by Lexi Harder
Bimbo Battalion
Bimbos from Space: Darcy
Lexi Harder
© 2019 Lexi Harder. All rights reserved.
This is a work of fiction and all individuals depicted within are fully consenting adults.
DARCY
Darcy bounces in place waiting for TIM to give them the go-ahead for their next collection period. She’s already successfully gathered two specimens, had loads of fun, and was filled with loads of cum while she did it. She can’t imagine that this time will be much different although she did hear about something interesting she wants to check out. Apparently there are places called “strip clubs” where virile males gyrate and preform mating displays for an audience. She decides to start her hunt there.
This time TIM has put them down in a large city currently in the grips of cold weather. She pouts a little at her outfit. She’s wearing a slinky, sequined dress but she has to wear a puffy coat on over it. You can barely tell she has tits when it’s zipped. She even has to wear ugly boots to keep her feet warm. She stomps off into the snow irritated with TIM’s choice of location.
Her initial plan was to find a male strip show and hopefully gather a few specimens at once. Two hours later she’s freezing and hasn’t found a single club even with TIM giving her step by step directions. When the Greater United Empire had designed their agents they’d attempted to balance the characteristics needed to attract earth men with the skills the bimbos would need to navigate earth, due to unforeseen complications they did poorly. Darcy is pretty much incapable of navigating via map or spoken directions.
“Darcy, stop fretting. You are designed to find and attract the perfect specimens.”
“I know, TIM, but I really wanted to see the pole dancing my last specimen told me about.”
“There may be time later just concentrate on getting a specimen now. If you don’t get inside soon you’ll have to come back. The weather is worse than my modeling predicted.”
She gives up on her plan to find strippers and lets her built in pheromone detector do its job. The tickle of anxiety and irritation she’d been feeling dissipates as she lets her instincts lead her. The Bimbo Battalion wasn’t built for negative emotions and letting her body do what it’s meant to do gives her back her normal cheerfulness. She even manages a skip in her step as she makes her way through the snowy streets. A few minutes later she stands in front of a large residential building. She heads inside only to be stopped by the doorman.
“Miss, what apartment are you going to?”
Darcy giggles as she unzips her coat. “I don’t know yet.”
“Who are you here to see?”
“I don’t know that either.”
“I’m afraid I can’t let you in then.”
Darcy pulls down the front of her top and then the front of her bra exposing her tits to the nippy air. She walks up to the door man grabs his face and presses it between her tits before shaking them vigorously. When she releases his head he looks up with a dazed expression on his face. She tucks her boobs back into her dress and heads for the elevator blowing the doorman a kiss as she goes. Her built in pheromone detector leads her to an apartment door on the top floor. She adjusts her cleavage and knocks. A tall, muscular man answers the door.
“May I help you?”
“Yes,” says Darcy as she pushes her way inside.
LUKE
Luke arches his eyebrow at his uninvited guest. For a little thing she sure is forceful pushing past him like he isn’t a foot taller and a hundred pounds heavier than she is. She drops her coat on his couch and turns to him. Her curves are on display in the short, tight dress she’s wearing. It exposes a vast amount of delectable cleavage and the skirt only just covers her round ass. Her pouty lips and heavy-lidded eyes practically drip sensuality.
“May I help you?”
“Yes! I’m Darcy and I was looking for male strippers but I got lost so instead I found you.”
“My name is Luke and I’m not a male stripper.”
“But you are male.”
“Very.”
She walks up to him until her soft tits are pressed into his arm. “Then maybe you can strip for me.”
He looks down past her eyes and into her cleavage. He does have a stripper pole in his bedroom. Granted he got it for his last girlfriend who was taking stripping classes for what she called exercise and he called spank bank fodder. He’s never used it himself, but he doesn’t have any reason not to undress for the woman in front of him.
“Only if you strip for me.”
“Deal,” she smiles sweetly at him, but it’s too late for him to think of her as anything but dirty.
He holds out a hand and she slides her small hand in his and follows him into his bedroom. She gives a little gasp and runs to the floor length windows. He doesn’t blame her the best thing about his apartment is the view. He can see almost the entirety of downtown much of it decorated in sparkling holiday lights. His king size bed is against the back wall and a regulation, competition stripper pole is positioned near the windows.
She runs her hands up and down the pole and the pole in his pants hardens at the sight of her fondling. It twists under her grasp and she giggles. He joins her and shows her a little spin, so sue him he may have picked up a few things from the ex. She copies him and the rasp of her sequined dress against the pole puts his teeth on edge.
“Can’t combine sequins with the pole, I’m afraid.”
“That’s ok,” she responds brightly before reaching behind her and unzipping her dress. It puddles around her feet revealing a truly magnificent pair of tits in a sheer, lacy bra. His eyes follows her body down to a tiny waist and then full hips. Her pussy is covered by a minuscule amount of black lace and when he walks around her he sees that her ass isn’t covered at all.
His hands go to the buttons on his shirt. Fair is fair after all. He draws it out slowly showing inch after inch of skin. Her hands come up and touch his muscled abdomen as it is revealed. He lets her until she reaches his belt and then he grabs her hands and moves them away. He loves how eager she is but that doesn’t mean he isn’t going to tease her a little.
“You’re not supposed to touch the strippers during their routine. You wait until after if you want any extras.”
She nods and sits on the edge of his bed. He backs up until he’s leaning against the pole and slowly unbuckles his belt. Darcy licks her lips as she watches him slowly unbutton his jeans and pull the zipper down. He’s not sure how to make shimmying out of his jeans sexy but he does the best that he can. Fortunately he’s not wearing socks because he knows he can’t make that sexy. When he looks back up after tossing his jeans to the side he almost falls over.
Darcy has pulled the cups of her bra down freeing her tits. She’s trailing her fingers softly over the rounded top of them and then slowly moving down to circle around her nipples. She looks him in the eye and pinches her nipples letting out a moan in the air between them. He runs his hands over his chest in retaliation but he’s not sure it has the same effect. He can definitely see her react when he starts to inch his briefs down over his hip bones.
She slips her hands into her panties when he exposes the tip of his hard cock. A drop of pre-cum beads up at the sight of her hand working under panties. By the time he works his briefs completely off he’s achingly hard. Darcy pulls her own panties off exposing perfectly trimmed hair surrounding gleaming, pink lips. She’s now completely nude except for the fuck-me pumps she’s wearing. She arches her back and slowly circles her clit with one finger while she pumps three fingers from her other hand in and out of her cunt.
She speeds up her rhythm and Luke is transfixed by the sight of her fingers disappearing into her body. He has to pinch the base of his cock to keep from cumming on the spot whe
n her hips start twitching. She’s breathing heavily her breasts shaking with every inhale and exhale. She adds more pressure to her clit and those heaving breaths turn to stuttered moans. He can hear the squelch of her juices around her fingers as she pushes into her cunt. He’s had sex that was less satisfying than watching this woman get herself off. When she does cum her mouth opens in a soundless scream and her whole body shakes.
It only takes him three long strides to reach her. He spreads her legs apart and dives head first into that perfect cunt. She’s delicious and he licks up her slit as she trembles under his questing tongue. Her thighs clamp around his ears when his tongue reaches her clit. He pries them off and holds them down as he plunges his tongue deep into her core. He fucks his tongue into her silken center a few times before turning his full attention to her clit. He licks her nub before tracing nonsense shapes over it. When her thighs tremble under his hands he backs off and goes back to tongue fucking her cunt. He repeats this several times until she’s begging because he always switches his attention from her clit to her cunt when she gets close. Finally he takes pity on her, pulls her clit into his mouth, and sucks hard.
Her scream is music to his ears as she hits her peak and shakes apart under his tongue. When he emerges from between her thighs with her juices dripping from his chin he’s never been harder. She shakes and twitches and he can’t help but dip his tongue back in for another taste before heading to the bathroom and washing his face. When he comes back to the bed she’s stretched across it idly stroking her body from clit to the hollow of her neck. Hours earlier he’d been annoyed by a woman canceling a date last minute. Now he’s grateful she did or he wouldn’t have gotten to taste this woman.
DARCY
This isn’t Darcy first collection but this is definitely the best orgasm she’s had so far and she didn’t even have a dick in her cunt when she came. She collapses backwards completely boneless. Idly she strokes herself while Luke is in the bathroom. She still wants more. When he lays down next to her she examines the hard planes of his body. His dick juts out dripping pre-cum on his muscled abs. She traces his hard muscles with her tongue before running her fingertips down his dick from root to tip. It jerks under her touch. She leans forward and repeats the motion with her tongue.
She swirls her tongue around the head of his cock and tastes his pre-cum. She rolls the salty, musky taste around her mouth before kissing the head of his dick and wrapping her hand around his dick. She rubs the head against her lips like she’s applying lipstick. She suckles the head of his dick like she’s trying to pull his cum into her mouth by will alone before pulling off to lick sloppily around the head. She licks up and down his dick until she’s covered every bit with a mixture of her saliva and his pre-cum.
When he’s wet enough for her taste she fists his dick and pumps it a few time while she licks the tip. When his hips start to twitch she sucks the head into her mouth. She slowly sucks bobbing her head up and down in rhythm with the movement of her hand. She massages the underside of his dick with her tongue as she slides up and down his length. She strokes up his thigh with her free hand before delicately fondling his balls gently rolling them around her hand while she pushes herself to take more of his dick. His dick twitches in her mouth and she tugs on his balls. Saliva drips down his dick and lands on his balls and she massages it in. She increases the suction as his hips rise instinctively in time with her movements.
“I’m going to cum.”
She sucks even harder as he explodes in her mouth filling it with jet after jet of his creamy load. She swallows down everything he fills her with and then releases his dick with a pop. He’s flushed a splotchy red from his cheeks to his chest and he’s breathing heavily. She kisses the head of his dick with a dramatic “muah” before going over to look at the pole. She swings around it once or twice but it’s not that interesting. Surely there’s more to it than this. When Luke sits up she bounces over to him.
“How do I use the pole?”
He pets the bed next to him. “I have a few videos I can show you.”
Darcy snuggles herself under his arm and settles his hand against her tit. He stops what he’s doing to look at his hand with an expression of happy confusion. She covers her hand with his and uses it to massage herself. He takes the hint and strokes her tit as he does something with a little electronic stick to make a video play on a screen across from the bed.
Music with a strong beat fills the room and a woman strides seductively across a stage. She’s wearing heels just as tall as the ones Darcy still has on her feet. She reaches the pole and leans her arse against it lifting one arm above her head and grabbing the pole. She arches her back as she leans forward and places one hand on the pole between her legs. She uses her hold on the pole to hold her weight up as her feet rise until her whole body is parallel to the floor.
She spins upside down spreading her legs into a split before flipping over and seemingly walking on air as her arms do all the work. She flips and spins every move graceful and sensual. The pole dancer’s body is all strong, muscled lines. Darcy is far softer and curvier, but she knows her genetically modified body is strong enough for these moves.
She gets distracted half-way through the third video as Luke stops stroking her tits and starts full on massaging them. He pulls her between the vee of his thighs so he can get both hands on them and runs the calloused pads of his fingers over the peak of her nipples. Darcy arches into him pressing her ass into his crotch. She can feel his dick lengthening as she rubs against it.
He cups her heavy tits in his hands and bounces them like they’re water balloons before pinching her nipples and rolling them between his fingers. Darcy can’t help the high pitched whine that escapes her and Luke latches down on her neck worrying at it with lips and tongue before biting down. He roughly pulls her nipples as he switches his attentions to the other side of her neck. Darcy wiggles until his dick is nestled between her ass cheeks. She rocks back into him in time with the harsh pulls and pinches to her nipples. Darcy drops one hand to her clit and rubs it. When she realizes Luke is getting close she pulls away. She wants him to cum in her but first she wants to show him what she’s learned from the pole dancing videos.
LUKE
Luke pulls on the nipples in his hands and grins as the woman in his arms grinds harder against his dick with every tug. He leaves a line of hickeys up and down one side of her neck and then the other. She lets out the most delicious mewl when he bites her neck and he does it again before pulling back. It’s time to flip her over and apply his teeth to her glorious tits, but before he can she rolls away from him and gets off the bed.
She sways her hips as she walks, her ass jiggling with every step. She reaches the pole and grips it firmly before swinging into one of the moves from the videos. She looks like she could dance professionally although he’s never seen an exotic dancer with tits that size that are actually real. It clear based on their response to gravity that they’re one hundred percent natural. She grinds against the pole with her cunt before licking it with a wink.
She drops back to the ground in a perfect split pressing her wet cunt against the floor before pushing herself up on her hands and wrapping her legs around the pole. She pulls herself up using only the strength of her core and his mouth drops open. That’s a move that would be difficult for him and he’s been working on his core for years. He wonders if there’s more to this petite, curvy goddess than meets the eye but her next move drives all rational thought from his mind.
She does the splits again but this time she’s hanging upside down the pole nestled between her ass cheeks and her cunt exposed to the room. Suddenly he’s standing next to her like he’s been teleported. He doesn’t remember deciding to get off the bed he’s just standing over her his hands on her inner thighs as he forces her split a little lower. He leans down and rubs the rough scruff of his five o’clock shadow against the soft skin of her inner thigh before falling on her cunt like a starving animal.
She lies in a debauched heap on the floor as she shakes from the aftershocks of what look like an earth shattering orgasm. Luke’s cock is so hard it hurts and his balls ache like he hasn’t gotten off in years instead of an hour earlier. They feel hot and heavy like they’re so full of cum they’re about ready to explode. He leans over and whisper in her ear.
“Look at my cock. You did that. You know what that means?”
She shakes her head weakly. “It means I should bury my cock in your tight cunt until I fill you to overflowing with my cum.”
She doesn’t say anything but she tilts her hips towards him and that’s all the invitation that he needs. He kneels on his heels and drags her unresisting body towards him ass first. He gets a hand around her stomach and picks her up positioning her so that her legs are straddling him and she’s laying face down in his lap. It’s the work of a moment to situate himself at her wet entrance. He transfers his grip until he’s slid his hands around her front and grabbed her shoulders. She hangs in his grasp still gasping for air but she presses the tiny amount she can back into his cock.
Luke gasps when his cock head pops into the tight grip of her cunt. A mewl escapes his prize and he pulls her off his cock so he can pull her down and slam his cock balls deep in her. She squeals and he starts pounding her cunt. He hoists her up off his cock and slams her down until she’s stuffed full over and over again. She’s limp in his arms but a high pitched whine comes out of her in little gasps as he owns her from the inside out.
