’n’t have no rest, night nor day, till I find out that rogue.’
‘I have no doubt, Madam, but you will soon discover him.’
‘Pardi, if I do, I’ll hang him, as sure as fate! – but what’s the oddest, is that he should take such a ’special spite against me, above all the rest! it was as much for nothing, as could be, for I don’t know what I had done, so particular bad, to be used in that manner: I’m sure, I had n’t given him no offence, as I know of, for I never see his face all the time; and as to screaming a little, I think it’s very hard if one must n’t do such a thing as that, when one’s put in fear of one’s life.’
During this conversation, she endeavoured to adjust her headdress, but could not at all please herself. Indeed, had I not been present, I should have thought it impossible for a woman at her time of life to be so very difficult in regard to dress. What she may have in view, I cannot imagine, but the labour of the toilette seems the chief business of her life.
When I left her, in my way down stairs, I met Sir Clement, who, with great earnestness, said he must not be denied the honour of a moment’s conversation with me; and then, without waiting for an answer, he led me to the garden, at the door of which, however, I absolutely insisted upon stopping.
He seemed very serious, and said, in a grave tone of voice, ‘At length, Miss Anville, I flatter myself I have hit upon an expedient that will oblige you, and therefore, though it is death to myself, I will put it in practice.’
I begged him to explain himself.
‘I saw your desire of saving Madame Duval, and scarce could I refrain giving the brutal Captain my real opinion of his savage conduct; but I am unwilling to quarrel with him, lest I should be denied entrance into a house which you inhabit: I have been endeavouring to prevail with him to give up his absurd new scheme, but I find him impenetrable: – I have therefore determined to make a pretence for suddenly leaving this place, dear as it is to me, and containing all I most admire and adore; – and I will stay in town till the violence of this boobyish humour is abated.’
He stopped; but I was silent, for I knew not what I ought to say. He took my hand, which he pressed to his lips, saying, ‘And must I, then, Miss Anville, must I quit you – sacrifice voluntarily my greatest felicity, – and yet not be honoured with one word, one look of approbation?’
I withdrew my hand, and said, with a half laugh, ‘You know so well, Sir Clement, the value of the favours you confer, that it would be superfluous for me to point it out.’
‘Charming, charming girl! how does your wit, your understanding rise upon me daily! and must I, can I part with you? – will no other method – ’
‘O Sir, do you so soon repent the good office you had planned for Madame Duval?’
‘For Madame Duval! – cruel creature, and will you not even suffer me to place to your account the sacrifice I am about to make?’
‘You must place it, Sir, to what account you please; but I am too much in haste now to stay here any longer.’
And then I would have left him, but he held me, and, rather impatiently, said, ‘If, then, I cannot be so happy as to oblige you, Miss Anville, you must not be surprised, should I seek to oblige myself. If my scheme is not honoured with your approbation, for which alone it was formed, why should I, to my own infinite dissatisfaction, pursue it?’
We were then, for a few minutes, both silent; I was really unwilling he should give up a plan which would so effectually break into the Captain’s designs, and, at the same time, save me the pain of disobliging him; and I should instantly and thankfully have accepted his offered civility, had not Mrs Mirvan’s caution made me fearful. However, when he pressed me to speak, I said, in an ironical voice, ‘I had thought, Sir, that the very strong sense you have yourself of the favour you propose to me, would sufficiently have repaid you, but, as I was mistaken, I must thank you myself.’ And now, making a low court’sy, ‘I hope, Sir, you are satisfied.’
‘Loveliest of thy sex – ’ he began, but I forced myself from him, and ran up stairs.
Soon after, Miss Mirvan told me that Sir Clement had just received a letter, which obliged him instantly to leave the Grove, and that he had actually ordered a chaise. I then acquainted her with the real state of the affair. Indeed, I conceal nothing from her, she is so gentle and sweet-tempered, that it gives me great pleasure to place an entire confidence in her.
At dinner, I must own, we all missed him; for though the flightiness of his behaviour to me, when we are by ourselves, is very distressing, yet, in large companies, and general conversation, he is extremely entertaining and agreeable. As to the Captain, he has been so much chagrined at his departure, that he has scarce spoken a word since he went: but Madame Duval, who made her first public appearance since her accident, was quite in raptures that she escaped seeing him.
The money which we left at the farm-house, has been returned to us. What pains the Captain must have taken to arrange and manage the adventures which he chose we should meet with! Yet he must certainly be discovered, for Madame Duval is already very much perplexed, at having received a letter this morning from M. Du Bois, in which he makes no mention of his imprisonment. However, she has so little suspicion, that she imputes his silence upon the subject, to his fears that the letter might be intercepted.
Not one opportunity could I meet with, while Sir Clement was here, to enquire after his friend Lord Orville: but I think it was strange he should never mention him unasked. Indeed, I rather wonder that Mrs Mirvan herself did not introduce the subject, for she always seemed particularly attentive to him.
And now, once more, all my thoughts involuntarily turn upon the letter I so soon expect from Paris. This visit of Sir Clement has, however, somewhat diverted my fears, and therefore I am very glad he made it at this time. Adieu, my dear Sir.
Letter Four
Sir John Belmont to Lady Howard
Paris, May 11
Madam,
I have this moment the honour of your Ladyship’s letter, and I will not wait another, before I return an answer.
It seldom happens that a man, though extolled as a saint, is really without blemish; or that another, though reviled as a devil, is really without humanity. Perhaps the time is not very distant, when I may have the honour to convince your Ladyship of this truth, in regard to Mr Villars and myself.
As to the young lady, whom Mr Villars so obligingly proposes presenting to me, I wish her all the happiness to which, by your Ladyship’s account
, she seems entitled; and, if she has a third part of the merit of her to whom you compare her, I doubt not but Mr Villars will be more successful in every other application he may make for her advantage, than he can ever be in any with which he may be pleased to favour me.
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