Katie doubles over, laughing. “What the hell?” She turns to me. “Adam? Why has Rick Astley taken over my phone?”
“I’m not a hundred percent on this.” I grin and pull her in closer for a kiss. “But I’m pretty sure you’ve just been Rick-rolled.”
“I got Rick what?” she repeats, laughing.
I stare at her, in shock. How has any self-respecting twenty-something never heard of Rick-rolling? This is almost a deal breaker for me.
“You’ve never heard of Rick-rolling?” I say.
“Nope. Should I have?” She giggles.
“It’s only one of the top Internet memes in history,” I say, shaking my head. “It’s not your virginity, but in many ways, it’s better. There’s so much I need to educate you on,” I murmur.
“You’re such an idiot,” she says, shaking her head.
“There are more?” She laughs. “I’m not sure I can handle that.”
“Oh, there are plenty more.” I chuckle, wrapping my arm around her shoulder as we walk to the car. “Still got your phone?”
“Yes.” She narrows her eyes at me. “Why?”
“Google blue waffles,” I instruct her.
When she doesn’t tell me to go to hell, I look over at her. My eyes widen, because fuck, she’s actually Googling it. I chuckle. She’s going to fucking kill me for this. I hold my breath.
Wait for it …
“What the …wait, is that ….” Her eyes widen. “Oh. That’s disgusting! Adam.”
She throws her phone at me as hard as she can, then shudders, her face screwed up in horror. She leans nearly dry retching, while I laugh hysterically.
“That was … ugh,” She gasps and shudders again. “Yuck.”
Laughing, I duck as she takes a swing at me with her bag.
Works every time.
Disclaimer: Please do not Google Blue Waffles.
I will not be held responsible for any nausea, vomiting, nightmares or emotional breakdowns you may experience if you choose to ignore this and Google Blue Waffles.
There. I warned you.
Also by MISSY JOHNSON
Payback’s A Bitch (#6) ~ August 27th
(Featuring Darcy)
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I’m the girl who likes ‘the cock in the back hole’
At least, that’s what the dating profile my so-called friends set up for me claims. I’m also into BDSM, Furries and ‘I’ll try anything twice.’
I have no idea the profile exists until the replies start rolling in. They range from funny, to downright creepy and everything in between. Just as I’m shutting down my email account for good, a new message pops up.
He’s funny and he's the only one to suspect the profile is a joke, so I think what the hell? I reply.
When he suggests that we meet, I say yes. When I walk into that bar, he's sitting at a table, facing the other way. He turns his head just enough for me to be able to make out his face…
Fuck.
It’s Cameron Hunter, one of the rudest, most arrogant assholes I’ve ever had the displeasure of meeting.
He's also the son of one of the state's most influential judges.
The same judge who's about to become my step-father...
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