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by Anthony Hecht


  For the table-mates they seemed to be addressing.

  It bore some message, all that baritone

  Brio of masculine snort and self-assertion.

  It belonged with cigars and bets and locker rooms.

  It had nothing to do with damask and chandeliers.

  It was a sign, she knew at once, of something.

  They wore her husband’s same convention badge,

  So must be salesmen, here for a pep talk

  And booster from top-level management,

  Young, hopeful, energetic, just like him,

  But, in some way she found unnerving, louder.

  That was the earliest omen.

  The second was

  The vast boardwalk itself, its herringbone

  Of seasoned lumber lined on the inland side

  By Frozen Custard booths, Salt Water Taffy

  Kneaded and stretched by large industrial cams,

  Pinball and shooting galleries with Kewpie Dolls,

  Pink dachshunds, cross-eyed ostriches for prizes,

  Fun Houses, Bumpum Cars and bowling alleys,

  And shops that offered the discriminating

  Hand-decorated shells, fantastic landscapes

  Entirely composed of varnished star-fish,

  And other shops displaying what was called

  “Sophisticated Nightwear For My Lady,”

  With black-lace panties bearing a crimson heart

  At what might be Mons Veneris’ timber-line,

  Flesh-toned brassieres with large rose-window cutouts

  Edged with elaborate guimpe, rococo portholes

  Allowing the nipples to assert themselves,

  And see-through nightgowns bordered with angora

  Or frowsy feather boas of magenta.

  Here she was free to take the healthful airs,

  Inhale the unclippered trade-winds of New Jersey

  And otherwise romp and disport herself

  From nine until five-thirty, when her husband,

  Her only Norman, would be returned to her.

  Such was this place, a hapless rural seat

  And sandy edge of the Truck Garden State,

  The dubious North American Paradise.

  III

  It was just after dinner their second evening

  That a fellow-conventioneer, met in the lobby,

  Invited them to join a little party

  For a libation in the Plantagenet Bar

  And Tap Room; he performed the introductions

  To Madge and Felix, Bubbles and Billy Jim,

  Astrid, and lastly, to himself, Maurice,

  Whose nickname, it appeared, was Two Potato,

  And things were on a genial, first-name basis

  Right from the start, so it was only after

  The second round of drinks (which both the Carsons

  Intended as their last, and a sufficient

  Fling at impromptu sociability)

  That it was inadvertently discovered

  That the Carsons were little more than newlyweds

  On what amounted to their honeymoon.

  No one would hear of them leaving, or trying to pay

  For anything. Another round of drinks

  Was ordered. Two Potato proclaimed himself

  Their host, and winked at them emphatically.

  There followed much raucous, suggestive toasting,

  Norman was designated “a stripling kid,”

  And ceremoniously nicknamed “Kit,”

  And people started calling Shirley “Shirl,”

  And “Curly-Shirl” and “Shirl-Girl.” There were displays

  Of mock-tenderness towards the young couple

  And gags about the missionary position,

  With weak, off-key, off-color, attempts at singing

  “Rock of Ages,” with hands clasped in prayer

  And eyes raised ceilingward at “cleft for me,”

  Eyes closed at “let me hide myself in thee,”

  The whole number grotesquely harmonized

  In the manner of a barbershop quartet.

  By now she wanted desperately to leave

  But couldn’t figure out the way to do so

  Without giving offense, seeming ungrateful;

  And somehow, she suspected, they knew this.

  Two Potato particularly seemed

  Aggressive both in his solicitude

  And in the smirking lewdness of his jokes

  As he unblushingly eyed the bride for blushes

  And gallantly declared her “a good sport,”

  “A regular fella,” and “the little woman.”

  She knew when the next round of drinks appeared

  That she and Norman were mere hostages

  Whom nobody would ransom. Billy Jim asked

  If either of them knew a folk-song called

  “The Old Gism Trail,” and everybody laughed,

  Laughed at the plain vulgarity itself

  And at the Carsons’ manifest discomfort

  And at their pained, inept attempt at laughter.

  The merriment was acid and complex.

  Felix it was who kept proposing toasts

  To “good ol’ Shirl an’ Kit,” names which he slurred

  Both in pronunciation and disparagement

  With an expansive, wanton drunkenness

  That in its license seemed soberly planned

  To increase by graduated steps until

  Without seeming aware of what he was doing

  He’d raise a toast to “good ol’ Curl an’ Shit.”

  They managed to get away before that happened,

  Though Shirley knew in her bones it was intended,

  Had seen it coming from a mile away.

  They left, but not before it was made clear

  That they were the only married couple present,

  That the other men had left their wives at home,

  And that this was what conventions were all about.

  The Carsons were made to feel laughably foolish,

  Timid and prepubescent and repressed,

  And with a final flourish of raised glasses

  The “guests” were at last permitted to withdraw.

  IV

  Fade-out; assisted by a dram of gin,

  And a soft radio soundtrack bringing up

  A velvety chanteur who wants a kiss

  By wire, in some access of chastity,

  Yet in a throaty passion volunteers,

  “Baby, mah heart’s on fire.” Fade-in with pan

  Shot of a highway somewhere south of Wheeling

  Where she and her husband, whom she now calls Kit,

  Were driving through a late day in November

  Toward some goal obscure as the very weather,

  Defunctive, moist, overcast, requiescent.

  Rounding a bend, they came in sudden view

  Of what seemed a caravan of trucks and cars,

  A long civilian convoy, parked along

  The right-hand shoulder, and instantly slowed down,

  Fearing a speed-trap or an accident.

  It was instead, as a billboard announced,

  A LIVE ENTOMBMENT—CONTRIBUTIONS PLEASE.

  They found a parking slot, directed by

  Two courteous State Troopers with leather holsters

  That seemed tumescent with heavy, flopping side-arms,

  And made their way across the stony ground

  To a strange, silent crowd, as at a grave-side.

  A poster fixed to a tree gave the details:

  “Here lies George Rose in a casket supplied by

  The Memento Morey Funeral Home of Wheeling.

  He has been underground 38 days.

  [The place for the numbers was plastered with new stickers.]

  He lives on liquids and almond Hershey bars

  Fed through the speaking tube next to his head,

  By which his brother and custodian,

 
John Wesley Rose, communicates with him,

  And by means of which he breathes. Note that the tube

  Can be bent sideways to keep out the rain.

  Visitors are invited to put all questions

  To the custodian because George Rose

  Is eager to preserve his solitude.

  He has forsworn the vanities of this world.

  Donations will be gratefully accepted.”

  At length she wedged her way among the curious

  To where she saw a varnished pine-wood box

  With neatly mitred corners, fitted with glass

  At the top, and measuring roughly a foot square,

  Sunk in the earth, protruding about three inches.

  Through this plain aperture she now beheld

  The pale, expressionless features of George Rose,

  Bearded, but with a pocked, pitted complexion,

  And pale blue eyes conveying by their blankness

  A boredom so profound it might indeed

  Pass for a certain otherworldliness,

  Making it eminently clear to all

  That not a single face that showed itself

  Against the sky for his consideration

  Was found by him to be beautiful or wise

  Or worthy of the least notice or interest.

  One could tell he was alive because he blinked.

  At the crowd’s edge, near the collection box,

  Stood a man who was almost certainly his brother,

  Caretaker and custodian, engaged

  In earnest talk with one of the State Troopers.

  It crossed her mind to wonder how they dealt

  With his evacuations, yet she couldn’t

  Ask such a question of an unknown man.

  But Kit seemed to have questions of his own

  And as he approached John Wesley she turned away

  To the edge of a large field and stood alone

  In some strange wordless seizure of distress.

  She turned her gaze deliberately away

  From the road, the cars, the little clustered knot

  Of humankind around that sheet of glass,

  Like flies around a dish of sweetened water,

  And focused intently on what lay before her.

  A grizzled landscape, burdock and thistle-choked,

  A snarled, barbed-wire barricade of brambles,

  All thorn and needle-sharp hostility.

  The dead weeds wicker-brittle, raffia-pale,

  The curled oak leaves a deep tobacco brown,

  The sad rouge of old bricks, chips of cement

  From broken masonry, a stubble field

  Like a mangy lion’s pelt of withered grass.

  Off in the distance a thoroughly dead tree,

  Peeled of its bark, sapless, an armature

  Of well-groomed, military, silver-gray.

  And other leafless trees, their smallest twigs

  Incising a sky the color of a bruise.

  In all the rancid, tannic, mustard tones,

  Mud colors, lignum grays and mottled rocks,

  The only visible relief she found

  Was the plush red velvet of the sumac spikes

  And the slick, vinyl, Stygian, anthracite

  Blackness of water in a drainage ditch.

  The air sang with the cold of empty caves,

  Of mildew, cobwebs, slug and maggot life.

  And at her feet, among the scattered stubs

  Of water-logged non-filter cigarettes,

  Lay a limp length of trampled fennel stalk.

  And then she heard, astonishingly close,

  Right at her side, the incontestable voice

  Of someone who could not possibly be there:

  Of old Miss McIntosh, her eleventh grade

  Latin instructor, now many years dead,

  Saying with slow, measured authority,

  “It is your duty to remain right here.

  Those people and their cars will go away.

  Norman will go. George Rose will stay where he is,

  But you have nothing whatever to do with him.

  He will die quietly inside his coffin.

  From time to time you will be given water

  And a peanut butter sandwich on white bread.

  You will stay here as long as it shall take

  To love this place so much you elect to stay

  Forever, forsaking all others you have known

  Or dreamed of or incontinently longed for.

  Look at and meditate upon the crows.

  Think upon God. Humbly prepare yourself,

  Like the wise virgins in the parable,

  For the coming resurrection of George Rose.

  Consider deeply why as the first example

  Of the first conjugation—which is not

  As conjugal as some suppose—one learns

  The model verb forms of ‘to love,’ amare,

  Which also happens to be the word for ‘bitter.’

  Both love and Latin are more difficult

  Than is usually imagined or admitted.

  This is your final exam; this is your classroom.”

  V

  Another voice drowns out Miss McIntosh.

  It’s Mel Tormé, singing Who’s Sorry Now?

  Followed by a Kid Ory version of

  Quincy Street Stomp, and bringing back in view

  The bright upholstery of the present tense,

  The lax geography of pillows, gin-

  And-bitters with anesthetic bitterness.

  It must be three AM, but never mind.

  Open upon her lap lies The New Yorker,

  Exhibiting a full-page color ad

  For the Scotch whiskey-based liqueur, Drambuie,

  Soft-focus, in the palest tints of dawn.

  Therein a lady and a gentleman

  Stand gazing north from the triumphal arch

  That Stanford White designed for Washington Square.

  She wears an evening gown of shocking pink

  And a mink stole. Her escort, in black tie,

  Standing behind her, his arms about her waist,

  Follows her gaze uptown where a peach haze

  Is about to infuse the windows of the rich.

  Meanwhile, this couple, who have just descended

  From a hansom cab departing towards the east,

  Have all Fifth Avenue stretched out before them

  In Élysée prospectus, like the calm fields

  Where Attic heroes dwell. They are alone

  On the blank street. The truths of economics,

  The dismal (decimal) science, dissolve away

  In the faint light, and leave her standing there,

  Shirley herself, suddenly slim again,

  In the arms of a young nameless gentleman.

  To be sure, the salmon hues up in the eighties,

  Flushing the Metropolitan’s facade,

  Glinting on silver tops of skyscrapers

  As upon factory-made, hand-polished Alps

  (Though the deep canyons still repose in darkness)

  Bespeak the calm beneficence of dawn

  When they shall both raise up their brandy glasses

  Filled with that admirable Scotch liqueur

  Or else with gin and tolerable bitters

  And toast each other in some nearby penthouse.

  But meanwhile her attention is wholly drawn

  To the carriage lantern on the hansom cab.

  A kerosene lantern with a concave shield

  Or chrome reflector inside a box of glass.

  The quivering flame of the broad ribbon wick

  Itself presents a quick array of colors,

  All brilliance, light, intensity and hope.

  The flames flow upward from a rounded base

  Like an inverted waterfall of gold,

  Yet somehow at the center, the pure kernel

  Of fire is pearly, incandescent white.

  Out of
that whiteness all the celestial hues

  Of dawn proliferate in wobbly spectra,

  Lilac and orange, the rust of marigold,

  The warm and tropic colors of the world

  That she inhabits, that she has collected

  And stuffed like assorted trophies of the kill.

  The shape of flames is almond-like, the shape

  Of Egyptian eyes turned sideways, garlic cloves,

  Camel-hair tips of watercolor brushes,

  Of waterdrops. The shape performs a dance,

  A sinuous, erotic wavering,

  All inference and instability,

  Shimmy and glitter. It is, she suddenly knows,

  The figure redivivus of George Rose,

  Arisen, youthful, strong and roseate,

  Tiny, of course, pathetically reduced

  To pinky size, but performing a lewd dance

  Of Shiva, the rippling muscles of his thighs

  And abdomen as fluent as a river

  Of upward-pouring color, the golden finish

  Of Sardanapalus, emphatic rhythms

  Of blues and body language, a centrifuge

  Of climbing braids that beautifully enlarge,

  Thicken and hang pendulous in the air.

  Out of these twinings, foldings, envelopings

  Of brass and apricot, biceps and groin,

  She sees the last thing she will ever see:

  The purest red there is, passional red,

  Fire-engine red, the red of Valentines,

  Of which she is herself the howling center.

  INVECTIVE AGAINST DENISE, A WITCH

  The hatred I reserve for thee

  Surpasses the malignity

  Of camel and of bear,

  Old witch, unseemly thaumaturge,

  Whipped by the Public Hangman’s scourge

  The length of the town square.

  Luring about you, like a brood,

  The vulgar, curious and lewd,

  You shamelessly lay bare

  Your haunches to the sight of men,

  Your naked shoulder, abdomen

  Emblazoned with blood-smear.

  And yet that punishment is slight

  Compared to what is yours by right;

  Just Heaven must not bestow

  Its mercy on so foul a thing

  But rather by its whirlwind bring

  Such proud excesses low.

  Still wracked by the brute overthrow

  The Titans suffered long ago,

  A brooding Mother Earth,

  To spite the Gods, in her old age

  Shall, in an ecstasy of rage,

  At last bring you to birth.

  You know the worth and power of both

  Rare herbals and concocted broth

 

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